43. Funny couple forty-three
Before Bao Zi left for the set, she had already got the script for her role, although it was only a short paragraph, but after reading it, Stupid Baozi was all QAQ.
If there is really such a thing as regret medicine in the world, Bao Zi will definitely buy a bottle immediately and swallow it with mineral water. For a veteran-die-actor, a scene that ends in three minutes is simply simpler, but in the first two minutes and forty-five seconds before death, who can tell her what the hell that personal seduction is.
#不过是三分钟的场景而已. #
#编剧你为何写的那么污? #
Bao Er's cargo began to retreat, but since he got on the thief ship, there was still a reason to come down again. What's more, this female character was specially written for Bao Zi by the screenwriter of "Sharp Blade Special Forces", where she can come, she can come and go.
"Are you looking down on the character for three minutes?" Gu Ziyan frowned.
"No, I'm afraid that I won't be able to act."
"Bao Zi, you can't always play the same type of role, you can only develop better if you make a breakthrough."
"Isn't this still a character who dies quickly?"
“………”
#说的话居然这么在理. #
#那你tmd为什么不演. #
Bao Zi didn't dare to say in front of Gu Ziyan that he might not be able to act like that enchanting and sexy little wild cat. But after careful scrutiny, Gu Ziyan knew where the problem was.
"Don't think that if the three-minute role is not played temporarily, we don't need to pay liquidated damages."
“………”
#涉及到钱的问题.........#
#容本包子思量思量. #
"Also, if you don't act, it's another actress who will seduce Huo Chen."
“………”
#涉及到脑公清白的问题.........#
#gameover#
#包二货完败. #
#最后咬咬牙. #
#准备踏上了性 sense of the road of the little wild cat. #
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I don't know if it's intentional or not, except for the screenwriter and director, the entire crew of "Sharp Blade Special Forces" almost doesn't know who is going to play this female role, a role with such a short life can actually do a good job of secrecy, it seems that it is a →_ → who made a cameo appearance when a group performance came
All the actors are very envious of Huo Chen, the only one who has an affair - ah, the preferential treatment of the legendary male protagonist →_→.
Huo Chen: "........."
#一个个的都是什么眼神. #
#我可是有家室的人. #
#机智如我. #
#替身已找好=v=. #
It's really obvious that the actor doesn't like the plot that was suddenly arranged - it's obviously a high-end and high-grade TV series, but he has to arrange this kind of vulgar scene, tsk, no wonder the quality of film and television dramas is not very high now.
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This is a drama in which a female drug dealer sent by a drug trafficking gang from country A seduces and seduces a sniper from the Blade Squad, the best special forces unit in our country.
Bao Zi, who arrived at the filming location a day earlier, is currently pacing back and forth in the hotel room she booked, her current room is 403, and the room to be filmed later is 316 on the first floor below. The crew of clothes and everything had already been sent to the room, and they were very kind enough to allow her to prepare a qiē in her room.
Result –
Package 2: "........."
#马勒戈壁#
#居然是黑色低胸超短蕾丝睡裙. #
#完全是挑战我的神经. #
#家里的睡衣都是海绵宝宝啥的. #
#我选择狗带. #
As an actor who thinks she is a very professional, and in order to give her husband a huge surprise, Bao Zi succumbed to this nightdress, after all, she once even wore Latin dance costumes, what is this?
After putting it on—
#诶呀妈呀#
#本包子也有这么女人味的一天. #
#但是.........#
#还是不习惯呀. #
Putting down her long flowing hair, applying some makeup to her face, getting some eyeshadow, and then applying some rosy red lipstick to the mirror, Wuli Silly Bun turns into a little wild cat in minutes. Dan lips are bright outside, bright teeth are fresh inside, bright eyes are good, and Jing Fu inherits power. A long, flowing curly hair draped over his shoulders, and his eyelid eyes sparkled with autumn waves; The melon seeds are covered with a light layer of makeup on their faces, and they are just the right eye shadow, and the watery red lips are sexy and charming; The black lace nightdress made her already fair skin even whiter.
Bao Zi:"=v="
#诶呀妈呀. #
#本包子一打扮起来连我自己都害怕. #
#感觉自己美美哒. #
Finally, I put on black plaid stockings, put on a hotel bathrobe, opened the door, and followed the assistant who was waiting outside to the room where the shooting was taken.
………………
In another room, the director and screenwriter are in a state of hard persuasion, but the attitude of the persuaded object is very resolute.
"Huo Chen, you should be dedicated."
"But that's my principle, I said a long time ago that if there's a play like this, I'll have to be a stand-in."
"You'll definitely regret not going."
"My stand-in body looks like me, and I believe in your later system."
“………”
The screenwriter was in a hurry, and just wanted to blurt out Bao Zi, but was stopped by the director: "I'm waiting to see you come back and tell me that you want to act in person." ”
"Impossible."
“………”
#年轻人啊, you can't talk too much. #
#小心被自己打脸啊. #
#到时候会很难看的啊. #
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In room 316, Bao Zi was sitting precariously, looking a little nervous, but more than nervous, she was more excited to surprise her husband after waiting for a while.
………………
And in room 205, even if this stand-in has replaced Huo Chen many times in this kind of scene, before going to act, Huo Chen will still tell him a face: "Take care of the actress when you shoot for a while, don't touch some things that shouldn't be touched, and respect each other." ”
"Well, I know Mr. Huo, don't you want to go and see it?"
"What's there to see."
#伤风败俗的一场戏. #
………………
Bao Zi originally thought that he could give Huo Chen a surprise, but he never thought that he would receive a fright.
The door opened, and someone came in.
Bao Zi raised his head and looked at each other.
Stand-in: "Σ(-д-lll)"
#我了个擦擦擦擦擦擦. #
#这我要是敢替. #
#绝壁是会被浸猪笼的吧. #
#终于明白, the director's confidence and smile just now have a few meanings. #
Package 2: "Σ(-д-lll)"
#不是说跟我脑公搭戏的吗? #
#我这是被顾子琰给卖了? #
#要不然谁能告sù我进来的这个汉子是什么鬼? #
Director: "( ̄▽ ̄) It's exactly what I expected.
………………
The door slammed shut, and the stand-in escaped from room 316 and ran to room 205 like an arrow from the string.
"Why are you back again?" Huo Chen frowned.
"Teacher Huo, I can't act in this play."
"Is that girl too ugly?"
“………”
#您知道您现在说的丑姑娘就是您老婆吗? #
#您这样子说难道不怕回家跪键盘吗? #
The stand-in shook his head heavily, and sighed: "Mr. Huo, that role is played by your wife." ”
Huo Chen: "........."
#刚才风太大, I felt like I heard something strange. #
………………
Another demonic wind struck, Huo Chen walked briskly to room 316, and happened to see his daughter-in-law talking to the assistant - I said that my wife was coming to play this role, and I would shoot it on a larger scale =v=.
#别赞. #
#就是这么臭不要脸. #
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Lu Xuyang checked into the hotel in casual clothes, he knew who he was going to see today, and he knew very well what would happen in a while - if he couldn't be captured alive, he would have to kill that person. was assigned to carry out this task, Lu Xuyang's heart was a little uncomfortable, because the superior leader said that he was a female drug dealer, and you had a good look, as long as you took advantage of this point and skillfully dealt with her. Has this era of looking at faces risen to such a crazy point? But he also knew in his heart that while he was dealing with her, she was not dealing with himself.
Knocking on the door of room 316 of the Beagle Country Hotel, as soon as the door opened, there was a very sexy woman standing inside, suspender lace nightdress, tsk, it was really a visual treat.
The woman leaned on the door frame, played with her long hair, lowered her head and smiled, and then suddenly pulled Lu Xuyang into the room, closed the door, and pushed it against the wall, only a few centimeters apart between the lips of the two: "Ming people don't say dark words, I have long heard that your soldiers have very strong willpower, but I don't know if you can bear this beauty, um~"
Lu Xuyang was anti-guest, chuckled, raised the woman's chin, and said in a disdainful tone: "Just you, are you worthy of the word beauty?" ”
The woman raised a slender leg and hooked Lu Xuyang's waist: "Tut-tut, the requirements are really high, the lips are getting lighter, and the clouds are not considered a beauty." ”
Maybe it's the bun that is powerful this time, that kind of delicate Huo Chen doesn't want it, Huo Chen didn't hold back, and took a bite of the bun hanging on himself in front of the director's camera.
Buns: "........."
Huo Chen:"=v="
Director: "........."
NG,NG,NG
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In the end, the good-tempered director went crazy: "Huo Chen, if you don't act well, let the stand-in play, it's endless ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ." ”
Huo Chen: "........."
#开玩笑, how can that be. #
#我媳妇是那个冒牌货可以抱的吗? #
#既然导演你这么诚心诚意地要求的话. #
#那我就给你来个一次过. #
#然后.........#
#嘿嘿嘿. #
#二人世界浪里个浪. #
Huo Chen, who got serious, leaked domineeringly, and this scene finally passed - as the woman slowly fell on the bed, and the director's cut, Bao Zi's role was finished again.
Bao Er's inner monologue: Death is my final destination.
………………
After a scene was filmed, Huo Chen's heart was almost rippling to death, eh, the brain woman is really sexy, begging for a hug and begging for a hug =w=.
was forcibly asked by Huo Chen to put on a bathrobe, Bao Zi was very helpless, and the people around him heheda-ah, let's retreat quickly, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable and we can't afford it.
When the room was empty, the couple looked at each other.
"Why do you want to play this?"
"Recommended by the conscience of the broker."
“………”
#好嘛顾子琰. #
#我老婆跟我演这么重要的戏你居然不告sù我. #
#但是.........#
#好像还是要感谢你一下. #
Gu Ziyan still forgot about it in the end, and informed Huo Chen at the last moment about Bao Zi going to play the three-minute role, and people are too busy to forget some things many times. But the good thing is that the results are good.
"The little wildcat did a good job." Huo Chen did not hesitate to praise.
The tail of the bun immediately cocked: "That's, I never fight unprepared battles, but I asked Sister Yayi for advice=v=." ”
"Well, then let my husband see the results of your consultation tonight."
“………”
"Tsk, why did the screenwriter write you to death? We should have a sadomasochistic relationship. ”
“………”
How many times did Huo Yingdi slap himself in the face today?