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Yihong Garden is just a garden, and those who are qualified to come in to enjoy the flowers are naturally the prince's distinguished guests, so although there are heavy guards from the prince's mansion outside the garden, there are no guards in the garden. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Obviously, the prince is a gentleman, and he believes that the people who can enter the Yihong Garden are naturally not the kind of people who steal chickens and touch dogs, so there is no need to send troops to guard the garden, which will add to the hearts of the distinguished guests who talk about elegance.
But he miscalculated.
At least today's Yihongyuan has been put in, stealing chickens and dogs.
And there is more than one.
Ren Xiaoyao finally managed to find the back of Xian Ya Ge, and the hard work paid off, and the hidden cellar entrance was finally discovered by him.
At the same time, he also found a man, sneakily cocked with his ass, firmly blocked at the door of the cellar, and was concentrating on picking the lock.
He seemed to be sure that no one would come to this land, so the lockpicking work was carried out very attentively, without distractions, and did not pay any attention to the movement of the outside world. After all, this is the prince's place of hospitality, and the people who come are all literati and scholars, all of whom have good cultivation and moral values.
When Ren Xiaoyao saw him like this, he was angry.
Last time, he caused Young Master Ben to set fire to his house, and at first he was also sneaky to pick locks, so long has passed, this kid didn't say that he should learn the art of picking locks, and he still seemed so clumsy and ridiculous to do this thing, and he lost the face of the entire stealing industry.
It's very fortunate, or very regrettable, every time Ren Xiaoyao wants to do something bad, there is always Xiao Huaiyuan's shadow guard, this guy is like a vanguard sent by Ren Xiaoyao before he was bad, always at the right time, in the right place, Ren Xiaoyao really hates and likes him, and his feelings are complicated.
Yes, this stupid thief is Xiao Huaiyuan.
Ren Xiaoyao has a heart this time. This kid is different from himself, and sometimes he doesn't have any purpose at all when he does bad things, just for fun, or to satisfy his bad taste. But Xiao Huaiyuan always has some ulterior secrets every time he does something bad, and the last time he picked the lock in Yingwei's new house, it was probably because he wanted to eavesdrop on some information, or steal something directly. What is he doing this time for? Could it be that there is some secret hidden in the cellar of the prince's annex?
Whatever, kick it first.
Without saying a word, Ren Xiaoyao walked forward quickly, stretched out his right leg, and kicked Xiao Huaiyuan's ass fiercely.
Hearing only the sound of "oops", Xiao Huaiyuan was kicked on the grass and turned over his head, and bounced up with an angry face, just about to get angry, when he saw that this person turned out to be Ren Xiaoyao, he was immediately deflated, touched his nose and said: "It turned out to be Brother Ren, I haven't seen it for a long time, ...... for a long time."
Ren Xiaopi smiled and said: "It turned out to be Brother Xiao, I thought it was a little thief who didn't open his eyes, daring to do this trick of picking the lock in the courtyard of His Royal Highness the Prince." ”
Xiao Huaiyuan's eyes rolled and he said tentatively: "What are you doing here?" This is ......"
Before Ren Xiaoyao could be introduced, the fat man hurriedly said: "It's easy to say, it's good to say, there will be no next week, it's Brother Ren's friend." ”
Xiao Huaiyuan hurriedly surrendered his hand: "Fortunately, Xiao Yuan is also a friend of Brother Ren." ”
Ren Xiaoyao sighed, looking at the scheming of these two people, like an old fox who has lived for dozens or hundreds of years, there is no truth when they meet, and even the name is forced to pull out a word, why is there no one who is kind among the people I know?
Ren Xiaoyao said in an unkind tone: "What are you doing here?" ”
Xiao Huaiyuan froze, rolled his eyes, and whispered in Ren Xiaoyao's ear: "I heard that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince got a jar of century-old wine, and I just want to go in and open my eyes, but this lock is a little difficult to handle......
Ren Xiaoyao snorted coldly, despising him in his heart. This kid is really not a good bird, he actually steals things! The inferiority of character can be seen from this. Shameful!
Squatting down naturally, Ren Xiaoyao carefully looked at the lock at the door of the cellar: "This lock is a bit complicated...... It is estimated that the latte wire alone may not be able to poke open. ”
"But if you break it open, it will lose the fun." Xiao Huaiyuan is obviously the same as Ren Xiaoyao, belonging to the category of elegant thieves, paying attention to the perfection and artistry of the crime, and opposing the mixing of violent factors in the process of stealing.
"Then I'll have to steal the key......"
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The two of them discussed the case of picking the lock as if no one was around.
The fat man also came up, looked at it, touched his chin and pondered, "...... This is a secret door Pisces lock, taking the meaning of 'not keeping vigil', which is not easy to trick...... If you have two wires, you might want to try ......."
Ren Xiaoyao and Xiao Huaiyuan glanced at each other in surprise, and said in unison: "Ho! I can't see it, it's an expert! ”――
The fat man choked, and then his face turned pale. ~~ He suddenly realized what he was doing. The younger brother picks the lock of his brother's house, which is not good to say, not to mention that his brother is the crown prince of the dynasty, and he is the prince of the royal family, and now he is squatting at the door of the cellar of his brother's house like a thief, studying how to pry the door lock open, and the fat man thinks this thing is too ridiculous.
Standing up straight quickly, the fat man coughed, and arched his hand towards Ren Xiaoyao and Xiao Huaiyuan, who were locking: "...... Busy two, I've got to leave beforehand,...... I didn't see anything. ”
After speaking, he turned around and raised his legs and left, he only hoped that these two thieves who specialized in the great cause of locks waved their hands absentmindedly and let him disappear quickly, so that no matter what earth-shattering bullshit these two did, he could treat it as if he didn't know, and he would save the embarrassment when facing the prince. After all, although the relationship between the fat man and the prince is not very good, he has maintained a lukewarm relationship for so many years, no matter how secretly he is at odds, but it is not to the point of stealing his family's things, as a prince, it is too embarrassing to do so.
It's a pity that the sky doesn't obey people's wishes, and a hand stretches out out and pulls him strongly. The fat man turned around and saw Ren Xiaoyao looking at him with a face that was purer than a lily, and the fat man sighed in his heart, knowing that this kid would not let him go.
"Once you have entered the treasure mountain, how can you return empty-handed? A hundred years of good wine, aren't you tempted? Don't want to try it yourself? Ren Xiaoyao's eyes flowed with brilliance, as if he was hypnotizing the fat man.
The fat man swallowed his saliva, and tried hard to refuse: "This is taken out by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to entertain guests, maybe someone will be sent to pick it up soon, if we are discovered, I am afraid that we will be embarrassed to see people in the future, Brother Ren, let's hurry up and ......"
"That's right! So let's hurry up and get rid of this lock, fat man, your reminders are always so timely, in terms of foresight, you are much better than me......" Ren Xiaoyao interrupted the fat man's words, and said with great interest.
"Huh?" The fat man was dumbfounded, and hurriedly explained inarticulately: "No...... I didn't mean that......"
Ren Xiaoyao ignored him, squatted down and urged Xiao Huaiyuan, who was locking with wire, and said, "Hey, can you do it?" I haven't been able to get it in for a long time, so if you really can't get it in, let me come. ”
Xiao Huaiyuan smiled bitterly: "Brother Ren, what you say is easy to misunderstand, I'm just locking it, don't say it so ambiguously?" ”
Ren Xiaoyao stood up and patted the fat man on the shoulder and said with a smile: "I'll steal the wine later, let you taste it first." ”
The fat man looked nervous and couldn't stop looking back, for fear of being caught, and wiped his sweat when he heard the words, and smiled: "...... No, I recently suddenly believed in Buddhism and quit drinking......"
Ren Xiaoyao hooked the fat man's neck, and squeezed his eyes at him with an obscene expression: "There must be a lot of treasures in the prince's cellar, maybe there are still gold and silver jewelry, spring palace albums, peerless divine soldiers or something, don't you have any ideas?" ”
Before the fat man could answer, Xiao Huaiyuan said excitedly: "Grandma's!" Finally let me get out of the way! ”
Ren was overjoyed and hurriedly ran over.
When the fat man heard that the lock had been opened, he looked even more anxious, looked up at the sky, and suddenly seemed to remember something very important, and patted his thigh and said, "Oops! I suddenly remembered that the concubine at home stewed soup for me, and was waiting for me to go back to drink it, and she would be sad if I didn't go back, everyone, there will be a period later......"
After speaking, the fat man didn't wait for Ren Xiaoyao to react, as if he was burning his buttocks, his fat and bloated body seemed as light as a swallow, and he disappeared as soon as he slipped through the smoke.
Ren Xiaoyao and Xiao Huaiyuan glanced at each other in surprise, and after a while, Xiao Xiaoyuan opened his mouth and praised: "...... What a light work! ”
Ren Xiaoyao nodded and agreed: "Riding the dust, ......"
Xiao Huaiyuan glanced at Ren Xiaoyao and said lukewarmly: "He is His Royal Highness King Fu, right?" ”
Ren Xiaoyao exclaimed: "How do you know? ”
Xiao Huaiyuan sneered: "Except for the prince's respect, who would call the wife of the family 'concubine'?" What about when I'm a fool? I can't hear this, I've been fooling around for so many years. ”
Ren Yao said lazily: "Now there are only the two of us left, let's say, what is the purpose of you running here to pick the lock?" Don't tell me you're here to steal wine, it's okay if you insult my personality, but don't insult my intelligence. ”
Xiao Huaiyuan's eyes flickered and said, "I'm really here to steal wine......"
Ren Xiaoyao smiled: "Forget it, we don't need to talk nonsense with our eyes open, it's boring." Let's go ahead and see. ”
After speaking, Ren Xiaoyao pushed open the door of the cellar and walked in first.
Xiao Huaiyuan smiled with relief and walked inside behind Ren Xiaoyao. I only listened to Ren Xiaoyao walking in front and muttered dissatisfiedly as he walked: "If you don't tell the truth to Lao Tzu, you will steal the wine later, and you will go to sue the prince, all thanks to your ......"
Xiao Huaiyuan's smile immediately froze.
The cellar was dry and well ventilated, with long rows of shelves against the wall on which a lot of things were placed. Ren Xiaoyao always thought that the cellars of the ancients were only used to preserve perishable food, such as seasonal vegetables, fruits, bacon or something, but now he realized that he was wrong. Basically, everything that needs to be properly preserved is kept in the cellar.
For example, the original calligraphy and paintings of celebrities, the collection of unique books, and the porcelain that is easily damaged are all placed in the cellar.
Ren Xiaoyao's eyes widened, looking at the dazzling array of precious things in front of him, and his heart began to value these things at an astonishing speed.
Tsk, the prince is really rich, if I get a few carriages, empty this cellar, take it back and sell it, let alone hundreds of thousands of taels of silver, I can't run away, or I'll run to the prince to intercede now? Let's just say that Young Master Ben wants to steal your things, please let me bring the carriage in, otherwise it will be too troublesome to move again and again......
After careful consideration, Ren Xiaoyao still gave up this tempting idea, and the prince probably disagreed......
As soon as Xiao Huaiyuan came in, he walked towards the shelf where the books were placed, pulled out the books on the shelf, and flipped through them one by one, as if he was looking for something important.
Ren Xiaoyao patted him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, what are you looking for?" Say it, I'll help you find it. ”
Xiao Huaiyuan carefully put the book back in its place, turned his head and said, "Brother Ren, I can't say it, but you have to believe me, I'm not a bad person......"
Ren Xiaoyao didn't wait for him to finish speaking and then "sneered": "If you are not a bad person, then am I not a saint?" Lao Xiao, it doesn't matter if you don't want to say your secret, but it's not right to put gold on your face, can you tell the difference between good and bad people in this world? If good people have a loyal and patriotic face, how can those traitors live? Like me, look at me like this, like a bad person, right? And it's the kind of bad guy who has sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet, right? But the truth is, I'm a good guy! Where do you think I'm going to reason? This world is so chaotic that it doesn't matter, good people must not live bad people, all of them are sanctimonious, all day long poetry clouds, pretending to be like the first generation of filial sons and grandsons, once you see the beauty, see the gold and silver, what you talk about on weekdays will be thrown out of the clouds, just like the *** flower picking monk chanting Amitabha Buddha, all become a slogan, I dreamed of Confucius a day ago, I asked him how this world is like this? You still don't care? The old guy of Confucius spread his hands and said, "I don't have a problem...... Hey, I'm asking what the hell are you looking for? How did it get to Confucius? Don't interrupt the line? Ay! Wake up! What happened to you? ”
Xiao Huaiyuan looked at Ren Xiaoyao blankly, he didn't know why the sentence "not a bad person" actually caused Ren Xiaoyao to make such a big fuss, and he blamed him for interrupting, how did this person's brain grow? Xiao Huaiyuan believes that if he opens the book at this time and asks Ren Xiaoyao with the word "shameless", he will definitely not know him......
Swallowing his saliva with difficulty, Xiao Huaiyuan said cautiously: "Brother Ren...... Are you done? He rarely used honorifics, he felt that he could talk about the topic of "good people and bad people" together for a long time, but the audience did not know what to do, such as a person who fell into the clouds, it must be very simple, such a person at least he can't provoke, must be respected.
"That's it." Ren Xiaoyao let out a long sigh of relief, smacked his lips, and seemed a little unsatisfied: "...... After getting down to business, I'll tell you about the dialectical relationship between good guys and bad guys, and when you figure it out, I'll be relieved. The son once said: When you hear the Tao, you can die at night. That means I'll get the truth out to you this morning, and you'll be able to die in the evening......"
Xiao Huaiyuan was the same as the fat man just now, his face was a little pale, and he stammered: "I...... Why should I ...... Die? ”
Ren Xiaoyao snorted: "How fresh is the question, how do I know?" This is what the Son said, and you ask him to go......
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Shaking his head vigorously, Xiao Huaiyuan felt that it was better to get to the point quickly, and if he continued to talk about it, he would become a madman.
Cautiously looking at the door of the cellar, Xiao Huaiyuan lowered his voice and said, "Brother Ren, you also know that Pan Shangshu has been unstable recently, right?" ”
Ren Xiaoyao was shocked, how did he know? At present, the people who know that Pan Shangshu is going to rebel, except for the emperor and himself, are only a few one or two people in the shadow guard, and it is estimated that even the vast majority of people in Lao Pan's camp are in the dark, where did this kid know? (To be continued.) )