Trembling between his teeth, his eyes were crimson, Sun Wukong's whole person fell into a state of madness, constantly scanning the surrounding scenes, searching for the remaining living mouths, but every time he tried a body without obvious scars, his heart would be cooler with the cold body temperature.

In less than half a cup of tea, Sun Wukong searched the corpses of thousands of monkeys and monkeys on the entire Huaguo Mountain, from the light to the serious, none of them were left behind, and there was not a single survivor, and the sadness and anger made him tremble.

"Old man of the land!"

A puff of white smoke rose from the ground, and then a white-bearded old man on crutches stood up.

"Great Sage, what do you want me to do?"

Seeing that the old man of the land looked like he had nothing to do with me, Sun Wukong was furious: "What's the matter!?" You're an old immortal! What the hell is going on with my monkey monkey grandchildren! ”

……

Fan Xiaomi rubbed her sleepy eyes, and found that this situation seemed very strange, is there such a paragraph in Journey to the West? looked at the beautiful woman with red and swollen cheeks, and then at the big man who was more than two meters tall, and the little man with rat eyes beside him.

"Yao Mingming and Pan Jiangjiang?" Fan Xiaomi asked with her fingers.

Originally, I wanted to go home and ask for wine money and my brothers to go to the town for recreation, but when I went home, Dahan suddenly found that there was such a beautiful girl at home, and he immediately frowned, and pushed the lady who was going to come over to dissuade him again onto the kang.

"Haha, where is such a beautiful little beauty?" The big man has an obscene/filthy smile on his face, revealing his teeth like a fence in disrepair, which looks disgusting.

"I'll go! Why do you still have leek leaves between your teeth? And the corn kernels between the teeth, ah, and diced carrots, lettuce, chrysanthemum, spinach...... Is your mouth a stove pit? ”

After saying that, Fan Xiaomi couldn't wait to poke her eyes, how could she see it so clearly, it was really disgusting.

I woke up in an instant, this smell! I can't do it if I don't think soberly! It's time to catch up with the stinky tofu that has been soaked in the pit for three weeks!

Seeing Fan Mi take a few steps back, the big man raised his thick black eyebrows and smiled even more obscenely. "Don't be afraid, little beauty, come, uncle will take you to eat good."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hands and pressed towards Fan Xiaomi.

The old man was even more angry when he saw this, that was a monk! And the lady who is marrying Ming Media is right next to her! This bastard is simply a brute!

"Get out! Get out of here! The old man kept scolding, his face full of shame and indignation, and the old grandmother kept crying, not knowing what to do.

The big man got closer and closer, Fan Xiaomi pinched his nose and didn't even dare to breathe, the smell was too big!

But that's not the point!

The point is, I'm too unlucky, right? Inexplicably crossed, was thrown away by various pits after the incident, and was thrown away by a big dump bag, and finally kept the first kiss, did you lose the first night here? It's okay to lose it! The old lady is generous! Admit it! But can you change me to a handsome one? It's not handsome and hygienic! This Sister Feng can't stand it either!

"Come here again! You again! Again! ”

Fan Xiaomi shouted more and more unconfidently, and in a panicked glance, he found that there were still many people standing outside the window, among which there was a fat man who was about the same height as the big man, and suddenly an inspiration flashed!

Dead horses should be treated as live horse doctors!

"Ahh Messire! Your lady is going to be insulted! You don't care! ”

Well? Seeing Fan Xiaomi suddenly waving out along the broken window, everyone in the room was stunned, Xianggong? Who is her father-in-law?

And the brothers who were waiting outside for money just now didn't notice the situation inside the house, but when she shouted like this now, they were immediately stunned, how could such a beautiful girl be in such a place? The oldest of them has been living happily for forty years, and they have been to many big cities and seen a lot of the world, but this is the first time they have seen a beauty of this level.

"Two, two masters, that little girl is calling you?"

Looking at the direction of the beckoning, one of the scar men asked blankly at the big fat man who was more than two meters tall, and the others also looked at each other, looking at the fat man, waiting for an answer.

"Yes, me?" The fat man who was called the second master also couldn't believe it, and pointed to himself blankly, where did he come from such a beautiful lady?

"Why don't you even know your lady anymore! Are you out and messing with flowers! How many times have I told you! Don't pick wildflowers on the side of the road! The more you pick, the lower your IQ! Look how much more and more you look like a fool! The more Fan Xiaomi spoke, the more energetic he became, and just now he vaguely heard the scar man call him the second master, smiled without a trace, and then pretended to be very aggrieved and cried: "Oh! I know! Have you found a little wife? Woooooo Become a second master! Remarkable! Just don't want you bad! No! Your chaff wife! You have no conscience! Woooooo ”

Everyone was even more stunned, at first they didn't believe it at all, but when they heard her say that she became the second master, they began to murmur in their hearts, there is such a beautiful wife who still wants to go out to mess with flowers and grass?

Dahan frowned at the second master outside the window, this kid actually has such a beautiful lady?

I touched my head and thought, even if it is, what? Lao Tzu is a big boss! Such a beautiful little beauty has to belong to me, what if you rob it!

Just when Dahan was thinking in his heart and was almost ready to make a move, Fan Xiaomi ran out of the corner of the house and ran towards the honest-looking big fat man.

"Help! That stupid guy is going to insult me! ”

Fan Xiaomi ran to the side of the fat man, pretending to be scared and aggrieved, and threw a flying kiss at the big man in the room at an angle that no one else could see.

Seeing this, Dahan was immediately happy, it seems that this little beauty is interesting to herself, but she doesn't dare to go with herself too casually in front of her own public, yes, it must be like this! Wait for the little beauty, uncle, this will save you!

Then the big man also walked out of the house and confronted the fat man.

"The second master, you and I have just merged together, but we are finally brothers, I gave you a pair of jade pendants before, should you also give me something?" The big boss asked the fat man condescendingly.

"Send?" Although the fat man's brain is not bright, looking at the lewd expression on the face of the big man, that is, the big boss, the fool also knows what he is referring to.

As soon as he heard this, Fan Xiaomi saw some eyebrows, it turned out that they were not so familiar, so it would be even better.

The fat man looked down at Mei Jiaoniang and was still dizzy and didn't know what the situation was, but the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, and the more he looked at it, the more fascinated he became. The fat man is even more obstinate, not to mention that he can't distinguish between the southeast and the northwest, and I'm afraid that he can't even tell his parents apart.

"Two masters? Are you going to give me something? Seeing that the second boss didn't speak for a long time, the big boss over there tentatively asked again, and then his eyes were on Fan Xiaomi's body again, and he couldn't help but drool.

Seeing that the fat man's expression was a little twitching, Fan Xiaomi thought to himself, how long will it take to set fire without adding firewood at this time! Pulling the corner of the fat man's clothes, he whispered in a disgusting tone: "Xianggong, people don't follow, people just want to be with you, you want to save people, okay." ”

Seeing Fan Xiaomi's petite and moving appearance, the fat man suddenly looked up at the big boss with angry eyes as if he had been beaten with chicken blood: "Give your milk to the head!" You dare to watch my lady! Believe it or not, I'm gouging out your eyeballs! ”

This sudden outburst of anger made the big boss stunned for a moment, and then he burst into a foul mouth angrily: "Damn! What did you say!? ”

"Say gouge out your eyeballs! What do you think! The fat man replied stiffly.

"Tell you! Here there are fifteen of my brothers! You're only with six people! How dare you talk to me like that! Do you want to die! ”

Fan Xiaomi, who was secretly complacent, thought that they were about to go to war, but it can be seen that the fat man suddenly froze when he heard this, thinking that the big thing is not good, and the house is going to fall! If the provocation fails, it's doomed to be over today!

Make a big move!

Then he bit his lower lip, looked at the fat man reluctantly, and retreated to the big boss step by step, and said with a hint of crying: "Xianggong, I'm going, don't think about me anymore, be a good person in the future, find a better lady than me to live the rest of your life, I don't want you to be alone, lonely, alone, final, old." When the last four words were spoken, they were full of sorrow and reluctance.

The big boss saw the beautiful lady walking towards him step by step, and was immediately overjoyed, thinking that the little beauty was about to belong to him, as long as he could sleep with this little lady who looked like a fairy, everything else was not important to him, and the gods and horses were not important! Even Fan Xiaomi's reluctance to the fat man just now was regarded as affectionate and righteous!

The fat man who was cowardly saw the resentful eyes, and the figure was getting farther and farther away, and he suddenly became angry at the crown!

"! Today Lao Tzu fought with you! ”――

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