Chapter 83: Feelings, Never Be Self-Righteous (2)

Natasha has always been a super-reliable ally, and Daniel has finally turned to someone for help.

They went out shopping early in the morning.

In Natasha's words, 'Honey, how long has it been since you've done a good look?' I can't even remember the little prince of magic on that stage now.'"

Daniel blinked his big blue eyes, and immediately cooperated to grab a rabbit from his pocket and handed it over gracefully: "Honey, send you." ”

Natasha laughed at him, she took the rabbit casually, held it in her arms and touched it and asked, "How long can it be kept?" ”

"Four hours, the handkerchief is clean." Daniel replied with a smile.

Then, he added in distress: "Unfortunately, Tony doesn't seem to be interested in this...... Last time, when he was standing in front of a piece of armor and looking annoyed, I turned the armor into a pig in order to amuse him, and as a result, he was so angry that he kicked me out of the studio. ”

"Uh...... Are you sure Tony is looking worried, not thoughtful? Natasha said weakly, "Perhaps, he was wondering where to start to modify the armor......"

She raised her head, saw the blue eyes, full of innocent and pitiful expressions, and said decisively: "Forget it, it's not important, let's go shopping first!" ”

At the same time, Tony, who had been staying in the studio since Daniel left the building early in the morning, actually walked out.

After pouring himself a cup of coffee, he lay down on the sofa lazily, looking half-dead.

When Steve came out of the gym, he found that Iron Man, who had been 'depressed' recently, was wearing a black vest, nestled in the sofa with a blank face, biting his nails in a daze.

He hesitated slightly at the door.

Because of the Winter Soldier, he wasn't sure if the other party wanted to see him now.

"Have you had an old lover and completely forgotten your friends? Captain, don't you even want to see my face now? Tony said in that usual sarcastic tone.

"No, I just ...... I just thought you didn't want to see me. The captain replied honestly, "I'm sorry, Tony. ”

Although he apologized, his tone was steady.

Because, under Daniel's many stirrings, Steve is now gradually figuring out the true meaning of Tony's seemingly harsh words. Therefore, he instinctively knew that the other party was probably ...... is making a gesture of goodwill, or rather, looking for each other to get under the stairs.

If you are irritated by his pretended mean tone, turn around and leave, or angrily retort, then it's over!

Just like that 'language', he will definitely remember you for the rest of his life, and he will bring it up from time to time.

So, Steve replied very frankly to the other party, and walked in generously.

He wiped his sweaty blonde hair with a towel around his neck, and under the gray tight T-shirt, there were strong and graceful muscle lines, dazzling like the morning sun that had just risen in the morning.

Stark, so he whistled seriously and sighed: "It is worthy of being voted by all beautiful women to be the male god who wants to be X the most." ”

"What's that?" Steve asked with a blank look on his face.

"Vote for the election, don't care." Tony replied nonchalantly.

Steve paused and didn't ask any further.

Anyway, in his opinion, Tony always has countless witticisms, as well as all kinds of peculiar humor.

He didn't think that he could keep up with the other party's train of thought.

Therefore, instead of being led around by him and figuring out the situation, the best way is to ignore him and follow his own train of thought.

"Let's have breakfast together! Seriously, Tony, you look terrible, Daniel must have been worried about you all the time. ”

Steve said casually as he took the eggs out of the fridge and expertly began to fry them.

However, he tacitly did not mention the name of Bucky Barnes, so as not to have another unnecessary conflict.

Tony, though he noticed that Steve was making breakfast, which was obviously for three, was willing to play dumb and pretend not to know.

After hearing the captain's question, he first stretched lazily on the sofa, and then said in a playful tone: "God, you really reminded me!" Daniel, that little bastard! He was so nervous when he faced me now, as if I was a bad glass cup that would fall to the ground and fall into pieces. ”

He used several strong rhetorical questions at once: "Am I that vulnerable?" Didn't he know I was Iron Man? Isn't Tony Stark made of steel? Isn't Iron Man invincible? ”

Steve subconsciously smiled a shallow smile at his passionate tone.

"He's been as clingy as a cat lately, really! In the name of comforting me, they made all sorts of things......"

Tony complained impatiently: "I'm long past the age of seventeen or eighteen years old, when I can't wait for two people to melt together!" He's been leaving me speechless lately! I'm a man! A mature man, not a girl who makes him protective, seriously, you don't know what bullshit he has done...... Forget it, every time he nagged in my ear, I just wanted to push him down on the bed and fuck him until he shut up completely......"

"...... you?" Steve asked hesitantly, "...... Are you embarrassed? In fact, if you don't like to be treated so carefully by Daniel, you can sue him directly, instead of being awkward alone. ”

"Excuse me? Awkward? Tony's big brown eyes widened and seemed shocked, "What gave you this terrible delusion?" ”

Daniel said......" The captain looked at him quietly in a very slow tone and strange eyes, and said, "Every time you try to cover up something uncomfortable, you will talk at length, and then, like it, dislike it." Do you feel a little embarrassed to be seen on the vulnerable side by Daniel? ”

"Just kidding! Who am I? Daniel is always talking nonsense, and he likes to make rumors about me. ”

Tony was very sure of the other party, saying, "Don't believe him, Captain, he's a liar." ”

Steve shrugged his shoulders slightly, deciding not to get involved in the dispute between the two men.

Then, he put the omelette on a plate, put it in front of him, and said calmly, "Well, I believe you, if it makes you feel good." ”

“…… Hi, I want to argue with you again, Rogers. ”

"But I have no intention of arguing with you, Tony."

"God, who taught you badly? Falcon? Black Widow? Eagle Eye? Whoever it is, give me back that upright, wooden, and incomprehensible captain. ”

"No, no, it's neither, I think, probably Daniel and ......" Steve thought for a moment and replied with a smile, "You! ”

"I think we'd better have a fight."

Iron Man grimaced, took a heavy bite of the omelette, and said viciously while sucking/sucking the yolk.

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In the afternoon, when Vision-Pure really believed Daniel's theory of 'psychotherapy' and was promised by Daniel to 'take him to visit Wanda the Red Witch in two days', he obediently projected the 'live' of Tony's workshop.

He is familiar with this matter, and he is a hanger.

At this time, Tony, who was wearing a tank top, was sitting on the table, writing and drawing on his side, not knowing what he was calculating.

But he looks very serious and very handsome.

"Actually, Tony's serious work appearance is much more attractive than his playboy appearance." Daniel looked at the screen projected by the illusion and said happily: "It's just that when I'm working, I'm too unsophisticated." ”

I saw Tony on the screen pouting his ass and kicking his legs, not knowing what to dismantle in the back compartment of a car, and pulling out several wires in his hands.

Natasha blinked, not commenting.

"Okay, let's be honest."

Although the red-haired female agent really wanted to gossip and watch the show by the way, she still had a 'work ethic' and explained: "Actually, Daniel, I don't know what effect you want to achieve...... Are you really sure you want me to be in command? ”

"You're at least more experienced than I am." Daniel looked at Natasha with admiration and trust: "That...... As long as Tony can be happy, every time I make him happy, he gets very angry. ”

"Turn his armor into a pig?" Natasha asked with a smile.

"Uh...... Sometimes, on the road to success, there are always several failures. Daniel replied righteously: "But sometimes, being experienced can reduce the chances of failure." So, Natasha, you've got to help me. ”

Then, he began to walk around in front of the mirror to check himself, and the words in his mouth were still reciting: "Clothes are OK, hairstyles are OK, headphones are OK......"

Clint glanced over and rolled his eyes at the ceiling.

Vision looked disapproving: "Mr. Black, I think ...... You shouldn't do that, you should talk to your husband directly. ”

"You don't understand, Vision." Daniel said seriously: "Your father is not duplicitous, and I am an anxious person, so it is easy to quarrel without saying a word." ”

“…… Mr. Stark is not my dad. Vision was silent for a moment before replying.

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"Would you like to take a break?"

When Tony heard this, he was lying on the ground in his black tank top, screwdriver, and protective glasses, repairing or modifying a Stark-brand sports car on his back.

Recently, the news has been about Stark Industries to launch some kind of eco-friendly sports car that uses new energy.

Perhaps, that's exactly what he's doing?

However, just looking at him now, he can't see the appearance of a billionaire at all, he is simply a repairman in a car repair shop.

He poked his head out from under the car, his forehead and face were still stained with black gas, and his eyes were extremely vigilant, as if he was guarding against something: "Why are you here again?" I warn you not to set off fireworks in my workshop; Don't give me some dark dishes to try; Don't turn my clothes into erotic/sensual underwear; Don't turn into a bunch of dancing rabbits running around here; You are not allowed to ......."

He took a deep breath and said, "If you dare to turn the sports car that I installed with great difficulty into a pig, I will never spare you." ”

"Uh......" Daniel blinked his blue eyes and subconsciously tapped his fingers on the invisible headphones at his ears.

However, Natasha didn't speak for a long time, presumably stunned by Tony's words.

Daniel had no choice but to carefully and covertly tap his fingers on the headphones.

This is really a bit difficult under Tony's gaze......

[…… Uh, you go over there, you crouch down, and then, you have to kiss him. ]

Fortunately, Natasha's mental instinct was excellent, and she quickly recovered, commanding in the headphones and saying: [Daniel, I think you really have to soften your attitude!] Seriously, I just found out today that Tony Stark is actually a very good-tempered person, and if you treat me like you did to him, I will definitely hang you on the beam of the house for three days and three nights......]

Daniel, of course, has no way to defend it now.

Therefore, he has no way to sue the other party that he is really ...... It's true...... It's all well-intentioned.

For example, the fireworks were originally intended to be romantic, but they seemed to be in the wrong place; Try dark food or something, it's not unpalatable, it's just that the super spicy curry is a little bit more, but this is also out of kindness, he just wants the other party to cry openly, don't be so strong and hard.

(Tony roars: I've told you earlier, don't watch those romance dramas with Barton!) I'm not sad anymore, I don't want to cry at all).

Also, erotic/fun underwear or something, isn't this a trick between couples?

(Tony: I'll be glad you turn your clothes into erotic/fun lingerie, but don't change TM into mine.) ）

Turning into a rabbit is Daniel's usual method, well, this magic trick is still not appreciated by Tony.

As for the armor turning into a pig, that ...... It was really just a matter of seeing Tony standing there with a distressed face, and Daniel kindly wanted to help solve the problem.

Unfortunately, due to the relatively half-baked use of spells, although the armor was turned into a pig, when the magic reached the time limit, the armor did not recover, but became the original state of the item...... A pile of scrap iron.

This is equivalent to scrapping one of Tony's armors, or the latest armor that has been newly developed, tested dozens of times little by little, and adjusted countless times.

(Tony: You're more destructive than a supervillain!) ）

'It's okay, these are the little things!' ’

Daniel could only comfort himself silently.

Then, as Natasha had instructed, he leaned over and planned to crouch down and kiss Tony...... Probably because I was a little nervous, I didn't find the right place, and I kissed the black engine oil, and I was slightly dumbfounded.

[Baby, if you're really good at looking for it, you can't pick a place without oil.] Natasha muttered weakly in her headphones.

Tony's eyes widened in surprise, though, with a smile on his face.

Then, holding back the corners of his lips that were about to be upturned, he stretched out his thumb and smoothed out the black oil: "It looks quite evil." What does motor oil taste like? ”

He asked, subconsciously looking at Daniel.

It didn't take the experienced playboy more than three seconds to realize something, and then, a clear smile flashed in those big brown eyes.

However, he still asked casually: "Who chose your clothes?" ”

"Taste...... Not so good. Daniel wiped his mouth with his sleeve in disgust.

However, when it came to clothes, he was quite happy and immediately replied: "Natasha picked it, isn't it handsome?" ”

"Like a little devil." Tony raised his eyebrows, subconsciously using ridicule to hide his inner fluctuations.

He thought he knew enough about the guy in front of him, but now he realized that he didn't know enough.

Perhaps, this is the difference between the aesthetics of men and women!

Compared with Daniel's always light-colored clothes, Natasha was very bold to help him choose a black, black shirt, plus that slightly curly black hair, others will look heavy or overly mature when dressed like this, but the one in front of him is different, because the dark color of the body highlights the dark blue, blue eyes full of vitality all the time, not only does not feel very mature, but looks extraordinarily vivid.

Tony thought about it as he planned to get out from under the car and have a good conversation with Daniel.

Only, this time, the other party will not be puzzled by the sudden convulsions......

Coincidentally, at the same time, Natasha also took the opportunity to teach a sentence in Daniel's ear: [You can't talk so stupidly, go!] Pull him out from under the car. Then, you can lean in, make a closer gesture, and ask him if he likes it. ]

Daniel immediately obediently grabbed Tony's two arms and pulled the man out like a dead dog.

During this time, Tony was stunned by his actions: "What are you doing? Hey...... Wait, I'll do it myself...... Oh my God, you slow down, my leg is stuck, stuck...... FUCK！ Don't drag! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! ”

When Clint saw this, he smiled and hugged his stomach and slid under the couch.

[Oh my God, it's not like that, be gentle, take your time...... Never mind! Natasha covered her face with a headache.

However, Daniel, who is in a hurry, has managed to pull Tony out from under the car.

He obediently followed Natasha's instructions, leaned over intimately (he put his arms around Tony), and asked dryly, "Do you like it?" ”

[God, Daniel, when you speak, can you soften it a little and put some emotion into it!] ]

Natasha said madly in the headphones: [Your tone is simply 'If you dare to say you don't like it, I'll kill you']

Sure enough, Tony didn't feel the slightest bit of ** atmosphere at all.

He tilted his head stiffly, trying to maintain a nonchalant tone: "Are you sick?" What do you like? Do you mean yourself, or this outfit? If it's clothes...... Not bad. ”

Then, after a pause, he said softly in a deep tone, "But actually, you don't wear anything, I prefer it." ”

[Listen, listen!] You should really study hard! ]

Natasha counted in the headphones: [Stark doesn't say anything else, this kind of casual hooligan talk is really superb.] ]

'Why should I learn to be a hooligan?' Daniel cried out in grief.

But unfortunately, he can't communicate with Natasha head-on now, so he can only hold back, feeling that he is about to hold back his internal injuries.

[Alright, don't sit there stupidly and do something suggestive, Daniel.] For example, touch his thigh, or kiss his ear, or you can say something ambiguous. Didn't you two go to bed...... Don't be so innocent! When the atmosphere improves, you can apologize for the previous prank in a better tone, and if you have any worries or questions, you can take the opportunity to say it tactfully......]

Natasha commanded with a smile.

I didn't play pranks before. Daniel was unconvinced and wanted to argue, but unfortunately he couldn't communicate directly.

However, the shrewd and capable red-haired female agent is quite proud at this time.

Because it's not too difficult, these two guys have always liked each other, all they have been saying is a little tacit cooperation and romantic attitude.

She thinks that as long as she gently pushes the waves, it will be OK.

Clint thoughtfully handed over a bottle of soda, and Natasha took a sip in a happy mood.

Vision asked seriously with a confused expression, "Ms. Romanoff, do you really think this can cure Mr. Stark's psychological problems?" ”

"Of course." Although the previous flickering vision was not kind.

But Natasha still replied with great certainty: "When you are sad, what can soothe your heart more than the caress and companionship of a lover?" ”

"Actually, I've been pretty sad lately." Clint interjected with a sad expression at the right time.

Natasha turned her head and blinked.

Then, she touched Hawkeye's round face with pity, patted her chest again, and said, "Come on, baby, isn't it just a three-month salary to the Winter Soldier?" How much pocket money you want, I'll give it to you. ”

Clint immediately closed his mouth and refused to answer the insulting question again.

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In fact, during the time the three of them were chatting, Daniel's actions weren't so smooth.

First of all, touch your thighs or something...... Daniel is still quite shy by nature.

Therefore, he looked at the ceiling with embarrassed eyes, hesitated for three or four seconds, and decided to make a quick decision.

So, he slapped him very hard, and Tony's whole body immediately hugged his thighs in pain, bent over, and became a little shorter.

[I let you touch, not shoot!!! ]

Natasha, who was drinking a soda, squirted out a mouthful of soda, almost forgetting to control the volume and shouting in the headphones.

It's a pity it's a bit late.

Daniel made a coherent movement in one breath, and the next one turned his head to kiss his ear, and because Tony was already in pain, he threw himself into the air, so the whole person lost his balance and pressed up.

Iron Man, who was not wearing armor, was immediately thrown to the ground by him unsteadily.

The back of his head slammed into the floor, and with a 'bang', Clint couldn't help but close his eyes for the pain......

[Pretty good......]

Natasha, who came back to her senses, commented rather speechlessly in the headphones: [Although **failed, but 'pounce to the goal' or something, you can graduate.] ]

After a burst of starry eyes and the world spinning, Tony gritted his teeth in his heart and greeted Daniel's ancestors for eighteen generations.

Then, grinding his teeth viciously, he asked, "Are you here to fight today?" ”

"I'm actually here to comfort your wounded heart, do you believe it?" Daniel kept his position pressed against him and replied with a bitter face.

"I don't believe it." Tony said categorically, "You're here to destroy my spirit and body." I'm begging you, Daniel! Don't comfort me anymore, I'm fine now. But for a while, I'm dying of your comfort! ”

Daniel looked shocked, and with a sad expression on his face that had been hit hard, he almost burst into tears.

Natasha covered her face in deep shame.

Clint rolled on the ground laughing.

Vision quietly turned off the projection, supported his chin with his hand, and thought solemnly: "Human love is really complicated. ”