15. Chapter 15
Shizuo Heiwajima thinks that his studies are not bad, but this good can only be placed in a very ordinary area a little higher in the middle of the stream, and it is used to teach people...... It doesn't seem to work very well.
However, if you are at the level of a national elementary school, it should be no problem to be an adult.
"I said you, how many parabolas X is this one, it's already beyond the level of the national elementary school!" Heiwajima pinched the textbook in his hand, especially when he saw the name and grade written on the first page, he almost knelt down to show it to the stupid little girl in front of him.
"So you, why are the elementary school students holding the old textbooks of the middle school students!" Shizuo Heiwajima never thought that he would be stumped by the current junior high school math problems and wanted to vomit blood.
"Huh? Is that a textbook for junior high school students? "The hedgehog didn't make it at all, and he got the wrong textbook.
"It's my wife's name that is clearly written...... Did you take out your brother's textbooks? Shizuo Heiwajima spread out the first page of the textbook and poked those three words with his finger for the hedgehog to read clearly.
"Alas, alas, alasβ!!" The hedgehog didn't expect that he would take it wrong, not only did he take it wrong, but he also took out his father's old textbook or something. Because the textbooks all look similar, she doesn't know all the words, and she thinks they're all the same! What a shame! It's like digging a hole and getting into it for the rest of your life!
Pinghedao, who saw the hedgehog's embarrassment, asked, "Hey little girl, how much is your average score in Mandarin......
"Uh...... Three...... Three ......"
"Three what."
"Three, thirty ......"
"Fail!"
"No, I can't help it, because, because ...... The title is completely incomprehensible. β
Shizuo Heiwajima felt a pain in his stomach. Thirty points, the Chinese language class in the elementary school should be very simple, you can get thirty points or something...... Hehehe.
The hedgehog, who felt super embarrassed, was about to bury his head in the ground, "Because the Chinese language is very poor, I can't even understand the question." β
"Anyway, you won't be able to do the question today, so I'll just teach you how to read." Shizuo Heiwajima closed the completely useless exercise and set it aside.
"Yes! Excuse me, Heiwajima Oni-chan! β
Falling from the parabolic question in the middle of the country to simply teaching words, as long as it is a neon person, it will be fine.
Shizuo Heiwajima thought that the job was very simple, just teach the hedgehog to recognize some difficult words, but in the process of teaching, he found that he was really naΓ―ve.
"So, let's write a paragraph first." Shizuo of Heiwa Island mentions yì road.
It's just a simple paragraph, and if the writing is graded, it's also the lowest level, and the D level that doesn't use your brains the most.
However, Pinghedao looked at the pinched paper with trembling hands, and there were nine mistakes in ten words in a crooked paragraph, not to mention reading, the whole sentence couldn't be connected at all!
"Hey, tell me honestly, are you a neon man?"
"Hehehe......" The hedgehog really didn't know what she could do other than keep smiling, she explained, "It's not a matter of choice, because, because ...... I've been living abroad with my dad before, and the neon language is completely useless, and ...... Dad didn't have much time to teach me, so ......."
Heiwajima was about to kneel down to show the hedgehog, he touched his face and asked, "How much do you know about kana?" β
The hedgehog silently lowered his head and made a fist.
"Are you ten rows, or ten columns?"
"Ten ......"
Shizuo Heiwajima didn't mention it in one breath and almost turned his back, he looked at the returned child in front of him with some concern and asked, "I said you, how did you get promoted to the national elementary school, is it okay to communicate normally?!" "It is a miracle in the elementary school world to go on to the present with only ten words.
"Do you usually look bored because you can't speak neon?"
The very sullen hedgehog puffed out her cheeks in frustration, and she retorted: "My English is still very good!" Neon language or something, I just can't write it, and it's still no problem to say it! β
"Is that really the case?" Shizuo Heiwajima scratched his head irritably, and after getting a piece of paper from the hedgehog, he silently wrote out the kana form and handed it over: "As long as you can remember this, it's no problem, because the relationship you can speak in the first place, as long as you read it well, it's no problem." β
"Thank you, Heiwajima Oni-chan." Hedgehog's happy hands went to catch the paper.
"Wait a minute." After handing the paper back to the hedgehog, Shizuo Heiwajima left, and when he returned, he brought back a few children's picture books with few words, handed them to the hedgehog, and explained, "Try to read these books with the words on the kana form." β
"Oooh."
"Then, you read it yourself, don't run around, I'll come back to you in the afternoon break," Heiwadao looked at the time and said hello to the people in the store, "Please help me take care of this child, and the food will be counted in my account." After saying that, he waved his hand at the hedgehog and left.
"Bye-bye." Hedgehog watched Heiwajima leave, obediently sat on a chair in an open-air ice cream parlor and began to read.
With the help of the kana form, although the hedgehog is not fast, it is not as difficult as before, and according to the pictures and words of the picture book, she can guess the meaning even if she reads it wrong. The hedgehog, who felt that reading was quite interesting, began to think about whether to buy a big dictionary and go home. My wife's father once told her that if you read more, you will naturally know those words if you read more.
The hedgehog is very greedy to absorb knowledge, after a picture book comes down, she can remember about three or four words, the more she reads, the less time she uses the kana form, and gradually she can read the picture book by herself. Although the content of the picture book is really interesting, the more I read it, the more I feel ...... It's a bit boring and boring.
The hedgehog, who felt a little tired, put down the picture book and rubbed her eyes, and as soon as she put down her hand, a huge shadow enveloped her.
"Ah......" The hedgehog was stunned for a moment, looked up, and said in surprise: "Mr. Xiong-!" β
The giant white bear doll that the hedgehog had encountered before was tilting its head to look at her at the moment, and it seemed to be confirming that the child sitting in the open-air ice cream parlor was the one he had met before. After making sure that he was not mistaken, the puppet bear took out the candy from the small basket and handed it to the hedgehog.
I've been fed again.
Receiving chocolate again made the hedgehog happy, "Thank you, Mr. Bear." She quickly peeled off the chocolate and stuffed it into her mouth, once again overwhelmed by the rich flavor.
"It's hard work! Is it time off for Mr. Bear? The fragrant chocolate melted quickly in her mouth, and the hedgehog licked her upper lip, she looked at the white bear who was dangling the bear's paws on the other side, as if she was denying something, and asked tentatively, "Isn't it time to rest?" β
The white bear shook his head and put his hand on his hood.
The hedgehog continued to guess: "Is it the rest time?" β
The white bear shook his paws again.
The hedgehog frowned and continued to guess: "Isn't it rest time?" β
Unable to express his thoughts, the white bear lowered its paws in pain.
"Are you alright? Mr. Xiong? The hedgehog looked worriedly at a puppet bear sitting on a chair, it obviously had a dull smile on its face, but the whole bear exuded an aura of falling into a trough, "Is it unwell?" Is it a stomachache? β
The white bear wagged his paws and denied that he was not feeling well.
"Isn't there discomfort? That's great. The hedgehog was relieved and said, "Does Mr. Bear like ice cream?" I'd like to treat Mr. Bear to ice cream, is that okay? β
The white bear shook its paws again.
"Don't you like ice cream?" I can't share my preferences, and the hedgehog is a little hit. She thought that she and Mr. Xiong should be friends, but was rejected again? β¦β¦ It's like being rejected at school.
The white bear, who sensed the hedgehog's mood, hurriedly shook his paws again.
"Do you mean that you don't want me to invite......" There was a hedgehog who went out with a small vault, and the whole person withered.
The white bear shook its paws even more hurriedly.
The hedgehog is completely wilted.
When he came back from work early, he couldn't help but laugh out loud when he saw the interaction between one big and one small when he arrived at the ice cream parlor, "Poofhahaha-I don't think he meant that." β
"Huh?" Hearing a familiar voice, the hedgehog turned his head and saw the person behind him, "Are you off work on Heiwa Island Oni-chan?" β
"Oh, came back early." He rubbed the hedgehog's head in front of the island of Heiwa, looked at the white bear puppet and explained, "He can't nod his head, his head will fall off." β
The hedgehog brain made up the picture, "Alas, alas, alas?!! "It's horrible!!
"If you nod your head, your uncle's face will be revealed." Pinghejima, who was also unexpectedly evil-minded, poked the hedgehog's forehead, "In that case, the little pot friend will be very hit, right?" After all, such a cute bear is an uncle or something. β
The hedgehog looked at him and said nothing, and seemed to acquiesce to Mr. Bear, who said this.
"But, but...... It's also possible that it's ......" The hedgehog twisted and said to his fingers, "It's also possible that it's a handsome big brother, a big brother like Heiwajima Oni-chan." β
Pinghedao didn't expect to receive such praise from the little guy, and he was a little embarrassed to look away, pretending to cough and covering his cheeks with his hand, "I said you little guy, you're quite good at pleasing people." β
"Hey, hey, hey." The hedgehog smiled stupidly, looked at the silent bear puppet next to him and said, "Is Mr. Bear Ojisan?" Or is it Onisan? β
The white bear scratched the back of his head with his paws in some embarrassment, and subconsciously made such a habitual action that made him stunned for a moment, and then he looked at the hedgehog's sparkling eyes and fell silent again.
"Is it something you can't say?" The hedgehog is really curious, what does the person under the bear puppet's head look like?
The sight obscured by the fog is so intriguing and curious, no matter what the result is, only when you really see it, you will die, it is really the nature of most humans who love to die.
"I think he shouldn't want to say it, but he can't say it." Pinghedao habitually wanted to take out the cigarette in his pocket, and suddenly found that the hedgehog was still there, so he stopped his movements and put his hand in his pocket without moving, explaining: "Generally, this kind of part-time job dressed as a puppet, the boss has stipulated that they can't talk during working hours, and if they speak, it will make the dream of the little pot friend disillusioned." β
No little pot friend would want to hear the voice of a big man coming from the body of the cute bear in front of him.
"That's right." The hedgehog, who got the new knowledge, nodded, looked at the bear puppet apologetically, and said, "I'm sorry Mr. Xiong, I misunderstood you." β
The white bear seemed to breathe a sigh of relief and waved his hand, then patted the hedgehog's head lightly, indicating that he didn't mind.
"So, regardless of your Mr. Xiong's question, how did you read the picture book at noon?" Heiwajima pulled out a chair and sat down, and saw the picture book that the hedgehog had opened in his hand. The picture books he had brought with him before were now only half unread, and in general, the results had exceeded his expectations.
"It's amazing." Heiwajima rubbed the hedgehog's head without hesitation.
Working hard to be praised made the hedgehog very happy, and she said proudly: "Hey, hey, the hedgehog can already recognize a lot of words!" Although the reaction may be a little slow when you re-read it, you will remember it firmly. β
"Hedgehog!"
There was a shout at the door of the hotel, and my wife's mother, who was standing not far away, waved to the hedgehog and shouted, "It's getting dark, it's time to come back." β
"Yes!" The hedgehog hurriedly packed up the things at hand, returned the remaining picture books to Heiwa Island and said, "Ernie sauce, I should go back, thank you for lending me the picture book, the story is very interesting, then see you tomorrow, Heiwa Island Ernie sauce, Mr. Bear, bye." β
The hedgehog shook his hand, ran to my wife's mother, and took her hand into the hotel.
Seeing that the acquaintance had left, the white bear got up and nodded to the island of peace, and then left with a small basket.
Pinghe Island was left alone in the ice cream parlor, a little lonely, he took out a cigarette to light it, scratched his head irritably, looked down at the picture book in his arms, sighed and muttered, "I was originally bought for you." β
The inn at this time.
The hedgehog, who was dressed up beautifully by my wife's mother and had a bow tied in her hair, asked suspiciously, "Mom, what are we going to do in a while?" Why dress so formally? β
"Of course, I'm taking you to meet someone." My wife's mother explained. She combed the hedgehog's disobedient hairs with a comb, and finally used a few hairpins to suppress the erected hairs, and then took the hedgehog's hand and went out, continuing to explain as she walked: "Didn't I want to help you find a tutor before?" I received a call from your father, saying that the son of a former teacher is looking for a place to work during the holidays, and he is studying very well, and he is also doing the work of a tutor, and he is a junior high school student who is a few years older than you. β
"Is it Ernie sauce?" Hearing this, the hedgehog feels less repulsive to the tutor, but I don't know if that Ernie sauce will be very fierce.
My wife's mother gently rubbed the hedgehog's head and corrected: "The hedgehog has grown up, you can't just call someone Ernie sauce anymore, this time Ernie sauce is going to be your teacher, so you have to be called 'sir'." β
"Sang?"
"Yes, yes, when I see Ernie Sauce who taught you, you will call him 'sir'."
Looking at his mother's bright eyes, he always felt that there was something strange about the hedgehog, but he still obeyed his mother's words, "Oh, I know." β
I followed my wife and mother to the agreed Chinese restaurant.
Not long after they entered the reserved private room, a teenager who was going to become a hedgehog tutor arrived.
With short black hair and black eyes, he is the kind of person who looks energetic at first glance. Probably in a hurry, he was gasping for breath and sweating a little on his forehead. He wears a black jacket with a white lettered T-shirt and a pair of washed whitish jeans.
"Ah, you're the professor's son." My wife's mother looked at the young man in front of her with a smile and beckoned, "Come in and sit down, my husband often talks about his former university professors, and says that thanks to the professors' help, he can do what he likes." β
"Yes, my father often mentions my wife's husband."
"Yes." After the kind words, my wife's mother dragged out the little guy who was hiding behind her and said, "This is what I said on the phone, my daughter." β
"Hedgehog, hurry up and introduce yourself." My wife's mother whispered to her daughter with her head down.
The hedgehog clutched the edge of her skirt a little nervously, she glanced up at the future governess, and stammered, "I, I am...... I, my wife, and the hedgehog said, please, please advise. β
"Hello, my name is Momoya Kinomoto." The cheerful-looking boy smiled slightly at the hedgehog, as if trying to ease the tension of the little guy who was about to explode in front of him, but it was useless.
"You, hello, Kinomoto O...... Mr! The hedgehog, who was almost called the wrong one again, accidentally bit her tongue because she urgently changed her honorific title, she hung her head with tears in her eyes, inhaled the bloody smell from the corners of her mouth, and endured not to shout the word pain.
"I'm really sorry, this kid is more recognizable." My wife's mother rubbed the hedgehog's head helplessly, and began to discuss the future problem with the teenager opposite, "There are some things I want to tell Kinomoto-kun, my hedgehog, because I have been running around with our couple since I was a child, and we are busy with work and ignore this child, and the hedgehog still can't use neon language well." Now, as she gets older, the pressure on school has gradually increased, and this child has fallen behind her peers. We don't care about her grades, but the future belongs to this child, so at least we can't let this child leave a shadow in his heart, I say this, do you understand what I mean? β
"Yes, please rest assured that my wife and aunt, I will be responsible for the future of the hedgehog."
"Hehehe." Finally moving away a big stone in my heart made my wife and mother very happy, and she greeted with a smile, "Let me treat Kinomoto-kun to a meal today to express my gratitude." β
"Uh, what's so embarrassing...... Kinomoto Momoya wanted to refuse, but he couldn't resist the enthusiasm of my wife's mother.
"Don't care, don't care, just think of me taking care of the juniors."