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Luo Yueniang raised her head and drank a glass of wine, slammed the wine glass on the table, and glared at the lazy Ren Xiaoyao viciously.

The beauty is thin and angry, and it is also a beautiful scenery, Ren Yao looked at the puffing Luo Yueniang, and couldn't help laughing.

Luo Yueniang spent half the night to persuade him to stay, and the conditions offered were varied, but Ren Xiaoyao refused to let go, and was determined to go down the mountain.

However, Ren Xiaoyao is the lifesaver of her and her brothers, with her clear temperament, it is impossible to keep Ren Xiaoyao by force, and Ren Xiaoyao is also sure of this, so she has been smiling, even if she doesn't agree, she is not afraid of her tantrum at all.

Scarface yawned and walked out of another room, sleepy-eyed and listless.

Luo Yueniang's willow eyebrows were raised, and she suddenly slapped the table vigorously, and shouted: "Scarface!" Get out of here! ”

Scar's face was furled, and when he saw Luo Yueniang staring at him with murderous eyes, he couldn't help but feel numb. Secretly reflected on what he did wrong yesterday, and he was caught by the master early in the morning.

Ren Xiaoyao persuaded with a smile: "Hey, don't be like this, the business is not lovely, you have to control your emotions......"

"Shut up the old lady!" Luo Yueniang scolded fiercely.

Seeing Scarface approaching tremblingly. Luo Yueniang pointed at Ren Xiaoyao and said angrily: "Did you see it?" You send him down the mountain. Then ask the old Li Tou, who is guarding the melon shed at the bottom of the mountain, to get him a horse and let him go back. ”

When Scarface heard that this was the case, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and smiled honestly. Full of promises.

Ren Xiaoyao was secretly happy when he heard this, and immediately stood up, hugged his fists at Luo Yueniang, and said loudly: "The master, Qingshan will not change." The green water flows for a long time, the sky is high and the road is far away, the mountains do not turn and the water turns, my jade-faced flying dragon bids farewell to the master today, and it will be a ...... tomorrow."

"! What a mess! Can you speak human language? Hurry up and get out! The old lady is annoyed when she sees you! Luo Yueniang waved her hand impatiently, blasting Ren Xiaoyao and Scarface out of the door like chasing flies.

Ren Xiaoyao secretly raised a middle finger at her dissatisfied, isn't this human words? The heroes in martial arts novels don't all say that, and the little ladies have a lot of problems. Come on, it's better to miss each other. Bye-bye!

The bandits hadn't gotten up yet, Ren Xiaoyao couldn't talk to them, so he didn't say goodbye to them, and when he just went out to leave, Scarface suddenly turned back to Luo Yueniang and said, "Uh...... Boss. There were so many things yesterday that I forgot to tell you......"

"If there's a fart, let it go!" Luo Yueniang didn't have a good airway.

"The day before yesterday, Brother Zhao Jun's child brought a message, saying that he would come up the mountain in a few days."

"Got it, get out!" Luo Yueniang said in a flat tone.

Ren Xiaoyao felt a pang in his heart when he heard this. Zhao Jun! That bastard who knocked Lao Tzu with a stick, and wanted to take my life? How many days is he going up the mountain?

He hadn't forgotten. He was knocked out of the city, kidnapped, and sent out of the city with a swagger, all of this must have been instigated by someone behind the scenes, only with this gang of bandits, they can't have such a lot of energy in the capital, so if you want to solve this mystery and find out the mastermind behind the scenes, Zhao Jun is the only clue.

After thinking about it, Ren Xiaoyao suddenly made up his mind, regardless of Scarface's urging, resolutely turned his head, returned to the house, sat next to Luo Yueniang, picked up the wine glass on the table and drank it all.

Luo Yueniang looked at him in amazement and said, "Why don't you leave?" ”

Ren Xiaoyao looked up to the sky and rolled his eyes, pinched his fingers and pretended to be a ghost, and only after a while did he speak mysteriously: "Poor Dao watched the sky at night, and found that the Halley's comet in the northwest corner was shining, pinched his fingers, and calculated that Guishan was afraid of a bloody disaster recently, this disaster is so fierce that it is rare to encounter it once in hundreds of years......"

"Bang!" Luo Yueniang listened impatiently, slapped the table violently, glared at Ren Xiaoyao fiercely with her big eyes, gritted her teeth and said, "Tell the old lady a human word!" ”

Ren Xiaoyao immediately wilted and said: "That is to say, your Qinglong Mountain is about to fall into blood luck recently......"

Luo Yueniang was furious: "You fucking have bad luck!" You don't want to live anymore, do you? The old lady will give you a ride! ”

Ren Xiaoyao sighed and said: "You kept me just now, I didn't agree, I won't leave now, and you want to send me again, do you think we are enemies in the previous life?" Hey, seriously, did you ever go to the job market in your last life? I think you're kind of familiar ......."

"What kind of bullshit talent market ......" Luo Yueniang paused, and then said with great joy: "What did you just say?" You're not leaving? Would you rather stay? ”

Ren Xiaoyao hurriedly said: "For the time being, just don't leave for the time being......

Luo Yueniang ignored him at all, and shouted at Scarface with a happy face: "Go, call all those eight lambs to the old lady, come and meet our second master......"

Ren Xiaoyao stopped with a bitter face: "Don't ...... Don't call me the second master, I listened to it in a panic, you still call me the jade-faced flying dragon......"

Scarface hesitated: "In charge, he ...... Can he be the second in charge? At the beginning, his identity on the mountain was a meat ticket......"

Ren Xiaoyao was unhappy when he heard this, and glared: "What's wrong with the meat ticket?" Meat tickets can't be the second master? Don't you allow meat tickets to be self-motivated? Tell you, the second leader is still seated! ”

In the open space of the bandit den in Qinglong Mountain, more than two hundred bandits stood neatly, the cold and biting mountain wind was blowing, and the bandits did not speak, just quietly looked at Luo Yueniang and Ren Xiaoyao, who were standing in the front and facing them.

Ren Xiaoyao sighed, he felt as if he had done something wrong again.

I don't know which nerve is on the wrong line in the morning, and suddenly decided to stay, it's okay to stay, and I was excited by Scarface's words, and I agreed to be their second master, and he regretted it as soon as he said it.

Putting aside his status as an official and a knight, Ren Xiaoyao felt that the profession of a bandit was not very suitable for him. This is related to the principle of life that he has always adhered to.

Ren Xiaoyao is not a noble person, he admits this, he does some things on weekdays to steal chickens and dogs, play tricks, and cheat, these are all within the acceptable range of him, he feels that this is a survival skill and should be carried forward.

But being a bandit is completely out of his nature. It is the most typical bandit style, a sentence of "if you want to live from here, leave to buy money" is also the most direct description of the nature of the bandit's work, what is any arbitrary law does not need to be considered, surrounded by robbery, there is only a conscience of robbery, there is no conscience of wealth to live, there is no conscience of wealth, there is no after-sales service, there is no repeat customer, Whoever catches it is unlucky. In general, the profession of bandits is full of blood, violence, and the law of the jungle, which is very much in line with the laws of nature.

The problem is that Ren Xiaoyao feels that he is not a bandit at all, let alone be their second master, can a person who is scared to run away at the slightest wind and grass be a bandit? It's not enough to be a thief, right?

But now it's too late to regret it, with Luo Yueniang's temperament, what she says must be done. The same goes for what others say, if you can't do it, she'll help you do it with a violent wayhead.

People can't stand without faith, this is the sentence she believes in the most, in Ren Xiaoyao's view. This is really the biggest bad habit. Nature is full of deceptions and traps. Why should human beings, the Lord of all things, keep their word? It's just faulty!

"Well, in charge, I'll discuss it with you again, and I'll be your military advisor. I really can't be the second master, I won't tell you, if I start to do it, I will definitely be the first to escape, and it is not appropriate to mess up the army's morale at that time...... Hehe. "While Luo Yueniang has not yet announced this decision. Ren Xiaoyao made every last effort to try to convince her.

"No way!" Luo Yueniang refused stiffly: "What the old lady said, it is a pit when it is smashed on the ground, how can you say that it will be changed?" ”

Look, there's something wrong with this woman, what age is it, how much is a pound of credit?

Without waiting for Ren Yao to say anything, Luo Yueniang said loudly to the bandits: "You eight lambs are all listening to the old lady!" From this day forward, this ...... Ren Xiaowu brothers. It's your second master! ”

As soon as these words came out, the bandits began to talk about it, and one by one, they looked at Ren Xiao with shock, anger or disdain.

Things have come to this point, and Ren Xiaoyao can't help it. Facing the complicated gaze of the bandits, Ren Xiaoyao had no choice but to pretend to smile calmly.

The bandits' discussions became louder and louder, and Luo Yueniang frowned when she saw this and shouted: "Shut up the old lady!" ”

Luo Yueniang quelled Sun Wang's rebellion and killed three masterminds. Broken the fingers of more than a hundred bandits, and this is the time when prestige is at its peak. When the bandits heard this, they immediately stopped talking. just looked at Ren Xiaoyao's eyes, but they were all unconvinced.

Ren Xiaoyao innocently spread his hands, I can't help if you don't accept it, let alone you, even I don't accept myself, I was driven to the shelf, and I have an opinion to talk to you about it.

Those who had an opinion immediately stood up.

"In charge, I'm not convinced!" A middle-aged man stood out from the crowd, his physique was not large, but his body smelled of being capable and sophisticated.

"Go back! The old lady hasn't finished talking yet! Luo Yueniang didn't even look at him, and scolded coldly.

Hu Laosan walked out with a high-spirited attitude under the expectant eyes of the bandits, but before he could start making trouble, he was bombarded back by Luo Yueniang's words, and couldn't help but be a little stupid, and glared at Ren Xiaoyao unwillingly.

Luo Yueniang's phoenix eyes swept the bandits majestically, and said in a deep voice: "Ren Xiaowu, the second master, is a bit special, everyone can also see that he doesn't know martial arts, when we do business, he doesn't need to go into battle in person, on weekdays, he only needs to be responsible for our brothers' stepping on the plate, formulating plans and routes, and related aftermaths, in short, the things that need to be used in the brain, will be handed over to him to do......"

"In charge, I, Hu Laosan, am even more unconvinced! How can we be our second master without even martial arts? Hu Laosan once again stepped out of the crowd and objected loudly.

The bandits coaxed one after another, echoing Hu Laosan's words.

It can be seen that this Hu Laosan is a thorn.

"Hu Laosan, you have a long face, right? Are there any rules? The old lady didn't finish speaking, you jumped out and interjected several times, what do you mean? Luo Yueniang's face was gloomy, and there was a sense of mountain rain coming.

Hu Laosan's body trembled obviously, and he took a few steps back with a frightened expression, and hung his head silently.

Ren Xiaoyao couldn't bear it, and smiled at Luo Yueniang: "If you are in charge, let him talk about it, don't let the brothers say that we have no human rights in Qinglong Mountain......"

Saying that, Ren Xiaoyao smiled at Hu Laosan in a friendly way, and the way to control the next is to combine grace and power, one pretends to be black-faced, and the other pretends to have a red face, which is a common thing. Young Master Ren has always advocated convincing people with virtue, and at this time, he happened to sell his favor to Hu Laosan, the thorny man.

Who knew that Hu Laosan didn't appreciate it at all, and raised his head and glared at Ren Xiaoyao, his eyes were full of hostility.

Luo Yueniang's face softened, and she snorted: "Hu Laosan, for the sake of the face of the second master, if you have any, hurry up!" ”

Hu Laosan raised his head suddenly, and said proudly: "Boss, I, Hu Laosan, am not an unruly person, what do you command, I will go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, and I will never say anything!" But let this little white face be our second leader, I, Hu Laosan, will be the first to disagree! ”

"Little white face?" Ren Xiaoyao was overjoyed when he heard this, and asked happily: "You say I'm a little white face?" ”

Hu Laosan's eyes widened, and he said violently: "It's Lao Tzu who said it!" How? Is it wrong? ”

"Yes, that's right...... Hehe, you're right. Ren Xiaoyao was praised and smiled, his face was full of spring, and his hands unconsciously gently stroked his handsome face, his movements were gentle, and he looked like he cherished his handsome appearance. After a while, Ren Xiaoyao's face suddenly turned red, and then he lowered his head, not knowing what he was ashamed of.

Everyone was chilled when they saw it, and even Luo Yueniang frowned. Pretty face twisted to the other side. It seems that he doesn't want to see Ren Xiaoyao's obscene and disgusting appearance anymore.

Hu Laosanqiang resisted the urge to beat Ren Yao, paused, and continued: "In charge, since you ordered this little white ...... Ahem. This person is our second master, presumably he has something extraordinary, no matter what, we have to let him show his hand in front of our brothers, so that we can be convinced! ”

"That's right! Let this kid show his hand. Let's be convinced! The bandits roared in unison, whistles, and the sound of inverted colors.

Luo Yueniang's phoenix eyes froze, her pretty eyes burst out with murderous aura, and when she was about to make an example of killing a hundred people to control the scene, Ren Xiaoyao stretched out her hand to stop with a smile, and then smiled at the bandits: "Show your hand, right?" That's fine. I'll open the eyes of you guys who have never seen the world! ”

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As he spoke, Ren Xiaoyao sneered in his heart, wanting to see Lao Tzu's jokes? Dream! Lao Tzu has lived for two lifetimes, not to mention anything else, on using his brain. Which of you bastards with an IQ below 70 is my opponent? I'll make a few quick brain teasers, and you'll all be dumbfounded.

With his mind decided, he walked to the clearing.

Luo Yueniang grabbed Ren Xiaoyao, frowned and said softly, "Are you okay?" It's no joke......"

Ren Xiaoyao waved his hand. With a confident look, he smiled proudly: "This group of local chickens and dogs." I haven't seen it yet, don't worry! I can handle it! ”

Luo Yueniang let go of her hand, looked at Ren Xiaoyao's expression a little strange, and muttered in a low voice: "I can't see that you are hiding a deep ......."

The words were very quiet, Ren Xiaoyao didn't hear it at all, at this moment he was like a proud rooster, swaggering, coquettish standing in the middle of the clearing, sweeping his eyes, holding his hands to the wind, with a handful young chivalrous demeanor, and said proudly: "Which of you will teach?" ”

Seeing the hesitant look of the bandits, Ren Xiaoyao couldn't help sneering in his heart, Lao Tzu is not embarrassed for you, you can't answer the simplest question, Xiao Ming's mother gave birth to three children, the eldest is called Dasha, the second is called the second fool, and the third is called? With the intelligence of you fools, it is estimated that all of them will be called three fools......

Seeing that Ren Xiaoyao was so confident, the bandits looked at each other in surprise, this kid is so calm, could it be that he really has real skills, and he has been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger before?

Hu Laosan looked left and right, and when he saw that everyone didn't dare to step forward, he couldn't help gritting his teeth fiercely and shouted: "I'm coming!" ”

With that, he walked alone to the middle of the clearing, facing Ren Xiaoyao at a distance of about a zhang.

Everyone immediately retreated with interest, and made a few feet of open space for the two people in the venue.

Hu Laosan and Ren Xiaoyao glanced at each other, and the two saw admiration in their eyes on Ren, Ren Xiaoyao respected him as a man, in front of so many people, he dared to question the decision of the master, if this person was put in the court, he was also a famous loyal minister, a minister.

Hu Laosan has the courage to be free, knowing that he can't do it, throughout the ages, such a tragic person is really rare, and he has won Hu Laosan's admiration with his courage alone.

The two looked at each other for a while, and suddenly smiled at the same time, and then the two of them hugged their fists and said in unison: "Please!" ”

Shi Li has been finished, Ren Xiaoyao with his hands behind his back, standing proudly, his graceful appearance is like a good son of the world, and the demeanor of the jade tree in the wind can be described as a popular ignorant beautiful girl.

Ren Xiaoyao faced Hu Laosan, coughed clearly, and said loudly: "Listen, the first question, Xiao Ming's mother ......"

As soon as the words began, Ren Xiaoyao found that Hu Laosan's body suddenly retreated, and he took a lunge, then stretched out his right fist, and protected his heart with his left fist, posing a set of Shaolin Luohan boxing starting style.

Ren Xiaoyao suddenly felt that something was wrong, what did Hu Laosan mean? Do you want to do it with me? But...... I didn't promise to do anything with him! I just want to beat him intellectually......

After thinking about it for a while, it seems that it was not clear in advance, and everyone is shouting and showing their hands, did they understand something wrong?

Before he could think about it, Ren Xiaoyao jumped back in fright, and stammered with a pale face: "You...... You...... What are you doing? The gentleman doesn't ...... his words."

Hu Laosan laughed fiercely, without saying a word, he bullied himself, rushed to Ren Xiaoyao, and hit his right fist directly. Straight to the door of Ren Yao.

Ren Xiaoyao let out a strange scream, and his body squatted on the ground very quickly, which was able to avoid Hu Laosan's sharp move.

Hu Laosan was shocked, and then said with a solemn face: "There are not many people who can avoid my punch, and I can't see that you still have a little ......."

Ren Xiaoyao was so frightened that his hands swung sharply. Repeatedly: "Misunderstanding." Misunderstanding, let's stop for a moment and have something to say......"

Hu Laosan's skills are above average in the bandits' den, and the bandits can avoid Hu Laosan's nirvana when they see that Ren Xiaoyao is still free. They cheered loudly, praising Ren Xiaoyao's agility, Luo Yueniang's eyes were smiling, obviously she also praised Ren Xiaoyao's performance. Everyone is already looking forward to continuing to enjoy this rare battle of the dragon.

Hu Laosan smiled and said: "What misunderstanding, let's talk about it after fighting!" Look at the tricks again! ”

Said a trick "Twin Peaks Piercing the Ear". With both fists carrying the whirring fist wind, he struck straight towards Ren Xiaoyao.

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Finished! I can't explain this! Ren Xiaoyao felt a little bitter in his heart. Seeing that Hu Laosan's fist was very urgent, and there was a murderous aura hidden in the fierceness, Ren Xiaoyao couldn't help screaming under the expectant gaze of everyone, and finally lived up to expectations...... Hugging the head of the rat.

The bandits were originally happy to coax loudly, eager to appreciate the fight between Ren Xiaoyao and Hu Laosan, but they didn't think that after Ren Xiaoyao avoided a move, they turned around and ran. This sudden change made the more than 200 bandits present stunned. There was silence outside the field, and everyone looked at Ren Xiaoyao with his hands on his head, running and jumping, and his mouth kept saying "Oh! Oh! Yes! Wow! Strange screams.

Hu Laosan also froze for a moment, and saw Ren Xiaoyao holding his head and screaming in circles all over the field. Hu Laosan's face couldn't help but show a little realization, so he smiled coldly and said, "Hmph, the art of fighting is right?" I'm not afraid of you! ”

After speaking, Hu Laosan put away his fist. pulled his legs and chased after Ren Xiaoyao.

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Ren Xiaoyao wiped his tears while running, how many times? How many times? How many times have you escaped? Why is Lao Tzu's life so bitter! If you had known that the "show your hand" in the mouths of this group of bastards turned out to be a martial arts competition. Lao Tzu said that he wouldn't play! This group of guys who don't seek to be motivated, are rude and unliterate, and only know how to dance knives and guns all day long, have killed Lao Tzu! The bandits' den is full of murderous intentions, it is not a place to stay for a long time, as long as you escape this time, Lao Tzu will have to go down the mountain for everything! It doesn't work for me to make beauty tricks!

His eyes inadvertently glanced back, and saw that Hu Laosan had already caught up, Ren Xiaoyao was so frightened that his soul flew away, and the meaningless strange scream in his mouth turned into a terrible shout: "Help!" Kill! Hurry up and report to the official! ”

Everyone from Ren Xiaoyao's gorgeous appearance, to avoiding Hu Laosan's coquettish moves, and then to the last embarrassed head hugging rat scurry, everyone was stunned by this sharp turn, the situation of bright and dark flowers, no one spoke in the open field, they opened their mouths wide, staring straight at the chase between Ren Xiaoyao and Hu Laosan, but for a while I didn't know whether Ren Xiaoyao's behavior was true or false.

Although Ren Xiaoyao's fist and foot kung fu is not good, but the leg and foot kung fu of escaping has been practiced very solidly, Hu Laosan turned around several times, and even the corners of Ren Xiaoyao's clothes were not touched, he couldn't help but be furious, roared, and used his strength to eat, accelerated his speed, and struggled to chase after Ren Xiaoyao. (To be continued.) )