1048 Two old thieves

Yu Guo also thought: "These two acted bravely and used instant noodles to buckle on Zhang Peng's head, so as to avoid making a bigger fuss." And it's especially rare not to be arrogant. Doesn't it make sense that they wouldn't mind if I shared a room with them? Although there is a difference between men and women, they are both so old, and I belong to my grandchildren, so it shouldn't matter. ”

But the old man glanced at the old aunt, and after a while, he said embarrassedly: "You young people can live in a two-person world, but the two of us can't live in a two-person world?" I finally gave up my heart to spend money to travel with my wife and children, to go to places I hadn't been when I was young, I didn't want to leave regrets, we have a lot to say......"

Yu Guo suddenly remembered his biological parents, Xu Wenhua and his wife, although they were not as old as them, but at this moment, many indescribable feelings came to him, and he compared his heart to his heart, and said: "It's okay, then I can just spend one night at McDonald's outside, and I haven't done it before." ”

Lu Chen suddenly spoke: "Isn't there still a couple?" They look like they're sixty years old at most, Ms. Guide, and ask them if they're okay. ”

She was referring to two older couples with not yet completely gray hair, who did not look like kind old men, but rather trendy, wearing a gym sportswear, bells and whistles, and sunglasses.

Among them, the man wore a hat with the brim facing the back of his head, and the woman had crimson lips, which were already thick, which looked even more shocking, and his face was rubbed with a thick layer of powder, which looked like it was used for dough.

Yu Guo saw that Lu Chen didn't care about taking the initiative to talk to him, it seemed that he did see it, and Lu Chen and himself were working together in this car, after all, it was different from other confidants, so he pretended to be grateful and said: "Thank you, little girl, you have such a good heart, and you are as beautiful as you." No, no, no, although you have a very good heart, you are still not as good as you! ”

Lu Chenming knew that he was deliberately poor, but he still blushed a little and turned his head.

Sha Zhizhi saw it in his eyes, his face did not change, but he thought in his heart: "This little girl looks heroic, I am always worried that the police are pretending to be tourists." However, the female policemen are very thick-skinned, and it is unlikely that they will blush because of such a ridiculous remark, so it seems that I am overthinking. ”

But the tour guide Xiao Yin was a little embarrassed and said, "That old couple...... I'm afraid ......"

Although he didn't say it, Yu Guo also guessed that the couple didn't look easy to get along with from the way they dressed. The two often take pictures of each other, posing in poses that are difficult for the average elderly person to have the courage to make.

However, when traveling, it is difficult to say that no one will pass by the camera when they are taking pictures, however, as long as there is such a situation, the old couple are full of scolding, angry eyes, others look at their age, and do not dare to provoke them.

As if catering to Xiao Yin's words, the old man in sunglasses pointed at Xiao Yin and shouted, "Tour guide, what did you just say?" ”

Xiao Yin was startled and said, "I'...... I didn't say anything just now...... Uncle, you ...... Why are you angry? ”

The old man in sunglasses straightened his waist proudly, and shouted in a strange voice: "Who do you call the old couple?" What's the old way for the two of us? If you don't learn well at a young age, can you speak human language? ”

The old lady in sunglasses said in a weird way: "Are you young? It's almost thirty, and you still call yourself 'Xiao Yin'? ”

Everyone was completely stunned by the old couple's vexatious and low-quality work. Although there are everyone in the tour group, this kind of strange thing happens by chance, and it is really not easy to adapt to it immediately.

The old lady in sunglasses turned to attack Lu Chen: "And you!" Who do you say 'looks sixty'? Yes, we are both in our sixties, but who wouldn't boast that we are both in our early fifties? Little girl, I advise you to accumulate virtue! Everyone has a time to grow old! ”

The old man in sunglasses followed up and said, "Hmph! Not everyone can live to be sixty years old, don't think she's old! ”

Lu Chen was furious, as the deputy captain of the fourth squadron of the Jiaodong City Criminal Police Brigade, she has always been vigorous and resolute, on marksmanship, on fighting, on solving cases, everything is not lost to others, on appearance, on figure, on wealth, on education, and even more so I don't have to pick anything, she is such an excellent girl, and she has been living a simple life, it can be said that her popularity is excellent, and everyone who knows her praises her.

Who would have thought that here, it would be so insulted!

But fortunately, Lu Chen never forgot that he was out on a mission, took a deep breath, exhaled again, shook his head, and said to Xiao Yin and Yu Guo: "I'm nosy, just when I didn't say it, you continue to talk." He turned around and walked away.

The old man in sunglasses sneered behind her: "It's still a little self-aware!" Fortunately, you are not my daughter, otherwise I would have given you four or five mouths on the spot to teach you how to behave! ”

Yu Guo saw it in his eyes and thought: "If it weren't for the fact that I wanted to find the big doctor as soon as possible, I would have hypnotized you immediately, so that you would make a fool of yourself in public and lose the courage to live." Anyway, you don't have any discipline, and there is no 'late festival'. You insulted my Lu Chen, wait, after this matter is over, I will settle this account with you two old and disrespectful old thieves. ”

The old man in sunglasses said angrily: "What are you looking at? Don't want the eyeballs anymore? But he suddenly felt a burst of fear, took two steps back, and felt that the eyes of the person in front of him did not look like human beings for a moment.

Yu Guo also immediately noticed it, and immediately reined in, thinking: "My heart still needs to be cultivated well, it is not as good as Lu Chen to endure it, and if I am not careful, I will show the emotions in my heart to my eyes." Well...... These two old thieves are like the bear kids who row other people's cars in the parking lot, bastards are of no age. For the sake of the big plan, for the time being, postpone their punishment for the time being, and then settle the account when they return. ”

According to Lu Chen's character, there is an extremely arrogant element in it, and he will never retaliate against these two old thieves.

Zhang Xiaoying usually quarrels with Lu Chen, but this is an internal contradiction among the people, and she resolutely does not allow others to insult Lu Chen. She didn't want to get into trouble, but she always looked at the two old people unpleasantly, so she pulled out a tube of mustard sauce from her body, which she used to eat sashimi, and recently she became obsessed with sashimi, and after getting off the plane, she went to the supermarket to buy a tube.

When the pair of old thieves with sunglasses lined up to register, Zhang Xiaoying quietly smeared two pieces of mustard sauce on the sunglasses they took off and held in their hands with extraordinary skills, and then quietly left. Her martial arts skills are not even comparable to the bronze-level killers of the Awakening Society, but it is really enough to deal with ordinary people, and those two old thieves are dizzy, and they really haven't noticed.

After leaving, Zhang Xiaoying thought to herself: "I wasted so much mustard, I can eat several meals of salmon!" Cheap you two old things! ”

After a while, the two old thieves in sunglasses put on their sunglasses again and pretended to be terminators, and when they walked into the elevator, many people looked unpleasant and thought, "What are you pretending to be?" Wearing sunglasses when you enter the hotel? ”

Unexpectedly, before the elevator doors merged, the two screamed wildly, crying bitterly, and a large number of tears flowed out under the sunglasses, which could not be suppressed, one rolled on the ground, and the other kept banging on the elevator wall frantically. This move frightened everyone, and even the hotel service staff froze, thinking that there was some safety problem in the elevator, called the security guard loudly, and reassured everyone.

At this moment, the pair of old thieves became the focus of the first floor of the whole hotel, and when everyone dragged them out, they were already crying to death, everyone tried to take off their sunglasses, and saw that the eyes of the two people were swollen like two raised red peaches, and they kept crying.

The old lady in sunglasses was rolling her ass on the ground like a hip-hop dance, screaming: "God damn it! My eyes can't see! "Several young men couldn't hold her back.

And the old man in sunglasses cursed viciously with his mouth: "Bastard, which bastard is a prank?" I'm going to kill his whole family! I would have killed his whole family when I was younger! Even his dog didn't let go! Fuck ......" foul language rolled out.

Outside the hotel, Zhang Xiaoying laughed so hard that she turned around and ran to the back to support the wall so that she didn't laugh.

Yu Guo saw it in his eyes, smiled slightly, and didn't say much, he knew everything very well in his heart.

Xiao Yin said a good thing, and finally appeased the two old thieves in sunglasses, turned his face and ran to Yu Guo's side, sighed, and said haggardly: "Mr. Yu, I'm really sorry for you, I didn't expect this trip to be so potholed, and in the end, I still didn't find a room for you......"

Yu Guo smiled: "It's okay. These two old men in sunglasses look like leaders, if you are unreasonable, you should not be so afraid of them. ”

Xiao Yin said helplessly: "What kind of bureau is their son, what kind of oil company are they, they are all retired leaders, and the family has money, didn't you look at the lens of the camera they were holding?" It's all at the level of 200,000. Who can afford to provoke such a person? They both come to travel every year, and the president of our travel agency knows them and nods to them, not to mention me. ”

Yu Guo was not even afraid of the little five elements, not to mention these two old men, so he said bluntly: "It's very disappointing to have so many bubbles of rat feces accompanying you on a trip." ”

Xiao Yin looked at Yu Guo with some fear: "Mr. Yu, please excuse me, don't talk nonsense." You're a foreigner, and if you've had enough, you'll leave, but I'm eating in Linnan City, look at these people, which of us can afford to mess with them? ”

The driver, Master Cai, was relatively taciturn, but suddenly said, "If you don't mind, just squint in my car for a while." This car is not small, enough for you to sleep. ”

Yu Guo suddenly had a good impression of him, and said with a smile: "Thank you, master, you are really a good person." ”

Master Cai had an indifferent personality, nodded, and did not speak.

Yu Guo also guessed that if Sha Zhizhi went to the Great Northwest to pick up goods instead of selling them, it would be impossible to carry drugs with him. But even so, there is always evidence that needs to be recognized with an accomplice, after all, drug dealers are walking a day of licking blood with knives, and everything needs to be careful.

Therefore, Yu Guo guessed whether Sha Zhizhi would secretly place something unusual in the car. You know, the habit of the tour group members is that whoever occupies a certain position on the car first, then, it is determined that this position on the journey is exclusive to him, this is the customary rule, although there is no provision, but everyone is abiding by it, very tacit.

Therefore, Yu Guo pretended to choose a comfortable seat, wandered all the way, and walked to the position where Sha Zhizhi's family was sitting at the end, looked at it intentionally or unintentionally, and touched it with his legs, feeling that there was nothing abnormal.

I found a window position, right in front of the hotel and the food street outside, and took a nap.

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