23. Funny couple twenty-three

Although Bao Zi has seen his father-in-law and mother-in-law N many times, he ...... That's just what she saw three years later, QAQ, and now her twenty-five-year-old body lives in a young health product from three years ago, only twenty-two-year-old Bao Zi, so when she learned that she was going to Huo Chen's parents' house, she could only shout silently-

#我还年轻啊. #

#我什么都不懂啊. #

#我应该买点补品孝敬二老吗? #

Then, the overly nervous Bao Erwu had insomnia, lying on the bed tossing and turning and unable to sleep, thinking about what she should do tomorrow (O_O), thinking and thinking, she began to be strict and digressed, and she was biased to the point that nine cows couldn't pull it back.

#我和霍琛门不当户不对的, will there be a sadomasochistic relationship between a wealthy family? #

#我的野蛮婆婆. #

#婆婆棒打鸳鸯. #

#我和你妈掉进河里你先救谁? #

Thinking too much about Bao Er, it is obvious that she has forgotten what her husband told her at dinner today - this must be the legend in the rivers and lakes - people are confused when they are nervous. ( ̄▽ ̄)

After all, it was a person lying on the same bed, Huo Chen could naturally feel the restlessness on his wife's body, he took Bao Zi into his arms, rested his chin on the top of her head, and from time to time lowered his head to sniff the fragrance of the same shampoo that his wife used after washing her hair at night. Whether it's shampoo or shower gel, the two people smell the same, which shows the intimate and inseparable relationship between the two of them.

"Didn't I tell you not to worry?"

"Well, I'm still nervous."

"It's not the first time, what's there to be nervous about."

"But it's the first time for me now!"

“………”

#等一等, two upstairs. #

#你们难道不觉得.........#

#你们的这段对话有那么一丢丢的污吗? #

Smelling the good smell of her husband, Bao Erwu calmed down a lot, and then she suddenly remembered what Huo Chen said at dinner - parents don't have high requirements for their daughter-in-law, as long as it's a woman.

Bao Zi: "(-_-)"

#难道说.........#

#我老公.........#

#是gayΣ (-д-lll). #

#ohmygad#

Young woman Bao Zi once again opened her brain, obviously she was not pregnant, how could she be stupid for three years?

The truth is often in the hands of those who risk their lives and dare to face the bleak reality of the brave exploration, Bao Erwu cautiously raised his head, looked at the handsome and handsome face of the husband who shared the bed with him, and felt a throbbing pain in his heart, and then put on a generous and righteous appearance, and asked the doubts in his heart stupidly: "Father-in-law and mother-in-law have such low requirements, is it because you like men?" ”

Huo Chen: "........."

#呵呵哒#

#真没想到老婆你是这么想的. #

#看来是因为我下午不够努力啊. #

"Husband, I don't discriminate against gay, it's just that I was a little caught off guard when it happened to you, after all, it's my husband QAQ."

#论一颗拥有无限大脑洞的蠢包子是如何作死的. #

"Baozi, you can't sleep anyway, do you need me to prove my sexuality to you?" Huo Chen gritted his teeth with a calm face.

Bao Zi: "(⊙ω⊙)"

Then, the second package of goods was finally settled.

#如果想要平安健康地活下去. #

#那就憋说话, hold back. #

#但是, as a girl who is a purebred girl with a root and a sprout.........#

#而且又是你的妻子. #

#我还是忍不住想八卦一句.........#

"So, do you like Gu Ziyan or not?"

Huo Chen: "........."

#包二货自己找死, God couldn't save her. #

#以下画面少儿不宜, please imagine or make up for it yourself. #

#反正包梓 - QAQ#

#反正包梓 - I've been shouting all night that I'm wrong. #

#反正包梓 - I feel like I don't have the energy to go to my parents-in-law tomorrow. #

Finally, Huo Chen spared her, and she jumped out without knowing whether she was alive or dead: "It's me who wants to fork, how can my goddess's boyfriend fall in love with you." ”

And then—

#包二货, take care. #

#包二货, life and death are fateful, and wealth is in the sky. #

#包二货, you - go all the way. #

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After Bao Zi opened her panda eyes in a daze, she saw Huo Chen, who was sitting on the edge of the bed and looking at her with a smile, and then, the sleepy insect was as if it had been sprayed with mosquito repellent - dead. Bao Erwu opened the thin quilt, looked at his unclothed (naked) appearance, and then sympathized with the bruises and purples on his body, and then wrapped himself with lightning speed, moved to a relatively safe position, and looked at Huo Chen (-_-) with a vigilant face.

#你这个 - Brute. #

#你要是敢过来我就与你-Together-#

"How is Mrs. Huo? Still suspicious of your man's sexuality? ”

Package 2: "-_-"

#不怀疑了不怀疑了. #

#绝壁不会再怀疑了. #

#看我如此真挚的眼神. #

#看我摇的和拨浪鼓一样的脑袋. #

"It's time to get up, I've made breakfast, and I'll leave after eating."

Bao Zi: "I can't get (╥_╥) up." ”

"Then I'll call my mother and tell me I'm going to go today."

"Huh? That's not good. ”

"It's fine, for good reason anyway."

"What reason?"

"**, young and vigorous, over-desired, and in need of rest ^_^."

“………”

#憋说了, I chose to fight against the god of sleep and be strong, but it was just to leave the comfortable and warm bed, and youth should not be wasted in bed. #

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Now she doesn't have the energy to be nervous, and she is now - back pain, leg cramps (crossed out).

But even so, seeing that the elders still have to erect a hundredfold spiritual outlook, the most important of which is the external image, which is mainly reflected in the dressing - a small dress, looking extraordinarily ladylike =v=.

The stinky Bao Erwu didn't notice the few small strawberries on his neck at all, and Huo Chen, who saw the kiss marks on his wife's body, only raised his eyebrows and didn't speak ( ̄▽ ̄).

………………

Huo Chen's parents' house was not far from the couple's nest, and it was only an hour's drive, Bao Zi raced against time, and fell asleep after getting in the car-she ...... Well...... BB cream concealer powder can't cover the dark circles under her eyes.

………………

The car slowly drove into the Huo family's compound, and the second cargo in his sleep seemed to have an electrocardiogram reaction, lying on the back seat and slowly opening his eyes, his eyes glazed: "Is it almost there?" ”

"It's already here."

“(⊙ω⊙)”

#我了个擦, so fast. #

#我才睡醒还没有准备好呢. #

#赶紧爬起来, be a gentle and graceful daughter-in-law. #

#手在发抖是肿么回事? #

#镇定镇定要镇定. #

"Huh, what a coward."

Egging two packs: "( ̄^ ̄)ゞ"

#子非吾, I don't know what I'm afraid of. #

#站着说话不腰疼. #

Result –

It's really a cowardice to think too much about being idle, looking at the posture, Bao Zi's daughter-in-law is obviously much more ( ̄▽ ̄) popular in the Huo family's mansion than Huo Chen's own son.

As soon as Huo Chen and his wife got out of the car, Huo Chen's mother Lin Shuyuan found the small red strawberry on her daughter-in-law's neck from a distance with a super high vision of 5.0.

#啧啧啧, the relationship between young couples is good. #

#妈妈真的好欣慰. #

#再也不用担心儿子的性取向问题了. #

#等一等. #

#估计我也快有萌萌哒孙子了吧. #

#想想就好激动 (≧-≦). #

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Sitting on the sofa in the living room, Bao Zi was a little uncomfortable. The father-in-law was okay, and after chatting with her for a few words, he called Huo Chen to play chess with him. Then, Huo Chen left her alone to deal with the mother-in-law who seemed to be very sinister and smiled at her.

Following her mother-in-law's gaze, Bao Erwu looked down, and her white and tender face immediately turned tomato red.

#婆婆你听我说~#

#这其实是被蚊子咬的. #

#说出来我自己都不相信. #

#好丢脸\(//-//)\. #

#有没有地缝让我钻一钻的. #

"Baozi, my mother is from here, I understand you very well~"

Buns: "........."

"Achen is really, obviously promised to take you home to see us today, and he is not considerate and considerate of you."

“\(//-//)\”

#婆婆, I won't be able to hold it if you open it like this. #

The embarrassed Bao Erwu smartly changed the topic: "Mom, have you watched me and Achen's "Life with You"? ”

And yet—

"Of course I read it, in the first issue last week, as soon as you opened the door, I saw the mark on your neck with the bun."

“QAQ”

#求别提. #

#为什么这一茬还过不去? #

"But, Baozi, I remember that you weren't like this before, why did you stay with Achen for a long time and be infected by him?"

"Actually, Mom, it's in my nature."

“………”

#怪不得呢! #

#本来还奇怪自家儿子为何喜欢冰美人. #

#现在看来.........#

#儿子还是喜欢同类 (second goods). #

The mother-in-law is approachable, and Bao Zi gradually let go of herself. Then the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law began to discuss gossip between women - from a certain male star's cheating to a certain actress's plastic surgery, and finally to Huo Chen's sexual orientation QAQ.

"Mom, don't you have a bad opinion of me?"

"No, what age is it now, besides, I'm very happy that my daughter-in-law is a woman."

"Could it be that Achen .........?"

"Achen, he has hated girls touching him since he was a child, and he doesn't make friends with girls very much."

“………”

"So we got him into the entertainment industry, filming, there will always be physical contact with actresses, but he borrowed a place for kissing scenes and looking for a stand-in for bed scenes."

“………”

"We all thought that he would never marry or marry a man's daughter-in-law and come back, but we were really relieved that you appeared. And it seems that Achen likes to have physical contact with you very much~" Lin Shuyuan glanced at Bao Zi.

Bao Zi: "........."

#所以说, husband, it wasn't right for you to bully me so much yesterday. #

#你看看连公公婆婆都认为你.........#

#但是, I have learned a profound lesson last night, and I will not doubt you anymore. #

#老公, you're a straight man!! #

If Huo Chen knew about the conversation between his mother and his daughter-in-law at this moment, he would definitely shout that he was wronged-

#我不过是有洁癖罢了. #

#我不过是对其他女人没兴趣罢了. #

#我不过是只对蠢包子有反应罢了. #

#老妈媳妇都怀疑我. #

#我容易吗QAQ? #