Round 267 male pregnancy

The average temperature in Zurich at the end of March is 4-11 degrees Celsius, which is a dry season, and there is less precipitation, because it is dry, so even if the average temperature is low, it does not feel cold, and it is a very comfortable season.

She is five months pregnant, her lower belly is obviously bulging, her body is slightly heavy, she is also rounded, and her legs have been able to walk normally with proper exercise, and she no longer needs crutches, but she still needs knee pads for protection.

In a few days, she and Kangxi are going back, Grandma Miao is very reluctant, thinking that the air in Zurich is good, the medical conditions are also good, and she can stay until she gives birth before going back, she can also take care of Wanying nearby, and her granddaughter can be hugged as soon as possible after birth, but Kangxi only believes in Jiang Wei's medical skills and does not trust other doctors.

Besides, he should go back to earn milk powder money after he has been on strike for too long.

In the past few days, Geng Bumei has been urging him several times a day, and threatening him that if he doesn't go back, he will jump into the Huangpu River and die to show him.

Grandma Miao had no choice but to give up, and complained, 'If you have a daughter-in-law, you don't want a mother!' ’

When Kangxi heard this, he tried his best to coax his mother, promising her to wait for Wanwan to give birth to a child, and after the confinement, he flew over with a family of three and lived in it for a year and a half, and then she couldn't get rid of him even if she wanted to.

This quid pro quo won the heart of Grandma Miao, after all, when her son is older, she will always have her own family, she is not in good health, if she wants to go back, Kang Yu must not agree, she is so old, and she can't help much in the matter of her pregnancy, in case she gets sick again, it will add to the chaos, Tan Palace has Chen's mother, she can put a hundred hearts, as long as she is patient in Zurich and waits for her baby granddaughter to fall to the ground.

"As soon as your granddaughter is born, you have to notify me as soon as possible!"

"Got it, Mom! I won't forget jì. Kangxi kissed her on the face.

Grandma Miao was satisfied, because she loved cheese, and taking advantage of the good weather, she began to run the market, scavenging all kinds of cheese, and let her take it back.

On the day of departure, Grandma Miao cried profusely at the thought of separating from her son and daughter-in-law, and told her to take care of her body with a handful of snot and tears.

After getting along for two months, Wanwan really liked this mother-in-law, and when she cried, she cried too, and the two immediately hugged each other.

Kangxi and Kang Yu frowned when they saw it, but they couldn't pull them apart, so they had to patiently coax their wives until they broke into laughter.

The luggage back was twice as much as when he came, Kangxi had to buy two new suitcases, after packing, he helped Yingying to get in the car and sit down, and then put the luggage one by one into the station wagon at the airport to pick up the airport, and when he picked up one of the 29-inch boxes, he felt like he was a lot heavier, but he didn't take it to heart and stuffed it directly into the trunk.

The three dogs and one rat have been packed and shipped to the airport for consignment as when they came.

Sitting in the car, she habitually checked her belongings to see if she had brought all the documents, and found that her knee pads were forgotten on the sofa in the living room, and she just wanted to get out of the car and go back to the house to get it, Kang Yu suddenly walked to the car door.

After getting along for two months, she and this father-in-law rarely spoke, and nodded when they met, saying hello, she looked at him in surprise, just about to call someone, her mouth was not opened, and with a snap, Kang Yu slapped a gift box next to the red envelope, just like the red envelope that gave her that time, and after the shooting, the person left.

She glanced at it, it was a sports gift box, and when she opened it, it was the latest knee pad set from the world's most high-end sports brand Under.Armour, which was specially designed for people with meniscus injuries, equipped with springs to provide all-round warmth and support, and there was a note in the knee pad - given by Dad.

These words suddenly enlarged in his eyes, and as soon as his heart warmed, tears fell.

She looked at Kang Yu's upright back with teary eyes, her leg injury can be covered with a general knee pad, but this father-in-law probably took into account that she was pregnant and her body was heavy, so he specially bought this one with support.

She wears knee pads on her legs, which are light and suitable, and also warm.

Grandma Miao couldn't bear it when she saw that her husband was sending something so stinky and said, "My daughter-in-law is leaving, can't you talk to her properly?" ”

Kang Yu was still expressionless: "Why should I talk to other people's women!" ”

"What other people's women? That's your son's wife! It's your daughter-in-law, your granddaughter's mother! ”

She was answered by a cold snort.

Grandma Miao couldn't help it, and kicked him in the socket of the leg, "Sullen!" ”

Kang Yu frowned in pain and glared at her fiercely.

Grandma Miao crossed her waist aggressively, "What are you staring at, don't you hurry up and say a few words to your daughter-in-law, let her take good care of her body!" Just go! She gave him a hard push.

Kang Yu was also obedient, although his face was very depressed, he really came back.

She hurriedly got out of the car and greeted her.

He was as tall as Kangxi, condescendingly looking down on her.

That good-looking appearance and depressed expression reminded Ying Ying of Kangxi decades later.

It's so similar!

She wanted to say thank you, but her eyes were sharp and her courage was amazing, and she was shocked.

After about a minute, Kang Yu spoke, and his tone was domineering: "I'll take my granddaughter's name!" ”

With that, he left.

That's gone?

Gone!

皛皛 really wanted to sue him, Kangxi had already chosen a name, but now...... It's better not to say it, and finally understand why Kangxi didn't allow her to reveal her daughter's name in advance.

I see!

"Daddy, thank you!"

This dad is from the heart, thank you to this cold-faced and hot-hearted, very sullen father-in-law.

Kang Yu stopped, but didn't turn around, just raised his hand with his back to her.

The station wagon started and drove her and Kangxi to the airport, and when she turned back, she saw Grandma Miao teaching Kang Yu a lesson, and she was talking a lot with her waist crossed.

Kang Yu was probably impatient to hear it, his black eyes flashed, and he suddenly buckled

Now, the black eyes flashed, and suddenly clasped the back of her head, lifted her whole body, and kissed her chattering mouth.

She retracted her gaze and looked at Kangxi beside her......

She has a hunch that decades later it will be a portrayal of her and Kangxi.

After Kangxi and Wanwan left, Grandma Miao began to clean the house in order to vent the sadness in her heart, turn her grief and anger into strength, and there were part-time workers to help every day, Zurich has a pleasant environment, there is very little dust, cleaning is a very easy job, sweeping and sweeping, she found a suitcase under the bed in the master bedroom.

Hey? Isn't this my son's newly bought suitcase? But no, she saw her son take him away.

She opened it, and it was full of Kangxi's daily necessities.

Could it be that she remembers wrong!?

"Yu!" She dragged the box and ran downstairs, "Quick, hurry up and catch up, Xiaoxi forgot to take the box." ”

Kang Yu's dark eyes flashed, shining with the 'demon light' that Grandma Miao was most familiar with.

has been married for 45 years, and what is longer is that they have known each other for a full 60 years, how could she not understand him, and immediately had a flash of inspiration in her mind and ran to Kangxi's room.

The toys are still there, but some of them are noticeably missing.

Really!

She ran downstairs again, "I know, you bought a box that is exactly the same as Xiaoxi, and then changed it secretly, and the one Xiaoxi took away was a toy containing your granddaughter!" ”

Kang Yu didn't answer, snorted, calmly walked to the study, spread out a piece of rice paper on the desk, and then sharpened the ink, held the pen, and after the brush was full of ink, he waved his pen.

The dragon flies and the phoenix dances - ginger is still old and spicy!

**

The plane landed steadily at S City International Airport, sailed for twelve hours, and slept for twelve hours, sleeping all the way to landing, she can now eat and sleep, energetic, ruddy face, Xiao Chen and Geng Bumei, who came to pick up the plane, were very happy to see each other.

If she is good, it means that Kangxi is also very good.

After leaving the customs, it was six o'clock in the evening, and it was dinner time.

got into the car and drove all the way to Tan Palace, Chen's mother had already prepared a table of delicacies, and after two months of separation, Chen's mother saw that she had gained weight and gave Kangxi a thumbs up.

An Hui and Jing Sa were also there, and the two came over to visit her.

An Hui is here, Ji Xiaonan is naturally here, and Wei Bao arrived later.

An Hui only came back from Hong Kong last week, and the treatment was a month away, and the results were remarkable, as if all the scars on her face had been erased, only the scar on her forehead remained, but it was also a lot lighter, and after applying the foundation, it was difficult to find if you didn't pay attention to it.

When the girlfriends got together, she was naturally happy, and after dinner, she took them to the study to whisper.

Kangxi was dragged away by Geng Bumei and began to settle the work to be made up with him.

"Didn't I say that the liquidated damages will be paid, why haven't you terminated the contract yet!"

These jobs need to be filmed on location, and it will be a few weeks to go, how can he be willing to leave Wanwan, she is getting heavier and heavier now, and he has to take care of it from time to time to rest assured, so he sent a message, before Yingying gave birth, only took over the local work in S City, and the rest were all SAY.NO!

"Who made you popular, the popularity is bursting, which artist dares to replace you, even if there is, the company doesn't want to."

"That's their business!" Kangxi was sitting on the sofa, studying the pregnant women's recipe sent by Jiang Wei.

Geng Bumei knew that he couldn't fight him, so he had to take a detour, and said in a soft tone, "Isn't Niangniang very good, there is Mother Chen to take care of at home, what do you have to worry about?" ”

Kangxi's face changed, his eyes surged, and he was extremely hideous.

Geng Bumei was startled, and the words he wanted to say were stuck in his throat.

"I repeat......" he gritted his teeth and said word by word: "I, no, want, leave, open, open, open!" ”

His expression was indescribably weird, and Geng Bumei remembered the appearance of when he suddenly climbed the rooftop, and his heart suddenly chuckled, and there was a faint uneasiness.

**

In the study, Yingwan sat on the sofa and looked at An Hui, and exclaimed in disbelief: "Are you pregnant?" ”

An Hui blushed, then nodded.

Staring at her flat lower abdomen, she really didn't expect Ji Xiaonan to move so quickly.

"What do you see, it's only been more than a month, where can I see, I only found out yesterday, the doctor said that the expected date of delivery is early December."

So it was during the Spring Festival, she and Ji Xiaonan ......

Don't look away, she is not qualified to talk about this kind of thing, but there is one thing she wants to ask clearly, "When will you get married?" ”

An Hui's face turned even redder, and she twisted: "Xiaonan said Qingming, let's go get the marriage certificate, and then hold a banquet on May 1st!" ”

Swift!

Definitely in one go!

She is satisfied, although she understands Ji Xiaonan's personality and will not abandon her from the beginning, An Hui is her sister, and she will always think more in her direction.

"Won't it be too fast?"

It is quite a cumbersome thing to hold a wedding banquet in China, May 1 is Labor Day, which is the peak time for marriage, and suddenly decided to hold a wedding banquet, and the hotel is afraid that it will not be booked.

An Hui said: "Xiaonan said that these things are handed over to him, don't worry about me, he is afraid that I will not hold a wedding banquet and only open a marriage certificate, when the belly is big, relatives and neighbors will gossip, so while I am still light, hurry up, this time it is simpler, and when the child is full moon, I will make up for a grand wedding." ”

After saying that, her face turned even redder, filled with waves of happiness.

Wanwan was really happy for her, and turned her head to look at Jing Sa, "An Hui is getting married, you must be a bridesmaid, I can't do it!" ”

Jing Sa patted his chest, "Don't worry, wrap it on your body, you will definitely kill the Quartet!" ”

In terms of the amount of alcohol, she can still handle it.

An Hui held Wanwan's hand, "Wanwan, do you know, I'm so happy now, we are good sisters, and our children are of the same age, so they will definitely become good friends." ”

She suddenly felt the misery in Lishan

The sufferings of the mountains have not been in vain, and the hardships are really sweet.

Jing Sa said: "It's better to be a doll!" ”

An Hui's eyes lit up, "Yes, yes, it's my daughter, if I'm my son......"

Before the words were finished, Kangxi came in and directly sent two words, "Not allowed!" ”

Are you kidding!

The little princess has not yet been born, so he has to feel the pain of marrying his daughter in advance, how can he bear it, even if it is his own brother's family

A hundred are not allowed!

Just now, Ji Xiaonan told him vividly about An Hui's pregnancy and his wedding banquet, he kicked him very unhappily, and kicked him directly on the balcony to hang, jealous that he chased women to get married and have children like a one-stop service, not even a twist and turn, how can he be so hard.

Geng Bumei made up for Ji Xiaonan's kick very inhumanely, he is the one who should be jealous the most.

Wei Bao shook his red wine glass on the side, hahaha laughing.

Speaking of the wedding, Kangxi glanced at his bright belly, afraid that he would have to wait for the child to land.

She smiled and said, "You are in a hurry, that is, let's talk about it!" Don't take it seriously! ”

"I can't talk about it!" He has already taken it seriously, and has already begun to think about the scene of his daughter's marriage, just thinking about it, he wants to cry.

"Alright, alright, let's not talk about it!" Wanwan patted his hand, "Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, if there is really fate, they will always meet their eyes." ”

An Hui nodded with a smile, "That's right, let it be!" ”

However, if she is really a son, she must instill in him from an early age that her daughter is his wife, and she wants him to get the moon first near the water.

Her daughter is her daughter-in-law, and she feels that life is too beautiful when she thinks about it.

**

In mid-April, she went to Jiang Wei for a prenatal check-up again, and brought An Hui with her by the way.

Although Jiang Wei and Ji Xiaonan are not high school classmates, they are also familiar with Kangxi.

It's good, his brother's daughter-in-law has it all!

The baby in the belly is in very good condition, much older than last time, and all indicators are normal.

Kangxi asked, "Look again, boy?" Girl? ”

Jiang Wei looked at him very seriously, "Girl! ”

Kangxi happily hugged her and kissed her, "Did you hear it, it's 100% a little princess." ”

She couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and touched her stomach.

Grandpa's kitchen knife doesn't need to be collected, those baby girl's toy clothes are not afraid of being wasted, and the most important thing is that Kangxi's wish has been fulfilled.

Jiang Wei said: "The month is almost over, you should think about it, is it a natural birth, or a splaning uterine birth?" ”

Kangxi's happiness was of course gone in an instant, which was a rather serious problem.

She replied very happily, "Smooth delivery!" ”

"Are you sure?"

It's not that Jiang Wei looks down on her, but she looks a little petite, and now the child is small, if she is older, if she has a small pelvis, I'm afraid it will be a little difficult.

"Wait!" Kangxi's face was full of confusion, "You first talk about their respective advantages and disadvantages!" ”

Jiang Wei rolled his eyes.

it!

This needs to be popularized.

However, he still popularized it, saying that he was extraordinarily detailed, and he could go to the university to give lectures, but as his mouth frothed, Kangxi's face became more and more ugly and dark.

It's not about having a baby......

It's a fate!

After going back, Kangxi thoroughly studied the details of vaginal delivery and uterine discharge, and also downloaded a live broadcast of the operation of uterine discharge, he knew for the first time that it turned out that giving birth to a child had to cut six layers and suture six layers, and the bloody picture was implanted in his mind, which kept him awake at night.

If it is a natural birth, although it is not as bloody as a cereal birth, if the child's fetal position is not correct, the umbilical cord is around the neck, or the head is too large, the mother will suffer a serious sin, and she may have a difficult birth anytime and anywhere, causing a blood collapse, and in the end, it will evolve into a cerutic delivery.

He looked at the computer, covered his head, and the fear in his heart became more and more serious, and even began to wonder why men can't have children, why can't they be fertilized by female seahorses like seahorses, complete the fetal eggs, and then pass them on to the male seahorse, where they are conceived until they give birth.

Why can't humans do this!

This kind of fear and eagerness tormented his spirit, and he wanted to bear a qiē psychology for the Xuan, completely crushing his fragile heart.

And then...... He was sick.

Very sick zhòng.

At first, he only vomited in the morning, and he only thought that he had a bad stomach, but later, he vomited everything he ate, and kept saying that his back was very sore, and his legs began to swell inexplicably, swollen like fermented bread, and it was a pit when he pressed it.

She was so anxious that she took him to the hospital for a check-up, but the doctor said that he was healthy and had no problems.

How can this be called no problem!

The doctor changed several times, but they all answered the same thing, and no doctor could say exactly what was wrong with him?

Then, he began to feel sleepy, he could fall asleep while sitting, and he would vomit when he woke up.

In just one week, he lost fifteen pounds, and Chen's mother couldn't make up for it no matter how much he boiled the soup, because no matter what he ate or drank, he would eventually vomit it out, and he couldn't absorb it at all.

When she was so anxious that she was about to collapse, Geng Bumei secretly asked her out.

"Mental illness?"

Faced with the sleepless speculation, she couldn't be sure if it was true.

"I can't think of anything else that made him like this!" Geng Bumei looked at Xuanwan, with a very shallow hatred in his eyes, "You are his calamity!" ”

She was stunned.

Geng Bumei sighed, "You don't know, after you were kidnapped by Chu Ran, he used Rongshu to disguise you, and when he died, Kangxi almost collapsed!" ”

"I know that!" Because there was a video at the time, she saw it.

"No, you don't know, when he woke up, he climbed onto the roof like a puppet!"

She was shocked that no one had ever spoken to her

People told her about this.

"Kangxi won't let us tell you, after you are rescued, talking about this will only increase the sadness!"

"You should sue me!"

Geng Bumei snorted coldly, "I'm suing you now, you're a psychologist, you should know what this means?" ”

She closed her eyes and fingers pinched at her palms.

It was she who was careless, she should have found out a long time ago.

"I understand, don't worry, I will have a way to cure him!"

After separating from Geng Bumei, she went to the SWAT team.

The SWAT team has a special psychiatrist, surnamed Zhang and named Zhang Pengyu, who specializes in treating psychological trauma and used to be her psychiatrist for PTSD, but she was very resistant at the beginning and has always resisted meeting him.

He is an authority on psychological trauma, no one in the country can match him, and SWAT is a profession that is prone to psychological trauma, so he is stationed here, and it is not difficult for him to make an appointment.

Zhang Pengyu was very surprised by her arrival, she had repeatedly refused his treatment, and she didn't expect to take the initiative to come to the door today, but when he had a dark face and a murderous face, he was anxious, "Duanmu, if you have something to say, you can't hurt people!" ”

If PTSD worsens, the patient becomes short-tempered and aggressive.

"I have a question for you!"

"Huh?"

皛皛 will express the whole thing, including Kangxi's symptoms, and the qiē that happened in Lishan.

The lengthy narrative lasted for two hours, Zhang Pengyu listened quietly, and asked some questions from time to time, and each question would be answered very seriously.

She is also an expert in psychology, but in a different category, he is a therapy department, while she is a simulation department, simulating a criminal mind, and then catching criminals.

After another three hours, Zhang Pengyu opened his mouth, "Male pregnancy!" ”

"What?"

"It's not that he's really pregnant, it's a psychological phenomenon, Duanmu, you should know what a serious simulated psychology is."

She nodded, "It's a person who longs to be the other, and constantly imagines that he wants to be the person he wants to be." ”

"That's right, this patient you just talked about is this kind of mentality, no, it's stricter!"

She swallowed a mouthful of spit in shock, and the severe simulated psychology was very close to going crazy.

Zhang Pengyu took off the glasses on the bridge of his nose, took a breath, wiped it, put it back on, and said slowly: "He loves you very much, he loves you so much that he doesn't even know how to deal with this feeling, he is afraid of a person or thing that can hurt you, in order to counteract this fear, he strongly and urgently wants to bear a qiē ordeal and pain on your behalf, imagining that he will become you, and it is also through guò imagination that he began to constantly transfer the hurt you have encountered to himself, morning vomit, you have vomited in the morning, So it was transferred to his body, drowsiness too, as for backache and edema, although I am not an obstetrician and gynecologist, but when my wife was pregnant, I didn't serve less, so I know that these are all symptoms of pregnancy, which did not happen now, and will happen in the future, but no matter now and in the future, he is trying to transfer these to himself, so as to reduce your pain, people's psychology is very subtle, there are too many conjectures, and the false becomes true, psychology and physiology have always been so cooperative, and the damage transfer under this kind of imagination is multiplied, You hurt one point, and he transferred and it became three points! ”

He sighed suddenly, "Duanmu, this man can die at any time for you......"

Tears fell like rain and fell on the back of the hand, becoming one meandering river after another.

"I know, I've always known it, but I didn't expect him to be so strict!"

Zhang Pengyu handed over a tissue, "The bell must be tied to the bell, you are the source of his illness and his antidote, you must prescribe the right medicine!" ”

Wipe away her tears, "I see! ”

Zheng Pengyu felt that it was pleasant to talk to a smart person, and it was a little clear, "By the way, your illness ......" He wanted to cure her illness.

"No, it's almost good!"

"What!?" Zhang Pengyu stood up, "Who ruled it?" ”

"You don't have to worry about that!" She can't say that Kangxi, an entertainment person who doesn't understand psychology at all, cured her in three or two clicks.

He knew that he would vomit blood on the spot.

When she returned to Kangxi's question, her expression changed, and she put forward her own treatment plan very strictly.

"Does it work to make *sex, such as crazy *sex......"

Zheng Pengyu squirted out a mouthful of tea, and glanced at Wanwan's bulging belly, "Duanmu, this ...... This one...... You're pregnant! ”

That's where it works!

She stood up and was ready to go home, "Thank you!" ”

Zhang Pengyu didn't have time to answer, she had already left the door.

That night, she changed into extremely sexy underwear, although she had a fat belly, but the curves and proportions of her figure were extremely perfect, which was the result of long-term exercise, her eyes were as silky, her black hair was specially curled with a curling rod, and spread out like a big wave, lying on the bed, folding her legs, like a sexy little wild cat, throwing a flying kiss to Kangxi who came out of the bath,

"Hooray......" she winked teasingly.

Kangxi's sluggish spirit was as uplifted as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, there was no pain, the light in his eyes was amazingly bright, and he stared at him violently, and then his nose hurt, and he immediately bleed......

She crawled slowly from the bed like a graceful leopard to him, exuding a deadly temptation.

"Do you want to ...... or not"

Before the word love and love could be spoken, Kangxi covered his nose and ran away.

This...... What a rhythm!

She clenched her fists in resentment.

Cut!

The frontal attack failed, and the No. 2 plan had to be changed.

------Off topic------

Isn't that abuse...... You're not going to mail me the blade for this, are you......

Well, the crown prince is almost born.

PS: Please don't worry about the door panel fluttering......

I will spit out about a woman's pregnancy - men always think that it is natural for a woman to have a child, just like a person wants to eat, and there is only one concept in their heads, that is, you can't stop having children because of pain, because you are a woman, and women should have children. It should, it should, it should, but how many sins a woman has to suffer when she gives birth to a child, men can't experience it in their lives (pregnancy experience machine is available, but how many men are willing to try?) Of course, there are also men who are willing to share some, help their wives hold their children at night, rush to make milk, so that their wives can sleep better, if this kind of man meets it, cherish it, but for the kind of wife who gives birth to children, before and after birth, and still cares about playing games, I want to say, sister paper, you are blind. (I'm just spitting a slot!) )