24. Why don't you go to heaven (2)
Chapter 24: Why Don't You Go to Heaven (2)
Two days later, the envoys of Qi arrived in the imperial capital.
Prime Minister Gu Yanzhi, who has always been more diligent in going to the court than him in the toilet, is the last one to enter the court today.
It was eye-catching enough to be late, but he was born with an excellent stature and was tall. As soon as he entered the temple, everyone saluted him.
He was dressed in a decent black shirt, his spirit was calm, solemn as the wind under a bamboo, tall and gentle.
He looked ahead, walked slowly until he stopped, he looked at Xi Yu on the high position, and his eyes seemed to be quenched.
Gu Yan stood there, giving people a sense of elegance and charm.
People are more dead than people, and the ministers can't help but sigh one after another.
Handsome, handsome is dead! looks as handsome, and is above 10,000 people under one person, God is his own father, right?
The Gu Yanzhi that Xi Yu saw through the nine crowns hanging bead curtains was completely different from the ministers, she only felt that standing at the head of the ministers, he was full of a strong smell of Sven scum and well-dressed beasts.
This bastard didn't know what was crazy in the past two days, and he actually asked her to copy the thick book of female virtues by the emperor ten times!
Her hands are still sore! It's a shame that she has no time to flirt with the beauty national teacher in the past two days.
The two looked at each other, sparks and lightning all the way, Xi Yu was immediately defeated, and the aura was too powerful.
Although her porcelain white delicate little face was hidden behind the crown, which made people not look very real, he did not miss her unwilling pouting appearance. A subtle smile crossed the corner of his mouth, and his eyes looked at her unscrupulously, and she couldn't sit still comfortably when she looked at her.
Again! The ministers turned their heads silently, who could stand the two of them frowning at each other every day and abusing the single dog to death.
Show Eun's love dies fast!
At this time, Xiao Xizi, who was Xi Yu's exclusive eunuch, shouted: "The envoy of Qi has arrived!" ”
Then a man with a ribbon at his waist, a Qingyun crown on his head, and an elegant scarlet official robe walked with three servants, walking step by step.
He bent down and bowed his hands, and his wide-sleeved robe covered his face, "I am Pei Zheng, the envoy of Qi State, to pay homage to Emperor Daliang!" ”
Xi Yu raised his hand with a rigorous posture, "No courtesy, I don't know why the Qi State sent an envoy to Daliang?" ”
Pei Zheng put down his wide sleeved robe, raised a picturesque face, he lifted the corners of his lips, and showed infinite grace with every movement, "Your Majesty, I am here to present rare treasures to our emperor, and I hope that the two countries will never live together peacefully without war." ”
I don't know why, Xi Yu, who used to be soft as long as she saw a beautiful man's legs, was not tempted by Pei Zheng's beauty/temptation this time, maybe her mood is different, after all, she is also a person with a 'family', when she thinks of the beauty of the national teacher, her heart ripples again, and she really wants to see him
Seeing that she looked at the messenger's face and eyes, Gu Yanzhi frowned unhappily, that person looked like a thief and a rat is not a good thing at first glance, and what is good about that cold pimple national teacher, her aesthetics are really not ordinary!
Pei Zheng kept that posture indifferently and waited for Xi Yu to reply, in fact, he was embarrassed to death now, on the one hand, he was being looked at by the empress on the high seat, and on the other hand, he had to bear the fierce gaze of the ministers, and the man in black who stood in the first row with an extraordinary bearing stared at him with a cannibalistic look.
Looking at the clothes and hair crown he wears, he looks like the head of a hundred officials and the prime minister.
Mamma Mia, Da Liang is so scary, he really wants to go home!
Finally, Pei Zheng couldn't stand Gu Yanzhi's terrifying eyes, and he said again, "Your Majesty"
Xi Yu came back to her senses from the beautiful reverie, she straightened up, made the posture that an emperor should have, and said, "Ah, what rare treasures? Present it to me. ”
"Yes." Pei Zheng breathed a sigh of relief, he took a round animal with black and white fur and two big black circles from the arms of the servant who followed behind him and handed it to Xiao Xizi, who handed it to Xi Yu.
Holding this piece of meat and fluffy animal, Xi Yu felt that her heart was about to melt, it was so cute, she stroked its soft fur, and the little guy whimpered, she couldn't help but smile.
The little guy was so funny that she praised her again and again, "It's so cute, I've never seen this animal before, it's so funny." ”
Pei Zheng smiled faintly on his elegant handsome face, and everyone couldn't help but sigh lightly.
"Your Majesty likes it, this baby is the only animal in the Central Plains, and it was accidentally obtained by our emperor, named Giant Panda."
Xi Yu smiled even more happily, "It turned out to be called a giant panda, and the name is also very cute, so how old is it this year?" ”
Pei Zheng replied: "The giant panda in your hand is still young, there are only two giant pandas in the Central Plains, and the other female panda was adopted by our emperor, you are only a male." Its favorite food is the sub, and "
Her body suddenly tore like a pain, she frowned, interrupting his talking, she asked word by word: "You said that this giant panda in my hand is male?" ”
Pei Zheng paused for a moment and replied, "Yes, is there anything wrong with Your Majesty?" ”
"Damn!" Xi Yu's expression changed greatly, her little face became pale, sweat was like rain, she hurriedly threw the hot potato in her hand to Xiao Xizi, stood up suddenly, pulled her legs and ran, and ran to her dormitory in a hurry.
"Majesty!" Shen Yan and Fu Weiren both followed, and they both sensed that something was wrong.
There was a mess in the hall, and the civil and military officials didn't know what Xi Yu was making trouble about, leaving the envoys of other countries behind, this was not a trivial matter, and they suddenly turned around like ants on a hot pot. The party of foreign relatives is eager to get as chaotic as possible, and they continue to add fuel and vinegar to fan the flames, making the situation even more unfavorable.
Pei Zheng's face was very ugly.
Gu Yan glanced at the direction in which Xi Yu disappeared, he couldn't believe that his current mood was actually more worried about her than angry, her face just now was very wrong, couldn't it be that she was uncomfortable? He raised his feet a few times, wanting to catch up and take a look, but now the situation in the court is more tense, and he must stay and preside over the overall situation.
The woman who doesn't make people worry!
Gu Yanzhi stood up the steps, waved his hand slightly, and the audience fell silent, and he said solemnly: "The emperor's body is suddenly unwell, all the ministers go back first, retreat from the court!" ”
He covered his feelings and walked up to Pei Zheng, who was pale, and his idle smile froze in his eyes, "Can Master Pei take a step to speak?" ”
The body is like being run over by countless carriages, the pain is unbearable, this feeling she is familiar with can not be more familiar, no wonder she always feels weird when she holds the giant panda, how can no one tell her that she can't even touch the male animal!
Running all the way to the dormitory, she turned into a snow-white cat as soon as she closed the door.
I don't know if she ran away suddenly, the messenger will not die and be angry, she really can't help herself, who told him to bring the baby is male!
She can't do anything after becoming a cat, so why not go to the beauty national teacher?
Shen Yan and Fu Weiren, who came later, only saw the bright yellow dragon robe, snow-white underwear and white obscene pants scattered on the ground.
Both of their faces turned red unexpectedly.
Passing through the cloud-like apricot blossom forest, I saw that at the end, under the green shade, sat a simple and simple but endlessly elegant cabin, all of which were so beautiful, except for the white cat whose whole body hung upside down on the wooden window to describe it as extremely obscene.
In the house, there is a person holding a pen to paint, he is dressed in white, his sleeves are like snow, and his waist-length ink hair is not tied or tied, and it is slightly fluttering.
The hollowed-out carved window lattices shine into the speckled sunlight, quiet and beautiful.
Xi Yu peeked in through the window from time to time, as long as she thought that such a beautiful man belonged to her, her happiness was about to overflow. She had already broken in, and now she twisted it somehow, obviously sure that he liked herself, but she was too shy to say it, and it made people laugh.
It was the first time for her to be so embarrassed with a skin thicker than the city wall, in short, she was embarrassed, tangled to death, and just as she was about to leave, Wen Renyi's faint voice came from the house.
"I've already come, and what are you doing outside?"
was found again, Xi Yu entered through the door awkwardly, she stood in front of the bookcase in an orderly manner, and she didn't dare to look up at his face at all.
"Well, I just miss you, I want to see you and leave, I don't want to disturb your painting."
He didn't raise his eyes, only a soft "um".
Wen Renyi knew that she was hiding outside the window to peek at her, how long she watched, how long he was nervous, he didn't dare to move at all, the hand holding the pen was already soaked with sweat, but despite this, his face was still cold and indifferent, as if he was outside the mortal world.
This cowardly girl's posture is not like her at all, and the beauty national teacher has few words, no! She's going to be shy again, and it's time for the beauty to run away.
She plucked up her courage, raised her head to look at him, and asked a question that had been lingering in her heart for a long time: "National teacher, did you have to be responsible for me when you kissed me that night?" ”
No matter who it is, he will laugh out loud in the face of a cat that makes him responsible, Wen Renyi is no exception, his pen hand paused, a faint smile gathered in his eyes, and he teased him for ten thousand years, "That night it was you who first Weichen and returned it out of politeness." ”
Xi Yu was amused when he heard it, "Then I'll be responsible for you, you abrasive little goblin!" ”
When he heard her say that, his eyes moved, stared into her eyes, and said for a long time: "Weichen is not a goblin, nor is he abrasive. ”
"Poof!" Xi Yu's tears of laughter were about to fall, "I'm joking, if you're serious, you'll lose!" ”
She paused, and suddenly said seriously: "Can I call you Xiaoyi?" ”
Wen Renyi was stunned for a moment, and then bowed his head slightly, "Yes." ”
has known him for 20 years, and she knows that he is acquiescing in the relationship between them, since the beauty is not broken, and she wants to be hazy and beautiful, then she will rely on him.
Xi Yu continued to inch in, "For the sake of fairness, then you also call me Xiaoyu, don't call yourself Weichen or anything, don't use honorifics to me." ”
He hesitated, "But there is a difference between the monarch and the minister."
She jumped on the table and pressed her paw to his lips, "Who said we were just kings and ministers?" Yes, Xiao Yi! ”
"Hmm." Resting the pen on the inkstone, his eyebrows and eyes were calm, and he couldn't say whether he was happy or angry.
This is an indirect acknowledgment of their relationship, right? Xi Yu wanted to jump up and cheer happily now, but because of the little reserve left, she held back her mood and wanted to pounce on him, but found that her paws were still restlessly touching his lips!
The slightly cool and soft touch made her feel ape again, ah, yes! Isn't this atmosphere just right now for a love kiss?
Thinking that she was shameless, she closed her eyes and pouted, waiting for his kiss to fall. However, after waiting for a long time without waiting for a sweet kiss, Xi Yu opened his eyes dissatisfied, only to see Wen Renyi looking at him with a stunned face.
He was embarrassed, "You're a cat now"
Xi Yu, who was red-faced, was ashamed and indignant, begging for a kiss, she was now eager to find an exit to make herself not so in, her eyes touched the paper he had just painted, and she grabbed the painting and ran to the door, she turned back to him and said proudly:
"You chase me, if you chase me, I'll let you hehehehe"
As everyone knows, she made such a fuss, and she even threw her face out of the clouds.
For such a naturally dirty her, Wen Renyi chased after her helplessly, knowing what the ending was, he still couldn't control his feelings
He didn't want to be a shrunken turtle anymore, maybe there would really be a turnaround, he really couldn't do nothing and let the two of them be together.
After dealing with the troublesome matter, Gu Yanzhi didn't even have time to drink saliva and ran to her dormitory, but only saw the three dog's legs with a frightened face, the clothes that fell all over the ground and the white obscene pants.
He quietly picked up the clothes one by one, whether intentionally or not, he first stuffed the white nackel pocket of his pants into the other clothes, and only after making sure that others could not see them, did he slowly pick up the other clothes.
After packing up, his tepid eyes just gently swept over the three dogs' legs, and Xiao Xizi and Shen Yan immediately knelt down.
"Cheng, the Prime Minister is angry!"
Gu Yanzhi sat on the Taishi chair, he didn't speak, only the slender and white fingers gently buckled the table for a while, every time he knocked, Xiao Xizi and Shen Yan's hearts felt like they had experienced a torture.
The two of them knelt on the ground and trembled, for fear that he would suddenly get angry and kill them, only Fu Weiren stood aside like a nobody, not affected by Gu Yanzhi's obscenity at all.
Xiao Xizi and Shen Yan knew very well that he was waiting for them to explain honestly, they thought about it for a while, and said with a hard head:
"If we say that His Majesty was abducted by aliens, would you believe it?"
He lifted his eyelids lightly and glanced at Fu Weiren, who was paralyzed, and said softly: "You come." ”
Fu Weiren replied with a wooden face: "The shameless majesty should go to the fishing national teacher." ”
After Gu Yanzhi was silent for a long time, he didn't say anything, and walked away with his feet expressionless.
Xiao Xizi touched her chin worriedly, "It's strange, the prime minister didn't get angry, it's not like him." ”
Shen Yan slapped it over, "I'm so blind, why don't you come and burn some yellow paper for Your Majesty!" ”
Even Xi Yu herself felt strange, this time she ran away suddenly, Gu Yanzhi actually didn't tear her apart, which is incredible.
She continued to hold such doubts until the next morning, and then the court disappeared, because her dear northern nose beauty national teacher actually came to the court!
It has been thirty years since he became a national teacher, and even when her father was in power, Wen Renyi did not even come to the early dynasty.
The power of love is really great!