One year Group Z

"Gentlemen, now is the time to elect our class committee."

Long Er stood on the podium, waved his hand, and slapped it on the blackboard, and the blackboard was written the names of the various positions in the class.

"It hurts!! Soul light! Why didn't anyone tell me it hurts so much to shoot a blackboard! (Who wants you to shoot so hard)

This is what Long Er thinks in his heart at this time.

But at this time, Long'er still didn't call out, this is the first day that Uncle Ben was the squad leader, how could he encounter some pain and call it out!!

The students under the podium were startled when they heard the sound of Long'er slapping on the blackboard, and then they all looked at Long'er's slightly swollen palms. "Doesn't it hurt?"

And this is a girl who finally couldn't hold back her curiosity and asked Xiang Long'er: "Squad leader, don't your hands hurt?" ”

When Long'er heard the question of the girl in the class, she smiled weakly, "Hahaha, how can it hurt!" It doesn't hurt at all!!"

But the classmates in the class looked at the cold sweat on Long Er's face and shouted in their hearts! "It's a lie, it's definitely a lie!" ”

At this time, someone under the podium finally couldn't help it, stood up from the desk and walked directly onto the podium, facing Long'er's head is a blow of love education.

"It's good to scream out if it hurts! You idiot. And give me a good class meeting. ”

The dragon with a red tomato on his head looked at the fierce Yami in front of him, and could only say a word silently; "Got it"

And Long Er also stood in front of the podium again, looked at the classmates below seriously, and said; "Gentlemen, I like war!!!!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, I love war!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, I love war the most!

I like annihilation warfare, I like blitzkrieg, I like strike warfare, I like defensive warfare

I like the wilderness, on the road, in the trenches, on the plains, on the ice fields,

In the desert, on the sea, in the sky, in the mud, in the swamps, everything takes place on the earth in all kinds of wars.

I like the neatly lined up artillery, firing at the same time, and blowing up the enemy line with a roar!

When the enemy soldiers are shaken into the air and then strafed into a honeycomb, my heart dances with excitement.

I like the charioteers to drive the Tiger tank, with 88 cm cannons, to break the enemy's tanks,

When the enemy soldiers wailed, they rushed out of the burning chariot and were killed by the MG strafeting!

At this moment, my mood is really infinitely happy.

I also like the majestic and mighty infantry to use their bayonets to the best of the enemy's ranks,

Especially when I see the panicked recruits, repeatedly using their bayonets,

When you stab into the body of an enemy soldier who has long since died! I was most moved.

The sight of the deserters who were hanging from the street lamps with the doctrine of defeat made me can't help but look at them again.

Wailing captives, with my command gestures, under the sound of torn metal-like MP40 machine-gun fire,

Fall one by one! It's a great feeling!

When they bravely hold that little weapon and make negligible resistance,

And when we razed most of their city to the ground with a 4.8-ton bomb, it was a supreme sensory treat.

I also love our failures that come with the morning dew. The town that was supposed to be defended by us was **,

I like to be surrounded and intercepted by the British and American troops, who have a huge material advantage, until they are eliminated.

Ladies and gentlemen, I long for war. A war like hell!"

The dragon on the podium said so wildly, and Ami, who was on the side, looked at the frantic dragon and seemed to want to say something, but before he could say it, he was interrupted by a wave of his hand from the dragon who saw Ami's movements.

"I was invited by the headmaster's middle-aged bald man to say my speech on the rooftop for running for class president, and he poured a lot of saliva on my face, but it doesn't matter, because now I'm your class president. I'm also proud to be your class president. ”

Hearing this, the students in the class all sat up straight.

"But!!

The bald man actually flouted my campaign speech and said I couldn't make you not late and make you the first class in the school, and then I got angry and hit the guy.

I want to ask everybody, am I playing right? ”

Long Er looked at the students under the podium solemnly.

"Of course," said the guy who wanted to be the king of the pirates

"Can you do it too?" This is what the guy who wants to be the Hokage said

"It's not the right choice, but it's a good choice," said the waning detective

"That's not bad," said the wannabe orangutan

"Can I take him to my grandfather?" This is what the guy who wanted to collect Dragon Balls said

"Well done, squad leader!!" That's how it should be, in the class of Group Z in the first year.

Listening to the words of this group of guys in the class, Long Er's tense face finally smiled, and said to the classmates below, "That's right, but I feel that beating that middle-aged bald man is not enough, so I made a bet with him, if I can complete the agreement to lead us to the first group in the school in the sixth year, let that bald man confess to Teacher Yinba at our graduation ceremony (Did I get shot while lying down?). ), adding a strong touch to our graduation. ”

"Of course, if I lose, it's a bet of 100 million yen, hehe, everyone may think that I don't have this money, but let me introduce myself again, my name is Takasu Ryuko, and my dream is to build a crystal palace."

Hearing this, Yami next to Long'er has begun to blacken, and the students below look at Long'er with contempt in their eyes, of course, Long'er's self-introduction is not over.

"My current profession is a novelist, and I am the original author of the popular anime "Shana with Burning Eyes", and I am just a part-time student."

After listening to Long'er's self-introduction, the class was surprised, and Ami also forgot about the blackening (Long'er; Great)

Of course, Long Er didn't let the classmates continue to surprise. With a sweep of his eyes, he said to his classmates, "Now I will take out all my wealth as a bet." ”

"I now long for a climax that transcends iron blood, cold winds, thunder, and fire,

Kill the crows of the three thousand worlds, like a stormy war

What about you? ”

Long Er's gaze swept over the classmates below.

At this time, both men and women in the class stood up. Raise your hands in the air and shout wildly!

"War!! War!! War!!"

Long Er looked at the classmates who were chanting.

"Excellent! In that case, let's go to war!!"