Chapter 6: Farming! (b)

"Aren't you, let an emperor come to farm?!" Xi Xiaoyu's jaw dropped, and she began to suspect that this guy was taking revenge on herself.

"You have the right to say no, but it also means that the agreement between us is null and void." Gu Yanzhi shrugged his shoulders and said meaninglessly.

Xi Xiaoyu tried to take a deep breath, his expression was as strong as a strong man's broken wrist, "Okay!" I do! ”

Shen Yan's face changed greatly, "Weichen risked death to admonish, you must not be, Your Majesty, you are the respect of the Ninety-Five, how can you go to the field to farm." Others will make fun of you when they know it, your image in the hearts of the people will plummet, the beams will wither because of this, and the lives will be ruined and blood will flow like a river! ”

"If you don't speak, you'll die, when will my image in the hearts of the people be better."

"But Majesty xià ......"

She resolutely interrupted him, "Don't say it, I'm done!" ”

Fu Weiren buried himself in writing and wrote: "In order to stabilize the precarious throne, Emperor Daliang was willing to be under the mercy of the prime minister, and he was at the mercy of him. ”

Xiao Xizi, who was also dressed in civilian clothes, raised his claws, "That, it's okay to do farm work, but you have to go back to the palace early, in case you are found by the Queen Mother, it will be troublesome." ”

Xi Xiaoyu's face suddenly became gloomy, and she almost forgot that the old witch was still holding the title of her biological mother.

"Xiao Xizi, go back now, go to the Empress Dowager, I learned the way of governing the country from the prime minister among the people. I am the emperor, the palace belongs to me, and it has nothing to do with her whether I leave the palace or not. ”

Xiao Xizi made a bitter face, "Wouldn't it be too obvious to say this?" The Queen Mother will kill the minions. ”

Shen Yan was sad, "Weichen is afraid that the Queen Mother knows that you plan to deal with her, and she will be unfavorable to you, after all, she is also a ruthless character." ”

Gu Yanzhi looked thoughtfully at Xi Xiaoyu, who suddenly became gloomy, and understood the reason why she came to him to assist her.

"What's the matter with the discovery, I can't fight her as an old woman!" The flames of hatred swelled angrily, burning all the reason, Xi Xiaoyu was full of eyes and just wanted to kill the old witch and her concubine, and avenge her biological mother!

"It's better to be careful, be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years" Xiao Xizi looked at Xi Xiaoyu with hatred in her phoenix eyes worriedly, he was afraid that she would mess around, and the slightest carelessness would be a catastrophe.

"I understand!" Xi Xiaoyu frowned and interrupted him, "Xiao Xizi will go back to the palace, and Shen Yan Fu Weiren will stay to help me." ”

Shen Yan was pleasantly surprised: "Don't you have to dig a tunnel?" ”

Xi Xiaoyu touched the jade wrench on his thumb, "I heard that the sewers in the harem are blocked, and there is just a lack of people to get through, since Shen Aiqing likes the dirty things underground, the work of opening the sewers will be handed over to you." ”

Shen Yan had a serious face: "Your Majesty, the minister does not allow you to insult yourself as a dirty thing underground." ”

Fu Weiren buried his head and wrote: "Emperor Daliang personally said that he was a dirty thing on April 1, the fifth year of Wuchen, and Fu Taishi, who wrote the truth, couldn't help but praise her honesty. ”

Xi Xiaoyu was angry: "You two stay and dig out dung!" ”

Gu Yanzhi watched her interaction with her doglegs coldly.

Xi Xiaoyu turned his face to ask Gu Yanzhi, "You say, what do I need to do now?" ”

Gu Yanzhi stood with his hands in his hands, his black hair, which was smooth and smooth like fine silk satin, was lifted by Xu Feng, his eyes were like stars, and he said: "The first thing you have to do is to forget your identity as the emperor, and you can't call yourself me." Here, everyone is equal. Also, for a month, you can only rely on your own ability to gain the approval of the villagers. Where did the three of them go back and forth? ”

Xi Xiaoyu was anxious when she heard this, "But I, ahhh, but the three of them have been by my side since I was a child, and I am not used to them without them." ”

Gu Yanzhi glanced at her lukewarmly, and said slowly: "Xi Yu, you are fifty out of twenty, it's time to wean." ”

Xi Xiaoyu:

If you don't sarcastically, will she die

"Yes, you can. The three of you go back together. She chose to endure.

Shen Yan teary eyes: "Don't, your majesty, you can't live without you, you can't abandon your minister, you have to dig out dung for you"

Xiao Xizi rubbed her tears: "Your Majesty is a negative man, and if you touch the hand of the slave, you will leave the slave alone, and you will be very evil!" ”

Fu Weiren directly pulled the embarrassed two people into the carriage with a wooden face, and he didn't say a word from beginning to end.

Xi Xiaoyu is full of black lines, for Mao's little attack face, love to cry, love to make trouble, love to be coquettish, little face love, love cold, love to play handsome, personality and appearance are contrary to each other, what about being good friends with each other?

"You will be fine when you return to the palace, and I will go back in the evening." Xi Xiaoyu waved goodbye, faintly reluctant.

"But you will become at night" Xiao Xizi's words came to his lips, he looked at Gu Yanzhi vigilantly, and when he saw that he didn't react, his hanging heart retracted.

"It's okay, I'll get back before the sun goes down." Xi Xiaoyu said and turned her head to ask Gu Yanzhi's opinion, "My only request is to be able to reach the palace before sunset, okay?" ”

Gu Yanzhi nodded slightly.

"Your Majesty is precious, be careful not to touch others when you work"

"Be sure to come back before sunset"

"Okay, I promise you. Rest assured, a month has passed quickly. She looked at the carriage moving away, and her eyes were unconsciously moist. It's good that the three of them care about themselves no matter what, and they never give up.

"It's time to say goodbye, it's time to get down to business." Gu Yan stopped at the cool scenery on the side.

Xi Xiaoyu turned her back and wiped the tears from her eyes, she turned around and forced a smile: "Let's go, Gu Ai Gu Yanzhi." ”

She was taken to an ordinary house, and a peasant woman wearing a gray fluttering skirt and a red scarf greeted her with a smile, and she was slightly blessed, "Prime Minister Gu is here, and I am not welcomed." ”

"Sister-in-law Fang doesn't have to be polite, she is the person I said is going to come to do farm work, you can take her to change her clothes." I'm sorry for you. Gu Yanzhi smiled very politely, and his very deceitful face gave people the illusion of a gentle and elegant son.

This is the first time Xi Xiaoyu has seen Gu Yanzhi smile like this, and he always gives her the impression that he is always smiling very fakely, very yin, and always mixed with contempt and mockery.

"Don't bother, don't bother, if it wasn't for Prime Minister Gu Cheng helping the people in our village get through the difficulties a while ago, we wouldn't know where to cry now." Sister-in-law Fang's words were full of gratitude, and she smiled softly at Xi Xiaoyu, her eyes flashing with kindness and kindness.

"It's really a sign of the girl, it's the first time I've seen such a good-looking girl, go, change clothes with my sister-in-law, your clothes are too expensive, it's a pity to get dirty when you work."

Xi Xiaoyu looked down at the ice silk satin she was wearing, and then looked at the coarse linen on Sister-in-law Fang's body, she didn't feel a little ashamed, she was wearing such good clothes, but most of her people were wearing coarse linen clothes.

Extremely ashamed, Xi Xiaoyu felt that he had really failed as an emperor, and failed to let every ordinary person live a rich life.

A seed called struggle quietly took root and sprouted in Xi Xiaoyu's heart.

Sister-in-law Fang waited for a long time, didn't watch her move, and thought she was angry, "Sister, what's wrong with you?" Isn't it upset? I'm a rough country man, and sometimes I can't talk with my brain, so don't take it to heart. ”

"No, no, let's go change clothes, hehehe." Xi Xiaoyu hurriedly put on a silly smile, she inexplicably had a good impression of this kind and gentle sister-in-law.

When she came out again, Xi Xiaoyu changed into a coarse blue skirt and wore a funny silk scarf on her head.

"Gu Yanzhi!"

Gu Yanzhifu, who was lowering her head to sip tea, raised her head, and her black eyes were slightly stunned when she saw the women's clothes. Although it is coarse linen, it can't hide her natural beauty. Her skin is better than snow, her eyes are like a pool of clear water, and when she looks forward to it, she has an elegant and elegant temperament, which is a strong Wang Baqi.

This was the first time he had seen her in women's clothes, so he didn't feel comfortable. But my heart was pounding. No matter how beautiful it is, she is still like when she was a child, so rude, so stupid and reckless, and she really hates her.

Xi Xiaoyu is very satisfied with her new look, how long has it been since she wore women's clothes? I vaguely remember that she secretly wore a skirt when she was a child, and after being found and severely punished by her father, she never dared to wear women's clothes anymore. Now that she has finally put on the women's clothes she has always dreamed of, even if she is dressed as a village girl, she is almost crazy with joy.

"Gu Yanzhi, do you look good in women's clothes?" Xi Xiaoyu seemed to spin around in front of him, and his heart was very beautiful.

Yes, he hated her, very much. Can't get out of control for her anymore, Gu Yanzhi!

But for a moment, the beating heart returned to normal, and his eyebrows were clear.

Lightly dropped two words: "It's ugly." ”

Gu Yanzhi stood up, his gaze crossed her, fell on Sister-in-law Fang, and said gently: "Sister-in-law Fang, she handed it over to you." If she is lazy or does something bad, just punish her, and come to the Prime Minister's Mansion to find me if she has something. ”

He got up and left.

The smile on Xi Xiaoyu's face froze, stinky and venomous, praising her for dying!

She pouted disdainfully, and then happily grabbed Sister-in-law's arm, "Go to work~"

When passing through the entrance of the village, Xi Yu saw dozens of plainly dressed and dark-skinned people lined up in a long line, including men, women and children.

At the end of the crowd, there was a large portrait of a person on the cracked earthen wall, and because it was far away, Xi Yu couldn't see who it was.

She was about to ask what those people were doing, when Sister-in-law Fang walked over with her, and naturally joined the group.

Suddenly, someone shouted, "The ceremony begins!" ”

Then they walked up to the portrait of the person in an orderly manner, and spat at the portrait of the person, and some even spit several times.

God, it's so cruel, what hatred and what grudge? What did the man in the portrait do that made the villagers hate him?

Soon it was Xi Xiaoyu's turn, she stepped forward and carefully examined the portrait for a while, and felt it: "Lantern eyes, garlic nose, wide forehead and big mouth." It's so ugly, no wonder everyone spits on you. ”

"Phew!" Xi Xiaoyu also learned from the villagers to spit and follow the customs.

It was the first time for the villagers to see such a beautiful and temperamental girl as Xi Xiaoyu, and they couldn't help but look at it a few more times, but their eyes were very simple, as if they were admiring the beautiful scenery.

"It's all gone, whatever you see, go to work in your own fields!" Sister-in-law Fang automatically and spontaneously assumed the role of protector, and she waved her hand to drive away the villagers who stayed here to peek at Xi Yu.

And Xi Xiaoyu was still looking at the portrait seriously, not noticing that he had become the focus of everyone.

Who is this man? She stretched out her claws and pulled her sister-in-law Fang, who was still driving away the crowd, and asked curiously, "Who is this ugly person who is so fresh and refined?" ”

Sister-in-law Fang pointed to the three crooked words in the lower right corner of the portrait that couldn't tell what they were written, and said with a smile, "Don't you see that the three words Dog Emperor are written here?" This portrait is the Liang Jingdi of our Great Liang, and everyone in our Tianjia Village will come to spit on the Dog Emperor before going to work in the fields, which is the tradition of our Tianjia Village. ”

The ugly fresh and refined dog emperor dripped three black lines from his head, "The person on this portrait is so ugly, how can it be Emperor Liang Jingdi who attaches equal importance to beauty and wisdom in my country?" ”

She spat on herself just now, and suddenly she wanted to cry.

"I haven't seen what the Dog Emperor looks like, but I've heard that the Dog Emperor does look like this."

"Although Emperor Liang Jing has not been in court for three years, he has not done any heinous bad things, right? Why do you hate her so much? Xi Xiaoyu's heart was dripping blood

Sister-in-law Fang replied, "I don't know." ”

"What do you mean by not knowing? There's got to be a reason for hating, right? "I can't get the hearts of the people to be spit on by the people openly, and I feel bitter in my heart!

The people who hadn't left yet collectively replied: "I see that everyone else hates the dog emperor, so we also hate her together." ”

"Then why do people hate her?" It's all caused by blindly following the trend.

"Others also hate others, so they hate them together."

Xi Xiaoyu:

Because it was the first day, Sister-in-law Fang did not let the inexperienced dog emperor go to work in the fields, but taught her to use work tools, sickles and shovels, etc., and taught her countless times before she could barely use them.

Busy time always flies and the sun sets quickly. But the damn Gu Yanzhi didn't leave the carriage, and she couldn't rush back to the palace before sunset with two pairs of feet.

No, she had to transform in a cave where no one was around. The five senses in the darkness were infinitely magnified, and the sharp tearing pain in her body forced her to curl up in a ball. After a burst of light, a snow-white cat sat in the middle of a scattered pile of laundry.

Anyway, it's useless to go back to the palace now, why don't you take this opportunity to see her beloved beauty national teacher? Maybe you can see the beauty out of the bath, the beauty undressed, these restricted pictures.

So, the passers-by invariably saw a white cat with a lewd description running away, and the smart amber/cat eyes shone with colored/colored wolf light

A silver hook in the night sky, sprinkled with infinite clear light, illuminated the white cat lying on the vermilion green tile and pulling hard with its paws to see the beauty in the house--the dog emperor who was lustful/lustful.

The cat's paw is really not good, and the biwa still doesn't move for a long time, God, please give her a big human hand to help her get rid of the obstructive biwa!

In the next moment, a big hand as white as snow stretched out, and his fingers covered the Biwa that Xi Xiaoyu had not opened for a long time.

"Meow!" Thank you, Cang Tian is really her intimate little padded jacket, and she really gave her a big human hand.

No, what's the matter with Guan Cangtian, where did that big human hand come from!

Xi Xiaoyu turned his fluffy cat face sluggishly, the man was dressed in a bright robe, standing upright on the roof, a little bit of a fairy under the moon.

This, this, this, for Mao, she is bent on peeping, and the protagonist of the beauty out of the bath and the beauty undressing will appear on the roof?

Wen Renyi bent down to pick up the soft cat, and his voice was cold, as if mixed with snow particles.

"Wechen has been waiting for a long time."