15. Tease the couple fifteen
When the audience and friends are still immersed in the cute pink bubbles of the two stupid (Huo Chen and Bao Zi) couple, the second shooting of "Life with You" is about to kick off. In fact, for actors or singers, their money is still relatively easy to come by, acting in a TV series or movie, holding a concert or releasing an album can make them thousands of dollars every day, and a lot of money will roll in. However, if you take off this layer of halo on celebrities and start from the most ordinary work, how far can celebrity couples go? Do they hate each other because they make too little money?
The three celebrity couples were assigned to three different cities to experience different professions.
Huo Chen and Bao Zi relied on a kind of excellent luck called foodie, and the job they chose was a roadside stall owner, one of the husband and wife was responsible for finger cakes, and the other was responsible for egg cakes. The other two groups of celebrity couples picked up jobs as taxi drivers and restaurant waiters respectively.
#感觉节目组是想整死养尊处优的大明星们(-_-). #
#但节目组辩解了......#
#他们说这明明是在体验人间疾苦. #
To the relief of all the guests, this time the shooting location was no longer in the ravine where there was no signal!! Among them, the most exciting is the mobile phone control - Bao Zi.
Bao Zi: The program team, you look like this, we can be good friends=v=.
However, what Bao Zi didn't expect was that there was a big traitor by his side.
Huo Chen, who regards mobile phones as the number one and is the only big rival, privately found the program team alone, and put forward his own views lightly and privately: "I think if you want to play, play bigger, everyone should not use mobile phones, mobile phones have brought a lot of convenience in modern society, you can take a picture of our situation without these convenient tools, so that the show will have more laughs." ”
The unprincipled program team suddenly felt that Huo Yingdi's proposal was very good, and it should be implemented immediately while the program was filmed not long ago.
Then, the guests' mobile phones were taken away.
Bao Zi: ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ
#节目组你怎么可以这样子. #
#节目组你这样做迟早是会失去我的 (*'へ*). #
#做人不要太无情太无理了. #
#给人方便, convenient with yourself. #
When collecting the mobile phone, the cameraman was attracted by Bao Zi's expression and immediately turned the camera to her - I saw Bao Zi from the beginning of reluctance to the last had to endure the pain.
After the mobile phone was put into a special plastic box by the director-
Bao Zi: Haji Ma QAQ [Erkang Hand].
Bao Er, who slowly accepted the reality, turned around and got into the arms of Huo Chen, who was standing behind him, and the height difference between the two made this picture very cute and loving.
Director & Crew –
#莫名其妙地又被秀了一脸血TAT. #
#但是这身高差......#
#真的是戳中了我们的萌点啊~#
However, when the bright-eyed director saw the corners of Huo Chen's slightly raised mouth, the director's eyes widened, and he looked at Huo Yingdi, who was obviously proud, bowed his head and gently comforted Bao Zi, who was sad about losing his mobile phone, in his arms, and then the corner of the director's mouth twitched-
#卧槽, Huo Yingdi, you scheming boy. #
#霍影帝我没有想到你是这样的一个影帝. #
#果然演技太棒. #
#居然把自己的妻子骗的团团转. #
#为了让包梓投怀送抱, Huo Yingdi, you are also a very hard TAT. #
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After skillfully transferring his - love rival - away, Huo Yingdi is in a great mood =v=--Hmm, the next five days of filming will definitely be very happy.
Fortunately, Bao Zi is a person who is easy to self-regulate, and after being sad for several hours, he is full of vitality again - after all, this work experience is related to food, and whenever a woman is sad, eating and shopping is the best way for them to get out of depression.
Although the above method of recuperation for a woman when she is sad is also very suitable for Bao Er, what really makes her get out of her depression is the happiness ( ̄▽ ̄) of the foodie when she encounters something to eat.
"Achen, you've missed a chance to test how much I like you."
"How?"
"With a person, the remaining power of the mobile phone is directly proportional to the liking for this person."
“………”
Cameraman: "........." seems to make sense, and I learned it.
After solving the problem with the mobile phone, the two stupid couples finally got to the point - preparing the roadside stall car, preparing the ingredients, and choosing the best place to do business.
Huo Chen originally wanted to buy two roadside stall cars, but was rejected by Bao Zi, who was a thrifty housekeeper: "First, buying a roadside stall car is a big expense, the program team is stingy, the money given to us is so little, we should spend the money on the blade." Second, the show was only recorded for five days, are you planning to take ownership of the roadside stall car? Are you planning to stop acting and concentrate on being a stall owner in the future? Third, in addition to being able to buy things, you can also rent things in the world, and if you only have five days, renting will obviously save money and maximize the economic benefits. ”
Huo Chen: "QAQ"
#脑婆, hello witty. #
#但你一定要这个样子吗? #
#你这样子会显得我好蠢. #
Cameraman: "........." originally thought that the couple were both second-hand, but now it seems that Mrs. Huo's IQ is much higher than that of Mr. Huo.
Next is the issue of ingredients -
Bao Zi: "As a senior foodie, I must be responsible for the broad masses of people who are the same as me, and the ingredients I buy must be clean and safe. ”
Huo Chen: "But, the roadside stall is junk food!" ”
Bao Zi: "........."
#脑公, you actually dismantled my serious pretending. #
"But we have to make sure that the finger cakes and egg cakes we make are clean, and we want to make others feel at ease. Therefore, the cost of ingredients should be willing to spend. ”
"I'll listen to you."
“=v=”
Finally, there is the question of choosing a place to do business, a rare tacit understanding between the couple - near a university town.
After analyzing the specific things to be operated, the couple dressed in a very simple way were ready to go their separate ways - one went to rent a car, and the other went to buy ingredients.
Before parting, Bao Zi told Huo Chen a thousand times: "You must remember to use your own charm to bargain hard, and save every penny you can." ”
Huo Chen: "You can't cut QAQ." ”
“………”
"My charm should only bloom on you (●°u°●)."
“………”
#这么严sù的时刻, you're trolling me again. #
………………
In the end, there was no way, Bao Erwu had to drag Huo Fool away, they didn't act separately, Bao Zi didn't worry about letting Huo Chen, who couldn't take care of himself, go around alone.
Huo Chen: =v=
#目的达到了, in a good mood. #
#参加这个综艺的目的就是为了秀恩爱. #
#分开了还怎么秀. #
The witty Huo Yingdi did not hesitate to sacrifice his image in exchange for time with Bao Er. That's right, he pretended that he couldn't do anything, he pretended that he was incompetent. In the end, after Bao Zi couldn't rest assured of him, he quietly showed a smug smile in front of the camera.
Cameraman: "........." I don't know what kind of reaction the audience will have. Anyway, he was already very numb from the show.
When renting a roadside stall car –
Bao Zi: "Boss, don't worry, when these two cars are returned, I will definitely make them brand new, you rent them to us, we will be responsible for them, and when the time comes, you can put one of these two cars at the door of the store, indicating the car used by the actor Huo Chen when he made finger cakes, I dare to guarantee the ticket, the future sales of your roadside stall car will definitely be able to circle the earth three times, so you see if the price rented to us can be cheaper." ”
Huo Chen: "........."
#脑婆, I really didn't expect you to have such a big ability to talk nonsense. #
But boss, is it really okay for you to be fooled like this? Yes, in the end, the kind-hearted boss gave the couple a friendship price - two roadside stall cars for five days for a total of 500 yuan.
Bao Zi:——
#人间处处有真情, there is true love everywhere in the world. #
#老板, you're such a nice guy. #
Huo Chen: Σ(-д-lll)
#真的是长知识了. #
………………
When buying ingredients –
Bao Zi: "Boss, you see that we have bought so much, we are also a big customer, and you will give us a little cheaper." ”
Boss: "........."
Bao Zi: "If you want to be cheaper, we will come to your house to buy it in the next few days." ”
Let's go it, let's go .........
Boss - pawn.
Bao Zi: "Why don't you wipe the odds." ”
The boss ——- born great and died a glorious death.
………………
Well, everything is in place, and now you just have to wait for three or four o'clock in the afternoon to go to the university town =v=.
But—
"Achen."
"Hmm."
"I seem to have forgotten something particularly important."
"What's the matter?"
"How to make finger cakes and egg cakes, Σ(-д-lll)?"
“………”Σ(-д-lll)。
Cameraman: "........." sincerely hopes that the later subtitle group will be subtitled like this - audience friends, please rest assured, the second stupid is still so stupid.