85. Another small public act outside the 61st century
61 Wai 2
After returning home with the terrifying report, Shen's mother called Shen Junmin back from the company as soon as possible, and pulled her into the study without saying a word.
Shen Junmin, who was a little painful, muttered while rubbing his wrist that was a little red: "What are you doing in such a hurry, it's all red!"
Thinking of the report, Shen's mother didn't have a good face to show her, and threw the two reports "snapped" in front of her, and sarcastically said angrily: "It's not in a hurry, and it's not in a hurry to see what I've done." ”
This sarcasm was simply inexplicable, Shen Junmin couldn't stand it and secretly rolled his eyes, and then picked up the report she threw over and opened it to look at it.
She knew so many words apart, but when they were put together, the result was too "surprising" for her!
Throwing away her so-called paternity test report, she didn't read the rest anymore, and stared at Shen's mother with dead fish eyes: "Doll, if you're bored, go square dancing, is it fun to tease me with these things." ”
"Do you need this kind of report to amuse? You're underestimating me too much! This report is all true, and there is a copy of your brother and this child, you are here to talk to me after reading Yun Hao, I am waiting for your explanation. ”
Shen Junmin couldn't stand it and opened Zheng Yunhao's report again, she thought that this report was just a change of name like her, but what the hell was the result at the bottom!
[Zheng Yunhao and Shen Yuanxi are not paternally related]
Obviously, her report just now was-
[Shen Junmin and Shen Yuanxi are parent-child relationship]
Closing the report, Shen Junmin clapped his hands and applauded: "Mom, your routine is too deep, I can't get out when I walk in~~ I can't play with you." ”
Shen's mother ignored her, sat on the sofa with a cold face and crossed her legs and watched her be silent, with a feeling of "I'll just watch you pretend to be forced quietly".
"Seriously, mom, go square dancing! Don't toss this thing, this is seen by Yun Hao, and the family will change +_+"
"You also said that the family will change, so when did you give birth to a child behind all of us."
"How do you carry this on your back!! Do you see when my belly has ever gotten bigger? You don't know about my period! Ah······h It's crazy! Shen Junmin hurriedly circled around the study, but she still didn't make this baby who had been identified as having a parent-child relationship with her.
After dinner in the evening, when it was time to watch the eight o'clock stall, Shen Junmin carried a white, tender and fragrant little bun to observe carefully.
"Where the hell are you from? Because your family and my family are going to be broken······" Shen Junmin couldn't sleep well in the past two days, and often got up in the middle of the night and sat in the living room in a daze.
The little baby tilted her head and smiled, usually Shen Junmin would feel cute, but now it seems that she is so badly beaten, she is worried about this, and she weighed two pounds in the morning. On the other hand, this cub is good, it should be eaten and slept, and it is heavier than when he first came to hold it.
"Tut-tut, saliva is dripping out······"
"Hemp~~"
"I'm not your doll !!"
"Gurgling ······" The little baby is lying on the bed and spits bubbles and plays, and he doesn't know where it is so funny, and he is silly and happy.
"Mom!"
While thinking about it, there was suddenly an extra pair of hands around her waist, and the little woman who was already weak was about to pee, and her hand shook and almost threw the little baby to the ground.
"It's me." Zheng Yunhao hugged Xiaoman's waist and buried it in his neck socket and took a few deep breaths, "What are you talking to yourself?" ”
The weak-hearted ghost hugged the little baby tightly, and his little face was squeezed into three petals because of the pressure, "I'm talking about when Won-hee will be able to find his parents······"
"I really can't find it, we adopted it, this is also fate~~"
"Let's look for it!" really adopted, and after twenty years, I suddenly found out that this baby was her daughter, which is even more inexplicable, Nima! Who the hell is playing tricks on her like this, it's really a dog!
"You haven't dressed Won-hee yet!!" The little baby, who has always been bare-assed, reached out and scratched his little belly as if he should be with Zheng Yunhao's words.
"Forgot ······"
When dressing Xiao Yuanxi, both of them heard some strange noises, and Jung Yun-ho patted her on the back and listened to the door for a while before opening the door and walking out.
Turning the hallway, he saw two men and women with large bags and small bags in the living room, who were packing up with their backs to him, and there were gift boxes scattered on the floor.
"How did you get in?"
"It's not the first time, what's so strange, this is for hope~~" The woman with her back to him pulled out a big box and threw it into the man's hand, and the man who had not spoken took the box and turned around, the face was ······
Jung Yoon-ho wants to scream, isn't that Eric? For Sen Mo's meeting in the middle of the night and a woman magically appeared at his house?
"Brother, you ······" Jung Yun-ho didn't know where to start, he wanted to ask everything, and he was struggling with which one to ask first.
Eric still had the same paralyzed face, and after stuffing the box into Zheng Yunhao's arms, the two brothers patted him on the shoulder, "I was in a hurry to leave that morning, and when I saw that you were still sleeping, I threw the scum directly on the side of your bed, is she still good?" ”
Holding the baby and waiting in the bedroom for a long time without waiting for anyone, Shen Junmin was a little anxious, so he went out with the baby, just heard Eric speak, and subconsciously asked: "Who is the scum?" ”
The woman who had been turning her back to everyone complained while looking back: "Big baby, you have written too many tunes and your head is broken?" Didn't you take this name? ”
The moment he saw the woman's face, Zheng Yunhao and Shen Junmin acted surprisingly consistently, knocking on their heads and whispering, "I definitely haven't woken up yet, this can't be ······" With that, he went to the bedroom.
The little baby saw that his parents were excited and shouted "Ba~", "Ma~", but it was useless, so he could only lie on Shen Junmin's shoulder and watch his parents drift away from him.
Eric and the woman stood in place in a daze, watching their baby and the two goods disappear into the aisle, and when the door closed, the woman turned Eric by an elbow: "What's wrong with your sister and your brother-in-law?" ”
As soon as this title came out, Eric's face darkened for the most part, and he picked up the gift box that fell on the ground and threw it into her arms, "That's your sister and your brother-in-law, I will definitely not shout!! ”
The more this happened, the more the woman made trouble with him, and dragged his arm unrelentingly and coaxed: "Oh, didn't you call her sister before in order to ask for my new number?" Forgot about it? I have a recording here~~ Do you want to listen to it? ”
Pulling back his arm, Eric crouched back on the ground and took over the tidying up, not birding her.
"And don't you think calling my sister and brother-in-law with me will make you look younger?" The first of a hundred ways to make yourself young, pretend to be tender!
"I'm happy with my age and I don't need to rely on this method. Besides, don't you want to listen to that girl call you sister? Just one minute, how many times have you complained to me before when you've been drunk, huh? ”
Unknown woman pondered: It makes sense.
Jung Yoon-ho and Shen Jun-min, who returned to the bedroom, leaned against the door and looked at each other.
"I saw another you, and I called you big baby······"
"I saw a woman who looked like me and called me big baby······"
"I also saw Brother Eric······"
"I saw ······ too" Shen Junmin wanted to continue, but stood up irrily in the middle of speaking, "Damn, I'm going to ask what's going on." Zheng Yunhao, who was fast, couldn't pull it, and when he arrived in the living room, the two sides were already facing each other.
Five minutes later, the woman and Eric sat on the sofa with their baby in their arms, while Jung Yoon-ho and Shim Jun-min sat on the sofa opposite them.
The woman pinched the flesh on the little baby's body and felt that she was not thin, so she handed the baby to her daughter who had been waiting for a long time, and hugged her chest and crossed her legs with a cold face: "Introduce yourself, I am your sister Shen Junen, just ask Abba's doll mother specifically." You should be familiar with this next to you, Moon Jung-hyuk, my husband~~ This little baby you have brought for several days is our daughter Wen Yuanxi······"
Shen Junmin didn't react to the previous words, but she really couldn't help this, and urgently interrupted her words for verification: "You said her name is Wen Yuanxi?" ”
"Any questions?" Eric, who has been focusing on playing with his daughter, came out with this sentence faintly, this name is what he has been thinking about since his wife was pregnant, and he has been praised by everyone and is full of his love for his daughter! Now this is disgusted with this name, is it not good? Or even questioning his love for his daughter?!
Shen Junmin is not as sensitive as him, but when he thinks of Shen Yuanxi, whom Zheng Yunhao blurted out that day, he can't help but sigh at how poor the ability of men to name their daughters is! This name is too popular! The most important thing is that he is still confident······
Shen Junmin silently glanced at Zheng Yunhao, who was also shocked, thinking that he was also speechless by this coincidence, he was a little distressed and didn't think about it anymore, shook his head and said: "No problem, but what I want to correct is that you are not my sister, my mother was indeed twins in the early stages of pregnancy, but in the later stage for various reasons, she was left behind, which is now me." The name Abba has long thought that the one who was born first is called Jun Min, and the one who was born later is called Jun Eun, so you are my sister. Don't think I'm so stupid? ”
Shen's father was worried when he talked about Shen Junen, who disappeared in his stomach, and the things he originally prepared were all double, but the later prenatal examination was gone, and it was said that he was "devoured", which is why Shen Junmin's body has been so good since he was a child, and the nutrition is too much~~
Speaking of which, Shen Junmin also figured out what was going on with that ghost paternity test, if it was said that the sister who was "devoured" by her was born and grew up to get married and have children, because they are identical twins, the genetic sequence is the same, so her baby and her identification can't identify anything. In the same way, she and Zheng Yunhao's children were taken for identification, and the results were the same as those of her and Xiao Yuanxi. Who made them the other her in the world to each other!
The lie was exposed, and Shen Junen didn't care, and Eric, who gloated and made a scene, laughed and beat up: "Na! It's not that I don't help you, it's that our sister is too smart, you still call your sister and brother-in-law obediently! ”
Taking a look at this familiar helmet face, Shen Junmin and Jung Yunhao made up the picture of Eric shouting "Nuna"/"brother-in-law······
"Poof-" Shen Junmin couldn't help it, I'm really looking forward to what to do~~ I really want to hear it! Thinking of it, Shen Junmin waved his hand and said, "Our brother-in-law shouted Nuna, brother-in-law, how about taking you in tonight?" Isn't it a good deal~~"
"Don't even think about it!" Eric hugged Xiao Yuanxi and pulled Shen Junen to stand up and walk out the door, "Let's stay in a hotel." ”
Shen Hooligan didn't keep it, and he didn't even know how polite he was, so he lay on the sofa and fanned the flames: "Go, go!" That's right, your card can't be swiped, is the Overlord Hotel so easy to live? ”
What he said was reasonable, but Eric didn't stop, and said to himself while putting on his shoes: "I can't afford to live in the hotel, and the money in the hotel is still enough, but maybe tomorrow's headlines should be the death of a married female artist splitting his legs?" Suspected female singer surnamed M? ”
The biggest reaction to such a nonsense headline was not Shen Junmin himself, but Zheng Yunhao's family, who enthusiastically ran to the door to bring the two back, "Brother, what do you say~~ Junmin's sister and brother-in-law are my sister and brother-in-law, how can someone who is not familiar with life let you be reduced to living in a hotel, there are still many vacant rooms at home, live casually!! It's okay for a few days! ”
It's better not to say that!! Who's your brother-in-law! Who is !! Don't mess with your brother-in-law!
During Eric's rampage, Shen Junmin took out his mobile phone and dialed a number, and deliberately shouted loudly in the first second: "Eric, it's a couple!! ”
Eric, who is in a nightclub and has a high brother who doesn't know where it is, has never been treated so warmly, God knows how long it has been since he heard someone call him so sincerely, and now they all call him a big scumbag······
After calming down the turmoil in his heart, Eric pretended to be calm: "Oh, there is something to do? ”
Turn on the speaker, "Even, you bring the other five scum to my house, please drink~~ Just that bottle that you have been doing for a long time, first say that it will expire or not!" ”
"Yikes! Wait, half an hour, no, twenty minutes at once! As soon as Eric's voice fell, there was a commotion on the other end, and then there was a lot of noise on the phone without knowing what was going on.
Hanging up the phone, Shen Junmin leaned lazily on the sofa and said with a smile: "It's fun now." ”
Now it's really fun! The six scum will not make trouble when they meet, and they will not stop, plus Shen Junmin, who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic······ It's good to be reincarnated directly, and you can't live.
While waiting for the six scumbags, Jung Yun-ho and Eric sat on the sofa and chatted, mainly because Jung Yun-ho asked some things about the world he lived in, such as he knew about that world, and he and Shen Junmin had a little gongju called "Hope" early, of course, this is a nickname.
And Shen Junmin and Shen Junen, the two new sisters, are sitting on the carpet playing baby, the two look exactly the same, so that the baby can't tell the difference, sitting between the two of them don't know where to climb, and their little heads turn like rattles.
"Scum~~ Come to my mother." Hearing the familiar shout, the little scumbag's eyes were gone, and he crawled to Shen Junen's side in three or two, and his little head rested on her lap pretending to be tired.
"Scum~~ My mother is here!" Shen Junmin clapped his hands to attract her attention, and the villain raised an eyelid and glanced over, seeing that it was really her doll mother who was immediately resurrected with full blood, and a bear pounced into her arms and buried it in her big chest and rubbed it~~
The small meat ball is warm and soft in his arms, and there is a baby's unique milk fragrance, and this baby has been in it for a week, Shen Junmin has this milk fragrance on his body, and yesterday the six scum also asked her what brand of perfume she used, this smell is poisonous! I can't stop smelling it at all.
"Derpy, I'm the doll mother!" Shen Junen laughingly clapped his hands at the little scumbag, and the little fool really crawled back again.
"No, no, I'm the doll mother~~" Bad aunt Shen Junmin is not good at giving up.
After crawling back and forth a few times, the little scum stuck out his tongue tiredly and sighed, and finally when he crawled to Shen Junmin's side, he shook his hand and stopped doing it, squatting in the middle with a huff, looking at Abba sitting on the sofa aggrievedly, tears filled his eyes, and he could fall down at any time.
"Hey, the wuli scum was bullied by his aunt and aunt~~" Eric usually doesn't laugh because he laughs stupidly, which affects Chrisma's image, but he can't keep his face cold in front of his baby girl, and he doesn't feel anything when he smiles with his face full of folds.
As soon as the six scum and his party entered the door, they saw a fool who was suspected of being the boss playing with the little baby, and Boss Wen reacted slowly and didn't react, and the other five scum did turn their heads in disbelief to look at the normal Chrisma version of Eric.
was stared at by his brothers, Boss Wen did not panic, calmly fixed his eyes on Zheng Yunhao, and asked wordlessly.
After Jung Yun-ho's explanation, the six scum finally knew what was going on, but their focus was very strange, not because they came to this world for Senmo, not because they came to this world, not because they were not curious about what they were like in that world, they wanted to know more······
"So, the little girl devoured the boss's wife?"
"The boss is so pitiful, his wife is inexplicably gone, and the little princess is inexplicably gone."
"It's good to be devoured, otherwise the five of us will not be scolded to death by the gods, it's always good for multiple people to share the pressure, no matter how small the fly is, it's meat~~"
"Hahaha, you look so blind with such eyes······ I'd rather be a single person than live a lifetime with Shen Junmin. ”
"Shouldn't I find a little girl to ask for a loss of youth? Except for the girl who was devoured by her, no one wants the boss! ”
Five scum and one person complained about the reality version of the singles Wen Boss sour~~
At the same time, they also offended one person, that is, Shen Junmin is also, silently got behind Andy's back and asked coldly: "If you look at me like this, you are blind?" Jung Yoon-ho, do you think so too? ”
"I can't see anyone else in my eyes except you, because you can maintain excellent vision of 5.2 in both eyes, because you and my world are always bright."
"Vomit-" Everyone, including Shen Junmin, made a vomiting motion, it was really disgusting.
Not wanting to hear Jung Yun-ho's disgusting anymore, Kim Yeon-wan took the lead in changing the topic and grabbed the point with one blow, "In this way, the boss wants to call Jun Min Nuna and call Yun Hao's brother-in-law······ That's right, right? It was obviously an established fact, but he deliberately repeated it for verification in order to make trouble with the boss.
As soon as these words came out, whether it was a local boss or a foreign boss Wen, they all squinted at him meaningfully, and their eyes showed that they were going to shout but I didn't, what can I do!
"What do you see, when you kidnapped someone's girl, you should have thought that there would be this day, shouldn't you call Nuna?" Jin Yongwan said as he turned Li Minyu by an elbow.
"Yes, it's a matter of politeness, it has to be shouted." Li Minyu turned Shen Yixing by an elbow again.
"This is how it should be, real men should not be bound by the eyes of the world, as long as they are older, they must shout people." SHEN YIXING TURNED JUNJIN ANOTHER ELBOW.
"Brother, you shouldn't be like this, I resolutely spurn your unmanly behavior." JUNJIN gave Andy another elbow.
"What, if the boss calls her Nuna or Yun Hao's brother-in-law, don't we have to ······ Shouting ······ Is it? ”
Five scum: "······"
"Hahaha, in fact, it's nothing if you don't shout, you brothers have been for so many years, where do you get so many false courtesies."
"That's it."
Sure enough, no matter what the world is, scum is scum, and if you don't have a face, you have no face.
All in all, this is a farce, the six scum still remember that they came to drink, and when the trouble was over, they coaxed Shen Junmin to take out the wine, and they shared a small cup of treasure as if they had to cover it and lick it slowly.
The little scumbag, who had been in the hands of the foreign Wen boss, saw the local Wen boss holding a red wine glass in his hand, and excitedly kicked his arms and legs to lean over him······ Baaah······"
"Scumbag, Abba is here, that's a fake." The stupid father couldn't accept that his daughter wanted to throw herself into the arms of others, so he turned his back to the local literary boss to discuss with his daughter. However, a soft, powerless slap in response to him hit his old face.
Immature! The local literary boss silently complained in his heart.
"Hey~~ Do you want to hug?" Wen Sansui put down the wine glass and clapped his hands at the little scum cutely, and even dared to hold the fat little hand and shake it, and finally couldn't resist the temptation to stab the little scum with his beard.
Baba scum, my love, the little scumbag immediately reached out and rejected the real father's foreign version of the text boss······
Silly child, I can't even tell who my father is, but what can I do, I just like this stupid and cute look!
Watching the stupid little scum sell stupidity, Shen Junmin suddenly thought, "If the one you said wants to see me and Yun Hao, will he also be stupid like this?" ”
"Don't ask that, maybe one day she'll really have a thick line, after all, I can come to this place twice inexplicably." Shen Junen thinks this is very likely, no one can say this kind of thing, right?
"Aunt Ni~~" The immature child's voice sounded.
"Look at my brain, since I gave birth to a child, it has become worse and worse, it turned out to be just a poor memory, and now I am directly hallucinating, I seem to have heard hope calling me."
I saw Shen Junmin shaking his head and pointing in the direction of the gate, "You are not hallucinating, someone is really shouting." ”!!! What the hell do you want to do!