Hurt your wife and cure all diseases
Kangxi folded his hands all day long to count when the relatives of the Wanxi family would leave, and when he counted them, his face was resentful, eager, and aggrieved, but after counting every day, these feelings disappeared by one point, and the number of kisses did not decrease, more and more every day, and more and more ferocious every day.
When she went to work, he had nothing to do at home, so in order to divert her attention, he bought a lot of things for her, including food, clothing, and use.
When she came home and saw all kinds of underwear, her whole person was ossified.
As a woman, she never knew that underwear could have so many patterns, decorative, body-beautifying, and ...... Massage effect, although the function is diverse, but the styles are extremely sexy, some are not worn at all, it is equivalent to not wearing, and then look at the price tag, her eyes are round, the price of one can buy ten sports bras, and there is zero.
She blushed and looked at him, "What's wrong with sports bras!?" β
Although it is a rehash of the same old tune, it is a different state of mind.
He said bluntly: "It's not good for my eyes! β
Men are 100% visual creatures.
"That'...... Then you don't have to buy that much! "Some of the styles are just different colors, and he simply buys all the colors of a collection.
He raised an eyebrow, "Of course it's different every day!" β
Every day......
This pattern, this color, this style, this ...... The strong sense of purpose is really self-evident.
Her face was so red that she was about to drip blood, and her brain twitched, and she began to babble nonsense again, "But, the things in it are the same." β
You can change the packaging however you want, and the things inside are always the same, isn't it interesting?
Kangxi smiled: "This is the same as the mood of a woman hurriedly opening the courier." β
She was stunned, "What does it have to do with unpacking the courier?" β
He hugged her from behind, leaned into her ear and blew hot air, "I know what's inside, but I can't help but be excited." β
That is, the mood of a woman hurriedly unpacking the courier and the mood of a man tearing up a bra are absolutely the same.
"......"
Can she say he's a beast?
Can you?
Kangxi smiled and kissed on the cheek, "Come on, let's try to see if the size fits first?" β
Do you still need to try, she has already seen the size label, and it is exactly the same as her size.
He's a drunkard at all, and he doesn't mean to drink.
"Don't!" She refused.
Kangxi's face fell, "...... this is the welfare he misses."
She turned around angrily, covered her red and hot face, pretended to go to see glutinous rice, and ran out of the bedroom.
Glutinous rice in the kennel, sleeping soundly, as time passes, its belly is getting more and more bulging, looking at its belly as big as a drum, she is really a little worried, whether it can give birth to a baby by itself.
Sesame waited quietly aside, and when she saw her coming, she flicked her big tail and rubbed her wet dog nose on her hand affectionately.
Wanwan touched the door of its brain, and saw that there was a cardboard box under the table, an ordinary kraft cardboard box, no writing, no pattern, she thought it was the dog food that Kangxi bought, so she wanted to move it out, so as not to steal the glutinous rice, and suddenly found that the box was very light, not like it was filled with dog food.
She took it in her hand and opened it to see, the whole person stiffened again, as if she had taken a hot potato, and let go of her hand violently, the box fell over, and all kinds of beautifully packaged, golden and colorful ...... were scattered all over the place Sets.
Threaded, granular, large, strawberry-flavored, pineapple-flavored, rose-flavored, osmanthus-flavored...... There are simple and hardcover, there are so many varieties and quantities, you can open a museum.
She glanced at the dimensions marked on the box.
It's all tuba, the highest grade tuba.
And also...... All are ultra-thin.
No, there are extra-thin ones.
They were piled up on the floor like a hill at the moment......
Kangxi came out of the bedroom and saw her standing in his pile of 'collectibles' in a daze, and she couldn't move anymore.
He walked over, picked them up one by one, threw them into the box, and put them back in their place.
She sobered up and exclaimed with a red face, "What are you buying so much for?" β
He said seriously: "I haven't used it before, how do I know which one will suit me, so buy more and try them one by one." β
Try until you're satisfied.
She was extremely embarrassed and angry: "Are you a beast?" β
"Beasts?" He smiled wickedly and leaned close to her, "The word "well-dressed beast" is the best compliment to a man. β
She stared at him with round eyes.
He pecked her lips lightly, and said with a straight face: "Clothes under the bed, beasts on the bed!" perfectοΌ Perfect! β
She couldn't help but raise her fist and beat him, he didn't resist, let her beat him, and laughed happily, and finally she buried her red face in his arms, "Why do you keep thinking about that kind of thing......
"I love you, that's why 'love' and 'fertilization' look so similar, I love you, the most perfect way to express it should be that I want to give you an ancestral chromosome."
Hawkers, about sending chromosomes, he's not in a hurry, I'll talk about it in two years.
He added that "the impulse of men has always been the source of human life......
She was speechless and could only continue to bury herself in his arms and pretend to be an ostrich.
It's really true, being his woman must be very "hard".
Although she is not disgusted, can he not be so straightforward, so straightforward that people don't know what to say about him.
"By the way, I booked dinner at Qin Yuan's this Friday!"
He hasn't forgotten about the couple's banquet, and he has already advertised it through WeChat, and he should not be invited.
"Friday?" She looked up, "Why not on Saturday." "She's going to work on Friday.
His eyes clouded, "What do you say?" β
She was stunned for a moment, then remembered...... I remembered that Friday was the day when her relatives officially returned to their hometown, and that Saturday was ......
The face, fluttering like a boiling boiler, is red.
Kangxi hugged her tightly, "I don't want to waste a day in vain, or ...... all day"
She felt that she would be shameless if she continued like this, so she drilled into his arms.
After a while, she was too ashamed to do so, pushed her away, ran to the bedroom, and got into the bed to continue to be her ostrich.
Kangxi followed her closely and got into bed, and now they are living together, so naturally they sleep in a bed and cover a quilt.
She got into the covers, and he could get into them.
"Don't come here!" She turned her back and covered her face with the quilt.
"If you sleep like this, you'll get suffocated." He pulled the quilt and said bitterly.
She must not face him with this expression now, and when she sees him, she blushes.
"Sleep, just sleep, don't make children angry."
"Don't!"
A woman in love will always have a little temper and occasionally be willful, and she is no exception.
Some men always hope that women love themselves deeply and are particularly sensible, but they don't know that women are willful in love.
If you suddenly become very well-behaved and sensible, and take care of the overall situation, eighty percent of your mind has changed, at least not as resolute as it was at the beginning, because women will only be willful with the people they trust the most.
The funny thing is that most men still like that kind of pretending tenderness.
But Kangxi is not, because he knows very well that the more he is like this, the more he takes him to heart, so he is willing to do it.
is no longer cold, rejecting people for thousands of miles, and being coquettish and willful like a little woman, which is what he is most happy to see.
And he, as long as he loves her, coaxes her, and cherishes her as always, it's fine.
Kangxi took her into his arms, peeled off the quilt from her head little by little, and when his little face was revealed, he kissed her again.
Goodnight kisses, absolutely not missed.
She closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep, but he didn't break it, turned off the light, and continued to sleep with her.
She pretended to be there, and she really fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, when she was in a daze, she suddenly woke up and suddenly felt that someone was watching her.
As soon as she opened her eyes and adapted to the darkness, she saw that Kangxi's eyes were only staring at her, a little crazy in the middle of the night, with a faint green light.
The focused eyes were like studying an ancient artifact.
"What are you looking at?" I don't know how long I've been watching.
He looked up and sighed, "I'm looking at what I want most in the world." β
She blushed, "Kangxi...... Can you ......"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly collapsed, buried himself in her shoulder socket, and said in a dumb voice: "I can't bear it anymore." β
His mind was crammed with her, every second was torture, and he longed for her for too long, too long.
He hugged his head with his backhand, and he was like a child at this time.
Men are also coquettish, revealing the most true temperament to the woman they like, and there is nothing to be ashamed of.
He muffled, "A few days to ......."
"......"
Don't you count them every day, do you still need to ask?
Suddenly, he held her face and said very sternly, "You won't cruelly refuse me that day, will you?" β
Refuse?
He was so, how could she refuse.
She blushed and shook her head, this will happen sooner or later, sooner and later, is there any difference? He said it so openly and secretly, she couldn't pretend to be stupid if she wanted to.
"You swear!"
She couldn't help but scream in her heart, what is there to swear by this kind of thing, he is really energetic.
He lowered his head violently and kissed her, kissing hot and brutal.
She was panting from the kiss, and her mind went blank.
"Swear!" He murdered her.
She took advantage of his speech to quickly inhale oxygen, and before she could open her mouth, he kissed him again.
"Swear!"
"Hmm...... Hmm...... "Such a kiss is how to make her speak."
She had no choice but to nod her head and nod violently.
He kissed her again and tossed and turned, not intending to let her go at all.
She is bitter and ......**.
Occasionally, she would think that this guy had such a strong demand, how he had survived before, it was too incredible.
Virgin, male, really, but, afraid!
**
It's Friday in a blink of an eye, from the moment she opened her eyes, Kangxi's face bloomed with a smile, if it weren't for her 'strongly' resistance, he would have been able to fight early in the morning, but fortunately, she had practiced martial arts and had strong willpower, so she didn't let him succeed.
When she arrived at the SWAT team, she received congratulatory messages from 'people' from all walks of life before she sat down in her chair.
Qin Yuan's blessing, Jing Sa's ecstasy, An Hui's strong questioning, and Gege's friendly reminder of ......don't be too demanding of virgins', as well as the title of aunt.
There were too many WeChats, and she didn't have time to reply, so she had to pretend that she didn't see it.
In the afternoon, the SWAT team held a small farewell banquet to send Wei Xiao to the United States to participate in the special police training in China and the United States, because it was going to be a year, although the official team members were all five big and three rough men, they still couldn't help but burst into tears, especially Wei Jun and Zhang Wu were crying so much that they were about to cry.
Standing in a corner, looking at Wei Xiao, who was surrounded by everyone, he seemed to see her too, and the two nodded to each other.
As soon as the farewell banquet was over, she went back to the office to clean up, pinched off work, and walked to the secluded alley across the gate.
Her car hadn't been repaired for a week, and she didn't want to explore the real reason.
didn't wait for a few minutes, Kangxi's car drove over steadily, and when he got into the car, he naturally kissed him again.
She has been used to it for so long, but she resolutely can't kiss back, because Kangxi doesn't know what it means to stop in moderation.
The two drove the car to the parking lot not far from Qin Yuan's neighborhood, it was dinner time, people came and went, Kangxi had to arm himself to avoid being recognized, and when he arrived at Qin Yuan's store, he went directly to the box on the second floor.
The box was prepared by Qin Yuan early in the morning, and it was the farthest and most secret one from the store.
After Kangxi went up, Qin Yuan pulled her aside, smiling very happily on her face, feeling like she was in love by herself.
"Let me see!" She looked her up and down, "This woman in love is different, she looks very beautiful." β
"Anyway, I'm not the same yet."
Qin Yuan smiled, "Where is the same?" In the past, you were cold at all times, but now you have spring in the corners of your eyes. β
Her face suddenly turned red, and the frequency of this blush was a new high, and she was embarrassed to turn her face away.
Qin Yuan rubbed her, "I'm blushing now, everyone will be here in a while, what should you do?" β
"They're all people they know anyway."
"I'll start by saying okay, I don't have any gift money, but it's okay to send a few dishes."
When it comes to the gift money, there is a black line on her head, "Don't pay attention to him, when he didn't say it." β
"Just have your words, you say that he will promise to keep everything." She sighed suddenly, "I'm relieved to see that you are getting along with him, I'm really afraid that you have a hard temper and lose such a good man." β
But now that I think about it, how can I lose it, people are sticking to it, this is called guarding the clouds and seeing the moon.
When it comes to the question of whether Kangxi is good or not, she feels that she definitely has the right to speak, but she is embarrassed to say.
Qin Yuan patted her hand and said lovingly, "You two will have a good time in the future, I know he can't beat you, but if he dares to make you sad in the future, I won't let her go." β
She was very moved when she heard this, "Aunt Qin, thank you." β
She glared at her angrily, "Thank you, my own people!" Suddenly, as if he saw something, the corners of his eyes bent, and he quipped, "I won't tell you, it's only been a lot of time, and someone can't wait to find you in a hurry." β
When he turned around, he saw Kangxi standing at the door of the box and looking at him.
She hurriedly ran over and pushed him into the box, "What are you doing when you come out, don't you know how many people are outside?" β
This box is secret, but it can't prevent a lot of people, what if it's seen?
In the box, Geng Bumei, Ji Xiaonan, and Wei Bao had already come, and they all stood up when they saw her.
Qi Qi shouted: "Queen Mother Jin An! β
This title has finally been announced to the world.
When she heard this title, she was stunned.
Kangxi explained, "I am Long Live Lord, of course you are the queen's mother!" β
That's what it meant.
She thrashed him, "Arrogant! β
He was not ashamed, and kissed her on the face, "In the future, these three are also your people, so if you have anything, just tell me." β
Geng Bumei, Ji Xiaonan, and Wei Bao seemed to have known for a long time, and they were not surprised at all, and nodded very approvingly.
After a while, Jing Sa and An Hui also came over.
Jing Sa was happy like a little madman, compared to An Hui's solemn face, and asked her several times, "Are you sure you weren't forced?" "Are you sure you're not stupid?" "Are you sure your brain burned out?" "I'm sure I didn't get my head caught in the door!"
When she still wanted to be 'sure', Kangxi stood behind her like a demon king.
Her hairs stood up, and she hurriedly played a round, "In the past, I sat next to Jingsa, and today there is a little abalone you like to eat!" β
Hearing that there was something to eat, An Hui immediately quieted down and sat down beside Jing Sa obediently.
Gege called because of an event in the evening, saying that he would be late, so everyone didn't wait, served the food, and ate.
I have to say that Hailang, the chef who was sold by Kangxi, is still very professional, he is a piece of gold everywhere, and the level of the dishes he makes is still good.
When the dishes are almost served, he is also busy to make up for the molecules, Chen Baishu has been 'honed' for a small time, and it is absolutely no problem to top it.
"Sister-in-law, no, the queen is auspicious!"
His voice was so loud that everyone laughed.
She couldn't get used to this title, so she pulled Kangxi's sleeve, "Don't let them call it that, I'm so embarrassed!" β
"I think it's good, it's so nice to the ear!" He stole another kiss on her cheek, "Just get used to it!" β
The two of them are in such a state of honey and oil that they don't know where to put their eyes.
"How can you get used to this?" Again, this is not acting.
"You don't know, I tell you, when my dad was young, everyone called him Wangye, and my mom was Fujin, didn't she come over like this?"
Suddenly the name of Gege came to mind.
Dare to love their whole family like to play the Qing Palace game.
Just thinking about it, Gege pushed the door in a hurry, "Aunt! β
This shout, except for Kangxi, everyone was shocked.
It is full of black lines.
"Aunt, aunt, aunt......" She arched between Kangxi and Wan Wan like a little pig, and several aunts in a row, "Aunt, is my uncle using it well?" β
Again......
Kangxi smacked her on the head, "Talk about people!" β
He hasn't used it at all, isn't that poking him in the heart?
Gege covered his head, "I'm talking about people, the goods have been signed, and it can't be just over, and you have to do a return visit after sale, this is a sense of service!" β
Hearing this, except for Kangxi and the red-faced Yingwan, everyone else was so happy.
"Just talk, don't wriggle around." This girl has really been spoiled by him since she was a child.
"Okay, I'm going to sit on my aunt's body!" With that, she wanted to move a chair over.
Kangxi carried her between Jing Sa and An Hui like a chicken, "Sit here!" β
She pouted, "Stingy! β
Jing Sa smiled, "Come, I'll change seats with you and let you sit next to your aunt!" β
"It's better to be Sister Jing!"
The first time An Hui saw Gege, she heard her call Aunt Xuan, and she couldn't react, "You are Kangxi's nephew?" β
She nodded, opened her big beautiful eyes and asked, "Who are you?" β
She replied, "This is my friend, An Hui!" β
"Oh, my aunt's friend is also my friend, Sister An."
An Hui felt that this child was really sensible, and said with a smile, "You're okay too!" β
Now that everyone is here, I can't help but touch the cup and celebrate, this road to chasing my wife is really not easy.
Kangxi looked at Alipay on his phone, "Where's your gift money?" β
The waves squirted a sip of wine, "Really?" β
"See the queen, don't give a gift, want to be ancient, this is a big crime of killing the head!"
That's okay for that reason!?
She pulled Kangxi, "You don't have any energy!" β
Kangxi said, "I'm helping you save private money......
I have only heard of men secretly poking and poking to save private money for themselves, but I have never heard of men helping their wives save private money.
"I'll give, I'll definitely give, and my wife will send pocket money next month." Hailang explained with a red face.
"Where's your pocket money for this month?" Kangxi didn't intend to let him go at all.
Geng Bumei said, "Don't ask, he has been having an awkward relationship with his wife recently." β
"Is your mom out making a fuss again?" Ji Xiaonan asked as he gnawed on the chicken leg.
Hailang sighed sadly, "Ask what relationship in the world is the most difficult to handle, only the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law." β
The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is like a mess of yarn that can't be messed up anymore, no matter how you deal with it, it's still a mess.
He suddenly looked at Kangxi, "Long live Lord, I know that you are very capable, how about mentioning something to my brother, I am really my wife and mother who can't eat well and sleep well." β
He is a single-parent family, his biological father was arrested for drug trafficking when he was five years old, and he was shot directly, he was brought up by his mother with hard work, he suffered a lot when he was a child, and he was always looked down upon, and he was not good at reading, and he was mixed up with a group of social gangsters all day long, and he almost dropped out of junior high school, but his mother never gave up on him, fortunately he was not bad in nature, and he watched his wife work several jobs a day to support him, and he had to go to school, forcing him to work hard, and he was admitted to high school, and there were many people who knew him in high school, His deeds in junior high school were all publicized, and many classmates looked at him with colored eyes, didn't get close to him, despised him, and even joined forces to bully him.
For the sake of his own mother, he gritted his teeth and endured it, until he couldn't bear it anymore and impulsively took a knife and wanted to stab the person who took the lead in bullying him, but it was Kangxi who pulled him.
By the way, at that time, everyone thought he was a bad guy, only Kangxi would talk to him if he had nothing to do, and even with Wei Bao and Geng Bumei, the two little followers, they were also a lot closer to him.
In the years of youth and madness, he was really grateful to Kangxi, without him, he would either die or be in prison.
When he opened a store, had money, and had a good life, he naturally had to be filial to his mother, so between his daughter-in-law and his mother-in-law, sometimes he had to favor the old lady, his daughter-in-law was actually a good person, but she was a little willful, but he felt that he was a man, and she should listen to him, and it was nothing to be fierce.
Who knows, this time, for a trivial matter, the old lady and her daughter-in-law got into trouble, and there was a lot of trouble.
Kangxi said: "Give you a few tricks, no problem, but the gift money will be doubled." β
"Okay!" He has a lot of ideas, and it's right to listen to him.
"Then you can listen up, I'll only say it once." He took a sip of tea and continued: "In the game of marriage, this game can only be played if you love your wife, your wife loves your mother, and your mother loves you!" But you must remember that if you don't love your wife, it will become your mother loves you, your mother hates your wife, and you and your wife hate each other! It's the same as physics, there is so much positive energy, three people are divided and used, but for your mother, she will only hurt you, if you only hurt your mother, it is to blackmail your wife, you have to let your wife skillfully return the positive energy to your mother, this is the solution, if you can't do it, then your mother gives you energy, you better not take it, how much positive energy she gives you, how much negative energy will be given to your wife, you are positive and negative, what do you want to do, play power generation! β
He poked the head of the waves with his fingers, "Also, don't keep using the phrase 'my mother is not easy' as the opening remark, your mother is not easy, and it is not caused by your wife, it is caused by you and your father, as the so-called unjust debtor has the owner, whose mother is not easy and who will make up for it, what does it matter to your wife?" β
A group of people were stunned by him for a while, like a tongue twister, but the meaning was still heard.
Kangxi finally concluded: "Therefore, filial piety to your mother must start from loving your wife!" In a word, love your wife, cure all diseases! β
After speaking, he took a sip while she was still digesting his words and was stunned, "Right, Wai Wan?" β
"Huh? To what? β
"I love my wife, and I can cure all diseases!"
At this moment, there was only one thought in her mind, she suddenly wanted to see Kangxi's mother-in-law.
Ask her how she gave birth to this son.
------Off topic------
Kangxi's mother-in-law, Miao Miao, replied: "How was it born?" Ask his father! β
Kangxi's father-Kang Yu snorted coldly: "Charge the phone bill, send it!" β
The author said that the words that loving his wife is filial piety to his mother-in-law are sent to all married girls! They can rightly point at their husband's nose and yell, the old lady is married to you, especially not your mother!
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