Q: How would you feel if your daughter-in-law, who is 2cm taller than you, lifts your chin in front of the public and declares that he is your man?

Answer 1: My Sasuke is really Su fried!

A2: My daughter-in-law is so enthusiastic!

Answer 3: It is worthy of being my daughter-in-law, even if it is viewed from the bottom up, it is 360 degrees perfect without dead ends!

Answer 4: Wait, it's obviously my daughter-in-law, what should I do if he is so domineering with my manhood?

A5: It's embarrassing!

Naruto's current mental journey has probably gone through the above five stages, and after a short period of extreme excitement such as "Sasuke actually took the initiative to kiss me, I almost want to go to heaven", he finally realized that something was wrong.

Naruto: Wait, it doesn't seem to be in the right place, Sasuke is obviously my daughter-in-law, why is it like I'm his daughter-in-law now?

Naruto, who figured out the trick, was shocked, no, no, no, the height ratio is not enough, this is a congenital factor, if the acquired manpower is insufficient, wouldn't he be compared to Sasuke? He still remembers that Sasuke used to have no bangs, although he was still white and clean at that time, he was definitely full of manliness, and he was the most attractive to girls, and he was the most attractive to girls.

On this day, Naruto finally remembered the fear of being dominated by the Saming Party back then, no, he couldn't do this, he wanted to show his masculine side.

"That, I said!" His paw slapped on Sasuke's shoulder, apparently ready to say something, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Sasuke glared back.

"Shut up!" He glanced at Naruto without feeling or □□, and succeeded in getting Naruto to swallow back all the words he had wanted to say.

Naruto: Well, you're my daughter-in-law.

Sasuke slashed at Naruto's sturdy but definitely not slender waist, holding an umbrella with the tip of his umbrella facing Katsura Kotaro who was not far from them: "Naruto has been taken care of by you during this time. This tone was full of machismo as the head of the family, "For his sake, I should have never seen you, as long as you give up now, I can guarantee that you will leave Anzhong City safely." ”

Hey, hey, hey, it's not the same as saying yes, Captain. Afutu, who was doing his best to deal with the miscellaneous fish for Sasuke, once again showed the eyes of the dead fish, even if he didn't look back, he could imagine Sasuke's current faint face, he only loved the beauty and didn't love the country or something, and for the sake of the beauty, he could even put the task aside, and let go of the people who planted the bomb in front of everyone, he could imagine how many complaints he would receive after the mission was over.

However, to be honest, isn't it too inappropriate to put Naruto in the position of a beauty, if you really look at it from the perspective of your face, it is clear that Sasuke can be more qualified for this role.

"I see." After comparing Sasuke and his own force value, Katsura Kotaro decisively chose to retreat, although he will have a slightly derogatory title similar to "Runaway Kotaro" in the future, but in a sense, it can reflect the opponent's excellent judgment ability on the battlefield, after all, in the troubled times, only by surviving can there be hope, and as a general, no matter what the reason, he must be the one who lives the longest.

If he was forced into a desperate situation that could not be resolved, then Katsura would definitely rise to the challenge, but now it obviously did not come to that point.

Although he had already decided to escape, this did not prevent Katsura from opening his mind about the relationship between Naruto and Sasuke, he was originally a brain-hole star with a big brain, and even Gintoki and Takasugi, who were classmates with him, had to bow down to this.

Just by looking at the posture of Naruto and Sasuke, he could make up a sadomasochistic deep theater of more than 3,000 words, so Naruto and Sasuke found that Katsura's eyes were getting softer and more sympathetic when they looked at them, and even crystal tears appeared at the end.

Naruto and Sasuke: Huh? What's the situation?

"I see!" The man choked up while wiping his tears, looking really moved, "No matter what, if it's your choice, I'll definitely support you, and I'll keep going, Naruto!" After saying that, he ran away in tears, leaving only the two people who looked at each other on the same ground.

Sasuke finally retracted his previous domineering appearance and turned back to his usual expressionless and indifferent face, which made Naruto, who had been worried before, also breathe a sigh of relief.

"Didn't you say you didn't want to be involved in the war?" Although Sasuke didn't have any expression, Naruto easily read the mocking component from his tone, "How many days have I been floating in the universe, and now there are your wanted notices all over the streets here, and you are really strong in action, the tail of the crane." ”

"Don't laugh at me, Sasuke." Naruto was also very helpless about this unexpected situation, to be precise, he didn't have a clue why this situation happened, "I don't know why this happened, I said, I was hunted down when I entered this city, but I didn't understand the reason at all." ”

"Are you an idiot?" Sasuke looked at him with a blank face and was speechless, he felt that if he was more serious with Naruto, he must have opened his mouth with an ellipsis, because he didn't explain such a simple question to him at all, he simply took out the torn poster from his arms and explained to Naruto, "What do you see on the back of this wanted poster." ”

"On the back of the wanted warrant?" Naruto was confused, "Nothing." ”

"Stupid." Sasuke gave him a disgusted look, and finally explained to him verbatim, "It's a paste made from rice grains, and it's common practice for civilians in our world to stick things. He tapped his hand on the back of the wanted poster, which was still a little viscous, and continued, "Although this paste is sticky at first, it will dry out and weathered over time, and then it will lose its initial stickiness, and it is for this reason that it is only used by civilians who post things or in places where the government is relatively backward like this." ”

"So what?" Naruto still didn't know what this mush had to do with being hunted everywhere.

"Judging by the viscosity of this semi-dry, these wanted notices were posted at the earliest, probably yesterday evening." Sasuke continued, "I just happened to hear the discussion of the lower-level celestials here, and the encirclement and suppression they spent a lot of effort to arrange yesterday was easily broken through by one person, causing them to suffer huge losses. He gave Naruto a smirk, "You don't know if you did it yourself." ”

Naruto was dumbfounded, Sasuke was not here to analyze with him, he really didn't realize that yesterday he did take the silver and they rushed to kill the encirclement of the Celestials, but he didn't expect that such a simple matter for him would cause such a big loss to the Celestials' army, so it was a matter of course that he was beaten into a faction of Celestial Warriors by the other party.

"Understood, at the end of the crane, you have completely become the object of hatred for this group of incompetent celestials!" Sasuke came to this conclusion with a mocking expression.

Naruto said that he was stunned to accept such a large amount of information at once, but as soon as he came into contact with Sasuke's mocking face, the stubbornness in his bones that did not admit defeat came up, no, he must not admit defeat in front of Sasuke, if he loses, his manhood will not be able to show his daughter-in-law.

"It doesn't matter, I say." He waved his hand pretending to be dashing, "Although I am not from the faction of the Yizhi people, I have helped Gui and them to relieve the siege, and how did I know that those heavenly people are so unbeatable." He put on a nonchalant expression, but out of the corner of his eye, he quietly looked at Sasuke to see how he reacted.

"Huh." Sasuke didn't react, he sneered with a slumped face, "Then you can go and face the people who are chasing you yourself." He turned to the adjutant and shouted, "Afutu." ”

"Huh?" Afutu, who was holding back the crowd of people on Naruto's behalf, glanced back at his boss.

"Don't stop the group." He tugged at the corners of his mouth, "I'll leave it to Naruto to deal with." ”

Afutu: To be honest, I don't want to get into the Shura field where you young couples are arguing.

"Okay, okay, I'll throw in the towel, I said." Naruto scratched the golden retriever and chose to back down, he now has a smooth experience with Sasuke, let it be allowed in small things, and must be in the right direction in big things, it is a man who must have the consciousness of breaking his hands and feet and bringing him home!

Of course, so far, he has only broken his hand with the other party, and it is estimated that Sasuke will not be able to break his hands or feet in a few lifetimes.

"But why do you have my wanted warrant, I say." Naruto suddenly felt that something was wrong, "And did you take it out of your arms?" ”

"......" Sasuke opened his mouth, spat out a series of ellipses, and walked away without looking back.

This is definitely a matter of annoyance, right? Naruto's ninja Su zhì played a role, allowing him to see clearly the back of Sasuke's red ears, although he is very complacent now, but he still decisively pursues Sasuke, otherwise the other party will be angry and unlucky It will still be him.

What a sweet torture.

Under Naruto's full comfort, the little ancestor's mood finally turned cloudy and clear, and he was willing to look at Naruto with his eyes, and he didn't care that he was still at work, so he held an umbrella and chatted with Naruto.

The high-ranking official of the shogunate, who was left aside: Look at us, huh.

"What's your plan for the near future?" Sasuke was the first to ask, "According to the limelight you have been in the limelight for a while, it seems that you can't travel around the earth in peace, where are you going next?" ”

"It's probably the universe." Naruto already had a vague idea, "Actually, I've already gone to all the places I want to go to Earth, and I've met the samurai I said I wanted to see before, and if I stay any longer, I'm sure I'll be completely involved in the war, I don't want that, I said." ”

"So how are you going to go to the universe?" Sasuke asked with interest, "Do you want to go through my fleet or do you go from the port of Edo yourself?" He sneered at this, clearly gloating, "Ah, I'm sorry, but with the situation that you're wanted everywhere right now, there's no way to get straight out of Edo's port anyway, after all, smuggling is still very strict here." ”

"You'd better take me to the nearest planet where I can transit." Naruto was actually quite helpless when he said this, Sasuke didn't give him a chance to choose at all!

No, strictly speaking, he himself gave up the opportunity to choose, and there was no way for the director to leave here in the normal way.

"But I have something to do before I leave here, Sasuke." He said to Sasuke very seriously, "After all, Katsura and I have also been together for a while, and it's not always good to say goodbye without saying goodbye, so I'm going to say goodbye to them and go to the universe again." ”

"Whatever you want." Sasuke just glanced at him and looked away, the cutest thing about Naruto is probably his seriousness, but the most annoying thing about him for Sasuke is also his seriousness, it's stupid to take everything so seriously, isn't it?

Naruto was a little late when he went to look for Gin, after all, he had a full meal at Sasuke's place, and then he also said something full of love sourness, and the pink glow of the pickup between the two of them was too dazzling, and he successfully forced away the older young man who was obviously about to be 30 years old but had not yet been subjected.

Afutu: I told you not to show affection in front of my uncle and me, my eyes are going to be blind, okay?

By the time he left the makeshift station of the Night Rabbits to look for the Silver, the moon had already climbed up the branches, the frogs that appeared only at night sounded a duet in the pond with the chirping of crickets, and the night mice in the fields crept out of the fields, occasionally scurrying past the feet of men and making the sound of a squirrel.

He saw the figure of Gintoki and his party in the abandoned temple near the castle, for the people of the Shoyi Warriors, they had just reached the meal, Naruto's eyes they were eating some unpalatable dry food around the rising fire with this cold water, of course, this unpalatable is only for most people, some people are very happy, such as Katsura Kotaro, while eating, he was talking with his eyebrows fluttering, and he didn't know if it was Naruto's delusion, he always felt that the faces of Gintoki and Takasugi sitting next to Katsura were not very good, Seems to be a little blue?

"Shut up, wig!" Gintoki finally couldn't help but interrupt Katsura Kotaro's chatter, he clearly saw that the □□ on Takasugi's waist had been slightly unsheathed, and it was almost to the point where he could give Katsura a knife at any time, so you can imagine how annoying he is now.

"Don't you think their love is great?" Gui, who has been deeply moved by his own brain supplement, tried to infect others with his strange brain, "This great Cheng dù can be compared to the meat ball and the person and wife who have been NTR!" ”

"No, Yinsang, I don't think there's anything great about meatballs and people and wives at all." Gintoki sacrificed the dead fish eye, "And why is it NTR's □□, is it really NTR, wig, what are you thinking in your mind full of yellow fertilizer?" ”

It was so terrifying that it could devour a wig brain supplement, and I felt a little sympathetic to Naruto and the unknown celestial. At this moment, even if he was as indifferent as Takasugi, he couldn't help but have such a thought.

"Well, good evening, you guys." The three of them were in a state of confusion when they heard a familiar voice, and when they looked back, it was Naruto.

Oops! Yinshi turned into a stone statue in an instant, and a large shadow appeared behind him, what should I do, could it be that the wig's brain supplement just now was heard by the main owner, because he was too angry, so he wanted to kill innocent people like Yinsang? His heart has been swept away by such a chaotic complaint.

No, no, no, no, I want to believe that a little sun-type man like Naruto, who is full of jump-blooded male protagonist settings, will definitely not care about such a trivial matter, and he may not have heard it at all just now, right!

After making enough mental hints, Gintoki waved to Naruto with a weak face: "Ah, Naruto-kun, good evening." "Even the honorific title has popped up, and with his embarrassing face, even if there is no problem, it will make people feel that there is a problem, okay?

"Ahh Naruto was a little stunned, this really didn't blame him, now Sakata Gintoki's expression was really a little too strange, saying that he was obscene and promoted him, which made Naruto, who didn't know what was going on, simply confused.

"I came here this time to resign, I said." He finally got down to business, "Because of that wanted notice, it seems that it is not suitable to stay on Earth recently, so I am going to go to the universe during this time, so I came to say goodbye to you." ”

Ah, I heard that Gin-san was going to do it to the point of guilt, Yinshi looked at the sky, the whole world where the other party was suddenly wanted in the past two days seemed to be really dragged down by them, and sure enough, even in order to apologize to Naruto who was dragged down by them, he couldn't let the wig spread his poignant love story there.

"Oh, Naruto, are you leaving with your Aikata?" As soon as he heard Naruto open Katsura, Katsura looked excited, "I'll just say you ......" Before he could finish the rest of the words, he was forcibly gagged by Takasugi Shinsuke with an old fabric that he had found out of nowhere.

"I'm sorry." He nodded to Naruto, "Don't care what this guy says. ”

"Ahh Naruto's expression was even more puzzled, he really didn't know what was going on, I said.

"Anyway, let's go all the way." Yinshi waved his paw, "Remember to bring me a carton of strawberry milk imported from the universe when I see Ah Yin next time, and you can bring whatever other sweets are produced." He waved his hand graciously, as if he hadn't asked for anything at all.

"Thank you for your help lately." Even Takasugi nodded quite formally, "Have a nice trip." ”

"Mmmm Katsura let out a series of unidentified sounds as if he wanted to say something, and Gintoki approached him with a cheap expression, and then began to misinterpret his meaning to Naruto, "Ah, the wig said that he was really a big and troublesome person, so he must walk around when you see him in the future."

"Mmmm He let out another barrage of unidentified sounds.

That's not what he wanted to say, I said, Naruto twitched the corners of his mouth secretly, maybe this is their special way of communicating emotions?

"Then I'll go!" He waved his hand, "I'll see you later, guys." ”

"Okay?" Sasuke asked Naruto as he stood at the foot of the spaceship that belonged to the Spring Rain Seventh Division.

"Ahh Naruto smiled and agreed, "I think I'll definitely have a chance to see them again in the future." ”

"Who knows you." Sasuke scoffed at Naruto's words, "Get on board." He went up first.

Naruto walked a few steps up the stairs, and suddenly he looked back and saw in front of him, large and small, belonging to the unique buildings of this samurai country, all kinds of strange shapes of celestials, of course, samurai and ordinary people.

"See you for now, Earth." He smiled brightly, then turned to chase after Sasuke, "Wait for me, Sasuke." ”

Goodbye, samurai country.