Chapter 1: In a hurry, they were all bear children (Part I)

This volume is a special volume, as the name suggests, it is not originally available, and it has no connection with the context of the subject article, so you don't have to subscribe. This volume is mainly some YY of this comic, including a fantasy of this comic a few years ago...... But it's obvious that Ben Tease was still too young at the time!

It is used to commemorate the [former] goddess of this teas, Yang Lingxue's true body.

[It's actually a classroom next door to a school.,I don't know how to face _(:3ゝ∠)_]

I would like to quote a quote from the English language: "Themelodyofouronderfuljuniorschooldaysisclosetothedestinydluck,forallofyou!"

Everyone who graduated understands what kind of mood this is, and this joke won't say more.

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Because some of the data in this volume is difficult to find, most of it is estimated based on other things, or everyone thinks that this is a parallel time and space, and some things may be the same as the setting in "Earth Online", but some things are different, and it's over. Let's not worry about the details......

【doubiarning】

[All the content in this volume is YY content, although it may be close to the real world, but this will definitely not be the real world!] 】

[Do not sit down with the content in this volume, this comma has the final right to interpret all contents!] 】

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Let's talk about the setting of this parallel world.

In principle, the beginning of this world is the turbulent and magnificent year 2012. (Come to a bottle of eighty-two years of cool crookedness, dear, this is the first time this funny has seen the goddess!) It's worth commemorating, and it's also worth writing a special volume for this commemo. Of course, in order to write the events that this comic is best at, the birth year of this comic and the goddess is naturally not real. )

However, the international exchange rate is unshakable: 1 euro = 2.5 rubles = 1.25 pounds sterling = 1.5 dollars = 9 soft girls = 100 yen. The value of the objects is also according to the value of today, of course, this is a parallel world, and we can't ask this world to be very similar to our world, nor can we ask this world to be completely different from our world - after all, this world is a perfect world that does not exist, and Ben Joke (or a new pseudonym mechanic) has subjectively convened, you know.

In this world, Liu Fei is a recognized man-made... People, Yang Lingxue, as the incarnation of the goddess of this teasing, will naturally appear.

It's just that Liu Fei is studying mechanical engineering at the School of Mechanical Engineering of the Technical University of Munich, which is known as the "Massachusetts Institute of Technology in Europe", and he will get a good job position when he graduates, of course, this premise is that the credits are enough (the son of a colleague of my mother's mother is in high school in the UK, and he went to a general high school in the UK because he couldn't get into a key high school in China, but now six years have passed, and he has not come up with a certificate...... Sadly...... Good...... )。

However, Liu Fei is a genius-level man-made... How can people worry that their credits are not enough?

Yang Lingxue (the incarnation of the goddess of this comic, all of which will use the real personality of the goddess of this comic to the greatest extent) is a very scholarly choice of the University of Melbourne's medical school and the School of Pharmacy for further study. As a big Buddha who has been steadily pressing in front of Liu Fei since junior high school, this one is naturally very proud (proud) and trustworthy (coquettish).

Liu Fei's honor mission this time only has the magic transformation three-piece set, the magic transformation workstation, and the holy grail from the great Einzberen family. In addition, the "Fantasy Carnival" super space battleship was also sent, but this time its function was mostly blocked, and only a few space prospecting ships and space transport ships could be produced to make some hydrocarbons out of the carbon and hydrogen elements in the universe.

(Hey, hey, aren't hydrocarbons the main components of the legendary oil, gasoline, diesel, hydrocarbons, alkanes, alkenes, and aromatic hydrocarbons?) )

Modern materials science is very important, without high-strength aluminum alloys, you can't make airplanes; Without high-purity silicon single crystals, it is impossible to manufacture electronic products as tall as CPUs; Without high-strength titanium alloys, it is impossible to make an aircraft with more than Mach 3; Without special steel, it is very impossible to build an aircraft carrier or something......

However, Liu Fei and Yang Lingxue's memories were changed this time - the memories of the two became the memories and thoughts of the old comic god and the old comic goddess respectively. Think. (Let's not talk about the goddess's name, anyway, "Yang" is a real surname, but "Ling Xue" is just written according to the goddess's appearance and personality characteristics.) )

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Liu Fei held the MacBookPro he bought as a distinguished professor of Chinese at the Technical University of Munich on the grass and began to search for what he needed on the Internet.

(You can really have it in Germany, because many universities in Germany have Chinese classes, and I am also drunk)

Although Liu Fei once claimed to be a junior celebrity in junior high school, in fact, Liu Fei could only be regarded as a primary school student in the eyes of real celebrities. Liu Fei relied on the computer specialty course he learned for a few days in his spare time in elementary school, and received teaching like a god; Then, after finding information on the Internet and learning a little, when I finally had a little achievement, all the materials on the Internet were banned; In the end, Liu Fei continued to explore in his own life, although some technologies have degraded, but in general, Liu Fei is still quite powerful, in the eyes of some whites, Liu Fei is completely a "god".

Liu Fei used his own means to cross a barrier (everyone knows what this evil barrier is), connected to the penguin registered in China, and found the familiar and unfamiliar penguin contact person in the contact list.

Liu Fei typed on the keyboard what he had been trying to say since he studied abroad for several years: "Sovielejahre, Bistduinordnung, Ichliebedich. [Actually, this is what this joke wants to say]

Unexpectedly, after a while, Yang Lingxue actually replied: "Youarestillse, hydoyouusegerman?butiloveit. I like it though. [Both the goddess of this and the goddess of this is considered a strange person...... So, don't worry about it so clearly~~~]

Liu Fei immediately continued typing on the keyboard: "habensieeiitternummerhaben?" )”

Yang Lingxue naturally understands that people are in foreign countries, of course, things like Twitter or Facebook are better to communicate, is it possible to use the international version of something? So I sent a Twitter account and a Facebook account.

Liu Fei reacted very quickly — a new technique that Liu Fei had practiced over the years — and quickly added two accounts......

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That was about ten years ago, but Liu Fei remembers everything vividly.

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【doubiarning】

The following incident is definitely a true story written by Ben Teasing with a conscience for all the judges.

However, for the goddess of Ben Tease, if she saw something, then Ben Tease didn't say anything......

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At that time, Liu Fei was an out-and-out "weirdo", although there was no unique performance, but Liu Fei was very unsociable, it can be said that as long as Liu Fei appeared, there was generally nothing.

When he was in the third year of junior high school, Liu Fei stumbled into it by mistake, or he felt a unique feeling from the depths of his heart.

Liu Fei had never felt this way.

It came so fast, so immediate.

Under the subtle influence of Liu Fei's grandmother, Liu Fei was a somewhat superstitious person, so he thought that this was a sign from heaven.

So Liu Fei began to have a crazy unrequited love (which is exactly what Ben Dou is doing now. —January 9, 2016), although it didn't lead to any major results until I graduated from junior high school (I hope not.) - March 19, 2016), but Liu Fei is still very happy that he can have such a good memory.

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Later, after the college entrance examination, Liu Fei was admitted to the Technical University of Munich, which is the location of BMW's headquarters, and after graduation, he can directly enter the BMW headquarters with his own ability. Such a high starting point is very important for Liu Fei. (In fact, Ben Tzu thinks that Ben Dou hopes to be admitted to the University of Egg Hatching, so that my father, uncle, and second uncle's three children are all hatching eggs~~~)

After Yang Lingxue finished the college entrance examination, she traveled around the world for a year, and after returning, she went to the University of Melbourne to study medicine and pharmacy related to biology, which she was interested in.

In the previous year, Yang Lingxue had seen too much warmth and coldness in the world, and it could be regarded as a reflection on this society. You will have some understanding, so that learning can not be said to be twice the result with half the effort, but at least it can achieve greater efficiency of transformation.

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p; Although nearly ten years have passed since graduation, Liu Fei still can't forget everyone in his class.

I can't forget everyone's face, everyone's voice, everyone's words and deeds......

Although some people have not heard from each other after graduating from junior high school or high school like a sewing needle thrown into the vast sea, Liu Fei still remembers the bits and pieces that happened with these classmates.

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I remember that time, the head teacher checked. Checking the dormitory, Liu Fei was happily eating spicy noodles in the dormitory, and while eating, he was dancing and arguing with his good friends about the aviation industry. In the process of arguing, there are naturally things related to the physics taught by the class teacher, and they are very profound.

[Our homeroom teacher is a monk halfway, and the original homeroom teacher is now teaching the third year of junior high school after giving birth to a child.. I went, and our homeroom teacher took over our class in the third year of junior high school. It's a physics teacher~~~Strong ~~~ (Now I've lost weight, it's incredible~——March 19, 2016)]

At this time, the head teacher's hair appeared in the glass of the doorway (don't ask me why it was hair).

The head teacher came in and scanned the floor, then looked at the door, and was ready to go out through the dormitory door.

But just as he was about to step out of the dormitory door, the head teacher turned around and said, "It's spicy......

Then the head teacher left with a smile, looking harmless to humans and animals.

Liu Fei was very puzzled, he hid the spicy strips behind his back, how could he be seen by the head teacher?

At this time, Liu Fei's good friend pointed out the crux of the problem - part of the packaging bag of Liu Fei's spicy strips leaked out.

Later, Liu Fei's head teacher didn't say anything, but still smiled, which also seems to be a characteristic that the head teacher has always had since he took over. This characteristic accompanied Liu Fei's last year and a half of junior high school life, and it is also the most memorable for Liu Fei after graduating from junior high school.

Liu Fei gradually forgot about this incident later, but later in high school, during an event to return to his junior high school alma mater, Liu Fei's homeroom teacher mentioned this incident, and Liu Fei immediately felt tears. It's not easy to make a teacher remember, let alone a physics teacher like this. There are 1670 students in four classes a year, and Liu Fei can be remembered as standing out from 167 students.

(The old bean of this fun is such a fierce person, and he has known the old bean from the elementary school homeroom teacher to the high school homeroom teacher now.) It's terrible.,The elementary school homeroom teachers of the old beans who are funny are all eight.. Ninety year old lady...... )

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Scenes of the past appeared in front of Liu Fei's eyes, and it can even be said that the good memories of the previous period were projected from Liu Fei's eyes like a slideshow.

Liu Fei estimated that he should be considered to be having a good life among his classmates, at least the small life was still quite moisturizing, and he just went to class every day, and then went to class. (The former "class" refers to Liu Fei sitting in the classroom as a student and listening to the professor's lectures, and the latter "class" refers to Liu Fei standing on the podium as a professor to Germany.) People take Chinese lessons. There really is this course, at least that's what Ben Tease heard. )

When he has nothing to do, Liu Fei can also study the world's major events in his office, and carefully analyze the bullshit relationship between Hollywood and Korean entertainment. However, Liu Fei, who thought that his IQ was insufficient in this regard, found that his IQ balance could not go up at all, because he couldn't analyze anything.

In addition, Liu Fei can also gag with good friends he met in Germany, such as Liu Fei has a friend who works as a pilot at Lufthansa, and a group of ground staff who rely on this friend to know.

(Don't be a ground crew to kill the air crew~~~)

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Anyway, the former goddess of this teasing said that she was looking for a muscular foreign man, which made this teaser also hehe. It seems that our class was supposed to tease one of them who thought she was pretty (I didn't say anything!! Therefore, Ben Tan has prepared a curve to save the country.

The strategy of this teaser is divided into three steps, and after the first two steps are completed, it is almost up to the requirements~~~

[Well, it's next door to our class...... God......]

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This volume has been difficult to give birth for so long, in fact, the main reason is that this volume is not as easy as others, and this volume is relatively heavy for the mechanic, that is, this commemo, so ,......