34. Meow meow

You can't use money to return the gift, especially when Ting Shan takes special care of her face, and she can't live up to her wishes. Gifts should be interesting, but not overtly distinctive. Fortunately, Ting Fang was a wearer, and after a little bit of thinking about it, he picked up the orange peeler. As the name suggests, this thing is for peeling oranges. Put aside the future generations of X treasures made of plastic for one dollar, and the more expensive ones are seven or eight yuan. But in ancient times, if you really want to make a plastic one, it is estimated that it is enough to supply the level. Therefore, Ting Fang drew an appearance and called the copper striker.

Mother Hu looked at it for a long time and didn't figure it out: "The pendant is not a pendant, the ornament is not an ornament, and it is copper, what is it used for?" ”

Tingfang loves to eat oranges, but she has no nails, and she has used all kinds of styles, almost all of them have their own strengths. So when the cottage was sitting, he simply played a set of three styles, and Tingshan liked to use which one. Seeing that Hu's mother asked, she explained with a smile: "Oranges are not as sweet as peeled, and peeling an orange and kneading and kneading it may not look good." Do you see this little spike? It's the one that cuts the orange peel, and the tail is peeled. There are also those who peel grapefruit and kiwifruit, so let's do it together when I draw them. ”

Mama Hu: ...... What the hell are they!? His eyes were full of suspicion.

Chen became interested: "Okay, isn't it?" Have you used it? ”

"Immortals are taught by dreams." Ting Fang said mysteriously, "You'll know when you get it." ”

Chen nodded: "You play one set first, let's try it, if it's easy to use, just put a few sets of good patterns and send some everywhere." Can you make silver and gold? ”

Ting Fang shook his head: "It's too soft, it's not easy to exert yourself." For example, the eight pieces of crabs are not more expensive than they can't be made, but the tools are at hand. ”

Speaking of crab eight pieces, I understand them all. Mother Hu smiled: "I don't know where it came from. ”

"There are even more quirky ones!" Tingfang said and withdrew the girls, and only climbed into bed when only Chen's and Hu's mother were left in the house. , lowered his voice and whispered, "Mother, I have something to tell you." ”

"What's the matter?"

"I had a dream yesterday."

Mother Hu is already laughing, this girl!

Ting Fang said: "Mom, don't laugh, this matter is very important." ”

Chen was also full of smiles: "What dream? ”

Ting Fang began to make up nonsense: "I dreamed of immortals. ”

Mother Hu covered her mouth and smiled again, teasing her: "Is the fairy good-looking?" ”

"Oh, Mom, don't laugh, I'm going to get down to business."

Mother Hu couldn't hold back easily, and hurriedly asked, "What did the fairy say?" ”

Ting Fang said: "He said that his mother is a good person, but for what reason, I can't remember clearly." Anyway, there will be some suffering. He couldn't bear to let you suffer, so he taught me a set of tricks, and practiced them day by day, so that my body and bones would be healed and I would not suffer. Taught me a night last night, but I was tired enough. By the way, I also told you not to tell people to go, and only to those close to you. If it leaks out, it will trouble me. ”

Mother Hu was still smiling, and her face changed at this moment: "You don't wake up, what are you doing with leaving me in the house?" ”

Ting Fang said with a big grin: "Someone close to you!" Aren't you close? Isn't the big sister close? I'm going to teach my big sister when I go back. ”

Chen was shocked: "Is it really an immortal?" ”

"Not a god? There is a big silver bird," Ting Fang said nonsense, and in order to win their trust, he added, "It's not the clouds and fog in the painting." I didn't demonstrate it in person, but I changed a monitor, and there were five people jumping in it, shouting one, two, three, four. "Amitabha, can the monitor understand?

Hu's mother hurriedly asked, "What is the jump?" ”

Ting Fang thought about it and felt that yoga was still a little mysterious, so she changed it to a more down-to-earth name: "Aerobics!" ”

After speaking, he started a demonstration in Chen's bed, and said while doing it: "The fairy said, you adults have hard bones, I'm afraid that the bones of the big sister are also hard, so it's not as studious as me." There are some movements that you learn first, and then you can do it slowly. ”

Chen and Hu's mother were stunned for a moment, watching Tingfang demonstrate it again, but they still felt confused. The two of them glanced at each other, and they both felt that Ting Fang would not be able to think of a whole set of complicated movements, and it was impossible to secretly learn from anyone under their noses every day, could it really be the Immortal Sect?

That's what I learned in my last life. Since Tingfang beat Chen's son and gave birth to a son, she has been planning to teach her yoga. Chen's health is too poor, and the root cause is too little physical exercise. If you exercise less, you will eat less and you will be more likely to get sick. Chen has relied on her for most of her life. Needless to say in her mother's house, when she arrives at her husband's house, whether she can pull the tiger skin as a banner depends on whether her mother's family supports her. The old lady and the old lady are good, but there are so many children, they may not take care of it, and the life span in ancient times was still short! Dear father, hehe. If she doesn't break Chen's over, her insurance coefficient will drop by 50%, which is absolutely unbearable.

As for how to put it, it's pretty simple. No, Chan already believes. Hu's mother looked at mosquito coils: "I didn't understand, but my wife can understand?" ”

Chen also shook his head, comparing himself, where is it awkward.

Ting Fang has studied for several years in his last life, and it will be hellish if you can never forget it. His eyes rolled, and he came up with another trick: "Take advantage of the winter, my mother only said that it was cold, and I would sleep with you at night." Drive all the girls out and teach you quietly for half a year. The gods said that you don't need to learn everything, the main thing is to strengthen your body. ”

Chen asked again: "Then can your brother learn?" ”

Ting Fang smiled: "What did he study?" Serious learning to ride and shoot. Aerobics is for us women. Ting Fang was afraid that the Chen family would not insist, so she added another firewood, "I didn't understand what else to say about childbirth." In short, it's good, it's good. I'll teach my big sister to go back. "The words are made up by Ting Fang, can you not know the benefits of yoga in fertility? She just deliberately couldn't say it clearly, and it was common sense that the little girl couldn't understand the matter of childbirth. It's like half-revealing and full. Lu is tempting, and half of the truth and their own half of their brains can be more believable. Sure enough, Chen and Hu's mother's eyes were bright. Chen even took Ting Fang's hand: "Your eldest sister...... Will you learn in one or two years? ”

Ting Fang nodded: "That's enough." "I want you to exercise more! The province takes medicine as a meal all day long, and the birthday star will have a short life in such a way of living!

Chen took Ting Fang's hand, didn't know what to say, looked at the water that began to accumulate in his eyes, and took advantage of the dam to burst, Ting Fang hurriedly said: "Don't cry!" Don't cry! No tears are allowed in the confinement! The gods don't want you to cry, people want you to live a long life. ”

Chen Shi hurriedly wiped away his tears, hugged Tingfang for a long time, and rubbed: "You, you are really a mother's lucky star." ”

"That's right!" Ting Fang said, "Looking at the lucky stars on the portraits, they are all chubby, so it can be seen how long the water spirit has to eat to attract the gods." You can't eat cat food anymore, and like me, you might be able to meet the gods. ”

Mother Hu scolded with a smile: "It's not serious, it's nonsense again." I think you're too noisy, the gods can't stand it, teach you aerobics to sharpen your temperament. He was curious, "What does a fairy look like?" Is it male or female? Is it good-looking? ”

"How can this be said clearly?" Tingfang from the bed. Slid down, "Bring me the pen and ink, and I'll draw it for you." ”

Hu's mother, Baba'er, brought the guy who drew the picture and watched Tingfang do it in one go. copied Sister Chang'e in Journey to the West in the 80s. Emma, Sister Chang'e is really beautiful, her hair is drawn correctly, her clothes are drawn correctly, and her face is not painted well...... Ting Fang said with embarrassment: "If it doesn't work, it's not good-looking." I can't draw that, but the clothes and jewelry are right. She dances beautifully. ”

Chen Shi understood very well: "The immortal bearing, which we mortals can draw at will." You're lucky.,It's a pity that you don't want to talk about it.。 I regretted it for a while, and then said, "That's it, you are a girl's family, and you have some taboo reputation." Hide it, let's hide it, we know it in our own hearts. ”

Ting Fang estimated that the Chen family still had to brew it, so he said, "I'm looking for someone to peel the orange applier." ”

"Wait," Chen asked, "Is the orange peeler also from the Immortal Sect?" ”

The corners of Tingfang's mouth twitched, and she said cheekily: "She didn't teach me, I see that she used this to peel oranges on the side, and she learned it secretly." ”

Chen was instantly satisfied, and happily sent her away.

Seeing her go out, Hu's mother didn't rush to call the girl, but only lowered her voice and said to Chen: "We four girls, I'm afraid we have a background." ”

"I thought she was smart, and I never thought that she had a relationship with the gods." Chen said with a face full of regret, "In this case, why don't you give birth to it in my belly." plainly asked someone to pick a concubine. I don't know who will be blessed in the future. ”

Mother Hu smiled: "What's so difficult about this? Although I can't tell Uncle SΓΉ about the immortals, I just have to tell her how close the four girls are to you, and how filial they are. She wants to talk to our old lady. When the fourth girl is older, she begged the old lady to plan for her, and no one will pick her for safekeeping. "Isn't it just an uncle!" Wei Wenhao's place, looking for someone to inquire, is really capable, let's make some effort. Since the four girls have a background, now that they think about it, they are afraid that Aunt Wei can't stand the blessing and went early. We can't accept the favor of others in vain, we must always repay the favor. "It's okay if I don't know, I don't make a noise when I know, I'm just afraid that the gods will be unhappy.

Chen thought for a while and said, "Since it is the Wei family, we don't have to worry about it." Tingfang understood and told her to take care of it. It's only short, let's make up for the subsidy. I heard my lord say that the students outside have a good family condition in January, and the use of pen and ink is not as good as the monthly money of their sisters. If you want to come to the Wei family, you don't have to spend much. Their family has backbone, and the second elder of the Wei family sold his daughter to save his son that year, and there was a big fight, do you remember? ”

Hu's mother smiled: "Why don't you remember? Wei Qiang heard that he was going to sell his sister as a concubine, and he almost hit the pillar. It was Aunt Wei who knelt down and begged him to hold it down. I thought I didn't want it, so I found someone else to buy it. Who knew that Wei Qiang pouted again, and the second elder of the bluffing Wei family only begged us for a doctor, and he didn't even dare to ask for his daughter's worth of silver. ”

Chen sighed: "It's a pity. She is much stronger than Aunt Zhou, and if she lives, I will have more people to talk to. She is also the daughter of a good family. If it weren't for the fact that my brother was not in good health, he wouldn't have been able to end up like this. ”

Mother Hu also sighed: "It's fate, burn a few more handfuls of paper money with her in the coming year, and wish her to vote for a good family in the next life." ”

"I hope so."