On the way of raiding [03]

Because the ward where Han Yanran lives is a single room, there is also a family bed in addition to a hospital bed. Therefore, Zhang Xiangyang is not worried that he has no place to live at night. There are quilts and pillows here, so I just lie on the bed and play with my mobile phone.

Because of his work, he generally doesn't sleep at night and sleeps during the day. Han Yanran has been sleeping and has no sign of waking up, so he chats boringly on WeChat, shaking it from time to time.

"What time is it......" Han Yanran on the hospital bed opened her eyes, she looked at the white ceiling. The smell of disinfectant water strongly stimulated her nose and reminded Han Yanran that she was now lying in the hospital.

Hearing her movement, Zhang Xiangyang suddenly turned over from the small bed and got out of bed. He looked at the time on his phone, "It's half past three in the morning, and you've only slept for four hours." ”

"That's right......" Han Yanran struggled to get up, but the pain in her tail bone reminded her that she was sick now. When they all go back, you're left alone? ”

"Well, it's too late, it's better for the two girls to go home early. Are you hungry? I'm going to get you something to eat? Zhang Xiangyang walked to the stool next to Han Yanran's hospital bed and sat down.

Han Yanran endured the pain and smiled, "I'm okay, I'm not particularly hungry." If you're hungry, go get something to eat, I'll be fine here. ”

Seeing Han Yanran smiling strongly, Zhang Xiangyang's heart was very uncomfortable. "I'm really embarrassed, if I wasn't too impulsive, you wouldn't have been hurt."

[System Prompt: Congratulations to the player for increasing their friendship by 5%, and the current friendship is 30%]

Little Mango's voice sounded in Han Yanran's ears, and Han Yanran was a little helpless. She actually used her body to exchange 5% of her favorability! It's not worth it, is it?

Looking at Zhang Xiangyang's expression of self-blame, Han Yanran comforted him, "Don't blame yourself, it's also because I don't usually exercise well, so my bones are so fragile." I decided that when I was discharged from the hospital, I would definitely exercise well. Eh, haven't you been to the gym all the time? Introduce me too. ”

"Okay, when you're ready, I'll take you with me. You follow me, you don't even have to invite a coach. It's not me who brags to you, I teach you, it's definitely much better than those coaches who pay for it. ”

"Then I'm sorry for you." Han Yanran said.

"It's okay, it's on me."

In the early hours of the morning, the hospital was exceptionally quiet, and even when the door was closed, you could hear the sound of people walking outside. From time to time, you can still hear the pain of Shenyin coming out of other wards.

Han Yanran couldn't sleep anymore, and the pain in the back made her unable to close her eyes. In addition, I slept for a while at night, so I simply didn't sleep and chatted with Zhang Xiangyang.

"I'll tell you a joke to distract you." Seeing Han Yanran's painful expression, Zhang Xiangyang began to search for jokes in his brain.

"You tell jokes."

"Of course, listen, I'll bring you some."

Zhang Xiangyang cleared his throat, "A long, long time ago, a crow met a sparrow. The two of them began to brag, both wanting to make each other think they were powerful. ”

Han Yanran listened quietly to Zhang Xiangyang's joke, although she had heard this joke before. However, she still pretended not to have heard of it, and she was very interested.

While the two men were chatting, the crow asked the sparrow, "What kind of bird are you?" The sparrow said, "I am an eagle." The raven wondered, "How come I've never seen an eagle as small as yours?" Sparrow sighed, alas~ You don't know, I've been xidu for three years. ”

"Haha, this sparrow is so funny, and it's an eagle." Han Yanran seemed to hear this joke for the first time, and began to laugh after Zhang Xiangyang finished speaking.

"I'm not done yet, so I'm going to be even funnier." Zhang Xiangyang said, "Then, the sparrow asked the crow again, what kind of bird are you?" The crow said, "I, I'm a phoenix!" Sparrow doesn't believe it, how come I've never seen such a black phoenix as you. The crow said, because I burn the boiler! ”

Han Yanran paused for a second, then began to burst into laughter. But as soon as she pulled like this, the back began to hurt again. Han Yanran quickly closed her mouth, trying to hold back her laughter. She hadn't heard the second half of this joke, but she didn't expect it to be like this.

Seeing that she was so happy, Zhang Xiangyang came to the end, so he continued to tell Han Yanran. "It's about an old man from the countryside who went to the city for the first time. He suddenly felt anxious to find the bathroom. He remembered what his son had said when he went into the city to find a toilet, he looked at the queue there, and basically there was a toilet. ”

Han Yanran had never heard this joke, so when Zhang Xiangyang told it, she listened very seriously.

He looked everywhere for a place to queue, and suddenly saw a movie theater in front of him, and there were people queuing. He hurried over, and when he arrived, the conductor said: 20 yuan per person. The old man thought that the toilet in this big city was so expensive, but he was too anxious, so he gave 20 yuan. ”

Speaking of this, Zhang Xiangyang paused, "By the end of the ticket check, half of it was torn off by the waiter." The old man was so angry, but the situation was urgent, and when he got inside, he saw that there were already many people sitting inside. He found a chair with a big hole and sat down, turned his head and asked the guy behind him, when will it start? The guy said that it would start as soon as the lights went out in a while. ”

"And then, and then?" Because there is no laughing point in the front, Han Yanran is especially looking forward to what happens later in the story. Usually such a story will make people laugh later.

"Don't worry." Zhang Xiangyang said, "It didn't take long for the lights to go out. The old man took off his pants and wanted to be as convenient as possible. The old man thought, this city people are really good at playing, so many people are convenient together, and they can also watch TV. As soon as the old man exerted himself, he was much more relaxed. He was about to wipe his butt with the half piece of paper, when he heard the young man behind him whisper to him, "Uncle Eh, your roasted sweet potato fell on my feet." ”

"Puff......" As soon as Zhang Xiangyang finished speaking, Han Yanran sprayed. Alas...... Oh my mom, can you please stop talking about this funny, it's funny to me. I couldn't help but want to laugh, but it hurt in the back when I laughed. ”

Roasted sweet potatoes fell on the foot...... As soon as she thought of this, Han Yanran laughed so hard that the back hurt and the front hurt. People nowadays are so talented that they can think of this kind of thing.

In the following time, Zhang Xiangyang kept telling jokes to Han Yanran. Most of the jokes were something Han Yanran had never heard, she didn't expect that there would be so many jokes in Zhang Xiangyang's head.

It wasn't until the sun had risen that Han Yanran felt a little sleepy. Unconsciously, listening to Zhang Xiangyang tell her a story, she fell asleep. When she woke up, Zhang Xiangyang had already left, and in front of her was Bai Yinan.

Seeing her wake up, Bai Yinan hurried over, "How do you feel?" Does it still hurt in the back? He looked at Han Yanran with a nervous expression.

I don't know why when she saw Bai Yinan, Han Yanran felt inexplicably safe. She nodded, "Hmm...... Hurt. Help me, I don't want to be in pain all the time, and I'm going crazy if I'm still in bed all the time! ”

"I can help you, but if you do it all at once, it will make Zhang Xiangyang and Su Miaomiao suspicious. It takes 100 days to hurt your muscles and bones, and you're only 2 days away? Seeing that Han Yanran was in such pain, Bai Yinan also wanted to help her, but he was afraid that the task would not succeed.

Han Yanran rolled her eyes, "Bai Yinan, I said you were an elm head!" Who told you to get it for me all at once! You just make it get better a little faster, and it doesn't hurt! ”

Sometimes, she doesn't want to stimulate Bai Yinan, but this guy has been making her stimulate him. She really doubted that if she didn't stimulate Bai Yinan one day, this guy would beg her to stimulate herself.

"Oh, I see!" Bai Yinan said as he turned his hand to conjure up a pill. He put the paper towel on the table, put the pill on the paper towel, and then went to boil water for Han Yanran.

It didn't take long for the water to boil, and he poured a cup and gave Han Yanran a cool blow. After the water was not so hot, he handed the cup and pills to Han Yanran.

Han Yanran put the pill into her mouth, and then drank a large glass of water with a clatter. She hates to eat these messy medicines from Bai Yinan the most, and she is dead from eating them. However, his medicine does work.

Not long after taking the medicine, Han Yanran felt that her back was no longer painful, and she was relieved. "Hu~ comfortable. You don't know, I couldn't sleep last night when it was really painful, but fortunately, Zhang Xiangyang kept telling me jokes and distracted me. ”

"Oh...... That's right. Bai Yinan's nature was not very good, so he responded lightly.

"Eh, bring me a magazine or a novel or something. Just lying here suffocates me! Han Yanran, who was on the hospital bed, sat up slowly and gave orders to Bai Yinan like a queen.

Bai Yinan didn't say anything, but he still fulfilled Han Yanran's wish. He pulled out a few of his latest magazines and a few newly published novels from his personal space.

The two of them spent the day so bored, without arguing as usual, and without much communication. Han Yanran wanted to stir up a topic several times, but was suppressed by Bai Yinan's words of unhappiness or sadness.

After a few times, Han Yanran felt a little uncomfortable. This girl's Bai Yinan took the wrong medicine, and he was unhappy early in the morning. Since you see that she is not happy, it is better not to come.

In the evening, Zhang Xiangyang and Su Miaomiao came to visit the sick with food, and they were both startled when they saw Han Yanran sitting up. Han Yanran said that she didn't feel any pain anymore, and the doctor asked her to sit down for a while.

This was originally a lie from Han Yanran, and Bai Yinan felt lame when he stopped in his ears. However, I didn't expect Zhang Xiangyang and Su Miaomiao to be really stupid and naïve, and they believed it at once.

The four of them sat in the ward for a while, just like last night, Bai Yinan drove Zhang Xiangyang's car and took Su Miaomiao back, and came over to change shifts the next day.

Such days lasted for about half a month before the doctor allowed Han Yanran to go home to recuperate. Originally, according to her injury, she would have to stay in the hospital for about a month and a half to two months.

However, Han Yanran's examination report surprised the doctor, and it was the first time he had seen someone who recovered so quickly. Han Yanran was now able to get out of bed and move slowly, so the doctor let her go.

In order to celebrate Han Yanran's discharge from the hospital so soon, Su Miaomiao bought a lot of meat, vegetables, meatballs and the like, and prepared to eat a hot pot or something together for the four of them.

Han Yanran secretly told Bai Yinan to let him buy beer, Bai Yinan originally refused, but Han Yanran carried out a series of cruel methods against him, so that Bai Yinan had no choice.

"Zhang Xiangyang, you go with me to buy beer, I can't hold it alone." As soon as Bai Yinan walked out of the door, he shouted inside to let Zhang Xiangyang go with him. Hmph, he is not here, so he can't let this and Han Yanran stay alone.

Zhang Xiangyang nodded, "Okay, I'll go get the things and wait for me." "I put down the action of brushing the pot and bowl in my hand, and rinsed my hand that was still foaming with dish soap. He went back to the room, got his wallet, mobile phone and car keys, and followed Bai Yinan to buy beer.

It didn't take long for all three of them to come back with their stuff. took out the hot pot and base ingredients that I bought before, and a few people began to eat the dishes. Looking at this harmonious picture, Han Yanran suddenly thought of an advertising slogan: On a cold winter night, hot pot and beer are more compatible.

Su Miaomiao's amount of alcohol is not very good, and she vomits after a few glasses. There was no way, Bai Yinan and Zhang Xiangyang had to get her back to her room and let her sleep well.

Next, Han Yanran and Bai Yinan took turns pouring Xiangyang's wine, wanting to get him drunk. And Zhang Xiangyang also did not refuse to come, and he drank it when he asked him, and he was not ambiguous at all.

After more than a dozen rounds like this, Zhang Xiangyang was defeated. Han Yanran looked at the sleeping Zhang Xiangyang lying on the table with satisfaction, she raised her chin at Bai Yinan, "Move him back to his room." ”

Bai Yinan didn't say anything, just did what Han Yanran said. After moving Zhang Xiangyang back to the room, Bai Yinan helped him take off his clothes and pants, leaving only a dark blue panties.

"Okay, you go to bed early, good night." Han Yanran said, and let Bai Yinan go out, and she also lay down next to Zhang Xiangyang. Cover the bodies of the two people with the quilt, "Help me turn off the lights." ”

What she said, Bai Yinan did it. He turned off the light in Zhang Xiangyang's room, and when he closed the door, he said to Han Yanran, "Good night, go to bed early." With that, he closed the door and went out.

Han Yanran straightened her hair, then closed her eyes. She had drunk a lot just now, and now she was sleepy. Not long after lying down, she fell asleep.