"What can I do about this?" Mingyue asked in embarrassment, "Do we want to fight in the field?" ”

Rob smiled angrily, patted Mingyue's arm to express dissatisfaction, and said angrily, "What field battle? It's called camping. ”

Mingyue smiled bitterly, in fact, there is nothing wrong with camping, the curtain is on the ground, absorbing the essence of heaven and earth - if you don't have hair and don't watch from the side.

Rob can't deal with monsters, but he's still better at dealing with people, and he has an idea as soon as his eyes turn, "Since it's Mrs. Cui's wedding, let's go to her house to borrow it, and say it's her distant relative." ”

Mingyue pondered for a moment, I don't know what the people in the town think about the fact that the Peach Blossom Nunnery was leveled, if the prince asked Rob to take the initiative to enter the palace to find someone, it shouldn't be that everyone shouted and beat them as soon as they appeared, right?

"Let's get some makeup." Rob smiled and said, "I'll be an old woman, you will be an old grandfather, and then find something as a gift, and go eat and drink Mrs. Cui." ”

Mingyue smiled, took out a charm and pasted it on Rob's head, and recited the spell, which really turned her into a gray-haired old woman.

"Why don't you change grandpa?" Rob asked Mingyue.

"I look so good." Mingyue smiled, the fact is that many charms can't be used on people, those "curse" or "confused mind" spells can be used occasionally, but how can that kind of evil charm be used on oneself?

Fortunately, there are almost no people who have seen Mingyue, and they are not afraid of being recognized, even if they are hairless, they are just a child, and they no longer need any changes, and the three of them swaggered towards Mrs. Cui's mansion.

Mrs. Cui is really a rich and successful person, the city is full of red double happiness lanterns, two miles away from Cui's mansion began to pave the ground with red felt, and the door of the house is even more erected curtains and flowing water mats.

Mingyue glanced at the people who were eating and drinking on the flowing water seat, thought they were rude, and pulled Rob directly into Cui's mansion, and Rob had to follow her.

The door at the gate of Cui's Mansion immediately stepped forward to stop him, and greeted him with a smile: "How many are you?" ”

Rob stepped forward and replied, "We are old friends of Mrs. Cui, and I heard that she was overjoyed, so I brought treasures to congratulate her." ”

Menzi stopped in front of Rob and the others, and continued to interrogate: "Can you ask the daimyo, we can also be generalized." ”

"This ......," Rob thought to himself, is it to mean that the moon is good? Or is it good to say that Rob is good, or to say a name randomly, Mingyue interjected on the side, "We are sent by the 'No. 1 in the world' Heavenly Remnant Dao Elder to give gifts." ”

"It turned out to be a friend of the Taoist, Madame has already instructed, please hurry up!" Menzi's face was instantly full of smiles, and he hurriedly led Mingyue and the others to the flower hall where the guests were entertained and sat down, and then trotted to Mrs. Cui.

Luo Bu remembered the rudeness of the Heavenly Remnant just now, and felt very uncomfortable, Mingyue whispered to comfort her: "I have already buried the Heavenly Remnant just now, what is wrong with borrowing his name 'head' for such a big affection?" ”

Rob didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

A maidservant girl held a fragrant tea, Mingyue and they only waited for a while, and then the man rushed back and said, "Mrs. Cui is invited." ”

Mingyue patted the burden, Shi Shiran stood up and said to Rob: "I have a big gift here to give to Mrs. Cui, you just wait for me here." ”

Without waiting for Rob to object, Mingyue had already gone out with Menzi with her baggage.

The winding path went straight to the depths of the garden, presumably Mrs. Cui's boudoir, Mingyue smiled secretly: This Mrs. Cui still cares about the remnants of the sky, that way it will be much easier.

When Mrs. Cui saw Mingyue, she really sent away the maid who was waiting in the house, and stepped forward and asked eagerly: "I heard that the Daoist of the Heavenly Remnant Son was killed and the body was separated, but is it true?" ”

"How so?" Mingyue laughed and put the burden on the table, "The Heavenly Remnant is the 'No. 1 in the world' warlock, who acts chivalrous and righteous, subdues demons and eliminates monsters, it is inevitable to offend people, and someone always wants to pull off his head and throw it into the toilet......"

Saying that, Mingyue patted the head of the person in the burden hard, and continued: "Fortunately, he knows that 'trouble comes from the mouth', so that he can live without danger." ”

Mrs. Cui relieved her heart and sighed: "Then I will rest assured." Then he was a little happy and asked curiously, "I wonder what gift he gave me?" ”

"Madame, don't be surprised!" Mingyue untied the burden, "The remnant of the sky knows that Mrs. is dedicated to the Tao, and she is suffering from a lack of skills, so she can't talk to Mrs. day and night, so she used a supreme spell to make an ornament exactly like his own head for Mrs. to relieve her boredom." ”

Mingyue pretended to be mysterious, "This head is 100% inverted in equal proportions, well-made, real to the touch, and the most interesting thing is that he can speak!" ”

After speaking, Mingyue took the head of the Heavenly Remnant out of the burden and put it on the table with a bang.

After trimming all the way, most of the injuries on Tianzhuzi's face have healed, only a few scratches are still there, and he grinned at Mrs. Cui on the table.

Mrs. Cui was so frightened that she took a few steps back, covered her heart and exclaimed, "Why do you look so big......"

Sure enough, he is a rich man, well-informed, and he is not afraid to see such a strange human head, and only cares about quality.

"It's not big, it's not big!" Mingyue gestured at the head with her hand, "Look at how small it is, put it anywhere you want, take it out when you need it, chat with you, preach the sermon, there is nothing better." ”

Mingyue picked up the head and ordered, "Sing a song!" ”

The Heavenly Remnant rolled his eyes and cruelly refused, "No!" ”

Mingyue shook the head violently, and said to Mrs. Cui apologetically: "I'm sorry, after all, it's a replica, and it occasionally becomes dysfunctional, so it's good to shake it twice when you're disobedient." ”

The remnants of the sky were shaken so that their eyes rolled, and they shouted, "Stop, stop, stop, don't shake anymore." ”

Mrs. Cui covered her mouth and smiled, "The Heavenly Remnant Son himself can only recite scriptures, and he can't sing any songs." ”

"That's fine." Mingyue put the head on the plate on the table and said with a smile: "The gift has been delivered, and we are going back." ”

"Whoever comes is a guest, stay with me, and leave tomorrow." Mrs. Choi persuaded.

"So it's bothering." Mingyue agreed unceremoniously, patted the head with her hand, and whispered in his ear: "If you make Rob cry, I won't let you cry." ”

The Heavenly Remnant squinted his eyes at Mingyue with a frightened expression.

When Mrs. Cui saw her talking to the head, she felt very interesting, looked left and right, and sighed: "Although it is a strange object, it is still quite scary to look at." ”

"It's good to use it, it's small and cute, and you can put it there." Mingyue patted the head and said ambiguously to Mrs. Cui: "His 'mouth' is the best to use." ”

Mrs. Cui's old face turned red, a hint of pervert light flashed in her eyes, she wrapped her head in a piece of cloth and stuffed it into the bed and hid it, because she felt that this gift was too heavy, and insisted on sending Mingyue and them to the place where she lived in person.

With Mingyue here, the remnants of the sky never dared to talk nonsense, so they had to hope that Mrs. Cui would let them go in private.

On the way, Mrs. Cui and Mingyue talked about the latest gossip and sighed: "I don't know which demon the Peach Blossom Nunnery offended, it was destroyed overnight, and even the people in the nunnery are gone, I don't know if it's good or bad." ”

"Jiren has his own natural appearance, and Mrs. doesn't have to worry about it." Mingyue said perfunctorily.

Mrs. Cui nodded yes, and when she saw Rob in the flower hall, she didn't recognize it, and deigned to treat her as an equal.

However, Rob was surprised to see Mrs. Cui, who changed her simple appearance from last time, dressed in a pink-colored shirt, her eyebrows were painted black and thick, and her face was covered with a thick layer of rouge, and deep wrinkles appeared when she laughed, which made people worry that the whole piece of fat powder would fall off together.

On the way to the residence, Rob inquired about Bilian, but he didn't expect Mrs. Cui to smile and say: "That girl, it is also fate, she ran to the capital, but she was really caught by the prince and left as a concubine." ”

No wonder Mrs. Cui's wedding was so pompous, presumably some people also came looking at the prince's face, Rob sighed dejectedly: Is this fate? No matter how much you resist, you can't escape.

Rob was sullen, but Mrs. Cui had nothing to say, so she had to talk to Mingyue without a word, and hurriedly said goodbye and left when she arrived at the place where she lived.

Mingyue saw that Luo Bu was unhappy and asked her what was going on, Luo Bu frowned, and said: "That Cui Bilian always said that she was the queen's life, but I didn't expect to be really chosen by the prince to be a concubine.......

"Hahahaha." Mingyue laughed, patted Rob's head and smiled: "You are the result of my change of life against the sky, but you are here to sigh fate, stupid, right?" ”

"That's right!" Rob clenched his fists, "I'm going to hold my fate in my hands." ”

Mingyue laughed, watching Rob desperately pour chicken soup for herself, and did not stop her, but encouraged: "It's good if you're happy." ”

Rob slept very unsteadily at night, and his eyes were always grief-stricken after he knew that she was a demon, and the people who disappeared from the Peach Blossom Nunnery, no matter what, Rob couldn't accept that they collectively went to other places to cultivate.

Mingyue next to her had already fallen asleep, and Rob couldn't sleep, so he simply put on his clothes and got out of bed.

This should be the place where Mrs. Cui reserved courtesy guests, not only a room, but also a small courtyard.

Rob took advantage of the moonlight to walk outside the door, sat down at the door of the bedroom, and lay hairless at the entrance outside, his ears trembling slightly, but he did not open his eyes.

Rob looked at the full moon above his head, and thought carefully about what happened after he came to this world: he was born with a snake tail, and he couldn't use witchcraft at all except for his strength, the principle of crossing that "love Yin Si is him", the strange scarcity of women in this world, and the mysterious prince who took pleasure in killing, everything was mixed in his mind, and he had no clue, as if something was hidden under the water, but he couldn't be fathomed like a ghost.

Suddenly, there was a conversation outside Suosuo, and a woman suddenly asked loudly, "You really married my mother?" ”

"What's wrong?" The man also retorted loudly, "Didn't you even want to marry me?" Why pretend! ”

"You, you're shameless." The girl cursed, "You deceived the little one and the old one, there is really no lower limit!" ”

"Say whatever you want." The man said indifferently, "Come, Daddy loves you." ”

"Get out!"

There was the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground in the distance, and there seemed to be a man snorting faintly, and there was a sound of footsteps approaching, and he raised his head without a swish, staring at the door vigilantly.

Rob was also puzzled: Could it be that Bilian is back? Didn't she enter the palace, how could she leave the palace lightly?

However, the footsteps went back and forth several times outside, but they didn't come in, and finally scolded at the door: "Damn, I remember the door is here!" ”

Hairless yawned, rested his head on his front legs, and continued to sleep.

"Damn, I'll kill those old nuns when I go back, Rob, aren't you good with Jingyue? I'll skin her first! The woman scolded.

Rob was so shocked that he was drenched in ice water in his sleep, and suddenly stood up: Who the hell is outside?!

But the outside was calm again, and the hairless snoring was even louder, as if nothing had happened, and finally even Rob himself wondered if he had a nightmare just now.

In a trance, someone gently put his hand on Rob's shoulder, so frightened that she opened her mouth to scream, and before she could say anything, she was kissed and silenced.

Mingyue hugged Rob tightly, as if she was afraid that she would disappear out of thin air, and tried hard to rub Rob's bones into her body.

"Even if you save them this time, they will die sooner or later," the kiss ended, Mingyue said sadly, with a hint ......of begging in her tone, "Why bother yourself, let's just be together." ”

Rob pursed his lips and didn't speak, hiding his face on Mingyue's shoulder, silently bearing Mingyue's strong embrace,

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Cui Bilian knelt at the feet of the crown prince Kong An and said hatefully: "Your Highness, I didn't find them. ”

Kong An waved his hand to send away a certain rat demon who came to report, bent down to help Bilian up, and said softly, "No, you did a good job." ”

Kong An cupped Bilian's chin with his fingers and said with a smile: "You are really good, I can't wait." ”

Bi Lian trembled with excitement and was a little puzzled, Kong An's eyes behind the mask were dark and deep, and her eyes seemed to look past her face to speak to another person.