1. Funny couple one
In the early morning, the sun shines in through the window. Bao Zi, the hostess on the king-shaped bed in the simple and exquisite master bedroom, woke up faintly, slowly opened her eyes, and then a confused expression (⊙ω⊙) suddenly appeared on her face——
#我了个擦擦擦擦擦, this is definitely not a dormitory for this bag. #
#到底是怎么回事儿, this bag smashed yesterday and climbed into the bed of the dormitory early tomorrow to prepare for today's interview with the female number eighteen. #
#最关键的是为什么本包砸觉得这床上不止本包砸一个人, what the hell is it that landed on this bag's buttocks. #
#这绝壁是个梦. #
#冷静, Close Your Eyes#
#然并卵(╥_╥)#
#看来这是一个不容易醒的梦. #
Bao Zi dreamed of it, and gently lifted the corner of the black silk quilt with an embarrassed face.
#卧槽, how did I sleep naked? #
#卧槽, how did my xiaolongbao get a qualitative leap and become so spicy? #
#卧槽, what's going on with the hands that cover my big long buns, and besides, the hands are so beautiful (-_-). #
#噫, the focus is not right. #
#卧槽, my hand is pinching my Da Long Bao QAQ. #
#卧槽, I was submerged. #
"Good morning, wife."
Bao Zi turned his head in horror, and after seeing the man behind him, he trembled and stretched out his hand to pinch the man's face: "Huo... Suddenly... Suddenly... Huo Chen. ”
The man frowned and took Bao Zi's hand off his face, and then picked up Bao Zi's face and looked left and right, the man vaguely felt that today's wife was a little strange.
But compared to his wife's strangeness, Huo Chen cares more about his wife's cute reaction, which seems to have never been seen since he met his wife, and his usual wife is full ( ̄▽ ̄) of coldness.
#老婆今天不高冷了. #
#老婆今天萌萌哒. #
#然后, I want to with my wife. #
#结婚一年, I don't want to be cold anymore. #
Of course, Mr. Huo Chen, who has a particularly colorful inner world, can't just think about it, he is a man of action, besides, men in the morning can't be teased =v=.
Huo Chen turned over and pressed Bao Zi under him.
Bao Zi: So I'm so? I actually dreamed that my male god wanted to beep me. In that case, male god, don't be polite \(//-//)\.
Result –
#天啦噜, why does a spring dream feel so realQAQ#
#难道这不是梦? #
Stupid Bao Zi, congratulations on your enlightenment.
Bao Zi bit his lip to restrain his moans, and reached out to pull out Huo Chen's head buried in his chest.
"Hmm... Uh-huh, huh... Huo Chen, I have... I have something to say to you, you... You... Stop it. ”
"I'll talk about it when I'm done."
#嘤嘤嘤, the voice of the male god is so domineering and sexy, and I am so rippling and rippling (≧-≦). #
Then (-_-) the rippling Bao Zi was immersed in the activities with Huo Chen, anyway, he himself said that she was his wife.
What Bao Zi didn't expect was that her male god not only had a good figure and good looks, but also had a long time in TMD.
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Huo Chen, who was well fed, was like a noble Persian cat after being smoothed, quietly listening to what his wife was going to tell him.
Bao Zi: "How many years is this year?" ”
Huo Chen: "Have you been made stupid?" In 2019. ”
Let's go, let's go
Let's go, let's go
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"So you mean, you now have your 22-year-old soul in your body." Huo Chen frowned.
"Theoretically, yes, I don't know how it came to be like this."
"Time is really a pig-killing knife."
"Huh?"
"We met two years ago, when you were as cold as ice and looked like no one was close to you, and now it seems that you have a good personality ( ̄▽ ̄) a year earlier."
"How did we meet?"
"You play the female number 18 in the drama I starred in."
“………”
"And how did we get together?"
"Hmm."
#该怎么开口自己虽然遇到过千千万万各色各样的女人, Huo Xiaochen only reacted to you. #
#明明已经准备好一辈子孤身一人了, but you appeared. #
#然后, yes, I wasn't cold, I wasn't bent. #
"Did I take away your innocence, and then you committed yourself to marry me." Bao Zi felt that this was very likely to happen, with Cheng Dù(-_-), who was obsessed with Huo Chen.
#我是一只萌污萌污的小色女, it's not strange to knock down the male god =v=. #
"Well, you took my innocence."
"Don't worry, I'll still be responsible for you now."
"What the lady says, the husband believes."
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Huo Chen didn't care much about his wife's situation, he felt that no matter whether Bao Zi was 22 or 25 years old, he was his wife, a righteous wife.
Bao Zi also accepted this situation calmly, after all, it feels great to marry a male god effortlessly. However, although Bao Zi, who is 22 years old at heart, can say dirty words a lot, she is still a big step behind in action.
In this regard, Huo Chen said that he was so tired - when he first got married, he finally defiled his wife □□, but as a result, he woke up and returned to the pre-liberation (╥_╥) period without a little defense.
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Huo Chen is three years old, twenty-eight this year, he became famous as a teenager and became an actor at the age of fifteen. has always been Bao Zi's idol and male god.
Bao Zi also chose to be an actor in order to be closer to the male god.
Who knows that the entertainment industry is a big dye vat, in order to protect himself, Bao Zi has changed from saying everything before to being taciturn and cold, only by learning to disguise can he protect himself, and it is precisely because of this that Bao Zi has been wandering around the female eighteenth, and he is not famous at all. It wasn't until she married Huo Chen a year ago that everyone knew that there was such a girl in the entertainment industry.
After marrying Huo Chen, Bao Zi still pretended to be cold, because once when Huo Chen chased her, he said: "I like your cold appearance." ”
Then, Wuli idiot Bao Zi has always regarded himself as a cold bun.
It wasn't until recently that the 25-year-old Bao Zi lived in his heart with a 22-year-old self, and Gao Leng was gone.
Huo Chen's fans also spoke: Wuli Huo Yingdi originally liked this one. That's right, such a cold girl can only be controlled by Wuli Huo Yingdi.
However, fans didn't expect that in private, these two couples were dirty jokes (-_-).