Chapter 86

What's more terrifying than waking up with a hangover to find a gay classmate who has been asleep with you for nearly a decade?

Gintoki Sakata tells you that there is.

is that there are two same-sex classmates who have been together for nearly ten years sleeping next to them, and the three of them are still hugging each other tightly and hugging in the same bed.

Sakata Gintoki was caught between Katsura Kotaro and Takasugi Shinsuke, and sadly felt that his identity as a magician that he had kept for almost twenty years was about to leave him.

Ao Ling, who didn't need to sleep, rarely turned back into a little milk dog, pestering Yoshida Songyang and rubbing it all night.

The body composed of Fu Seal does not feel tired, Yoshida Songyang also indulges the little disciple who has been running for him for several years, rubbing his head and scratching his belly all night, the master and apprentice occasionally think of something, so they lower their voices and chat for a while, and after chatting, they turn over and continue to scratch.

The winter nights are very quiet, so quiet that you can't even hear the chirping of insects.

At the moment of dawn, Yoshida Matsuyo looked at the calendar and patted the fleshy little butt of the black puppy who was lying on his lap, "Go and call the silver when they get up, it's time to buy New Year's goods." ”

The little milk dog whined, turned into a human form and ran to open the door of Sakata Gintoki.

The white-haired natural curl was lying between the two friends with his eyes open, and his eyes were dead.

"Get up!" Ao Ling directly lifted the quilt, and the three people in the same quilt were shivering, and after waking up and discovering his posture, his expressions were cracked.

"Wow!!"

"Wow! Take your hand off Ah Yin's waist, ah wig! Sakata Gintoki almost collapsed, "And Takasugi-kun your legs!" ”

"It's not a wig, it's Katsura! Why are we in a bed, it's disgusting! ”

"Wig, you dare to say disgusting, no matter how you look at it, it's all handsome Ah Yin, I suffer!"

"It's not a wig, it's Katsura! Of course you are so filthy and suffer, of course it is pure me, the precious virginity I have kept for so many years is reserved for the gentle and virtuous ♂ wife big sister! ”

Sakata Gintoki picked up the pillow and pasted it on Katsura Kotaro's face, extremely angry: "Who cares about your virginity!" ”

Shinsuke Takasugi rubbed his head on the side, the pain of the hangover and the explosion he saw when he woke up reduced his tolerance for his companions to an extremely low level.

Then the three of them fought again.

Ao Ling stood at the door and looked at the three people who tore up early in the morning without saying a word, "Because there is no extra bedding at home, Teacher Songyang and I stuffed you into a quilt, can't you?" ”

As he spoke, the black-haired monster boy paused, a little puzzled, "You've slept together before." ”

The three people who were fighting were stunned.

Sakata Gintoki and Katsura Kotaro put on a "I'm already dirty" posture of lost soul, and when they saw each other, they showed disgust on their faces.

Takasugi got up expressionlessly, rubbed his head and walked out to say hello to the teacher sitting on the sofa, and walked into the bathroom first, and the door slammed shut.

Two night rabbits who were sleeping in the closet climbed out and took a look at the scene in the living room.

- Crumpled futon, disheveled Katsura Kotaro and Sakata Gintoki with delicate expressions.

Kamui snorted and reached out to cover his sister's gaze.

"What's wrong?" Kagura doesn't know why.

"It's nothing, don't look at it, little ones." It seems that he has completely forgotten that he is also a little ghost, and Shenwei pulled his sister into the bathroom, one tall and one short, and the two cute-looking imps very consciously took the new toothbrush towel that was put aside and washed up.

"Let's go out to buy New Year's goods today." Yoshida Matsuyo looked at Katsura Kotaro and Sakata Gin, who were walking out of the living room while spitting at each other, "Let's stay at home and clean up." ”

Yoshida Matsuyo nodded his head to Ao Ling in recognition when he saw Sakata Gin, and stood up and walked in the direction of the entrance - he was going to make breakfast for the students.

He felt that the students who had been away for a long time would not dislike his umeboshi rice balls.

In fact, when I once again ate umeboshi rice balls from my teacher, several students at Matsushita Murajuku were very happy.

In the past, I always hated the monotony of umeboshi rice balls, but now when I taste this familiar taste, I feel the urge to cry.

Kamui finished eating a rice ball in two or three bites, glanced at Yoshida Matsuyo, hesitated for a moment, and said, "I'm going to go to Yoshiwara." ”

Ao Ling was very surprised that this self-styled night rabbit imp would report his movements, he took a small bite of the rice ball, looked at Shenwei with round eyes, and turned to Yoshida Songyang with a dripping look, his ears trembled.

Similar to Ao Ling's reaction, Yoshida Matsuyo didn't seem to expect Kamui to take the lead in telling him about his actions.

But after a very brief pause, he understood the meaning of the little night rabbit boy's words, and he smiled and nodded, "I'll take care of Kagura." ”

Kamui laughed, in a very happy mood, and ate several rice balls in a row.

……

When he walked out of the house, Sakata Gintoki's wine had not yet woken up.

The hangover man looked very bad, and even after taking a shower, he still seemed to have the smell of alcohol on his body.

- At least Ao Ling can smell the bitter fragrance.

"If you feel uncomfortable, you can find a dessert shop and take a break." Ao Ling looked at Sakata Gin, who was swaying three times, and suggested very sincerely, "I'll go to you when I'm done shopping." ”

Sakata Gintoki glanced at Ao Ling, who was half a head shorter than him, and his scarlet eyes became deeper and deeper after being soaked in alcohol.

He raised his hand and patted his best friend's head, "It's okay, it's just a hangover, Ah Yin won't be defeated." ”

…… It has nothing to do with defeat.

Ao Ling thought, looking at Sakata Gintoki's steps that had become much more steady, sighed, and followed in a few steps.

On the day of the New Year's holiday, the mall is very lively.

Ao Ling watched Sakata Gintoki squeeze out of the crowd with his things in a mess, looking frightened, as if he was frightened by the enthusiasm of the aunts to snap up discounted items.

"Squeezed my hangover out." Sakata Gintoki carried the New Year's goods in his hand, sorted out the robe that had become crumpled due to the crowding, took two steps forward and looked back at the crowd, "...... It's horrible. ”

Ao Ling held the list of items given by Yoshida Matsuyo in his hand, compared the things that Sakata Gintoki had snatched, and pulled the white yasha, who was frightened by the aunts, from this pile to another pile.

By the time they had bought enough of the items on the list from the mall and returned with a full load, Sakata Gintoki's clothes were ripped in a mess, and there were even a few scratch marks.

He held the New Year's goods in his arms, and when he passed by a dessert shop, he glanced at the reflection on the glass and smacked his lips.

"I don't know, I thought it was so intense last night." Sakata Ginktoki muttered and looked up at his best friend who was standing in front of the store in front of him waving to him.

Ao Ling came to pick up the kimono he asked for yesterday.

This shop is not a very expensive handmade custom shop, but it is a good hand at remodeling, when Ao Ling went to ask the boss of Dengshi, the woman who had been in Kabukicho for most of her life opened her mouth to give Ao Ling Amway such a shop.

Sakata Gintoki was extremely surprised, "When did you order a kimono?" ”

"Yesterday, I remember your measurements very well." Ao Ling smiled and took the clothes handed by the store, left the tailor shop with Sakata Gintoki, found a small alley where no one was around, and stuffed all the things he bought into the jade plate.

Then Ao Ling turned his head to look at Sakata Ginshi, "I saw that you were just looking at desserts, do you want to eat them?" ”

Sakata Gintoki said that if you have to have a treat, of course Ah Yin has no opinion.

The sweets shops on the streets of Kabukicho do a very good business, and there is a lot of people talking to each other.

Ao Ling held his face and looked at Sakata Yinshi, who was eating happily, and took a sip of milk tea, "Yinshi, what about the thing I gave you?" ”

"What's that?" Sakata Gintoki didn't react for a while, he thought about it and immediately came back to his senses, "That baby who can appear whatever food you want?" ”

Ao Ling nodded.

"I kept it and didn't take it out." Sakata Ginshi scratched his face as he spoke, "That kind of good thing, Ah Yin is going to treat it as a family heirloom." ”

Ao Ling: "......" depends on your appearance.

"Actually, I can't use it." Sakata Gintoki sighed, "After all, it's rare for you to give me something." ”

Ao Ling was also stunned when he said this.

Except when he was at King Macang Ye's place, he really didn't think about sending something to his little friend or anything.

- Because subconsciously, he felt that he would always be by Sakata Gintoki's side, and he didn't need to give any special gifts or anything.

He thought of his future plans, was silent for a while, and fiddled with the straw of milk tea, "Although this kind of thing should be used to be valuable, but you can be happy." ”

Sakata Gintoki answered vaguely and didn't speak again.

In fact, it wasn't just about taking it away - only Gintoki Sakata himself knew how many times he had taken out that little object and wiped it in the past three months.

Because the only thing he could keep in his hands related to his best friend was the treasure with unnatural powers.

Sakata Gintoki cherished it very much.

"Speaking of which, you didn't give me anything when I was young." Ao Ling squinted at Sakata Gintoki, who was sitting across from him, and stretched out his hand to him, "Where's my gift?" ”

Sakata Gintoki took out his pocket, and finally took out a game currency of the video game city from his pocket.

He seemed to pause a little awkwardly, then straightened his face and put it into Ao Ling's palm with great importance.

And said in an extremely deep, solemn tone similar to that of Tuogu: "Cherish it as a family heirloom, Ling." ”

“……”

Ao Ling looked at the game currency in his hand and felt that Sakata Gintoki's person was really a typical example of not playing the house for three days.