The new year is about a week away, and unlike Kitano Castle, which is heavy in snow, the small town in the southern part of the Fire Country is just beginning to feel the chill. "Words * love * first * hair

In one of the largest izakaya in town, a silver-haired young man sat at a table near the corner. Dressed in a ninja outfit, the pattern on the forehead guard is the symbol of Konoha.

The young man poured the glass full of wine, not in a hurry to drink, and drooped his dead fish eyes idly, but secretly concentrated his mind on Cheng Dù, who could hear the noisy words around him as clearly as possible.

Since ancient times, there has been no more circulation of news than prostitutes. Hospitals, casinos, and taverns.

"Yo, isn't this Konoha Kakashi-san? Alone? ”

The man wearing the forehead guard of the Tang Ninja Village suddenly came over to talk, and with a smile on his face, he sat next to the silver-haired young man by himself.

"I'm Nakamura of Yunin Village, I've been looking up for a long time, Kakashisan."

Kakashi didn't know what he meant, so he turned his head and curled his crescent eyes, and said politely, "It turned out to be Nakamura-san." ”

It's said that it turned out, but in fact, Kakashi, who has always had a great memory, didn't remember knowing this man named Nakamura.

However, no matter whether the person who comes is good or not, Kakashi has his own way of dealing with this kind of ninja from another village with unknown intentions.

"Ah, it's the end of December, and it's still a green scene, which is amazing." Nakamura made such an opening remark, not caring whether the famous ninja at the same table was interested in his topic, and talked freely: "Unlike Kitano Castle at the tip of the northern country, when I left the other day, it was already covered with a patch of silver frost, and even the most hardy plum blossoms withered due to the severe cold of Kitano. It is said that in just one month, the sudden appearance of a large whirlpool in the middle of the river has swallowed up five or six passing cargo ships, and the residents along the river say that there must be a water monster at the bottom of the river......

Nakamura had met Kakashi several times before during the mission, and as an ordinary ninja from an insignificant small ninja village, he was usually embarrassed to talk to a famous ninja from the big ninja village. Today, it's rare to meet the first technician of Konoha again, maybe it's because of the sudden rush in my heart - I have entered the same prostitute as the famous Sharingan Kakashi. Yard, maybe I slept with the same prostitute. Woman---This kind of intimacy made it natural for Nakamura to talk to the first technician.

As he spoke, he couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart and let his gaze drift to the mask of the silver-haired young man next to him.

Pig nose, pig nose.

I want to see it, I want to see it.

Kakashi felt that the strange ninja looked at him a bit like he looked at a strange beast in a zoo. And, his smile ...... It's too weird to look at!

Nakamura, who was unusually chattering, kept talking about some inconsequential things for more than ten minutes, until a companion called him behind him, and then he got up and saluted Kakashi: "It's such a pleasure to meet you today!" ”

…… I couldn't figure out what he was trying to say. Kakashi blinked in confusion.

However, Nakamura didn't take two steps and then looked back and smiled: "By the way, Kakashisan, I know that there is a good house in the town, although it is not as good as Dew Street, but there are also one or two girls who can be seen, do you want to go and play together?" ”

…… I was invited to prostitute by a ninja from another village. Hospital.

Kakashi's dead fish eyes glared at him, and he refused very gentlemanly, "No need, I still have a mission ahead of me." ”

Nakamura walked to his companions who were waiting for him, with great pity.

After a while, the first technician after the rest had finished settling the bill and was about to move on to his next destination, when he reached the door of the izakaya when a sentence suddenly drifted in his ears that made him stop his steps suddenly.

The person who spoke was some distance away from him, and his voice was deliberately low, and if it weren't for Kakashi's tense nerves all the time, or if he had a moment of slackness, he probably wouldn't have heard it.

For him, it is really not a good word, but at this moment, it is like a piece of driftwood encountered by a drowning man in the sea.

“…… I heard that Kakashi Hachiki has a pig's nose hahaha! ”

As soon as his footsteps turned, his body was as fast as the wind. The silver-haired ninja pressed the speaker's shoulder, and the right eye under the forehead guard was imposing: "Say what you just said again." ”

Nakamura was so frightened that he couldn't speak: "Ka, Kakakashisan!" No, no, no, no, it's none of my business!! ”

The ninja who had been around him to listen to gossip hurriedly fled in fear, and the silver-haired ninja had no time to care about unrelated people at this time.

Kakashi's hand on his shoulder tightened, and he repeated with a frown, "Say what you just said again." ”

"No, no, no, no......

"Say it quickly."

"I, I, I ......"

Kakashi's dark eyes flashed with a cold light, and he raised one hand to touch his forehead, as if to show off his sharingan.

Nakamura's feet were soft, and his heart was also dead, so he simply closed his eyes and said, "Kakashi Hachiki has a pig's nose!" ”

Kakashi's heart moved, and he continued to ask quietly with a face still on his face, "Where did you hear that?" ”

"A prostitute in the Flower Drunken House on Dew Street. Female said! ”

Nakamura said this sentence with his eyes closed, stiffening his body and waiting for the storm to come. I waited a long time, but nothing happened. Finally couldn't help but open his eyes a slit, only to find that the hand that was holding his shoulder just now had been released at some point, and the silver-haired young man in front of him ...... Long gone.

Actually...... That's it? At last...... Escaped?

Nakamura let out a heavy breath and collapsed in his chair.

- Kakashi Hachiki has a pig's nose.

At the beginning, Rika was still in Konoha Village, and she often entangled the first technician with unrest. When eating, pick and choose, the food you love must be served in front of her, and the chopsticks that don't like to eat will not touch it. Princess Rika is a very strict carnivore.

Kakashi tried to convince her to break this bad habit, but was met with a fatal rebuttal: "If you can get rid of the bad habit of being late, then I'll change it." ”

Rika bent her eyes triumphantly—he wouldn't change it when he saw it dead.

Kakashi paused: "...... Well, it's not necessarily a bad thing that people have one or two bad habits. "-- The festival fell all over the floor.

But in this way, when the first technician and the princess girl eat together, in line with the principle of not wasting it, they can only eat up the vegetables she dislikes.

One day, the first technician finally couldn't bear it anymore: "Princess, girls who eat only meat and no vegetables all day long will gradually become fat like pigs." ”

Lixiang chopsticks were stunned, and said unhappily: "You scolded me? ”

Kakashi Yoshimasaki said, "Do you know that form complements form? That is, all the meat you eat will grow on you. - baseless nonsense.

Rika's eyes widened as if she had heard it for the first time: "Really? ”

Kakashi nodded solemnly.

And then—

Rika beckoned the proprietress to order a plate of pig noses, and pushed it in front of him: "Complement form with form, right?" You eat a plate of pig's nose every day, and if you can grow a pig's nose one day, I will believe you. ”

The corners of Kakashi's twitching mouth caressed and smoothed.

From then on, whenever Kakashi complained about Rika's bad habits, the dead girl made a pig-nosed grimace at him maliciously - she really didn't have the grace of a princess of a country!

The silver-haired ninja recalled this past in frustration, if it weren't for the full speed rush, he would have raised his hand to his forehead to drive such an unbearable memory out of his mind. By the way, wipe the cold sweat from the corners of your forehead.

Dew Street......

It turned out that I went to a place so far away as Kitano Castle.

I hope he doesn't have to go on any business until he arrives.

-- Pig nose.

But, Princess, can you give a hint in another way!!

The author has something to say: look and see, the whole chapter is Kakashi!

ps: bw's child paper, all the meat you eat will grow on your body!!

^(* ̄(oo) ̄)^← the protagonist of this chapter, the pig's nose