13. Oba don't go
13 Oba don't go
This time, it was Tang Ai's turn to be frightened.
She couldn't understand other Goryeo languages, but the county lord's "Oba" did.
She didn't remember who she had heard when she first arrived at the border from Gyeongshi, and "Oba" means elder brother in Goryeo, and it seems that only women say this when they call for men who are close to them.
"County Lord, I have something to say! Hehe, hehehehe......" She cautiously tried to distance herself from Lord Jung-hee.
However, the county lord hugged her and was almost suffocated.
"Heaven/Chao Oba, I already know your identity. It's okay, I don't blame you! All I have to do is be with you! From now on, I will go wherever you go! ”
"County Lord, I'm ...... Where am I good? ”
"You're good everywhere!"
"Uh......" Tang Ai's face was miserable green, and his eyes were about to burst out by the county lord.
At the same time, she found that Xiao Yu was not in the field of vision.
"County Lord, please-you-self-......" Tang Ai held back a few words from his throat, and pulled out of the county lord's arm with great difficulty.
Half of the county lord's face was covered by a gauze scarf, his big eyes were sparkling with tears, and he looked so pitiful.
"Ou-"
She wanted to continue, but she only said a "Europe", and the next "Ba" could not be exported.
This is because Tang Ai clicked her.
Tang Ai didn't point out the dumb hole of the county lord of Zhenxi, the county lord was silent, and he was probably surprised by her unexpected outstretched hand.
Tang Ai retreated step by step.
When her heel hit the threshold of the inn, she broke down the door.
"Oba, Kakima!" The county lord finally spoke up again. She couldn't move, but Jiaoyin chased Tang Ai out of the small hotel.
The cold wind was still howling outside.
Xiao Yu sat sideways on the carriage, his clothes flying: "Yo, it's over so soon!" ”
"It's over, your uncle!" Tang Ai pulled him out of the car, "The surname is Xiao, you deliberately brought me here!" What kind of heart do you have?! ”
Xiao Yu was extremely innocent: "It is obviously the courage of the county lord Zhenxi to go to the end of the world for love." ”
"You don't have garlic there!" Tang Ai stood in the cold wind for a long time, then turned around sharply and got into the carriage, pulled the reins and pumped the horse's buttocks.
"Hey, why did you leave?" Xiao Yu swooped and jumped into the car.
"Can't I provoke and hide?!"
"Hiding from what? Hiding from the county lord of Jung-hee? The county lord is captivating the country and the city, and the men who are in love with her line up can estimate that they can go around the Goryeo Kingdom, but she has a soft spot for you, which is something that people like me can't envy. ”
Tang Ai's eyes were red: "Lord Zhenxi, she is wishful thinking, how can I get along with her!" ”
"Why not?" Xiao Yu asked with round eyes.
That's a ridiculous question.
Tang Ai roared: "What do you know! In short, no, no, no! ”
"Even if it doesn't work, it's not appropriate for you to just leave. No matter what the county lord says, he is also a girl's family, you walk very chicly, but she was left alone in this deserted village and wild shop, this is not a gentleman's doing. Besides, you have also seen the persistence of the county lord, you have avoided it at this time, but she will not chase you all the way to the capital. ”
Tang Ai was teased by Xiao Yu for a moment, and he was speechless for most of the time: "You are a gentleman, then you teach me what to do?!" ”
Xiao Yu spread his hands: "The peach blossom debt you caused yourself, do you still hope that others will solve it for you?" ”
He paused, turned his face to Tang Ai, suddenly stared at Tang Ai bigger than a cow, and looked at Tang Ai for a long time.
"Wait, I'm really going to come up with a trick for you, or a trick once and for all." After he came up with such a sentence, he immediately beckoned to Tang Ai and motioned for Tang Ai to come over.
The next moment, Xiao Yu fell under the car - he was slapped down by Tang Ai.
If it weren't for Xiao Yu's whisper, Tang Ai would definitely not do this. But after hearing that sentence, she felt sorry for herself if she didn't do it!
Xiao Yu said to her: "Tang Ai, didn't you pretend to be a woman the day you ran out of the county lord's mansion, when I saw you at that time, I really regarded you as a woman, your dress was vivid, and I couldn't see any flaws at all." As...... Are you pretending to be a woman again? The county lord can't be interested in women! ”
Tang Ai smoked seven tricks, and ran forward in the carriage after Xiao Yu fell.
After a while, she turned her horse and ran back to Xiao Yu.
She had to admit that although what Xiao Yu said just now was ridiculous, she really couldn't find a better and more high-end way than this.
"Hey, surnamed Xiao, where can I go to get the woman's clothes and accessories?"
Xiao Yu got up from the ground, staggered and got into the car again, and didn't seem to care much about Tang Ai's heavy hand. After getting into the car, he drilled into the car, and said "Come on" to Tang Ai with his back.
Tang Ai tightened his eyebrows and followed Xiao Yu into the car with hesitation.
There were several large boxes piled up in the carriage, and I don't know what they contained.
Xiao Yu lifted the lid of one of the boxes and pulled out a cloth bag from inside.
Biluo skirt gorse, fat and pink are declining, and what is wrapped in this bag is actually a complete set of Tian/Dynasty women's outfits!
Tang Ai watched Xiao Yu shake this thing away, and his jaw almost fell to the ground.
Xiao Yu smiled slightly: "Don't be surprised, this is what I bought two days ago and kept for my wife." ”
"Your lady? You're already married?! ”
"Not yet, but sooner or later."
Tang Ai was convinced, completely convinced!
She pinched the corners of her skirt with two fingers and symbolically compared them to her body.
The skirt fits unexpectedly.
"Xiao Yu, I'll try as you say. You go out, I'm going to change my clothes! ”
"Don't worry, take your time, squeak if you want me to help." Xiao Yu was quite knowledgeable at this time, and he took out a mirror from the box to look at Tang Ai, and then retreated outside the car in three steps and two steps.
Of course, Tang Ai couldn't let Xiao Yu help.
She changed her clothes by dividing them by two, spread out her high ponytail and tied the simplest of women's low buns, and held a hairpin to stick it into the bun. Before she could touch her hair, she threw the hairpin down again.
She is a "man", how can an ordinary man know so many doorways that only girls can understand! She must not show her stuffing, and those pink rouges were immediately pushed aside by her.
After changing clothes, Tang Ai took a breath and walked outside the car, deliberately taking a big stride, and did not hesitate.
Xiao Yu leaned next to the car, watching Tang Ai from the inside of the car to the outside of the car, staring intently.
Tang Ai saw that his eyes were shining, thief light.
"The surname is Xiao, what kind of eyes do you have?!"
"Tang Ai, you are really a god." Xiao Yu's two lips touched, and he looked more directly, "That's it...... Something seems to be missing. ”
"What's missing?!"
"Tsk, that's it! Woman's chest ...... Those two—"
"Stop!"
Tang Ai knew what Xiao Yu was referring to.
Although she has changed her clothes, she still wears her breasts, and of course she is a flat horse on her chest.
"That's something that only real women have, I don't have a problem!" She finally got her hands on it.
"That's not going to work, wouldn't you be able to wear it without those two things? I'll look for it later. Xiao Yu said and ran into the car again.
When he came out, he pulled out another large box, and the golden hairpin fat powder was placed on the box, and he was also brought out by the way.
Xiao Yu first tossed the gouache rouge aside, then took out two small sealed round jars from the box, weighed them in his hands, and gestured on Tang Ai's chest: "That's it, let's make a living." ”
Tang Ai endured it and didn't break out, a slow motion with his left hand and right hand, and a replay in slow motion with his right hand and left hand, and used these two jars as fillers on his chest.
Xiao Yu picked up the rouge box, took advantage of Tang Ai's bowed head to tidy up his clothes, dipped his fingers in red powder and shone Tang Ai's face.
Tang Ai didn't dodge it, and his cheek was poked by Xiao Yu's fingertips.
Xiao Yu stood one punch away from Tang Ai, looking very concentrated. His fingers were cold and clear, not very strong, touching Tang Ai's face, leaving only Tang Ai with a faint coldness.
Tang Ai has already stirred up a thousand waves in his heart.
Her cheeks twitched unconsciously, and the effect of applying one layer of rouge was comparable to applying seven or eight layers.
"To make a play, you have to do a full set." Xiao Yu didn't wait for her to speak, tilted her head with a smile, put down the rouge and twisted the powder again, "Side face, yes, just stay like this and don't move." ”
He began to work on Tang Ai's face. After all the rouge and gouache were painted, he flipped his hand again and sent the golden fork into Tang Ai's bun.
Finally, he dusted his hands decently and took a few steps back: "Come on, all work!" ”
Tang Ai was simply admired by him as a work of art that had just been completed.
At this time, Tang Ai's heart was broken.
She ran away, quickly shoving her face into the mirror.
“……”
The picture is too beautiful for her to look at.
She has changed her name to Cuihua, and her family lives in the backing mountain of Goubangzi Town, and she just found Master Wang at the entrance of the village today and permed her head.
"Miss Tang, please." Xiao Yu respectfully invited Tang Ai to get in the car.
Tang Ai ignored him. In fact, she even wants to kill now!
On the way back to the small inn, Tang Ai sat in the carriage without saying a word. If her eyes could really kill people, then Xiao Yu would have died one hundred and eighty times.
The inn is just a short walk away.
Tang Ai's legs were still lame, and when he moved under the car, he didn't step on his foot steadily, and he tripped over the corner of his skirt. It was Xiao Yu who quickly supported her, so that she would not fall on her stomach.
Xiao Yu's hand pursed on her face: "You are really fine-skinned and tender, it's a pity not to be a woman." ”
Tang Ai is going crazy.
No, it's crazy!
"Don't follow up!" She yelled at Xiao Yu, and broke into the small hotel with a red face, leaving Xiao Yu alone to blow the cold wind.
Inside the store, a family of three was shaking in the corner, and the county lord of Zhenxi still maintained the posture when he was pointed by Tang Ai.
Tang Ai took a lot of effort to settle down, looked directly into the eyes of the county lord and said, "Your Royal Highness the county lord, look at me, I am what you call ...... 'Oba'. ”
The county lord exclaimed: "You are a woman?!" I don't believe it! You've got my hole! ”
"You promised me that I wouldn't pounce again, so I would give you an explanation."
"I ...... I promise you everything! ”
Tang Ai breathed a sigh of relief, raised his arm to solve the acupoint for the county lord, and said helplessly: "County lord, I didn't lie to you." I am a woman, just like you. ”
"What do you use to prove that you are a woman?"
"I—I have breasts!"
"Your boobs are fake!" The county lord tore open Tang Ai's clothes.
When there were two sounds, the two jars in Tang Ai's clothes all smashed to the ground. The two small round jars contained honey, and as the jars shattered, the honey flowed down the cracks.
Tang Ai gritted his teeth, peeled off his underwear, and pulled his chest down: "It's really here!" ”
She took the county lord's hand and put it into her arms: "County lord, I just want to make it clear to you when I come back, and I ask you not to ...... again." Don't make the mistake again. ”
The county lord withdrew his hand tremblingly, and his eyes became hollow.
"You Tian/Dynasty women are really good, women don't let me shave my eyebrows, let me admire it." She smiled stupidly, took off the veil that covered her face, and burst into tears.
Her chin was back in place, but the lower half of her face was frighteningly swollen.
Tang Ai saw the county lord like this, and he couldn't bear it: "County lord, did someone send you back to Goryeo?" ”
The county lord said: "You don't need to care, my brother said that there will be an accident in Goryeo, so let me stay in the territory of the Tian/Chao for the time being." You go, I don't want to see you again. ”
Tang Ai had nothing to say, so he had to cover his chest and walk out of the hotel.
She took a deep breath, then rushed into the carriage and picked up her dress, changed back into men's clothes as quickly as she could, wiped the fat powder off her face, and scrambled to carry her bags.
She is going to part ways with Xiao Yu!
Have to!
Right away!