10. Gastronomy
Mingyue glared at Rob with a calm face, and Jingyue continued embarrassedly: "The fire just now burned down three houses, and two more houses were demolished to stop the fire, so ......"
Rob hurriedly replied: "So now you need money to rebuild the house, right?" β
Jingyue nodded, bowing her head and saying nothing.
"Fire and water are ruthless, the Buddha is affectionate, this natural disaster ** is the warning that the Buddha gave us!" Rob said unashamedly, and in order to increase his credibility, he also folded his hands ten, "This is the opportunity that God has given us to practice Buddhism devoutly." β
Looking at Rob just now, he was very generous, but he didn't expect to say these words at this time, Jingyue couldn't turn her head for a while, "However, many people have no place to live ...... now."
"Then squeeze it!" Rob said, "Having more people together increases our understanding of each other, doesn't it? We can also supervise each other whether we have recited the Buddha and read the scriptures on time, whether we have broken the vows, you can see how thoughtful the Buddha helped us think. β
Jingyue looked dazed, and Rob continued: "You can also go down the mountain to make fortunes everywhere and ask the villagers to donate money to repair the house, this is a good opportunity for the Buddha to give them good karma and accumulate good fortune!" The Buddha is so merciful, Amen-Mida Buddha. β
"You're right, I'm confused." Jingyue bowed her head and saluted, then turned to leave.
was really fooled away by a few words, Rob looked at Jingyue's back and felt extremely complicated.
"Rhetoric." Mingyue squinted at Rob.
"Don't dare." Rob respectfully bowed to Mingyue, "It's still your usual teaching." β
This shows Rob's means, not only to bow his head to pull the car, have the courage to take the blame, but also look up at the road, know the boss's thoughts, and finally relieve the boss from danger, but he doesn't take credit.
No matter how you look at Mingyue, she doesn't care much about the life and death of those nuns, and she usually doesn't see them come to greet her, and she has such poor food and clothing, at this time, she remembered that such a nominal host came, and if they didn't let them suffer a little, they didn't know Mingyue's surname was Ming (name)!
"I've rewarded you." Mingyue's face was really much more relaxed, and pushed the food plate in the direction of Rob, Rob unceremoniously grabbed a piece of sauced beef with his hand and stuffed it into his mouth, and was surprised after taking a bite, Mingyue frowned, and asked vigilantly: "What, poisonous?" β
It's so delicious, this soft taste in the mouth, this haunting taste on the tip of the tongue, the delicate pattern on each piece of beef, this is obviously the era of cold weapons with backward productivity, how can you make such a delicious thing?
"......" Rob couldn't speak because of something in his mouth, so he could only shake his head and pick up a large piece of beef and stuff it into Mingyue's mouth.
Mingyue's whole face sank after closing her mouth, and her eyes burst out with a murderous look, Rob was so frightened that he swallowed the beef in his mouth and almost choked to death-is this to blame me for letting her break the meat ring?
"His mother!" Mingyue swallowed the beef in a few bites, and scolded loudly angrily, so frightened that Rob bent down and got under the table, Mingyue then scolded: "Did I eat all before?" β
After waiting for a while, Rob crawled out from under the table, and when he looked up again, Mingyue had already eaten most of the plate of meat, a duck leg in his left hand and a large piece of beef in his right hand, and he didn't have time to look at Rob busily.
These foods were originally bought by Old Man Song for Jingxin, after all, they are nunnery, so they are all food that does not taste very fragrant, and it is cold, and it is not a delicacy in conscience, but it can't stand the porridge and cabbage that Mingyue has eaten for more than ten years, and suddenly tastes the meat, which is like opening the door to a new world.
Mingyue's eating was a little too fierce, so frightened that Rob quietly crawled under the bed and hid-won't eat it smoothly, even I will eat it, right? Rob looked at his snake tail worriedly, and made a list of dishes based on snake meat in his heart.
was worried, Mingyue waved her hand to go out, with meat in her mouth, and her speech was a little vague: "Ah Yang ~ Get out of here~"
Rob staggered forward, but unfortunately the room was too small, and soon arrived at Mingyue's side,
Mingyue couldn't speak with the duck leg in her mouth, grabbed Rob's collar and lifted her up, almost pulling off her broken collar, so scared that Rob screamed "ah", while she opened her mouth, Mingyue stuffed a large piece of duck breast in her hand, and then took the duck leg in her mouth with her free hand, and said with a smile: "You also eat more, gain weight, you are too thin now, and there is no meat on your body." β
Mingyue was happy to eat delicious food, and she talked more to Rob, but unfortunately it didn't mean anything when she heard Rob's ears.
"......" Rob was moved to tears - is this to fatten up before eating?
That's why effective communication is so important~
Seeing that there were duck bones left on a large plate of food, there were noisy uninvited guests outside.
"Host~You want to give us justice~" With a delicate shout, a little nun rushed into the house with a strong aroma.
Rob felt that the scent was too rushing, and couldn't help but tilt his head and sneez, "Ahh
When I opened my eyes again, I saw a person dressed as a nun standing at the door, posing in a strange shape, holding a handful of green silk in one hand and touching the top of his head with the other, looking at Mingyue in a daze, so frightened that he couldn't speak.
"Hahaha!" Rob laughed out loud unkindly, but thankfully she laughed out loud and inadvertently saved the ignorant little nun's life.
The people who followed behind didn't know what was happening in front of them, and they were still rushing forward, and for a moment they couldn't hold their feet, and collided with the little nun who was the first to enter the door, and fell into a ball.
Rob laughed even harder now - it's not something you see every day.
Mingyue saw that Rob was happy, and couldn't help it, so she wiped her greasy fingers with the charm in her hand, and asked contemptuously, "What's the matter?" β
In addition to Rob, Mingyue is still cold to others, stingy to say one more word and express one more affection.
The nun who came in first was called Miaozhen, who was pressed to the bottom, and finally climbed out of the mountain of people, stared at Mingyue, opened her mouth, and finally howled: "My hair~~~"
It turned out that Miao Zhen was usually a person who loved to be in the limelight, but this time, she was the first to run into the room with her tall figure and fast legs, which completely angered Mingyue.
Mingyue is usually used to being quiet, but today she was repeatedly and repeatedly untold, so with a wave of her hand, she threw out a charm, and that charm razor-like shaved a smooth and wide avenue in the middle of Miaozhen's hair.
Mingyue is also a ruthless character when she gets serious, she originally planned to humiliate her and then ask for the life of the little nun, so as not to make an example of her, so as not to let others not take her in her eyes in the future, but she didn't expect Rob to hold up the laughter, Mingyue saw that she was happy, and couldn't bear to interrupt her good interest, so she spared Miaozhen's life.
Miao Zhen knew this, and the broken hair in his hand was earth-shattering, comparable to Meng Jiangnu crying on the Great Wall.
The miserable cry was also strangely mixed with Rob's terrifying laughter of "hahaha".
The other little nuns saw that Miao Zhen had suffered a big loss, and got up from the ground one by one, cowardly huddled together and hid behind Miao Zhen, not daring to gasp.
Miao Zhen couldn't stop crying, Mingyue became irritable, her eyebrows were locked, she didn't even eat the roasted duck, she played with a charm in her hand, and looked at Miao Zhen like a dead person.
Luo Bu immediately noticed the murderous aura on Mingyue's body, hurriedly coughed and smiled, swept over at a glance, and saw several little nuns led by Miao Zhen at the door, wearing monk-style clothes, but their faces were greased and powdered, and they didn't even shave their hair, but they didn't tie it up on their shoulders, and they looked around when their eyes turned, and soon they had a judgment in their hearts, and they didn't speak out to comfort Miao Zhen first, turned around and went back to the bed, and took out a big golden ingot from the small box and slapped it on the table.
"Speak well." Rob's voice was not loud, but Miaozhen heard a snap and looked over, immediately stopped crying, and kept looking at Rob with his eyes.
Rob knew at a glance that Miao Zhen was a leader, and pointed his hand at her, "Say, what's going on." β
Miaozhen didn't cry anymore, sniffed, and said the truth of the matter in a clever voice: it turned out that they came to Mingyue to preside over "presiding over justice", they usually entertain pilgrims, and they don't do stupid work, and there are two people on weekdays, Jingxin and Jing'an, one singing black face and the other β‘β‘ face, I didn't expect that today Jingxin and Jing'an suddenly left together, and Jingyue was left alone, Jingyue asked them to go to the bottom of the mountain to make fate, but Jingyue is usually just a rough job, and she is stupid, They were willing to listen, and as soon as they came and went, they made a fuss. said that he was looking for the host to comment, but in fact, he wanted to eat and drink well as before, and he didn't have to do rough work, let alone be cheeky to make a relationship with people (ask for food), which is even more impossible.
Rob was surprised and asked, "Aren't you all nuns who practice, why do you still divide the pilgrims and the rough work?" Do you have a deep understanding of Buddhism? β
But looking at their speech and demeanor, they don't look like high-ranking monks, but they smell very heavy.
Miao Zhen's face turned red and began to stand up, "There are a few generous pilgrims who like to talk about elegant and interesting things with our sisters......"
Rob rolled his eyes and asked, "Dare to ask if that generous pilgrim is a man or a woman?" β
"Yes...... It's ......" Miaozhen's voice gradually weakened, as thin as a gnat, looking at her embarrassed appearance, Rob had already guessed that ** would not be far from ten.
I can't imagine that this peach blossom nunnery is doing these dirty things behind the scenes under the guise of a nunnery, and it is inevitable that there will be these smoky things when there are two old nuns who are quiet and quiet.
"Enough!" Mingyue interrupted Miaozhen sharply, reached out and picked up the gold ingot on the table and threw it down hard, "Get out of the Peach Blossom Temple!" β
These nuns live or die, or have romances, as long as they don't bother her.
Rob trembled in distress, such a big piece of gold~ enough to buy several restaurants to collect rent.
The little nuns behind Miao Zhen pounced on it and grabbed it like crazy, but Miao Zhen was pushed aside and didn't do anything.
"What are your plans?" Rob asked curiously.
Miaozhen snorted and said resignedly: "My hair is like this now, where else can I go except to continue to stay in Peach Blossom Temple?" β
Hearing her say this, Rob couldn't help but want to laugh again.
Mingyue was angry just now and wanted people to leave quickly, so she directly threw out the whole piece of gold, but as a result, several little nuns wanted to take the gold ingot by themselves, so they grabbed their heads on the spot and broke into a ball, making Rob even more happy, sweeping away the emptiness and boredom since the shell.
"Seeing how hard you guys are, I have some good silver here, so let's find a good family." Rob pretended to be generous, took out Jing'an's loose silver and divided it one by one, and a little nun looked at the silver in her hand, and then looked at the gold on the ground, and felt a little loss, and just about to speak, she was scolded back by Miaozhen.
"If you see it, take it, these silver are enough to buy ten yellow flower girls, this is the presiding mercy, why don't you take it and leave?"
He whispered in the man's ear and said, "If you have money, you have to spend your life, look at my head, if you don't leave, be careful and take your life." β
So soft and hard, a few little nuns slipped away like the wind.
Rob was saddenedβhe knew that the money was so valuable, so he would have given less.