Fortunately, the bearded face shook his head honestly, showed the two signature yellow teeth again, and said with a smile: "No, we are the one who tied you." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The ...... of the house

Depend on! Listening to this title, Lao Tzu should not have met the legendary bandits, right?

Ren Xiaoyao groaned, and fell weakly in the carriage, wanting to cry without tears.

Ill-fated, this is the best portrayal of Ren Yao's journey through life.

Life is up and down too fast, yesterday I was still chatting and farting with the current emperor in the imperial study of the palace, and today I was picked up by bandits in a posture, God, which one are you playing?

Licking his dry lips, Ren Yao hissed, "I said, can you untie me?" Don't worry, I will never run away, you look at my weak appearance, whether it is fighting or running away, it is not your opponent, what are you worried about? ”

The bearded face shook his head very resolutely and said, "No, the master said that he can't let go of you." ”

Ren Xiaoyao retreated and begged: "Then can you tie me up a little better?" It's like...... Well, like the martyrs who are about to go to the execution ground, the kind that can still free their hands and shout slogans when they are about to leave? ”

The bearded face scratched his head and thought about it, but he still shook his head and said, "No, the boss didn't say that he could tie you up in another way." ”

Be in charge! If Lao Tzu catches you in charge, I will hang his bare ass on the city gate tower in my current posture, so that the people of the whole capital can watch it for free for a month! Whoever takes a look at Lao Tzu will give him a tael of silver, and those who have a tendency to glass will give two taels, and if you want to do something else, the price is negotiable!

Ren Xiaoyao has made a lot of beautiful sketches for his future, such as marrying more than ten or twenty wives, such as earning a mountain of gold, and sleeping on the mountain of gold every day with his wives in his arms. Although it is very unproductive, this is his ideal after all, and you can't laugh at a person's ideals because they are not ambitious enough.

In many beautiful sketches, Ren Xiaoyao never thought that one day he would be kidnapped by bandits, it is undeniable that there are many beautiful things in this world, if others politely invite you to a certain restaurant for a banquet in the next post, you will definitely go happily, maybe there will be a little expectation, will there be a sudden encounter at the banquet. But if a group of bandits knock you on a stick, and then tie you up like a birthday present and throw you into the carriage, I believe that the most optimistic people will not be naïve to think that these bandits invited you to go on a blind date.

Ren Xiaoyao gritted his teeth hatefully, glared at his bearded face, and said angrily: "Why do you listen to you for everything?" With such an adult, can you have some of your own opinions? ”

The bearded face grinned and said, "Hehe, if the master treats me well, I will listen to the master." ”

After saying a few words to the bearded face, Ren Xiaoyao suddenly found that this guy was not small, and his head didn't seem to be very bright......

"Hey, let me ask you, why did you guys tie me up? How much ransom are you going to demand from my family? "Now that he has encountered bandits, Ren Xiaoyao is more aware of his current situation. To put it simply, he is a brand new meat ticket with a strong silver flavor.

This also directly explains why they didn't kill him on the spot. Only live meat tickets can be exchanged for a rich ransom, and dead meat tickets can only be fattened.

It's just that how can this gang of bandits have such courage to dare to pretend to be eunuchs at the feet of the Son of Heaven, and they are tied to the current emperor's concubine, and the second-rank minister who holds great power, and after tying him, he was thrown into the carriage and went out of the city with great responsibility......

Ren Xiaoyao couldn't help but feel a little depressed, when did the bandits become so arrogant? Isn't that better than the regular army? There's definitely something greasy in there.

Hearing this, the bearded face shook his head blankly.

Sure, he's a fool.

Ren Xiaoyao rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Hey." Do you like silver? ”

Hearing this, the bearded face nodded happily.

Ren Xiaoyao was overjoyed in his heart, and hurriedly said: "If you let me go, I will give you silver, as much as you want." What do you think? ”

Hearing this, the bearded face looked at him with great disdain. Youyou said: "All the money on your body has been stolen by our master. Where are you going to get the money for me? Are you really stupid? ”

Ren Yao Khan, is this guy really stupid or fake? Looking down, sure enough, the bandits searched cleanly. He had even stripped away the clothes he was wearing, and what was now on him was a very ordinary gray coarse cloth garment.

Bearded Face lowered the curtain and shouted, and the carriage moved. Run to the unknown direction.

Ren Xiaoyao didn't know where he was going to take him, and he didn't know what kind of "master" he was talking about, and he actually had the courage to kidnap the imperial court officials, he only knew that the only one who was in charge of guarding and transporting him now should be a stupid bandit with a bearded face, so if Ren Xiaoyao wanted to escape, he had to take advantage of the opportunity on the road to run quickly, if he got to their bandits' den, it would be difficult to run again.

"Stop, stop! Hurry up! "I made up my mind. Ren Xiaoyao immediately came out of the moth.

"What's wrong with you?" Bearded Face stopped the carriage and looked impatient.

"I'm going to pee!" Ren Xiaoyao is right, he feels that eating and drinking Lazar is a human right that he should enjoy as a meat ticket.

"Okay, you can find a place to solve it." This time, the bearded face agreed happily.

Ren Xiaoyao looked at himself and said angrily: "Then you have to untie me." I'm tied up like this, how can I fix it? Can you help me hold on? ”

The bearded face looked embarrassed when he heard this, and kept scratching his head.

"What's wrong?" Ren Xiaoyao asked strangely, shouldn't this stupid bandit just ask him to pull his pants?

The bearded face said honestly: "It's okay to pee." But the owner didn't say that he could let you go. ”

Ren Xiaoyao said angrily: "If you don't let go, how can I sprinkle?" If I can't bear it, I'll just throw it on your carriage. It's dirty and smelly, can you stand it? ”

The bearded face was anxious, "Don't scatter my carriage, this is my carriage, and I cherish its ...... on weekdays."

"Then you untie me."

"No, the owner won't let me."

"Then I'll get you in the car."

"No, you dirty my carriage, I'll beat you!"

"Then you untie me."

"No, the owner won't let me."

“…………”

“…………”

After repeating it several times, Ren Xiaoyao finally closed his mouth helplessly. He found it a very stupid thing to talk to a stupid bandit.

The stupid bandit thinks that he chatted with Ren Xiaoyao quite speculatively, this guy's popularity in the bandit's den may not be good, and other bandits don't like to deal with him, so although Ren Xiaoyao's conversation with him just now was extremely boring, he said it with relish.

Seeing that Ren Xiaoyao closed his mouth, he stabbed him with a beard, and said unhappily: "Why don't you continue to talk?" ”

Ren Xiaoyao lamented in his heart, in which mountain did they find such a superb fool......

Sullenly fell into the carriage, Ren Xiaoyao didn't want to talk to him anymore.

The bearded face said strangely: "You don't pee anymore?" ”

"I don't sprinkle it, and suddenly I don't feel it."

So the bearded face continued to catch the car.

Along the way, Ren Yaoyao has exhausted all the moths, he has to drink water for a while, and his legs cramp for a while, anyway, in the final analysis, he has only one purpose, to think of a way to fool his beard and face to loosen him. He knew that he could only escape if he loosened his ties.

But he miscalculated the stubbornness of a fool. It's easy to say, the pit is abducted and deceived, the methods have been exhausted, the beard and face are just biting and not letting go, they all say that fools do things with a tendon, and today Ren Xiaoyao is considered to have seen it. He also suddenly understood why their boss would send a fool to escort him, and if Ren Xiaoyao was the boss himself, he would do the same. - It's so worry-free!

There was no hope of loosening the ties, so Ren Xiaoyao had no choice but to chat with his bearded face, taking the opportunity to set up information.

For this, the bearded face didn't hide it from him, the simple fool was fooled by Ren Xiaoyao and simply poured beans into a bamboo tube, from the mouth of the bearded face, Ren Xiaoyao probably knew the information about these bandits.

That's right, they are a bunch of bandits, the so-called bandits, of course, who live in the mountains. Their bandits' den is two hundred miles away from the capital, which is not too far. It's hard to imagine that there are bandits in the gentle and delicate land of Jiangnan, and they are only two hundred miles away from the city of the Son of Heaven, and they hide themselves very deeply.

This gang of bandits plus their families, a total of about 200 people. On weekdays, he specializes in robbing passing merchants and dart teams. However, occasionally he also does part-time jobs such as kidnapping and blackmailing, to put it simply, Ren Xiaoyao's meat ticket is the product of the bandits' side business.

As for why the bandits tied him up, who tied him. Is there any collusion with any characters in Beijing, and the bearded face is also at a loss, and I don't know if I ask three questions. Ren Xiaoyao thought about it, what can a fool know?

After chatting for more than two hours, the carriage arrived at the foot of a mountain. Bearded face cheered happily: "It's finally here!" ”

Ren Xiaoyao sighed deeply when he heard this, come on, I can't run, just adapt.

There was a simple melon shed on the side of the mountain road, and when he heard the cheers of the bearded face, an old man ran out of the melon shed, and glanced at the carriage vigilantly, and the cloudy old eyes burst out of a fine light at that moment. Later, when I saw that it was a bearded face, I couldn't help but relax immediately. He said angrily: "The bearded face, what are you yelling about?" Who was in the carriage? ”

Look, the eyes of the masses are bright, and this stupid bandit is really called a bearded face.

At the same time, Ren Xiaoyao also probably knew the nature of this melon shed, which was the same as the small restaurant opened in Liangshan. The outpost belonging to the bandits' base camp can relay the situation and warnings at any time, and perhaps by the way, they will also work part-time as a troubled merchant in the past.

The bearded face scratched his head, and said with a simple smile: "Hehe." The head of the family tied up a fat sheep in the capital and asked me to send it back first. ”

Ren Xiaoyao sat in the carriage and vomited blood in anger. Listen, what to say! Fat sheep, which bastard invented this word? Ren family business does business and knows how to serve with a smile, can't the kidnapper and the meat ticket use honorific titles? From another point of view, the meat ticket can be regarded as a kidnapper's customer, right?

The old man glanced at the carriage and nodded, "Then you can go up." ”

The bearded face smiled, shook the whip in his hand, and the carriage headed up the mountain.

The road up the mountain is still quite wide, and the carriage is passable, and it seems that these bandits still have considerable economic strength. When he reached the halfway point of the mountain, Beard Face stopped the carriage, and with one hand, he took Ren Xiaoyao out like a bird cage, and then took the initiative to untie the cowhide band rope on Ren Xiaoyao's body for the first time.

Ren Xiaoyao was happy in his heart, as soon as his bearded face untied the rope, Ren Xiaoyao didn't want to think about it, so he ran down the mountain, the speed was as fast as lightning, as fast as thunder, and only the whirring wind and the regressing scenery were heard in his ears.

casually glanced back, but saw the bearded face with smiling hands around his chest, neither stopping nor chasing Ren Xiaoyao's escape, and not even shouting.

Ren Xiaoyao's heart tightened, something was wrong! There must be something greasy, and it is safer to run after asking clearly......

So Ren Xiaoyao touched his nose, walked back with an embarrassed face, walked to the bearded face, and said with a dry smile: "I've been tied up for too long, and I move my hands and feet, so I ran around casually......"

The bearded face smiled and said: "Don't you want to run, kindly remind you, this is our nest, there are many hidden piles on the mountain, as well as countless traps and traps, it doesn't matter if you run, even if no one chases you, most of you will die......"

Ren Xiaoyao was frightened into a cold sweat when he heard this, but fortunately he was cautious and reined in the precipice! There was no need for Beardface to scare him, since he was sure that he would die if he escaped here, then he would definitely die. Ren Xiaoyao is not a bold person, this kind of dangerous game of gambling with his life, it is better not to play it or try not to play.

Ren Xiaoyao smiled and said, "How can I be, do I look like the kind of person who doesn't know what to do?" You've untied me, how could I make trouble for you, you're really good at laughing, quack......"

After speaking, Ren Xiaoyao also looked up to the sky and laughed a few times, as if what he said with a bearded face was very funny.

The bearded face patted Ren Xiaoyao's shoulder happily, and the two walked side by side towards the mountain with their shoulders hooked, as if they were two brothers. It made Ren Xiaoyao feel awkward for a while, it was not that he discriminated against fools, but that the identities of the two were really not suitable to be so close, have you ever seen the kidnappers happily hooking meat tickets as if they were going out in the suburbs? Anyway, Ren Xiaoyao has never seen it.

The road to the top of the mountain was already so narrow that the carriage couldn't cross it, so I had to walk. The woods along the way, the mountain road is rugged, and the higher you go, the steeper it becomes, and just when Ren Xiaoyao is tired and about to die, the bandits' den finally arrives.

Panting and looking at the bandits' den, Ren Xiaoyao felt that there was nothing new at all, dozens of wooden bungalows were built high and low on the mountains. There is no imaginary banner of "Walking for Heaven" on the top of the mountain, nor is there a majestic and majestic Juyi Hall, at a glance, it looks like a very ordinary mountain village, which lives in poor families who make a living by chopping wood and burning charcoal.

This bandit den isn't that good. Young master, how did I get kidnapped by these shabby guys? Ren Xiaoyao muttered dissatisfiedly in his heart. In fact, he hasn't been too worried about his identity as a meat ticket until now, since the boss who has never met him specially sent people to send him all the way to the bandits' den, it means that he will not be poisoned for the time being.

It's just that when he saw that the bandits who kidnapped him were so shabby, Ren Xiaoyao couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. It is too different from the imaginary green forest heroes who are proud of the mountains and forests, drink wine in big bowls, eat meat in large pieces, and divide gold in large scales. Ren Xiaoyao estimated that even if these bandits were bold, they would not be bold, and most of them were the kind of masters who broke one or two pieces of silver in half.

Bearded face, however, is quite proud of his home base. patted Ren Xiaoyao's shoulder and showed off: "How is it?" Not bad, right? The brothers lived together and it was lively. ”

Co-author: This guy's pursuit of life is to be lively.

The two walked another mountain road to the legendary bandit's den.

Ren Xiaoyao took a closer look, looked at these inconspicuous wooden bungalows from a distance, and took a closer look...... Sure enough, it was a bungalow. I don't know which predecessor has the spirit of Yugong, in this deep mountain and old forest, Leng has opened up a large open space, and there are more than a dozen houses built on the open space, each facing differently, but faintly setting off a big house in the middle. Like the stars holding the moon. What's even more amazing is that there is a small lake in the middle of the mountain forest, which is sparkling, and from time to time a live carp jumps out, struggling in mid-air and posing. It fell into the water with another thud.

It's a pity, with such a good scenery, how good it would be to invest in a farmhouse, but it was occupied by a group of vulgar and unliterate bandits. It's unreasonable! Ren Xiaoyao shook his head and sighed.

Bearded Face returned to the bandit's den as happy as a fish in the water, and even left Ren Xiaoyao behind. I found a room and ran inside, and then there was laughter and scolding inside, and it was really lively.

The bearded face is not completely stupid, he dares to leave Ren Xiaoyao here, and he is naturally sure that Ren Xiaoyao can't run.

Ren Xiaoyao is not stupid, since the mountain is full of traps as the bearded face said, then ...... It's better to be honest and don't get along with your life.

No one led him on a tour, and Ren Xiaoyao didn't mind, walking around leisurely.

"Hey! The boy with the head of the thief and the brain! Stop for Lao Tzu! A big man staggered out of a wooden house and shouted at Ren Yao.

Thief head and thief brain? Say me? Ren Xiaoyao looked over dissatisfied, only to see that this big man had big shoulders and a round waist, and his tendons and flesh jumped suddenly, staggering towards Ren Xiaoyao.

Seeing that Ren Yao vomited, Dahan didn't hold back for a while, the two were like a pair of brothers who had drunk too much after a long absence, holding each other's shoulders and bending over to vomit, not to mention how intimate it was.

After a while, the two of them stopped spitting, Ren Xiaoyao wiped his mouth weakly, from last night to now, he has not eaten a grain of rice at all, and his stomach is empty.

The big man squinted his drunken eyes and smiled at Ren Xiaoyao, and said with a big tongue: "You...... Did you drink too much? ”

Ren Xiaoyao also stammered after him: "Yes...... yes, let's ...... Drink again? ”

The big man laughed, and slapped Ren Xiaoyao so hard that he almost fell to the ground.

"Let's go! Get in and drink! ”

After speaking, the big man couldn't help but speak, and walked into the house with his arm around Ren Xiaoyao's shoulder.

The room was bustling, and a large group of strangely dressed people were pushing cups around the table. Shouting, fists, laughter and crying, the noise was extreme, everyone drank too much, and no one paid attention to the extra face.

Ren Xiaoyao was very hungry, and he didn't treat himself as an outsider, unceremoniously squeezed a drunk bandit who was lying on the table to sleep, and he tore a chicken leg with both hands, and followed the bandits' appearance like a bandit, stepping on the chair with one foot, grabbing the chicken leg with one hand, opening his big mouth and biting fiercely, from time to time to join in the fun with the bandits to coax, or laugh a few times, and his vulgar appearance is more like a bandit than a bandit.

In this way, Ren Xiaoyao followed into the bandits' banquet in a daze, and ate a full meal.

Just as Ren Xiaoyao aimed at a fat hoof and was about to attack. Suddenly, I heard someone shouting: "Quiet! It's all quiet for Lao Tzu! ”

The person who spoke may have some prestige among the bandits, and after a roar, everyone fell silent and looked at him with a smile.

Ren Xiaoyao stuffed something in his mouth, and took the time to look up and glance at the person who spoke. I saw that he was not very tall. With a dark complexion, a circle of beards on his face, and the whole person looks like a man who has been running the rivers and lakes all year round.

The man looked at Ren Xiaoyao suspiciously, and then patted his forehead vigorously. As if trying to make sure if they were drunk, they saw a face they had never seen before in their base camp.

Ren Xiaoyao also felt a little embarrassed when he saw him abusing his forehead, and when he saw him looking at him, Ren Xiaoyao hurriedly smiled politely at him.

"Who are you? Why here? "After making sure that I don't know Ren Xiaoyao. The big man asked suspiciously.

It's no wonder he wondered, the brothers were drinking happily together, and suddenly found an unknown face, eating and drinking with everyone without any scruples, how could this scene not make people feel weird and inexplicable?

Ren Xiaoyao tried hard to swallow the food stuffed in his mouth, and at the same time, his mind was like electricity.

How do you introduce yourself to these bandits? Talking to Bearded Face along the way, Ren Xiaoyao found a big surprise, in the eyes of these bandits, Ren Xiaoyao seemed to be just a simple fat sheep. They didn't find out Ren Xiaoyao's identity as an official of the imperial court, last night's kidnapping was really bizarre, Ren Xiaoyao still hasn't figured out what is going on, it seems that they can only wait for their head of the house to come back and then inquire about it.

As for how to introduce themselves, since they don't know that they are officials. It is even more impossible for Ren Xiaoyao to be stupid enough to take the initiative to tell them.

Well, you also have to pay attention to the tone of the introduction, to appear neither humble nor arrogant, it is best to take the initiative. Fight for thousands of meat ticket compatriots......

Thinking of this, Ren Xiaoyao posed as Yang Zirong. Clenched his fists and said proudly: "The king of heaven covers ...... Ahem, it's easy to say, it's easy to say, and I'm in Jinling...... Ren Xiaowu, this hero, please! ”

In a hurry, he didn't have time to think of other names, so Ren Xiaoyao had to take the top number of the senior scholar Xiao Wu in the house.

"Ren Xiaowu? Who is it? Dahan was confused, and asked the bandit brothers in a low voice, seeing that everyone was shaking their heads, Dahan's face became even more puzzled.

"I was invited to go up the mountain by your master, hehe, your master is very enthusiastic, brother, I admit it!" After Ren Xiaoyao finished explaining with a smile, he saluted everyone with a fist, looking like a young chivalrous man.

That's right, right? Wasn't he invited to the mountain by their masters? It's just a little rude, damn! actually knocked Lao Tzu with a stick! (To be continued.) )