Rob felt uncomfortable to death, and he didn't want to repeat that he was true. Disability, so she just blindly shed tears, her eyes are like broken faucets, tears keep pouring out, and there is a tendency for water to fill the capital.

However, Mingyue can't understand Luo Bu's pain, with her experience of seeing a lot of demons, she doesn't think there is a problem with Luo Bu's long one, although there are no holes, isn't there still two and a half? can also play with tentacles and tie up, which is like her, she can only rub and cool it secretly like "rooster stepping on eggs", and she is disgusted and dirty, which is really a snake.

As soon as he thought of being with her, Rob was lying there like a dead snake, but yesterday he hurriedly ran to accompany the short and chubby, Mingyue was jealous, and the fire continued unabated, and the mountain fire burned like a raging fire.

So Rob and Mingyue are one and the same, and they can't be tolerated in the world.

In the end, Mingyue's fiery temper came up, and she first uttered a series of sarcasm: "What are you crying about?" Did you go out and fool around? What's wrong with your body? Aren't there two tintins? Didn't you cripple that poor dwarf? ”

"You still say." Rob's tears gushed like the water of the Yellow River, "It didn't develop well, and it was discounted by your slap." ”

"......" Mingyue remembered the accident of "shooting mosquitoes" last time, and she inevitably felt a little guilty in her heart, and said with a weak mouth: "Then don't you still have a tail......

"Do you mean my extra tail? It's that it hurts me to be neither male nor female, not human or demonic, so I'll cut it right now! ”

As he spoke, Rob took out Jingyue's knife and slashed at the tail on his waist one after another.

This frightened Mingyue, and in a hurry, she actually rushed up to grab the dagger herself, but fortunately, Rob had already cried so much that she was tired, so she let Mingyue snatch the knife away.

Mingyue threw the knife out of the window, hugged Rob, stroked her snake tail and persuaded: "Why are you so troubled, no matter how ugly this tail is, it is also an innate part of you, how can you treat it like this?" ”

Fortunately, the scales of the snake's tail were hard, and Rob's arms were weak under the excitement, and the tail was cut off without even a trace of scratches.

Wu Mao found a sudden change in the style of indoor painting from his eyes, probably from a martial arts action movie to a love action movie, got up and shook his hair, and jumped out of the window to find the knife.

Mingyue threw out a charm to close the window, took off Rob's tear-soaked clothes, and threw them aside.

"Don't cry, you'll be dehydrated if you cry again." Mingyue persuaded softly, reaching out and gently wiping the tears from Rob's face.

"You just look down on me, look down on me as a half-snake...... Rob covered his face and cried, "or you wouldn't have believed what others say about me." ”

Mingyue had to gently wipe the tears that Rob fell to his chest, and it was strange to say that as soon as he touched Rob's body, the monstrous anger disappeared all of a sudden, leaving only □□ burned.

"Nope." Mingyue explained, although she felt that she did care about this tail in her heart, but she never dared to admit it, "I was confused, maybe this is the discord of the flat tofu maker." ”

"I really haven't gone out, I haven't done anything with anyone, I'm afraid, I'm afraid to show this deformed body in front of others."

"Yes, I understand, I don't care." Rob said affirmatively, and with a lot of strength in his hand, he lowered his head and sniffed hard in Rob's hair to see if there was anyone else's smell, and it smelled a little fishy - the net he used to sleep couldn't be a fishing net, right?

Mingyue quietly sniffed her body again, and sure enough, it was the same fishy smell, so she was completely relieved.

Rob didn't notice Mingyue's small movements, covered his eyes and continued to cry: "But I care, I don't think I can be naked with others in my life, so God let me be born in Peach Blossom Nunnery, just to let me wait for death quietly by myself." ”

"Alright." Mingyue became impatient, "It's not God who brought you to this world, it's me!" It was I who changed my life against the sky and forcibly brought you here with a magic circle, you are mine, and you can only be mine alone, so don't keep thinking about showing it to others naked. ”

"It's you......" Rob looked at Mingyue with wide, red and swollen eyes in surprise, "Didn't you say you wouldn't lay eggs?" ”

“…… It's a magic circle! Mingyue was going crazy, "That egg has nothing to do with me, and I didn't expect you to be in the egg." ”

"And I said it had nothing to do with you......" Rob said with four words written on his face, "self-contradiction". (It's not that the face is big, it's the word is small.) ）

Mingyue felt a deep sense of frustration, why would she talk about this with a shemale who didn't know anything about spells? When you see your lover angry, shouldn't you just kiss it and apologize?

So Mingyue held Rob's face and kissed it deeply, and tears flowed into Rob's mouth, salty and astringent, and the taste was not good, but Mingyue didn't mind, just like she didn't mind the imperfection of Rob's body.

"Hmm......" Rob was very angry, the one who started kissing when she didn't agree with each other, so angry that she continued to use her tongue to fight with Mingyue, and after a lot of verbal swords, Rob was so tired that he couldn't find a tune to cry.

"I'm sorry." Mingyue wiped Rob's slightly red and swollen lips that were □□ with her thumb, and sincerely apologized: "It's me who is useless and makes you embarrassed like this." ”

Although Mingyue didn't feel useless in her heart, and she didn't embarrass Rob, Rob was inexplicably moved when she heard it, and threw herself into Mingyue's arms, hugged her neck and cried, and because she had been crying for too long, there were no tears, so she could only be regarded as howling.

"It's me who is useless, it's me who is useless......," Rob howled, "Don't dislike me, okay?" I still have hands, and I can do a lot of things. ”

"Hehe...... " Mingyue laughed happily, it was not in vain to get such a sentence after arguing for a long time, but it was still strange and unacceptable to think that she was going to be suppressed, she didn't ask, Rob naturally didn't know that she had said something ambiguous, so this beautiful misunderstanding has been maintained, and there is a delicate balance between Rob and Mingyue again.

However, the seeds of doubt have been planted, and it is not known when they will sprout and grow again, and finally break the peace that the two have worked so hard to maintain.

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After this fierce quarrel, Rob's impression of the capital was greatly reduced, and he refused to stay any longer, and Mingyue didn't have any place to go, so he didn't insist anymore, so the two happily decided to go somewhere else to play.

When packing up his things, Rob saw that Mingyue had bought a few "meat buns" in the morning, so he packed them and carried them, planning to use them as dry food on the road.

After cleaning up, Mingyue snapped her fingers, appeared in the bedroom with a knife in her mouth, and wagged her tail at Mingyue like a treasure.

Mingyue threw the burden on the hairless back, took out the knife from the hairless mouth, hesitated, and finally stuffed it into the baggage.

The world says it's big, some people won't see each other when they die, the world says it's small, and some people can't avoid it.

No, Rob went downstairs and found an unkempt man locked in a corner of the inn hall, looking at the clothes and women, but his face was injured and he couldn't see his original appearance.

The woman kept barking at those who came near, and others thought she was a crazy woman, but fortunately she was not bullied for a while.

Rob waited for Mingyue to settle the bill, looked at the woman for a long time, sighed and threw the "meat sandwich bun" used as dry food to her side, the woman quickly grabbed the bag of dry food in her hand, looked up and saw Rob, and threw the dry food back fiercely, barking on a mouthful of white teeth and screaming in a hoarse voice.

Rob was beaten for doing a good deed, which provoked others to laugh loudly, Mingyue was of course dissatisfied, and asked the grinning guy in a low voice: "Why is this woman here?" ”

The guy said to Mingyue mysteriously: "She came to make trouble like crazy, saying that the design of the inn window has potential safety hazards, so the boss locked her here, and said that she could be fed, and it could be regarded as a live sign for soliciting customers, but this woman is also crazy, and said that she is a young lady, and said that she is the queen, and would rather starve to death than eat, I don't know how many guests I offended in the morning." ”

"Hush." Mingyue sneered, "Maybe it's the wrong taste, give me some pig food next time." ”

"What are you talking about?" Rob shook off the bun crumbs off his body and turned his head to ask.

"Ask where there are carriages for sale." Mingyue replied with a smile,

The guy continued: "The first place to turn left when you go out is the car and horse dealership, and there are all kinds of cars." After speaking, he and Mingyue gave a tacit look.

Rob was embarrassed by what had just happened, and hurried out, Hairless following her closely.

Mingyue bent down and picked up the dusty bun on the ground and walked in front of Cui Bilian, Cui Bilian didn't know Mingyue, and stared at her vigilantly.

Mingyue smiled with the dirty bun and said softly: "Only by surviving first can you have a chance to turn over." ”

After speaking, he put the bun at his feet and Cui Bilian just out of reach, turned around and left.

Cui Bilian looked at Mingyue's back thoughtfully, but Mingyue just didn't want her to be played to death lightly.

Mingyue took a turn in the carriage and horse shop, in view of the fact that she didn't have a lot of money in her hand, she wanted to buy an empty car for Wumao to pull, so scared that she didn't hide back, she didn't use much strength to pull the car, but she didn't have freedom, this involves the dignity of being a tiger, okay?

In the end, Rob broke the siege, "What kind of cart will it pull there, the one who pulls the cart must be gentle and tame, otherwise how can it run like a wild horse with a prolapsed anus?!" ”

Mingyue thought about it, so she bought a cart pulled by a cow, although it was slow, but it was stable, this cow had a big temper, and he didn't put hairlessness in his eyes at all, which was like those horses, kneeling when he saw that he was hairless, and he couldn't leave.

After buying the car, Mingyue and Rob sat on the ox cart, and the hairless illusion became a boy to catch the car, and went straight out of the city leisurely together, passing by various vendors on the way, Mingyue bought and bought what was eye-catching, and said that slow also has the benefit of slowness, no hairy car, Mingyue finished picking, Rob paid, and he didn't have to get off the car.

When I went out of the city, it was also very smooth, the prince was not there, and the guards guarding the city just stood at the gate as decorations, and Ren Mingyue and they slowly passed through the city gate.

Out of the capital, a large area of green fields outside the city, it looks like the mountains and rivers are green, the sky is high and the earth is wide, which makes people feel how small they are born between heaven and earth, just like a small insect on the blades of grass, born in summer and dead in autumn, I don't know what is in spring and winter.

When I think about it this way, I feel that the pain I have experienced is not a matter at all, and it is better to live in the moment and be happy for a while.

Rob drank the chicken soup and poured it into Mingyue, Mingyue just laughed, for her, an immortal old monster, this kind of literary and artistic topic of sadness and sadness is really not suitable, but she didn't refute, picked up a small toy she just bought "Monkey on the Tree" and showed it to Rob, "I think humans are very smart, these little things can be moved without spells, how interesting." ”

"What is this?" Rob sneered, "I've seen a lot more advanced than this." ”

The two talked and laughed, although slowly, but they gradually left the capital, leaving a lot of trouble for others.

For example, the beggars in the broken temple are still stupidly guarding half a box of chips waiting for their "father" to come back and share the money.

Another example is the tanuki spirit, which looked at Cui Bilian, who was unrecognizable, twitched the corners of her mouth and asked, "She is the one who signed a contract with you?" ”

Dou Fu looked at Cui Bilian's signature, then looked at Cui Bilian's face, and said suspiciously: "The names are all right, and the eyes are quite big......

Cui Bilian's voice was already hoarse, and she couldn't make a sound, but she cleverly knew that the opportunity to get rid of the lock was in front of her, and she desperately gestured with her hand that she was Cui Bilian.

The tanuki smirked slyly, "That's your own admission. ”