On the way of raiding [01]

"Zhang Xiangyang, who has lived for twenty-five years, has always thought that he is a straight man. I've been dating my girlfriend for three years, and I'm about to get married, and I find myself in love with my girlfriend's boyfriend. ”

So, Zhang Xiangyang broke up with his fiancée before the wedding, wanting to live a happy life with his male girlfriend. However, he led his fiancée to commit suicide in resentment. ”

"The future mother-in-law was overly sad and suffered from mental illness in her eyes and was sent to a psychiatric hospital. On the day of the wedding, the male girlfriend came to Zhang Xiangyang's house. It was found that Zhang Xiangyang had already died tragically in the new house. ”

Looking at the script in her hand, Han Yanran almost had an urge to drop it. "Holy, what kind of bird is this? A straight man was bent, and now let me go straight? Are you funny, or are you kidding me! ”

"Huh...... I can't say it's a joke. Han Yanran's words made the system a little embarrassed, and he didn't know how to explain this matter to Han Yanran.

Indeed, it is not easy to shoot a person who has become crooked. This is not a cucumber, so the cucumber is still broken after two pats, not to mention a?

If it weren't for the fact that this system jun has no entity, Han Yanran would have unceremoniously slammed this script into the face of the system jun. How could she be so patient to give him face!

Seeing Han Yanran's attitude of not wanting to take on this task, System Jun was a little embarrassed. This task is also sent down by the superiors, and if the master does not accept it, they will be punished.

"Yes, I'll tell you. This quest is an A-level character, and the difficulty coefficient is no less than that of S-class. The boss said that only Han Yanran could handle such a task! ”

System Jun's words made Han Yanran a little relieved, but she still didn't agree. "Little Mango, you're right. Tasks like this can really be completed by your sister and me. However, my sister is really indifferent to a! ”

Little Mango is the name that Han Yanran gave to her system. Every time, Bai Yinan couldn't help but want to laugh when he heard her call her own system Jun Xiao Mango.

Unexpectedly, Han Yanran, a black-bellied and cheap-mouthed woman, would have such a cute name. It's really unseemly, he has always felt that Han Yanran is full of filthy thoughts, but even so, she has a little fresh time. Sure enough, his grandmother was right: women are really hard to understand.

"Sister, I can tell you something secretly. This quest was wanted to be given to you by the boss from the beginning. However, the second dog downstairs has to say that they take this task. As a result, he was scolded by the boss. said that they didn't have the ability, and they still wanted to take over this porcelain job. ”

Ergouzi is the name of the system gentleman downstairs. Every time the name is mentioned, Little Mango is very happy. Although the name Little Mango is not particularly good, it is at least much better than Ergouzi.

However, it was Xiao Mango's words that made Han Yanran completely shaken. "Alright, alright, I got it! I'll just take it! You can't afford to buy the one downstairs. ”

As soon as she heard Han Yanran say that she had taken over this task, Little Mango immediately became a mess. "That's right! If I really let those two dogs take it, how will I mix in this building in the future! I'll report this to the boss right away! ”

"Wait a minute." Han Yanran put down the script and said.

"What's wrong?"

"Does Bai Yinan know the script this time?"

Little Mango thought for a moment, "Hmm...... I don't think I know yet. Early this morning, Brother Nan went out and didn't know where to go. Just now, I just came back. I don't think he had time to read the script yet. ”

Han Yanran raised her eyebrows thoughtfully, and then jumped up from the chair. Barefoot, she walked out of the house and knocked on the door next door. After waiting for a while, but there was no response, she began to knock on the door vigorously.

While knocking, his mouth was still muttering. "Open the door! Open the door! Don't hide inside and keep quiet, I know you're at home! Open the door, open the door, open the door south of Bai. ”

Originally taking a shower in the bathroom, Bai Yinan didn't hear a knock on the door outside. He turned off the faucet, and because his clothes were outside, he casually wrapped a bath towel around his lower body.

As soon as I got out of the bathroom door, I heard a knock on the door outside. Bai Yinan rolled his eyes, he thought with his nostrils that it was Han Yanran who was knocking on the door now. He originally wanted to pretend that he was not at home, but Han Yanran outside refused to let him go at all. On the contrary, the harder you shoot, the harder you go.

In the end, there was no way, Bai Yinan had no choice but to open the door for Han Yanran. "Sister, you're going crazy. Doesn't it hurt for you to slap your hands like this? Even if your hands don't hurt, please consider the door of my house, I feel sorry for you to be photographed like this. ”

As soon as Han Yanran wanted to refute Bai Yinan, she found that this guy was actually undressed, naked, and only had a bath towel around his lower body. Han Yanran swallowed her saliva unconsciously, she didn't expect this kid to be in such a good shape!

Bai Yinan was a little puzzled, thinking about how Han Yanran, the witch, had changed her sex today? Don't attack yourself with words like you usually do. He followed Han Yanran's gaze and looked at himself, "! Only then did he remember that he was not dressed yet.

He closed the door at once, went into the house and changed into clean clothes, and then reopened the door. Han Yanran was still standing at his door, "What's the matter with you?" Originally, I thought that Han Yanran would be shy when she looked at him naked.

Who would have thought that Han Yanran would rush over and want to rip off his clothes, so frightened that Bai Yinan immediately protected his chest. "You—What are you going to do? Han Yanran, you're crazy! ”

He really had a brain pump, and he would naively think that Han Yanran would be a shy woman. It is estimated that she Han Yanran has not known how to write the word "shy" since she was born!

Han Yanran raised her chin with her index finger, because she was not as tall as Bai Yinan, she could only raise her face and say, "Xiao Nanzi, I didn't expect you to be in such a good figure." Hurry up, take it off, let my sister take a good look! ”

As soon as her words came out, Bai Yinan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood. "Han Yanran, your sister! You scoundrel! With that, he pushed Han Yanran away and locked Han Yanran out of his house.

Bai Yinan, who closed the door, didn't open the door no matter how Han Yanran knocked on the door, and after knocking for a while, she felt bored, so she went back to her room. Bai Yinan looked outside from the cat's eye and confirmed that Han Yanran had really gone back, and Bai Yinan breathed a sigh of relief.

However, as soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, it occurred to him that something seemed to be wrong. Just now, what happened? He—He was actually molested by this female hooligan!

Han Yanran, who returned to her room, was still a little unsatisfied, she had partnered with Bai Yinan for so many years, and this was the first time she had seen the structure of his human body surface. Usually, this Bai Yinan looks weak and girly, but I didn't expect to have six-pack abs.

Yes, yes, Han Yanran licked her somewhat dry lips. Let's not talk about this person, just this body, Han Yanran just wants to say, "Hey,, hey, it's my favorite style!" ”

Little Mango, who didn't know what was going on, immediately asked after seeing Han Yanran come back, "My sister, are you ready?" When you're ready, let's get started! ”

Han Yanran nodded, "Okay, let's start!" She stepped into the big mirror. Forehead...... Why did she go to Bai Yinan just now? What do you want to tell him? Forget it, I can't remember.

[The following is a warm reminder from Little Mango: The difficulty coefficient of this character is A, and you are now the live-in roommate of the male god Zhang Xiangyang. Please don't be careless about the strategy! It is up to you to save the reproduction of mankind! Friendly reminder: current opinion 25%]

Hearing the voice of the little mango in her ears, Han Yanran thought about 25%, which is not low as a strategy task. However, what made her wonder was that they would actually be roommates.

Is gay so hidden now? How many women are found to live together, showing that they are normal? Wrong...... Han Yanran suddenly realized, how could she forget jì, at this time Zhang Xiangyang hadn't found out that he was a gay. Han Yanran thought as she fell into a coma.

When Han Yanran woke up again, she was woken up by the noise outside, and she knelt up in a daze. The noise outside the room did not stop at all, but intensified.

"Damn! What's the matter, so noisy! I don't let people sleep! Han Yanran, who had just woken up, didn't feel that there was a woman sleeping next to her at all, and after hearing the other party's words, she realized that there was another person in this room.

"Get up, let's go out and see what's going on." Han Yanran pushed the woman next to her. Because of the curtains, the light outside could not penetrate through, and the room was very dark, so that Han Yanran was used to it for a while before she could barely see her surroundings clearly.

"I don't want it, I'm sleepy, I'm going to see you yourself!" The woman moved and wanted to continue sleeping. Han Yanran had no choice but to get out of bed by herself and go to see what was going on outside.

Han Yanran gently twisted the door open and looked through the crack in the door. There was enough light outside, and Han Yanran could only squint her eyes halfway. She saw a woman and a man arguing in the living room.

The woman pinched her waist with one hand and tilted her face up, not afraid of the man in front of her at all, but the man had a ruthless itchy tooth but couldn't do anything about her. Looking at such a scene, Han Yanran only felt that this picture was very familiar to her.

"Damn, this man is a fucking shit! At this time, this woman should beat her up if she is so cheap! Let her see what a man is. The woman's voice came out from behind Han Yanran.

"It's like you're not a woman!" Han Yanran muttered quietly. Before Xiao Mango said that she and Zhang Xiangyang were roommates, looking at this situation, the woman who slept with her was also a roommate.

The woman behind Han Yanran didn't hear Han Yanran's muttering, and continued to scold the man somewhere. "Damn, if Han Yanran does this to me, I'll give her a mouthful and give her the ground."

Hearing this, Han Yanran realized that something was wrong. Just now, she hadn't woken up much in a daze, so she didn't care about her roommate at all.

She settled down, only to hear that the voice was so familiar. Han Yanran turned around and grabbed the neck of the person behind her, "Bai Yinan, who the fuck are you going to give a mouthful of!" ”

"Han, Han Yanran?" Bai Yinan secretly thought badly, he was also in a daze, and he didn't realize that the woman next to him was Han Yanran. Originally, I just wanted to take advantage of Han Yanran's absence to give myself a long face. Unexpectedly, fate played such a trick on him.

"It's not who I am! It's really your face, thinking I'm not there, so I want to give myself a long prestige? I sue you, you still want to rebel against me, it's too early! Han Yanran pinched Bai Yinan's neck, making him unable to move.

"Don't, don't make a fuss! I'm out of breath! Bai Yinan patted Han Yanran's hand, and in the darkness he could feel Han Yanran staring at him deadly, which made Bai Yinan feel weak all of a sudden.

Han Yanran scolded Bai Yinan in a low voice and let go of her grip on him, she groped on the wall. I felt the position of the switch and turned on the light in the room.

As soon as the lights were turned on, the room lit up instantly. Han Yanran glanced at Bai Yinan, then snorted and clasped her hands around her chest, "Heh, I know." This time, you're a woman again! ”

was reminded by her like this, Bai Yinan lowered his head and realized that he was a girl again this time. At this moment, he was wearing white low-cut pajamas, and the looming waves made him want to look up to the sky and howl.

Bai Yinan cried with a sad face, he hated this, and he couldn't control his gender every time he crossed the mission. The most annoying thing is that if he dresses as a woman, he has to learn to look like a woman.

Basically, every gold finger will have some different bugs due to time and space problems when traveling through the mission. They've mentioned this to the boss many times. But the boss listens to the left ear and the right ear every time, and doesn't solve this problem for them at all.

For example, his good friend Leng Lingfeng, every time he crosses, he changes into a different appearance, so that his partner has to look for him everywhere every time. Several times the mission was completed, and his partner couldn't find him.

For example, Wang Moru, who has a good relationship with him, every time he does a task, he either becomes an uncle or a Zhengtai, and once he becomes a little north nose. His partner directly carried him to the man's house, saying that this was his child and that he was responsible.

Anyway, for these golden fingers, the benefits are all partners, and the rest of the dumb losses are their gains. The salary is not high, overtime on weekends, and there are no five insurances. Even if it's a porter, the treatment is better than theirs.

If you meet a terrible partner, there is really no place to cry. And he is Bai Yinan, the guy who has no place to cry. He really poured eight lifetimes of mold, and in his previous life, he must have ruined the galaxy in exchange for such a partner as Han Yanran.