It's a sad story to come home after a hard day's work and be attacked by a smell comparable to a chemical or biological weapon.

The strange thing is that such a strong smell of Chinese medicine cannot be limited to his room and not disperse to other places, even if the windows of the house are closed, but the range hood can't be blocked, but in fact, even if Shao Yue opens the door, he can't smell this pungent smell outside the door, and as soon as he steps into the door, the bitterness in the air rushes into his nose and smokes him upside down.

Not the slightest bit of defense.

Not ready to let the neighbors listen to the jokes, Shao Yue closed the soundproof security door, stood in the entrance and pinched his nose and shouted: "Shao Yu! Ahem, ahem! ”

He let out an earth-shattering cough.

The air in the room seemed to be filled with more than just a simple gas, or a storage that could be turned into a liquid in just one step, Shao Yue opened his mouth, and felt like he had drunk a large mouthful of bitter Chinese medicine, this feeling caught him off guard, and he coughed so much that tears were about to come out for a while.

Damn, Shao Yu, bastard!

He was mentally prepared and shouted again, "You come out for me!" ”

The younger brother didn't come out, but it was the younger brother-in-law who came out.

Yu Ge greeted warmly: "Brother, you're back." ”

In the face of this person who looks young, but his actual age is about ten years older than himself, Shao Yue is usually a little uncomfortable, not unwilling to accept his existence, but always feeling that everyone is not very familiar with it, when Yu Ge is there, there is no way to let go like only Shao Yu is there, and he will always pay attention to his image.

In other words, not yet your own people.

But under the attack of this kind of medicinal smell that makes people want to lose their sense of smell, the image was thrown aside by him without hesitation, Shao Yue still maintained the action of pinching his nose, trying to make his mouth open a little less, gritted his teeth and said: "What are you guys doing?!" ”

Yu Ge apologized: "It's okay." ”

Shao Yue: "? ”

Seeing that he didn't understand, Yu Ge explained sincerely: "You can put your hand down." ”

Shao Yue was skeptical, but he really couldn't hold his breath, so he took a breath. Wonderful air. It was as clean and moist as the first snow in the forest, and it seemed to have the fragrance of grass and trees, so that Shao Yue, who was used to the haze of the city, couldn't help but take a deep breath, and his feelings also stabilized.

He finally had his spare hands to take off his shoes and coat, hang up and take off his briefcase, and his thoughts began to spin quickly: "You spent so much money today to buy medicine?" ”

Yu Ge hesitated slightly: "Yes." ”

Shao Yue continued: "What did you do just now, why can't you suddenly smell the medicine?" ”

"A little spell."

"I know, I mean, how did this happen, a talisman, or a finger pinch?" The younger brother should be boiling medicine in the kitchen and can't leave for the time being, and compared to Shao Yu, a guy who doesn't forget to provoke and dig holes when he speaks, the upright and slightly simple sword cultivation is undoubtedly a good object to ask, Shao Yue thought so.

"Finger pinching."

"But I didn't see your fingers move just now?"

"Actually, it moved."

"Huh?"

Yu Ge said sincerely: "With the eyes of mortals, it is normal not to see. ”

A mortal: "......"

Honest and a little simple, hehe.

Shao Yue suddenly thought of something, and pressed the corners of his mouth that twitched a little: "When I asked you before if you spent money to buy medicine, did you hide something?" He said weakly: "Say, I can bear it." ”

Geng Jian Xiu began to count: "We also bought clothes, small wall-lamps by the bedside, ice cream balls, chocolate sundaes, mobile phones, number cards, mobile phone cases, hanging accessories, postcards, watercolor paints, paper, ink, pen and inkstone, octopus balls, grilled eggplant, lamb skewers, ......"

"The most important thing is that your little money, brother, is not much at all."

Shao Yu walked out with his arms crossed and said lazily.

"Do you know, my income is already at the top of the pyramid in H City," Shao Elite Yue said calmly, "You just mocked almost the entire city. ”

"Oh, let them bite me."

“……”

Quarrel with my brother for the Nth time, fail. By the way, the number of successes is 0.

He wisely skipped the topic: "You two are not sick or sick, what kind of medicine?" ”

"Of course it's an elixir," Shao Yu waved his hand indifferently with an attitude of 'of 'of course it's jelly beans', "I haven't started refining yet, now it's just removing the impurities in the raw materials, this is a medicinal herb that we managed to collect after a day of running, and it is suitable for a physique like my brother." ”

Shao Yue quickly understood this sentence.

In the past ten years, out of the longing for his younger brother and some love for the house and the influence of Wu, he has read a lot of fantasy web novels, which have mentioned that the elixir is □□ for mortals who cannot withstand its power, and the narrow meridians of mortals cannot contain the aura in the elixir at all, and if they are forcibly taken, they will only explode and die.

Think about the names of medicinal herbs in YY's novels, the thousand-year-old He Shou Wu, the 10,000-year-old Snow Lotus...... It's just that people don't have a little confidence in their wealth.

Shao Yue's expression became subtle: "Is the money enough?" ”

"Speaking of which," Shao Yu looked stern: "Brother, I seem to have poked a leak." ”

What a familiar feeling.

The corners of Shao Yue's mouth twitched: "You say." ”

The two brothers exchanged their experiences today, during which Yu Ge went to the kitchen to take a look, and came back again, coming out with food and chicken soup.

"I'll wash my hands first, and talk while eating."

Wait, there are stir-fried vegetables and stewed soups, there should be no vacant seats on the gas stove, right, how is the medicine boiled?

Shao Yue went to the kitchen.

After a while, he let out a high-pitched scream: "Bastard brother! Is this how an induction cooker is used? ”

"Brother, you are prejudiced," Shao Yu said: "It's very good to be able to maintain a constant temperature without anyone looking at it, if it weren't for the fact that there are no refiners here, maybe we could improve the alchemy furnace and bring a revolution to the cultivation realm." ”

"Anyway, why do you still have to buy an induction cooker when you have gas?"

Tired and not loved.

Shao Yue rolled his eyes and went to eat.

The food greatly healed his brother's tired mind, and he was only amazed at the astronomical wealth that his brother had just obtained during the day, which was a small meaning compared to the immortality of the dead who traveled through time and space.

The food did not smell like a medicinal herb.

Shao Yue said later: "Let me think about it, at the beginning, you had a way to control the taste in the kitchen or simply make it not emit, right?" "If it's all this battle, then what about those who hide and refine medicine in fantasy novels, they can't smell three thousand miles away from the wind.

He looked at Jian Xiu.

Honest Yu giggled and nodded.

"Then why ......"

That being said, he already had a hunch.

Shao Yu smiled happily: "Of course, it's to let you feel it, brother, how about it, isn't it fresh and exciting?" ”

Really.

When my brother is away, I miss him; When my brother is here, I want to beat him!

A desperate fact is that he can't beat him now and even in the future

I'm so tired.

The considerate Yu Ge said: "Will this cause trouble for my brother?" ”

Shao Yue put down his chopsticks: "The soldiers will block, and the water will cover it." Anyway, the things have been sold, the money and goods are cleared, and the surveillance pictures are not what they were, and you enter and exit the apartment with a completely different image, even if you want to track it down, it is difficult to trace me. ”

"There's another flaw." *2

The two brothers said at the same time.

Shao Yue smiled bitterly: "My credit card has a credit card record." ”

The trouble in modern times is in the various systems of supervision. Household registration, roadside surveillance, bank system ...... Never ignore the clues, when they come together, they are terrifying enough that the ancient method of erasing amnestics is no longer advisable in this matter.

At that time, Shao Yue also told the bank's customer service that the credit card was not stolen.

It is too passive to expect no one to be tempted by huge wealth or cherish jadeite, so for the sake of today, is there only a way to run away or manipulate bank insiders to smash consumption records? There are also records on the credit card machine of the herb shop and the call records of the customer service.

Shao Yu asked sternly: "Do you have a psychological barrier to breaking the law and committing crimes?" ”

Shao Yue replied cautiously: "I have no obstacle to this kind of thing that is done to protect myself from harm and will not cause harm to others. But isn't it too late? It's been hours. ”

"If only you agreed," the good-looking young man smiled easily, "We've done it a long time ago." ”

Shao Yue didn't ask what would happen if he didn't agree.

Just as Shao Yu knew him, he also knew Shao Yu. I'm very happy, even though time and space separate them, and when they meet again, their appearance and height have changed, but the essence is still the same, the tacit understanding is still there, and the bond is still there. Shao Yue smiled warmly and teased: "You can sue me, what kind of 'elixir' are you going to refine?" ”

Shao Yu said in a disgusted tone: "Strengthening the body and staying away from diseases, there is only such a small effect, and it is reluctant to say that the elixir, let alone the elixir." ”

"It's already good."

The crystal chandelier above the head emitted a soft light, and after dinner, the family entered a leisure time, and the three of them sat on the sofa, watching TV, reading books, and playing games, Shao Yue said coldly: "That induction cooker was bought by my mother." When the mall was on sale, my head was congested and rushed to buy it, and I lost it to me when I found that I couldn't use it. ”

He raised his head and looked at his brother's side face: "When are you going to go back and see?" ”

Shao Yu continued to play Tetris quietly for a long time before he said, "Are you sure I won't scare my parents out of illness?" I remember they didn't believe in ghosts and gods. ”

Shao Yue turned to ask another person, "What about you?" Don't want to meet Xiao Yu's parents? ”

Yu Ge almost tore up the book: "Look at the meaning of roasted fish." ”

Shao Yue rubbed his ears to make sure he heard correctly: "Grilled fish?" He pretended to be stupid + sneered: "Tomorrow's dinner?" "By the way, in "Emperor Yan" of the eunuch, the male protagonist Yu Ge did call his rival like this.

GAMEOVER。

Immune to ridicule, and also remembered the novel, Shao Yu put down the game console, and suddenly said: "Yu Ge, do you want to see 'Xiaobi'?" ”