30. Calculation
After all, Bilian is the owner of the gold, and Rob has no choice but to step forward to be polite no matter how much he doesn't like it, "Niangniang is noble and sloppy, and Xiao'an is full of flowers." ”
Rob complimented Bilian's preference - it doesn't cost money to shoot the sycophants anyway.
"Bold!" Bi Lian's face was frosted, "Niangniang is also what you can call?" ”
"......" Rob was speechless, not wanting to entangle with the paranoid patient anymore, but he was unwilling to accept it like this, and asked instead: "Why didn't Mrs. Cui come today?" Ah, by the way......" Rob pretended to come to his senses, "you're going to get married tomorrow, so Mrs. Cui must be busy at home with guests." ”
"Huh." Bi Lian seemed to think of something, smiled proudly, and replied: "I am not the same here, for your Peach Blossom Temple, my Cui family has always been benevolent and righteous. ”
Rob blinked and thanked heartily: "Thank you, thank you so much, thank you for your family." ”
If it weren't for Mrs. Cui's help, and Zhang Sheng's supervisor, it would really be a family, and when he thought that Bilian was going to marry that prodigal son, Rob was really happy in his heart, which can be regarded as sacrificing himself to save others and eliminate harm for the people.
"This fellow Daoist is ......," Rob smiled and turned his head to the old Daoist.
Lao Dao's nostrils snorted at the sky, and Bi Lian introduced: "This is the Heavenly Remnant, a famous mage, who has always been trusted by my mother, and my mother is afraid that I will have an accident, so let him accompany me to watch the ceremony." ”
Rob's belly: Heavenly remnants? It doesn't look like that place is crippled, don't be brain-dead, right?
"Hello senior." Rob bowed respectfully, and no matter how dissatisfied with the politeness he was, he still had to talk about it.
The Celestial Remnant snorted again, and Rob was worried that he would snort and fall back into his own face.
"Little demon snake, the ability to hide demonic energy is not small, I, the world's first person with high mana, can't even find the demonic energy on you." The Heavenly Remnant rebuked sharply, as if he couldn't tell that Rob was a monster, but that it was Rob's fault.
As soon as these words came out, Rob's face changed, and Bilian was even more almost dizzy - this person is too calm, don't spoil the big thing.
Rob sneered: "Dare to ask this world's number one Taoist, you didn't find out that I have demonic energy, how dare you assert that I am a snake demon?" ”
"She sued me!" Tian Remnant stretched out his hand and pointed at Bilian and said loudly, just like that, he didn't admit himself.
Bi Lian was almost angry to death, but she denied it so far, so she had to laugh and said: "You are a snake demon is what I saw with my own eyes last time, but well, you saved my life, this kindness I am toothless and unforgettable, and I am afraid that he will hurt you by mistake by telling the truth to the Taoist." ”
"Huh." Why is this so unpleasant, toothless and unforgettable, so call a Taoist priest who catches demons? Rob couldn't help but laugh and explained to the Heavenly Remnant: "That's the last time Miss Cui met a monster, and she was so frightened that she was dazzled, where do you think I look like a snake demon?" ”
Tianzhuzi looked Luo Bu up and down with Danfeng's eyes, and he was also quite confused: "It looks like a beautiful girl." ”
Rob smiled generously, "The senior has won the award." ”
Laughing so much that Tianzhizi's face was slightly red, but he felt a little at a loss.
They went back and forth to make Bilian on the side angry, she boasted of her beauty, and the remnants of the sky didn't buy her accounts, if the remnants didn't buy everyone's accounts, it would be okay, just think he was stupid, but the remnants of the sky were very good at Luo Bu's blue eyes, fortunately, Bilian had already dug the pit, just waiting for Rob to jump in by himself.
Rob only treated Princess Bilian as ill, and modestly led Bilian and Tiancripple to the VIP seat in front of the stage, and went around to inspect the surroundings with a few polite words.
It is said that it is a VIP seat, in fact, it is two chairs, and the rest are standing tickets, which is a simple ceremony, but there is no TV or computer pastime in that world, and there are a large number of people watching the slightest wind and grass.
Fortunately, Rob had a lot of experience, and set up the rostrum in front of the door of the newly built house, except for the front hall and the ceremonial place where incense was burned, and the rest of the place was blocked with thick lines.
Rob mixed in the crowd and walked all the way through, and when he slipped to the door of the Peach Blossom Nunnery, he found that Jingyue lowered her head and was concentrating on chanting Buddha, and there was not a single red paper on the wall, no, even the red paper in front of her was clean.
Rob observed, walked over and threw a handful of copper into the box, and reported the number, Jingyue wrote it down carefully, and everyone understood what was going on with the strange-looking box.
Although Jingyue is not good at words, she has the same attitude towards the pilgrims who give alms, and she is really considerate of the donor's mood when doing this work.
In the blink of an eye, the auspicious time had come, and Rob was worried about his tail being exposed, so he went straight to the stage through the back door of the house.
Standing on the stage, the people in the audience quickly quieted down, and soon the silence could be heard, Rob looked at the thousands of pairs of eyes in the audience looking at him, as if returning to the time when everyone was in the limelight before, and instantly burst with vanity, and shouted excitedly: "Ladysandgentlemen!"
The audience looked at each other blankly, and a thousand words converged into one sentence: What is she talking about?
As soon as Rob spoke, he knew that he was wrong, and the donkey fell to the ground and continued: "Om (ong), Ma (ma), ne (ni), horn (bei), Mi (mei), 吽 (hong)!" ”
As soon as I said this, most of the people in the audience understood, and they all expressed that the Peach Blossom Nunnery is worthy of the thousand-year-old temple, not only what "palace ceremony" was held, but even the opening remarks were so quoted from the classics.
"Well, it's a bit ......of a skill," Tian Yanzi said admiringly, he didn't know what the proverb in front of him was, it seemed that he had to go back and look through the Buddhist scriptures to study again.
Rob saw that the crisis had passed, so he sighed secretly, and praised Mrs. Cui's righteousness with all his might, and the credit of everyone was also indispensable, and after the speech, he invited Mrs. Cui, a representative of noble character and selflessness for the people, to cut the ribbon on stage, and the ceremony was over after cutting the ribbon.
Although it's a bit nondescript to build a house and cut the ribbon or something, but, whocare? Some people watch the excitement, some people act, Rob has always only wanted the result.
In front of everyone's eyes, Bilian walked to the stage in all directions, even Rob had to admit that Bilian was indeed good-looking, and the people in the audience were even more eager - most of them came to see Bilian of the Cui family.
Miao Zhen stood quietly and waited with a tray in it, and in the tray was a large pair of scissors, the edge of which was stained with rust, and it looked old and heavy.
It stands to reason that Miao Zhen is also at a young age, with a beautiful appearance, but Miao Zhen, who is wearing a gray fluttering monk's robe, stands next to Bilian, who is full of silk and jewelry, and is destined to be ignored.
Miaozhen looked at Bilian, who was looking forward to herself, and thought that such a good rich and good-looking lovely son was going to marry Zhang Sheng's scumbag - Miaozhen was almost really going to see through the red dust.
Bilian didn't want to waste any eyes on Miaozhen, she stretched out her hand to pick up the big scissors like a flower, but she didn't take it for the first time, her face was slightly embarrassed, she squinted at Rob with her eyes, and then used all her strength to get the scissors, and picked it up, but her hand was too small, one hand couldn't use it, and finally she had to use both hands regardless of the posture, tried a few times, and even cut the tape, and finally cut the ribbons on both sides of the red hydrangea made of paper.
Rob took the lead in clapping vigorously, and the audience naturally followed the applause - and learned new skills from the thousand-year-old temple.
In the applause, Miao Zhen caught the red hydrangea with a tray, handed the tray forward slightly, and waited for Bilian to put the scissors back, and then Rob could announce the end of the ceremony, and everyone could go back to their homes and find their mothers.
Bilian looked back at Rob with scissors in both hands, but the ridicule on Rob's face just now was in her eyes, and she couldn't help but be full of resentment: You dare to tease me, see who you and I have the last laugh!
The conscience of heaven and earth, Rob is afraid that something will go wrong at the ceremony, how dare she play tricks on Bilian, she can't help it, before the ceremony, she found out that the whole Peach Blossom Nunnery is poor and doesn't do needlework, up and down there is such a pair of scissors in the kitchen, usually used to cut vegetables or something, it has not broken for decades, it is naturally old and heavy.
Rob saw that Bi Lian's eyes were not good, and knew that this beam was finished, anyway, she and Bi Lian didn't like each other, so Luo Bu didn't go to his heart, no matter how many people couldn't get used to it, the days still had to go on, so he smiled and took the initiative to give Bi Lian a step: "The scissors are sharp, please use them carefully." ”
Waiting for Rob to get closer, Bilian slightly sideways blocked the eyes of the audience, smiled weirdly, turned the tip of the scissors, and slashed it towards the sleeve, and suddenly a sticky blood arrow spurted out.
True. Dog blood, sprinkled Rob all over.
For this bit of dog blood, Bilian killed all the black dogs that had been raised for several years, just to let Rob show his prototype under everyone's gaze! If it is confirmed that she is a snake demon, everyone will inevitably shout and beat, and at that time, don't say that she wants a string of small Buddha beads, it is fate, and it is not up to her to take it.
It's a pity that Bilian is still disappointed, Rob has not changed at all, no, she still has changed, and her anger is burning.
Rob, who was covered in blood, was furious: he dared to design to harm me in front of everyone! This is going to affect the business of Peach Blossom Temple, can you afford to be responsible?
Without waiting for Rob to speak, Bilian threw the scissors into Rob's lap and fell gracefully to the ground in slow motion like a dance of "ah".
"You wicked, you dare to harm people!" Thinking that Rob had injured Bilian, the remnant of the sky jumped on the stage all of a sudden, looking at this explosive power, claiming to be the first in the world is also a bit of a real ability.
Rob easily avoided the scissors with a twist of his tail, and wanted to kick Bi Lian's face, and at the last moment, he remembered that he only had a tail, and easily lifted Miaozhen's tray and smashed it on Bi Lian and scolded: "Seniors said that you are a demon, and you dare to pretend to be dead when you spray people with blood?" ”
The remnant of the sky was stunned for a moment, and said hurriedly: "How can she be a demon......
"You say she's not a demon? Then she must have been possessed by a ghost, and it is said that hitting her hard can make the possessed demon escape! With that, Rob bent down to pick up the tray and smashed it down.
Bi Lian felt the wind in her ears, and her body ached, and she peeked and saw the tray smashing down with her head and face, and she was so frightened that she rolled to the side without caring about her demeanor, and shouted: "Dao Chang save me~"
"Huh." Rob returned the tray in his hand to Miaozhen and smiled sincerely: "Senior, look, isn't this cured." ”
"It's amazing!" Bilian said that there is a snake demon in the peach blossom nunnery, specializing in demagoguery, and the host is fascinated, so he prepared a generous gift to invite him to subdue the demon and eliminate the demon, but he didn't expect that the so-called snake spirit has no demonic spirit, is polite and good-looking, knowledgeable, and will cure diseases.
The audience applauded and applauded just now as Rob did, although the beauty is so lovely, and the beauty is pitiful when she falls, but it's funny to watch the beauty make a fool of herself, not to mention that things are still twists and turns, and finally end in comedy.
Bilian made another plan when she couldn't make a plan, pretending that her body would not lean against Rob, thinking that she would tear off Rob's skirt in public and expose her snake tail in front of people.
But she forgot one thing, once Rob knew that Bi Lian was uneasy and kind, he naturally took precautions, reached out and easily clamped Bi Lian's arm and shook it hard, peeking at Bi Lian's face, the force was just between making her scream and unable to struggle.
"Miss Cui has just recovered from her illness, please rest in the house!" Rob twisted the unwilling Bilian and turned around and walked into the house that had just been built, and the remnants of the sky naturally followed behind Rob.
Bi Lian, who seemed to have nothing to do, flashed a hint of pride on her face that the treacherous plan was about to succeed.