18. Funny couple eighteen
Huo Chen never thought that his wife, who had always been sleepy and regarded the bed as a lifelong companion, would one day get up earlier than him, and at about half past four in the morning, Bao Zi would not be able to sleep in Huo Chen's arms in peace.
Bao Zi:——
#喔喔喔~#
#天亮咯~#
#该起床啦~#
In view of the fact that every time she was lying in bed, Huo Chen would magnanimously tolerate her and continue to meet with Zhou quietly alone, so Bao Zi decided not to use the simple and rude way of directly waking up her husband next to her, but instead used a method that she thought was very gentle but made Huo Chen angry and immediately straightened this stupid bun that did not know the height of the sky and the height of the earth.
In the hazy room, the two silkworm babies (Huo Chen and Bao Zi) hugged each other tightly, and the male silkworm babies were still asleep, but even if they were just sleeping, they could make countless spring girls haunt their dreams, but unfortunately, this male silkworm baby already had a female silkworm baby who could sleep together in the same bed. The enviable and jealous baby female was awake at the moment, blinking wide-eyed and her dark black eyes moving flexibly, as if she was thinking of some bad idea that no one else could know.
Silkworm Baby No. 2 (Bao Zi) put his hand through the collar of Silkworm Baby No. 1 (Huo Chen)'s pajamas, and then shuffled the cards like before rubbing mahjong - touch and touch.
Huo Chen who is still asleep: (⊙ω⊙)
#天啦噜, it was as if I had a terrible dream. #
#梦里面老婆正在使劲地摸我引 Tempt me. #
#我已经快把持不住了肿么办? #
#推开她, after all, it's not the time yet. ”
Then, Huo Chen cruelly pushed away the bag that was held in his arms, waking up the service interruption.
Bao Zi: (⊙ω⊙)
#被... Pushed. #
#我辣么温柔地叫你起床. #
#你却嫌弃我. #
Bao Er was stunned for a moment, but when she thought that the early bird was eaten by worms, she immediately turned into a real warrior-
#纵然你拒绝了我. #
#但好在我心胸宽广. #
#我大人不记小人过. #
#大不了......#
#再温柔一次=v=. #
This is the first time that Bao Zi has been persistent in getting out of bed, even though it is only in the 4:40 QAQ. She half-got up and lay on Huo Chen's body, and then blew into Huo Chen's ear: "Husband, get up, people who don't want to be slaves!! ”
Huo Chen: "........."
#做的那个不得了的梦的感觉一瞬间就灰飞烟灭渣都不剩惹. #
However, in view of the angle of Bao Er's lying on Huo Yingdi, it was very convenient for Huo Yingdi to have an unobstructed view of the scenery on his wife's chest.
#嗯, there was a resurgence of provoking (☆_☆). #
"Wife~"
"Hey, I'm finally awake, the emperor lives up to his hard work~"
"........." is like a return to the light after I am terminally ill.
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Although at such an early stage, he was not guarded by his daughter-in-law's body and language, but Huo Chen still extinguished the handful of dead ashes that were about to rekindle in a particularly timely manner, although Huo Chen really wanted to roll the sheets with Bao Zi when the sun father-in-law had not yet come out, but .........
#他绝对不是那种随地发情的人. #
#要发情发骚的话.........#
#也应该是回到家后关起门来尽情high(●°u°●)-". #
#忍一时风平浪静. #
#忍一忍是为了更好地爆发. #
Huo Yingdi upstairs, you are enough, although you are not staging dirty things with your wife at the moment, but your dirty thoughts have .........
"What are you doing waking me up so early?"
"Spread the cake (●°u°●)-."
“Σ(-д-lll)”
#脑婆, what are you talking about? #
#请再说一次. #
#刚刚没有睡醒所以没有听清楚. #
"Spread the cake?"
"Uh-huh=v=."
“why?”
The explanation from Miser Bao Zi is as follows: "First, our egg cakes and finger cakes can be used for breakfast, which is a good opportunity for us to make a fortune. Second, as the saying goes, early birds get worms, and getting up early can also win more customers. Thirdly, the cake stall will be around eight o'clock, and we can go and buy the ingredients we need for the day again. ”
Huo Chen: "........."
"What's more, the feeling of spreading cakes yesterday is still there, while I haven't forgotten it, look back, and learn from the old and understand the new?"
Huo Chen: "........."
#你** listen to you. #
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It seems that the two stupid couples really plan to develop QAQ towards Pancake Man.
It was only around 5:15 a.m., and when they opened the door, the world outside was truly quiet - the accompanying director, cameraman, and other staff members were still asleep in their own rooms.
Bao Zi: "........."
Huo Chen: "(-_-)"
#看吧看吧, it's you who got up too early. #
#有哪一个嘉宾起的比摄制组还早的? #
#脑婆, you have to be a little more reserved. #
#咱们不差这点钱. #
There is no way, in this situation now, the two stupid couples have no choice but to disturb people's dreams. Of course, this kind of image-damaging thing is naturally done by the second cargo. Even if the cameraman hasn't woken up yet, there is more than one camera in the yard that automatically turns your head to take pictures of your tracks. The witty Huo Chen watched how Bao Zi woke up the sleeping others.
After a flurry of chickens and dogs, the whole world woke up.
Director: "=_="
Videographer: "=_="
Other staff: "=_="
#宝宝们的心里都好苦, but the babies don't say it. #
#怪谁呢? #
#自己请来的嘉宾. #
#含着泪也要录完. #
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To the delight of the film crew, the two stupid couples, who had a clear conscience, actually spread cakes to every member of the staff who had just gotten up and had not had time to eat breakfast before going out to do business. There is really warmth everywhere in the world.
As a result, after they ate a delicious breakfast with gratitude—
Huo Chen: "There are about twenty-five of you in total, and each cake is five yuan, so you have to pay us one hundred and twenty-five yuan, don't be stunned, pay for it, where in the world is there a free breakfast." ”
Bao Zi: "Because we are old acquaintances, we will accept you a hundred (●°u°●)-." ”
Film crew: "........."
#不好意思, we retract what we just said about them - with a clear conscience. #
#我们此刻的内心都是跟哔了狗 - the same. #
#谈钱伤感情啊!!! #
Bao Zi: "You also know that it is not easy to do business, we have to start with the people around us. ”
#是的, yes, you are the lambs to the slaughter=v=. #
………………
#求摄制组的心理阴影面积. #
#跟国土面积一般大. #
After earning the first pot of gold this morning, the two stupid couples were like unleashed hutches - jubilant.
It's off to a good start.
After cleaning up, the couple pushed the roadside stall cart out to do business. They didn't go far, but near Love's Cottage, which is a neighborhood with quite a lot of people - finding a place closer to it can save time and start work at a little bit.
Soon, the stall was crowded with people.
It's still the same technique, it's still a familiar taste, and it's a hot-selling couple cake.
As a pair of new roadside stall owners who want to ensure food safety, their hands are used to spread cakes, not to collect money. In front of the car, they put a small foam box, quite a pair of - those who have money to hold a money field, those who have no money to hold a personal field - posture (crossed out), the foam box said - please bring your own change.
In a trance, I saw countless Grandpa Mao flying towards him early in the morning.
#sohappy#
The most important thing is that the two of them received a big business in the early morning.
Fat Lamb customer: "I want to buy 50 finger cakes and 50 egg cakes at noon, and invite the people in my company to eat, I will pay the money now, can you send them to No. 48 Yueyang South Road at noon." ”
Bao Zi: "$_$"
Huo Chen: "No problem, we will deliver it at about half past eleven, you can come down and get it then." ”
Fat Lamb Customer: "Okay, I have a reluctant request, I want to take a picture with your wife." ”
Bao Zi: "Huh? Me? Okay, okay, okay. ”
#真有眼光(●°u°●)-". #
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Then, after the couple finished buying the ingredients in the morning, they fell into an unlimited cycle of cake stalling lifeQAQ.
A hundred loaves were delivered on time at half past eleven.
#点赞. #
#良心商家. #
#诚信卖家. #
………………
This also gave the two stupid couples a revelation - they can make a few cakes first, and they don't necessarily need to sell ( ̄▽ ̄) them on the spot.
#机智的夫妇不需要理由. #
That night, they took forty or fifty pieces of bread to set up a stall near the mall, and they were quickly swept away.
It is another civilized and harmonious queuing behavior, and the two stupid couples are about to vomit. But I can't resist this thousands of troops - people who come to eat cakes for stars.
Today is not like yesterday, when they worked so late, and the two stupid couples went home at about half past seven - not because the ingredients were gone, nor because they were too tired to rest, but because they were chased by the chengguan.
In life, Huo Chen never thought that one day he would be so wolf-with the sound of other stall owners, the two stupid couples were so frightened that their hands trembled, and under the cover of the broad masses of the people, they rode away in a small car.
#画面实在是太美. #
#请自行想象. #
They have roadside stalls and cars, and they can run on the road so easily, while the film crew is different, and they can only walk back slowly with other tools.
Inside the Cottage of Love –
Bao Zi: "I'm scared to death." ”
Huo Chen: "Hmm. ”
Bao Zi: "Σ(-д-lll)"
Huo Chen: "What's the matter?" This expression. ”
Bao Zi looked worried: "Husband, we're going to lose fans, the back of the scurrying around when I ran away just now was too wolf." ”
Huo Chen: "...... Don't say it, it's stupid. ”
The videographer who came back alone in the car with a mission: "........."
"Husband, do you really have to spread cakes for a week?"
"Hmm." Tired and silent, there is nothing to say.
"Wow~" Lying corpse with closed eyes and no love.
"Husband, we have to figure out a way."
"Hmm."
"Do you have any friends filming here, or we will cover their crew's box lunch?"
"Do you mean to let them eat finger cakes and egg cakes every few days?"
“………”
"It doesn't seem impossible."
“………”
"And they are so good at making money, it's not impossible for them to pit them, raise the price."
"Or six?"
"Tsk, look at your little bit of interest, at least ten yuan (-_-)."
"Does it work?"
"They want to eat what I made, and ten dollars is already cheaper for them."
"That's right."
Videographer: "........."
#你们这样做真的好吗? #
#说好的良心卖家呢? #
#都被狗吃了吗? #
#我不想再听下去了. #
#因为我觉得社会好黑暗QAQ. #
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In the end, the couple agreed - to go to the film and television city tomorrow to make a lot of money ( ̄▽ ̄).
#观众朋友们再也不用担心我们被城管赶了. #
#sohappy(●°u°●)-」。 #