"Ye Tian, let me tell you, don't pretend to be stupid in front of me, what I want to listen to is not some bullshit novel, what I want to listen to is your past, do you understand what you mean? Do you understand Chinese? ”

Zhang Xiaomei barely poked her finger in Ye Tian's face, this guy was too shameless, and he actually told himself about the novel seriously.

It sounds good, but is this what you want to hear? I just have to hear him talk about his past, and then go back and repeat it to his master.

Although Zhang Xiaomei didn't understand why the master had to listen to Ye Tian talk about his past, he only needed to carry out the master's orders.

"Ye Tian, there's nothing more to say." Zhang Xiaomei stood up from her position: "Since you don't mean that, I won't stop you, goodbye!" Zhang Xiaomei glared at Ye Tian and walked directly to the door, Ye Tian didn't mean to speak.

Zhang Xiaomei's hand stopped on the doorknob, and the reason why she didn't leave immediately was because of her master.

Zhang Xiaomei knows her master's temper, although she usually seems to be very good to herself, in fact, once she can't finish what he explained, it will definitely be inevitable to go back and be punished.

What's more, Ye Tian's words also aroused Zhang Xiaomei's competitiveness, she didn't believe it, she couldn't let this guy tell the truth.

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaomei turned around and didn't wait for her to speak.

"If you want to listen to me talk about my previous affairs, just sit on the side, no matter what I say, you listen quietly, wait for me to finish, I am asking, if you don't listen, then there is no need to continue to listen to my nonsense, you can leave."

Zhang Xiaomei raised her eyebrows, this guy's tone was as if he was begging him.

"Okay, no problem, but you remember for me, it's you who ask us, not me who asks you, I'm just listening here, you're bragging there, I'll never interject, but, you remember for me, don't tell me what bullshit novels you like to read, I don't listen to those, remember?"

Ye Tian ignored Zhang Xiaomei and said slowly.

A gust of hot wind woke up Yang Wei, who was sleeping, Yang Wei sat up from the bed and touched the clothes on his body with his hand, which was completely soaked.

"I'm a mother." Yang Wei shook his head, threw aside a yellow magazine and a few yellow saucers on his body, got off the bed, and walked outside, ready to take a shower

This is a room of less than 10 square meters in Shanqian County, which is called a slum by the locals, and of course there will be no separate toilet in this kind of place, as for the bathing place, it is on the top floor, just built with iron sheet at random, and the whole building is shared by 30 households, and it is also connected to the bathroom.

Yang Wei glanced at his watch, it was two o'clock in the afternoon, and most of the residents on the floor had already gone to work, and those who did not go to work were also on their lunch break.

At this time, no one will bother you to take a bath.

Today is the hottest day during this time, and the broken electric fan in the room that I bought for 10 yuan has broken down a few days ago and cannot be used.

Yang Wei came to the top floor, and he was originally going to take a bath, and he went to a tuba first, which is a good habit he has developed for a long time.

Yang Wei opened an adult magazine, looked at the women on it scratching their heads, salivating, their eyes almost didn't stare into the magazine, swearing words like sluts in their mouths, but in their hearts they couldn't wait to hug one and go directly to the bed for friendly communication.

While watching, Xiao Yang Wei below naturally reacted, Yang Wei thought that there was no one around at this time, and he was about to stroke a shot, when there was a sound of footsteps, Yang Wei was scared, and the magazine in his hand almost didn't fall into the toilet.

Listen to the sound is to go to the bathroom, because the bathroom is separated from the bath by a piece of iron, and all the sounds over there can be clearly transmitted here.

"Who's going to take a shower at this time?" Yang Wei felt a little strange, he had lived here for three or four years, and he was usually alone at noon, at most there would be one or two people occasionally on Sundays, but today was obviously Monday.

Yang Wei's heart was a little strange, and there was a sound of locking the door over there.

Yang Wei's heart was shocked, and then he became a little excited, taking a bath here, old men like them basically don't lock the door, only girls can lock the door.

It's just that the young girls went to work at this time, and at this time only those old ladies came to take a bath, thinking that it was those middle-aged women who were bloated and obese, Yang Wei, who was originally a little excited, was a little unappetizing for a while, and was about to open the door and leave.

There was a sparse sound of undressing, accompanied by a very slight breathing sound, like a magnet that sucked Yang Wei in.

Listening to the sound of breathing, it shouldn't look like those old ladies, Yang Wei decided to take a peek, if it was really those old ladies, it would be watching a horror movie.

There is only a piece of iron sheet between the bathroom and the shower, and the top layer is separated by plastic film because of the landlord's saving materials.

Yang Wei stepped on the wooden board where the paper towels were placed on the side, and the whole person stood on tiptoe just enough to see the film, and took out a small nail clipper from his pocket. Eye, what catches your eye is the partition at the very edge of the bathroom, which is relatively close to the door.

Fortunately, the bathroom is not big, Yang Wei searched a few times, and finally saw a somewhat blurry white figure, but from this angle, he could only see a back.

But from the fair skin and the well-proportioned body, Yang Wei knew that this was not an old lady, but a young girl.

For a moment, Yang Wei's small eyes were almost wide to the limit, and his breathing became heavy.

"Low, low." Yang Wei saw a waterfall-like smooth black hair, followed by a fair neck, forming a strong visual contrast with the hair.

It's just because of the angle that Yang Wei can only look at the outline of his back and can't see his face, and because of this, the other party can't see Yang Wei who is peeking at her.

As the girl tilted her head slightly, as if she was wiping the shower gel, the semicircular softness of her chest. meat, even if you can only see a rough side outline,

Yang Wei was also a little excited, and felt that liquid gushed out from his nose.

Just when Yang Wei stood on tiptoe and prepared to take a closer look, there was a "snap" sound from under his feet, and the wooden plank that was a little old couldn't bear the weight of Yang Wei, an old otaku, and broke directly.

Yang Wei secretly screamed in his heart, and jumped down directly in a panic, but stepped into the pit he had just pulled on the side.

"!" Yang Wei couldn't care about stepping on under his feet, opened the door and hurriedly ran out.

"Stop!" There was a coquettish shout behind him, just listening to the sound was enough to make people's bones tingle, but Yang Wei at this time obviously had no time to take care of these.

Running back to his room, Yang Wei sat on the stool, gasping for breath.

"Fortunately, I didn't get caught, it's so dangerous." Yang Wei gasped, this time running, he almost used all the strength to touch his milk.

"Giggles!" A knock on the door frightened Yang Wei.

Yang Wei reacted in an instant, turned his head, and pretended to look at the computer in front of him, this computer is almost the same age as Yang Wei, it belongs to the antique level, it often crashes for no reason, the screen is black, but Yang Wei, who is shy in his pocket, has no money to update.

I can only use it, but fortunately, this old antique gives face today, and there is no black screen.

There was a sound of footsteps behind him, and Yang Wei felt that his heart was about to burst, and that kind of apprehension and worry made Yang Wei want to stuff himself into the old antique machine.

"Hello!" The voice behind him was crisp and unusually good.

Yang Wei felt that his bones were soft for a while, and in normal times, Yang Wei was afraid that he would have turned his head a long time ago, but today, he didn't have the courage, and his head was almost shrunk into his neck.

"Hello, I'm a new neighbor, my name is Lu Lingzhi." With the words, a slender palm that was white and flawless, impeccable, stretched out.

"Neighbors?" Yang Wei looked stunned, and still didn't have the courage to turn his head.

"Just now" Before Lu Lingzhi's words were finished, Yang Wei quickly turned his head, and he didn't even see the other party's appearance clearly, so he quickly reached out and shook it, and he didn't have time to appreciate the softness of the tentacles, Yang Wei stammered a little: "I was in the room just now." ”

"Hehe, you're such an interesting person, do you also like to read history?"

"History? Yes, yes, I love to read history. Yang Wei looked stunned and nodded quickly.

"I" didn't wait for Lu Lingzhi to finish speaking, Yang Wei hurriedly said: "Oops, I almost forgot, I read the history for a night, and I suddenly felt a little sleepy, let's talk about it another day, talk about it another day." Yang Wei lowered his head to prevent the other party from seeing his appearance clearly, and directly pushed her out of the room.

After locking the door, Yang Wei couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, turned his head to look at the computer that was opened, and a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes, but this sadness flashed away.

Yang Wei actually doesn't like history, for a senior otaku, what he likes is always the fantasy of beautiful women and money, because he was his first love, to be precise, he should have been humiliated by his crush, that is a girl who likes literature very much, Yang Wei is because of her, so he went to study history, to rote memorization, to create all kinds of opportunities to meet with her in the library, but unfortunately, in the end, not only did he not hold the beauty, but he was humiliated.

Although he lost his crush, Yang Wei fell in love with history, not because he liked the weight of history, but because he liked to change the characters of history, those who could change history, each of them was a great hero of the contemporary era, famous for centuries, famous through the ages, and most importantly, in the end, he was a beauty, including almost all contemporary beauties.

There are not only beautiful women, but also rights and fame, which every man yearns for and likes.

Drunk and lying on the knees of beauty, awake to the power of the world.

Yang Wei also wanted to become those heroes who changed history, so he fell in love with history, although he knew that he couldn't, Yang Wei still fantasized and YY every day by looking at the heroes in history, hoping that one day he could become such a hero who could change history.

"Hey! Hero. "A few years of realistic blows have made Yang Wei a lot more realistic.

Yang Wei lay on the bed and decided to go out to find a job tomorrow, history is history after all, heroes cannot be copied, his own material, a few catties and a few taels, Yang Wei knows it, but he didn't want to wake up before.

Between bread and fantasy, Yang Wei naturally chose the former.

A huge thunder made the sleeping Yang Wei wake up suddenly, and the earth-shattering thunder in the sky made Yang Wei hurry to turn off his old machine.

Although this old machine is not worth anything at all, Yang Wei is still afraid that it will be damaged by lightning.

Today's thunder is much bigger than ever, just when Yang Wei reached out to pull out the computer socket, there was an earth-shattering loud noise, with a dazzling white light, Yang Wei's room was instantly illuminated by bright light, all this came and went quickly, and when the light faded, Yang Wei and his old machine disappeared together.

Zhang Xiaomei on the side opened her mouth, looked at Ye Tian there, and finally held back, this sounds like a novel, but she wants to see how this guy will explain to herself later.