Bao Erwu slept until noon, if it weren't for Huo Chen who opened the curtains of the room and let the sun, which had been climbing into the sky for a long time, shine its own light into the room, I believe that Bao Zi could continue to meet Zhou for an hour.

#论一只懒货与大床的相爱程dù. #

Huo Chen really wanted to start the complaining wind, and then count down his family's buns that would only lie on the corpse, but if you think about it carefully, it seems that his wife's state has nothing to do with him at all, since he is the initiator, then he still keeps silent =v=.

The sunlight shone in through the floor-to-ceiling window, and the silkworm baby on the bed finally moved, stretched his waist, and then opened his eyes, just in time to see Huo Chen holding the remote control to adjust the temperature of the air conditioner.

Bao Zi pulled out the thin quilt, put on the nightgown that was placed aside, and then yawned and walked towards Huo Chen. This should have been a particularly beautiful scene - the man intimately adjusted the temperature in the room for the hostess, and when the hostess saw it, she quietly got up from the bed, walked behind the man lightly, and then gave him a morning hug.

However, the scene just depicted is purely the plot of an idol drama. The real situation is -

Bao Zi walked behind Huo Chen slowly and patted him on the shoulder: "Help me get your mobile phone on the left hand." ”

Huo Chen: "........."

#为什么和我想象中的画面完全不一样QAQ. #

#你们没有猜错. #

#霍影帝脑海中的画面就是刚才所描述的偶像剧情节. #

#可是.........#

#这是现实的世界. #

Huo Chen, who was congested, handed the phone to Bao Zi expressionlessly, and received a thank you from the polite girl: "Thank you, brother." ”

Huo Chen: "........."

#呵呵~#

#兄弟~#

#好久不见, where are you (crossed out). #

#昨天还一起欢快地滚床单, today you call me brother (-_-). #

As soon as he got the phone, Bao Zi happily rolled to the big bed with the phone in his hand. Even if Huo Chen is a male god for Bao Zi, no matter what, if the male god sleeps in his hands, it is useless (the male god in his hands is not valuable). There is a saying that what you can't get is the best, and for the current Bao Zi, the best is those dazzling and beautiful new clothes on other people's shelves, so this is the nature ( ̄▽ ̄) of women.

However, yesterday my husband said that when he bought clothes and went to a physical store, his card could be swiped. In this case, Bao Zi decisively gave up her Taobao business - no way, who called this bun a local tyrant brain=v=.

Huo Chen leaned in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, quietly admiring his daughter-in-law's emoji-

#tmd这年头居然真的比不过一个智能手机. #

#媳妇你醒来这么久居然没有正眼瞧过我. #

#不高兴. #

Huo Yingdi upstairs, you are wrong, when your daughter-in-law asked you to help with her mobile phone just now, she still looked at you with her eyes.

Because he was ignored by his daughter-in-law, Huo Chen, who had his own bitter music "A Cut of Plums", sighed, and chose not to see it, he glanced at (-_-) the buns rolling on the bed with cold eyes, and then went out to make lunch.

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To be honest, Huo Yingdi was still quite a male god when he didn't commit two crimes. It's a pity that he rarely doesn't make two mistakes in private, especially when he finds out that his wife is also an out-and-out second goods, the kind of people who have fallen from the end of the world, it is better to meet by chance, and the feeling of meeting old acquaintances in other places (all crossed out) makes him get up every day.

At this moment, it was one of the few moments in his private that was not stupid and very male - wearing a light blue apron and cutting cabbage seriously.

#哇哦, serious men are the most attractive. #

However, handsome is only three seconds.

Because—

His wife started to be stupid and cute.

#夫妻本是同林鸟, you're stupid, I'm stupid, everyone is stupid. #

#大家蠢才是真的蠢. #

#霍家二蠢. #

When Huo Chen was elegantly cutting Chinese cabbage, everything was so normal and beautiful. Then Bao Zi took his mobile phone and rushed excitedly from the bedroom on the second floor to the kitchen on the first floor: "Ma Ma, oh no, Achen, that... That one... The program we participated in will be broadcast on Jiangcheng Satellite TV tonight (≧-≦). ”

"Oh." Nothing happened, and I continued to chop vegetables.

"Why aren't you excited at all?"

"What I have known for a long time, what is there to be excited (-_-) about."

“！！！！！”

"Then again, you're a little too excited."

Bao Zi shook his head: "You don't understand." ”

"Huh?"

"This bun can finally observe his face on TV at 360 degrees without dead ends, hahahahaha." ( ̄▽ ̄)

“………”

The two second goods looked at each other for a moment, and the second cargo No. 1 (Huo Chen) still felt that the reaction of the second cargo No. 1 (Bao Zi) was too exaggerated: "If you haven't acted, how can you be so excited because of the last TV." ”

“(-_-)”

“………”

"Huo Da Actor, I'm not you, I can go around on the big screen casually, my role is either a depressed back, or a small point from a distance, you will never understand my sadness, just like the darkness ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ of the day and the night."

“………”

#听老婆你这么一说. #

#我好像真的没有在电视上看过你的身影. #

#就连你参演我戏里的女十八号时. #

#在电影上映的时候, I don't seem to have seen your QAQ. #

Bao Zi: "Hehe, I watched that movie myself, but I didn't find myself." ”

“………”

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Bao Zi's sadness Huo Chen had never experienced it at all, but after seeing his wife look like a daughter-in-law becoming a mother-in-law because she finally had a straight face on TV, he decided to accompany his wife to watch the live broadcast tonight.

#嘛, I'm really a good man =v=. #

#脑婆你快夸我快夸我快夸我. #

The variety show "Life with You" has maintained a low-key principle since it was recorded this Monday - the money is used to invite celebrities, where is there any extra money for publicity, and the production team is very confident that gold will always shine.

#在这个综艺盛行的年代. #

#如此淡定的节目组也是蛮少见的. #

Fortunately, the program team invited three pairs of good guests.

The other two pairs of celebrities posted on Weibo for the first episode of tonight, uh-huh, and then their fans became the first round of viewers of "Life with You".

Huo Chen didn't choose a few stills like the other two celebrity couples, and then said that at 9:30 tonight, Jiangcheng Satellite TV will see you or something. He took a photo of his hand holding tightly with Bao Ziwo on the sofa, and then uploaded it to Weibo -

Film and television actor Huo Chen: My wife said that she could finally see her own face clearly on TV, since this is the case, I will accompany you to watch the live broadcast [love you] [love you] [love you] [love you] @包子爱买包

Then, Huo Chen's Weibo immediately exploded-

If life is only as first seen:, Huo Chen, who has not been more knowledgeable for 10,000 years, is actually more knowledgeable!!

Bitter tea: I want you to watch this variety show too, and by the way, take a look at the scheming [Tsundere Face] who robbed my husband.

Squid's melancholy: Hahahaha, Huo Yingdi, have you finally pulled your noble and cold wife out for a walk?

The pants are off: You actually got married, and I was so scared that my pants fell off QAQ.

Shallow and faint: I finally saw you more Bo, but I didn't expect to be shown, I just want to see which small watch smashed the hand you are holding!!

Yo yo Chek trouble: Married man, no appointment, we don't make an appointment [manual goodbye]

………………

The power of fans is limitless.

#尽管男神已经娶媳妇了. #

#但依旧阻止不了我们对他的YY. #

#我们倒要看看拐走我们男神的到底是哪一个小表砸. #

Many people went to watch this variety show because of Huo Chen, but they didn't expect that they would be circled by Huo Chen's wife in the end.

When the camera arrived at Huo Chen's door, many Huo fans were ready to lick the screen, and by the way, attack their idol's genuine wife.

As soon as the door opened—

Audience friends:, who are these two confused people who have no image at allΣ(-д-lll)?

After a while, Huo fans reacted: Boom, our male god is wearing pajamas, and he wants to pounce.

Then, they turned their gaze to the legendary iceberg beauty Mrs. Huo: tsk, no makeup, tsk, dark circles, grooves, and kiss marks on the neck.

#好像知道了什么不得了的事情. #

#霍影帝你们夫妻感情居然这么好!! #

#知道真相的我们眼泪掉下来. #

The more I got to the back, the hearts of the audience and friends were hit by a huge bombardment - Nima, how could our male god be so stupid and cute.

Huo fans were almost conquered by Mrs. Huo's boyfriend - with Mrs. Huo's one-shot chopping wood and digging bamboo shoots to catch fish, they were fanned by such a strange woman without warning (obviously they came to crusade against this woman who robbed our male god, but the result was ......... ）。 The most important thing is that they found that Mrs. Huo was not cold at all, but was completely a second-class goods like Huo Chen.

#你们夫妻二人的画风跟传说中的完全不一样. #

#当真是什么锅配什么盖. #

Compared with Mr. Huo who is weak and willow helps the wind, the audience friends now prefer Mrs. Huo with full marks in life skills.

In addition, the audience and friends were also abused by the stupid cute pink bubbles between their husband and wife.

#来自一个综艺节目的一万点的伤害. #

#朋友们不哭, be strong. #

Huo Chen's pair was only broadcast to the fishing, and many people shouted that they couldn't see enough, and then they could only watch it again, although they were shown to be incomplete, but it didn't matter, we had dog food.

………………

Bao Zi, who was nesting next to Huo Chen, was originally ready to appreciate her heroic appearance on TV, but from the very beginning, she covered her face and fell into Huo Chen's arms: "It's stupid." ”

Huo Chen: "........."

#确实蛮蠢的. #

#我对外塑造的霸炫狂拽酷的形象全没有了QAQ. #

"Isn't it stupid for me to accompany you?"

"Well, but Achen, I always feel like you're going to lose your fans."

“………”

"Because it's so stupid."

(-_-) "Bun, come here, I promise not to hit you."

At this moment, these two second goods who seem to be flirting don't know that they have been on the hot search, and the number of Weibo fans is rising slowly.

#论二货卖蠢圈粉技能( ̄▽ ̄). #