27. "Bullet Rain"

Walking into the miscellaneous forest, most of them are pine trees, the trees are full of pine cones, and the squirrels are busy collecting pine cones, climbing up and down on the pine trees, not caring at all about the arrival of Ren Yao.

After walking around, I didn't find anything, and I thought about whether to go in a little more, and I heard the loud cry of the cow egg, "Xiaoyao, I'm here." ”。 The squirrel in the tree heard the strange noise, and quickly put down the pine cone in his mouth and crawled to his burrow, and the sound of squirrels crawling was heard on every pine tree. The pine cones, which had no support, fell from the trees one after another. And Ren Yao, who is under the woods, is tragic.

Although the number of squirrels is not large, because the squirrels hear abnormal noises and crawl regularly, they resonate, causing the pine trees to vibrate slightly, and the ripe pine cones on the tree or the ripe pine cones fall down after a slight vibration. Then Ren Xiaoyao was tragic, the ripe pine cones like fish scales fell from the tree, and Ren Xiaoyao was like being in a rain of bullets.

There are too many pine trees, even if Ren Xiaoyao is flexible enough, he still can't bear the number of pine cones, and he is smashed into a bag. With his head smashed into a pig's head, he ran out of the woods. looked at the cow eggs running over, and looked angry.

The panting cow egg ran to Ren Xiaoyao's side, and saw Ren Xiaoyao with a full head, and before he could breathe, he was shocked by Ren Xiaoyao's current appearance, and laughed: hahaha, panting and laughing: "Haha, Xiaoyao, Xiaoyao, what are you doing, what are you doing, this look, haha, laugh, laugh to death." Hahaha......"

Ren Xiaoyao looked at the cow eggs that were laughing so much that he almost shoveled the floor, and when he saw his teeth, Ren Xiaoyao, who was already not very happy, immediately stepped forward and hammered two cow eggs, and said: "Your uncle, you can come, what the hell is yelling, scaring the squirrels on the tree, you are still embarrassed to laugh, laughing makes you laugh, see that I don't beat you stupid." ”

Niu Dan was in pain, and immediately screamed on the ground, he had no strength to laugh just now, if he didn't let Ren Xiaoyao be cured with a force, how could he be so aggrieved as he is now, but now he only has the right to call. begged for mercy: "Xiaoyao, don't make trouble, it's all my fault, I shouldn't scream so loudly, I'm dying of Lao Tzu, wait a minute, the wild boar can't be caught." ”

Thinking of the nearly 300-pound wild boar, Ren Xiaoyao decided to let him go, if he was injured, who would be able to carry him away. looked at the cow egg with a lewd smile on his face, and said: "Wait a minute, you carry the wild boar back, and let you go, otherwise, the wild boar will run away, I don't want it, wait until when I am in a good mood or when you have the strength." After saying that, he raised his right hand and smashed it on the cow egg's body.

Ren Yao's obscene expression just now scared Niu Dan, and he thought that when he heard that he was just asking him to carry the wild boar back, he immediately agreed and said, "Deal, deal, hurry up." When Ren Xiaoyao heard Niu Dan's answer, he smiled weirdly, laughing horribly, but he couldn't guess what Ren Xiaoyao was laughing at.

The two reached a deal, Ren Xiaoyao immediately got up from the cow egg, slapped his nose in front of him, frowned, looked at his hand with disgust and said, "You kid don't take a bath, it stinks to death." Ren Xiaoyao, who was full of bags, touched the nerves in the affected area when he frowned, and his painful expression and frowning were very funny.

The cow egg who had not yet gotten up from the ground looked at Ren Xiaoyao when he heard the sound, and looked at Ren Xiaoyao's expression and wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. Holding back a smile, it was like eating something very unpalatable. He took a deep breath and said, "Who hasn't taken a bath?" I don't know how diligent I am, I wash it once every 3 days, and there is no diligent one in Renjia Village. ”

Ren Xiaoyao: I know the expression, there is nothing to say, I found that Niu Dan has been here for so long, and my little sister has not come yet, so I changed the topic and said: "What about my little sister, didn't you ask you to call her over?" Why is it gone? ”

Niu Dan scratched his head and said with a confused face: "It's called, I came running, she should be behind, don't worry, this is not a deep mountain, there are no wild beasts, at most it is just a wild boar." "I don't have the consciousness of treating Ren Shiting as a woman at all.

Although Ren Xiaoyao felt that there were no wild beasts, he was still a little uneasy, and said to the glowing cow egg of the wild boar not far away: "Look first, I'll go look for it, I just asked her to come and get the fruit." Don't act rashly and scare away wild boars. Niu Dantou didn't know, just waved his hand.

Ren Xiaoyao walked back along the path, and waited until he couldn't see the figure of Niu Dan and took out the fruit and the chicken raised in the space from the space, and only remembered that something was in the space when he spoke just now, and he almost wore a goof, but fortunately Niu Dan didn't pay attention.

After walking half a mile, I saw my little sister trotting over, and laughed at Ren Xiaoyao as soon as we met. Ren Xiaoyao knew that this would be the case, and he guessed it.

After Ren Shiting laughed, she asked Ren Xiaoyao, "Brother, what's wrong with you?" Hee-hee, I'm laughing to death. Then he complained: "Brother, Brother Niu Dan, that bastard, just told me the location, so he ran away in a hurry, I couldn't outrun him, so I had to walk slowly by myself." β€œ

Ren Xiaoyao handed over a few chickens and fruit bags in his hand, and said: "Well, I know, I have already taught him a lesson, I just had a fight with him just now to make it like this, you take these things back, I and Niu Dan have to catch the wild boar before going back." In the end, I didn't say a word: Don't eat all the fruit, I and the cow egg will use these things to go to the market tomorrow. The last sentence is really afraid that Ren Shiting will destroy the fruit, because it is just to hide people's eyes and ears, and there are not many pretends, only about 20 catties.

When Ren Shiting saw the fruit and chicken, she didn't know where she wanted to go for a long time, but En'en made a perfunctory sound, picked up an apple and ate it, and said: "Okay, brother, go back and catch wild boars with Brother Niu Dan, I'll just go back by myself, remember not to go to the mountains." After saying that, he ate the apple, took the fruit again and left.

watched Ren Shiting leave, and didn't turn around until she couldn't see Ren Xiaoyao, and walked back, thinking that she would be able to make money tomorrow, and she didn't have to be at home all day, and she was very excited. I deliberately took out a bunch of grapes from the space and ate it. Ren Xiaoyao has a habit of eating grapes when he is happy, and still eating grapes when he is unhappy, as long as he eats grapes, he will be in a particularly good mood.

Jumping back to the place where the wild boar went, he heard Niu Dan say from a short distance: "Brother Pig, Brother Pig, wait a minute, don't struggle, okay, at most I will treat you to a good meal tonight, anyway, you will die sooner or later, it is better to fulfill me." Ren Xiaoyao almost swallowed a whole grape directly after listening to it.

When I came to a place where I could see the cow egg, I saw that the cow egg was lying not far from the wild boar, staring affectionately at the wild boar that was also lying on its stomach. Ren Xiaoyao finally couldn't help laughing, walked into Niu Dan's side, patted Niu Dan and said, "Hey, this is your pig brother?" Can you stop being so naΓ―ve? Get up and catch it early so you can go back, and you'll have to go tomorrow. ”

was slapped by Ren Xiaoyao from behind, Niu Dan jumped, heard Ren Xiaoyao's voice, got up from the ground, patted his chest, and said: "You kid, you don't have a sound when you walk, scare me, what did you just say?" "I was too involved just now, and Niu Dan didn't hear what Ren Xiaoyao said at all.

Helplessly, Ren Xiaoyao had to say it again, and when Ren Xiaoyao finished speaking, Niu Dan looked at the sky, the time was not early, and said, "How do you catch this?" If you kill it, the weather will stink in the county. If you catch it alive, how can you catch it? ”

This is also the reason why there are few hunters on the mainland, the risk is high, the transportation is not convenient, if you catch a relatively large beast, if it is in a remote place, and there are no consumers around, you can only distribute it to relatives and friends in the village. Usually hunters just catch some animals that are small in size and easy to live and take to the county to sell. If you catch a large animal like a wild boar, if no one buys it, you have to divide it. Therefore, when there is a festival, there will be a large group of strong farmers, in order to have a bite to eat, they will organize to go into the mountains together, and everyone will share a share of what they hunt.