Chapter 35: Your Majesty is happy! (a)

Pregnant! Climb trees!

But Gu Yanzhi, who was dying, was still holding her tightly, how could he get rid of him?

Xi Xiaoyu had an idea, and kissed him on the side of his face, only to see that his eyes suddenly widened, and even the hand holding her was released, but what was his expression of eating?

Shouldn't it be a little surprise and a little shy?

Hey, don't wipe the place she kissed with a handkerchief, and wipe it so hard.

It's about to break the skin, hey!

Well, you won, it's my fault for misunderstanding that you have a crush on me!

Don't look at it, Sang Xin, let's go climb a tree.

Only Gu Yanzhi knew that his heartbeat stopped beating the moment she kissed him, and the blood in his body seemed to no longer flow, and the only thing he could feel was her fleeting softness.

He was almost out of breath.

The only thing you can do is try your best to hide that abnormal self.

After all the qi qi calmed down, Gu Yanzhi found that Xi Xiaoyu was climbing a tree with his hands and feet, and he was fast.

"Can't you stop it?" He sighed, his tone helpless.

Xi Xiaoyu firmly grasped the trunk of the tree with his paws, looked back at him, and said, "I'm afraid that if I sleep on the ground, you will attack me." So I'm going to sleep in a tree tonight. ”

"Come down." He frowned in displeasure.

"I don't! If you keep up, you're right by me! She staggered to the middle of the tree, where the dense foliage obscured her and created a natural barrier.

Gu Yanzhi:

He really has a problem with his aesthetics!

Xi Xiaoyu, who turned into a cat, lay on the branches with her legs crossed, complacent about her resourcefulness, and the silver moonlight cut by the leaves sprinkled on her white fur.

What she didn't notice was that there were more and more monkeys gathered in the trees next door, hanging upside down or scratching their heads, but their eyes were all shining brightly at her, and their eyes were as obscene as they were.

"Her hair is so white and so soft, I really want to touch and rub and lick it"

"I really want to have a monkey with her hair."

"Her fur is so sexy and hard"

"What do you want to do?" Xi Xiaoyu retreated consciously.

There were a few strong male monkeys who went back and forth and made lewd movements at her, and the monkeys had an extremely lewd/lascivious smile on their faces, saying:

"I want to mate/mate with your hair"

"Mao, about? It's a great job."

Xi Xiaoyu:

Help! Why is it that since she became a cat, it seems to have opened the door to a new world, why do animals want to have a meow?

Do you want to be so heavy? Do you want to be so dirty?

Fortunately, those perverted monkeys only harassed/lewd her with their mouths, and did not take actual action, this night, Xi Xiaoyu saw a hundred ways that perverted monkeys flirted with cats.

She's so good.

When the sky dew and the fish belly were white, Xi Xiaoyu turned back into a human body, and the trees that had just rained and dew were a little damp, and birds flew around in front of her eyes from time to time, and the air was very fresh.

Xi Xiaoyu closed her eyes and enjoyed the beauty brought by the early morning, when she suddenly heard Gu Yanzhi's cry from below.

"The person who picked us up is here, hurry up and come down."

"Oh, good." Xi Xiaoyu responded haphazardly, picked up the clothes on the branches and put them on.

"Rub something." Gu Yanzhi impatiently flew up with light skills, and Xi Xiaoyu tied the hand of the belly pocket belt.

She looked at him, and he looked at her.

They were all dumbfounded.

It was still Xi Xiaoyu who reacted the fastest, she quickly covered her body with her skirt, and yelled at him with a red face and a thick neck: "You go to die!" ”

Gu Yanzhi raised his eyebrows and said jokingly, "I didn't wear the wrong belly pocket this time." ”

He went down with interest until he got into the carriage, and the glimpse just now still lingered in his mind, the dazzling whiteness

Xi Xiaoyu, who had no heart and no lungs, had already forgotten the unhappiness just now, and as soon as she got into the carriage, she excitedly teased Fu Weiren, who was also in the carriage, chattering non-stop.

"Xiao Shou face, this time you bravely escorted, I remember your great achievements, you say you want whatever reward, I will give it to you!"

Fu Weiren looked at her with an indifferent face, "I want you not to talk, it's too noisy." ”

Xi Xiaoyu didn't feel it when she heard it, she still said with a hippie smile:

"Quickly write down in the history books, I and Prime Minister Gu Cheng were able to successfully escape the danger this time, all because I sacrificed myself for others, bravely dedicated myself to danger, stood proudly and immortal, and was not fearless to retreat from the enemy bravely!"

"How's that?" She asked impatiently.

Fu Weiren raised his face from the green book and replied woodenly, "It's too fast, I can't remember." ”

"You! I usually see you write bad things so hi! Xi Xiaoyu gritted her teeth.

Gu Yanzhi sneered coldly on the side, their interaction obviously looked sparse and ordinary, but the more he watched it, the more annoying he became.

One gone, another again.

It's endless!

Xi Xiaoyu ignored Gu Yanzhi's weird smile of yin and yang, and she continued to play with Fu Weiren.

"Why are you alone? What about your little attack face and little Xizi? ”

"He is not from the minister's family, the minister's surname is Fu, and his surname is Shen." It's rare for him to be more honest with her.

"Ouch, I'm still shy, by the way, you haven't told me yet, when did you learn martial arts?"

Gu Yanzhi said in a strange voice, "He is the son of General Fu, and it is not strange that he knows martial arts, but it is you who insist on getting other people's hands to dance knives and guns to play with pens." ”

Xi Xiaoyu continued to ignore him, she pursed her lips disdainfully and said to Fu Weiren:

"You sue the person next to you who likes to peep at women's clothes, don't interject when others speak, be careful of rotten mouths."

Gu Yanzhi turned his face away and said coldly to Fu Weiren: "You sue the person next to you who likes to steal a man's face, and after returning to the palace, copy the Tao Te Ching a hundred times." ”

Fu Weiren, who was pitifully used as a microphone, sat in a straight position, deaf to the ear.

Xi Xiaoyu immediately knelt down: "Dad!" ”

Gu Yanzhi disdainfully faced.

The large and luxurious carriage was covered with soft cushions and burning with spices.

Gu Yanzhi put on a stern face and asked, "How is that person in the palace now?" ”

Then the situation was reversed, and Fu Weiren, who didn't like to talk, kept reporting the current situation in the imperial capital to Gu Yanzhi, who was in a cold state.

Xi Xiaoyu tried to interject several times, but was ignored.

In the next few days, Xi Xiaoyu chattered endlessly, but the two men treated her as air, one closed her eyes and pretended to sleep when she had nothing to do, and the other did not move like wood all day long.

Three days later, they arrived in the imperial capital.

After getting off the carriage, they officially parted ways, Gu Yanzhi went to Dali Temple, and Xi Xiaoyu and Fu Weiren returned to the palace.

Entering the palace gate and on the way to the imperial study, Xi Xiaoyu remembered something, and suddenly said: "Xiao Renren, you are my person." ”

Fu Weiren was stunned by what she said, and heard her continue: "I have always regarded you as a good friend and brother, and you have long been from my side, so you will not stop with Gu Yan in the future, right?" And Shen Yan and Xiao Xizi, the three of you are my best buddies! ”

"Wechen"

"It's nice to have the three of you." Xi Xiaoyu ran forward in surprise, "The two of them are also here to pick me up!" ”

Fu Weiren looked at her flying back and whispered.

"It's not like them."