296.Chapter 296 Try to pick a good figure
Yang Kai stood in place, watching Nie Ying walk away quickly, scratching his head a little confused. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
You couldn't help but sigh when you saw it, and at the same time kicked Yang Kai's fart, and scolded with a smile: "Damn, have your usual wits been gnawed by dogs?" Still not catching up? ”
"Oh, yes!" Yang Kai hurriedly caught up with Nie Ying, and at the same time turned around and waved at you with a cheap smile.
When the two of them walked away, you were about to leave when you suddenly heard a man's voice beside you: "Huh? How did I end up here? ”
The possessed man came to his senses at this time, he looked up at you, although he was surprised, he didn't speak, stood up, shrunk and walked away in the other direction.
You look at this person and can't help but sigh slightly.
Judging by his appearance alone, he should be in his mid-thirties, wearing a dark down jacket.
His hair was unkempt, his expression was lewd, and his mind was full of filth; When walking, he will also chant words, if someone passes by on the road, they will avoid him at the first time, and some women will cast a disdainful look at him, and some will even point fingers.
The reason why he is easily possessed by the demon and manipulates its body at will is mainly because of his mind. A person who has an uncertain mind and is full of lustful and evil thoughts is most likely to be invaded and manipulated by evil things, and eventually perish.
You follow the man for a short distance, and then turn the corner into the pedestrian street.
Opening the car door, you find Zong Wangyue holding an apple in his hand, his face showing a look of thought and hard to choose.
"Zongzi, what are you doing?"
Zong Wangyue looked at you and said with some distress: "Those three girls called me just now, and I was worried about who to send apples." ”
"Apples? How much is an apple, let alone one, you can give each of them a catty. ”
However, Zong Wangyue raised his eyebrows at you and smiled cheaply: "Boss, you don't know, right?" ”
"Know what?"
"It's a code."
"Cipher?"
"That's right. Eating apples on Christmas Eve is a custom that only occurs in China. ”
"Well, yes, the merchant came up with a stalk. Chinese people like to follow the trend and conform to the herd, and they will form a habit after a long time. ”
Zong Wangyue continued to laugh and said, "The boss is an innocent young man. ”
Zong Wangyue raised his eyebrows at you again, and asked with a smile, "The boss is still here, right?" ”
"Ahem, does this have anything to do with you?" You press the button to start, and the car slowly drives towards the school.
"Hey, you don't know, boss. The girls wanted apples on Christmas Eve, but they didn't just want to eat them. ”
"And what are they doing with it?"
Although you know that what Zong Wangyue is talking about below must be a yellow joke, but you don't know the reason, but you still have a trace of expectation in your heart.
"Boss, what's Apple's English name?"
"Apple, since the Apple mobile phone, there are not many people in Huaxia who don't know Apple's English name, right?"
"Hehe, what about this apple, translated in Huaxia?"
"Huh? How do you translate Huaxia? Ay...... Dissect? ”
Zong Wangyue suddenly laughed, and his laughter became more and more obscene.
"Damn, if you don't say it again, believe it or not, I'll let you go to the pigsty at night and sleep with the sow?"
Zong Wangyue covered his mouth, and saw that you were a little annoyed, so he spoke: "Translated in Huaxia, it's called 'being fired'!" ”
"What?"
"Hehe, this is what I just came up with when I was bored, how about it, right? Now the girls who got the apples must have been 'shot'. ”
You couldn't help but shake your head and smile bitterly, and said to Zong Wangyue: "You, it's a well!" ”
"Huh?" Now it was Zong Wangyue's turn to be confused, "Well? What well? Mother and daughter well? ”
"Well! It's you, both horizontal and vertical, and you can still insert it in the middle! ”
Zong Wangyue was stunned for a moment, and after coming to his senses, he gave you a thumbs up.
"Alright, no kidding. If you don't have time now, get out of the car by yourself, call to find a girl who can accept your 'shooting', and I'll call Jin Qi and Ji Ji Nan to come over and help. ”
"How can it help? Boss, do you have a new move? As soon as he heard that you had a new move, Zong Wangyue's eyes immediately lit up, and the temptation to follow you to take risks was far more than that of a girl with big breasts and hips.
"Go to the store and buy something to burn for the ghost, will you go?"
"Go, of course." Zong Wangyue immediately nodded.
Zong Wangyue's words make you seem a little strange, there are too few young people who can suppress their inner desires these years.
As a result, Zong Wangyue added: "Hey, boss, I know a store, and the proprietress of that store is very hot, let's go to her and buy it." ”
You roll your eyes.
In the end, you still couldn't match Zong Wangyue's three-inch tongue, and drove the car to a sacrificial store near the school.
"Is the hostess there?"
Before the car was stable, Zong Wangyue opened the door and jumped down, shouting towards the store.
You got out of the car and just stood at the door of the store, only to find that a person came out of the store, a girl, a girl who you and Zong Wangyue are familiar with, and usually has a cold face.
"Wang Xiaohan, why are you here?"
Before Wang Xiaohan could speak, a woman's slightly magnetic voice came from inside: "Xiaohan, is there a guest who wants to buy something?" ”
Soon, a woman with a random ponytail and a beautiful face walked out of the house.
"Boss, so you're here, we're going to buy something."
Zong Wangyue smiled and bypassed Wang Xiaohan and entered the store.
"Hello, what do you need?"
Let the proprietress say this, Zong Wangyue couldn't help but turn his head to you and asked, "Boss, what are we going to buy?" ”
You can't help but shake your head and laugh, "I really don't know what you kid has in his head." ”
Wang Xiaohan entered the store one step ahead of you, and said to the proprietress standing by the counter: "Sister-in-law, this is the president of our supernatural detective agency." ”
As soon as you heard Wang Xiaohan call the proprietress her sister-in-law, you immediately smiled at the proprietress and said, "Hello." ”
"It turns out that you are the president that Xiaohan usually says, I'm really happy to meet you."
After a few words of greeting, you said to the proprietress, "Boss, do you have a villa here?" ”
"Yes, there are townhouses, there are villas, and there are those with swimming pools."
"Give me two villas with swimming pools, and I need four maids."
The proprietress nodded, and as she was turning around, Zong Wangyue smiled at the back of the proprietress and said, "Try to pick someone with a better figure." ”
Wang Xiaohan walked up to Zong Wangyue and looked at him coldly: "You playboy don't go to the hotel to find those big-breasted women, what are you doing with the president?" ”
"Classmate Wang Xiaohan, what you said is not right. We're all members of the detective agency, and I'm following the boss to do things, so I'm in the way of you? ”
"Hmph, the thief is slippery, and he doesn't know anything good at first glance." Wang Xiaohan usually doesn't have much interest in Zong Wangyue and Yang Kai, but just now when she saw Zong Wangyue staring at her sister-in-law, she already had a fire in her heart.
"Did I provoke you?" Zong Wangyue took a few steps back and stood behind you, he knew the principle that good men don't fight women.
"Anyway, you won't be allowed to enter my sister-in-law's shop in the future."
Zong Wangyue made a grimace: "Of course the store is to pick up customers......"
"If you talk nonsense, I'll tear your mouth apart!"