0305 Nonsense
In this way, Yu Guoshen unknowingly entered the balcony of the sixth household, his body was like a taut bow, as long as he saw the faces of the four familiar guys, he immediately shot a deadly arrow, which could penetrate all the shackles of the ordinary human world.
Listening carefully, it seemed that something inside had been smashed, making a burst of crisp sounds, and two people were rudely fighting: "Fuck your mother, divorce if you don't want to!" ”
The woman yelled, "I'm your daddy!" What happened to divorce? Will you move me again? The community didn't vote for who was stupid, otherwise I would have to go down and vote for you! ”
Yu Guo did not stop there, he wanted to put an end to all possibilities, so he carefully and gradually opened the balcony window from the outside and got in. Without the sun's rays, his state of ignorance became more perfect, and at least it was difficult for ordinary humans to see his figure clearly.
He followed the sound all the way to the bedroom, the bedroom door was open, there was a woman smashing things frantically, a hairy bear attacked head-on, Yu Guo flashed backwards, and the hairy bear was thrown into the living room. When he looked at it again, the man's strength was greater, and he had already smoked the woman's ear scrapers several times, and the woman did not show weakness and grabbed him with a bloody face.
No one can say who is committing domestic violence, but it is certain that this is really not a conspiracy, just a short trivial matter among parents, but it has been intensified.
Yu Guo said lightly: "Don't fight." ”
The two of them were full of anger, and they were just going to be separated, and when they heard this voice, they were immediately startled, but they could exchange shares around, of course, there was no one person. They couldn't have imagined that they could hear a third person in their home. And when the two of them looked at each other, and could be sure that they had indeed heard the same voice, cold sweat broke out, and the fists that were clenched and punched out at any time were released.
Yu Guo originally didn't want to care about these trivial matters, but this riot touched his thoughts about Meng Ning, and felt that the two of them were really a great fate together, a gift from God, when he lost Meng Ning, he was in pain, and he understood that there are many couples like himself and Meng Ning in the world, who have enough love, but not enough blessings to enjoy this love.
And how many couples who are born in happiness and don't know how to fight all day long are like these two fools in front of them, and even cause tragedy. For such a guy who doesn't cherish fate, Yu Guo really feels upset, so he has one more mouth. Who thought that the effect would be wonderful, so he blessed his soul and immediately thought of a brilliant idea.
Yu Guo deliberately imitated the woman's voice, and spoke slowly, looking very miserable: "My husband and I ...... I used to quarrel every day...... We go from moving our mouths to our hands...... I thought it was a trivial matter...... Until he couldn't help it and strangled me to death...... I also pierced him in the heart with a knife...... Now the two of us...... I regret it...... Do you want to do the same? ”
Immediately, Yu Guo returned to his original voice: "You two ...... If they all die, they will be used as substitutes for us...... Hehehehe...... Don't fight, if you want to fight, kill each other quickly, hehehehe......"
Frankly speaking, these improvised words are still very flawed, but Yu Guo did not appear, only showed his voice, and due to the all-round strengthening and continuous evolution of his body, he imitated the voices of different genders vividly, especially in the current atmosphere of the scene, people really have to believe it.
This is actually not such a clever trick, it has been used against Chi Haichao before, but this time it is undoubtedly more skillful, and it is more than enough to scare these two men and women with a low level of education.
The two lovers, who were originally furious, were immediately frightened, tears splashed, and immediately hugged each other tightly, trembling, their faces were pale, and they couldn't say a word.
In order to strengthen the effect, Yu Guo said in a woman's voice: "You guys will fight next time...... We will definitely come back again...... When the time comes...... Hahahaha, both of you are going to die, and your body is ours......"
After saying that, Yu Guo turned around and left, returned to the balcony, carefully closed the window again, and flew downstairs.
When he walked to the fifth household, Yu Guo whispered: "Everyone, the sixth household is clean and no problem." Which of you needs it? ”
Lu Chen said: "The first household is fine, but there is a daughter who has been severely burned and just underwent surgery to recuperate at home, and they are taking care of them, and they are also posting on the Internet everywhere asking for donations, so they don't have the heart to vote." ”
Yu Guo smiled: "You must have donated money on the spot." ”
Lu Chen paused and said, "Do you think you know me very well?" …… Yes, I was given a card. "Each of her cards is at least two or three hundred thousand, but she is low-key by nature and doesn't like to say more in this regard, so as not to show off her wealth.
Gong Shuai and Chen Sunshine both said that there was no problem on their side, and it was caused by family trivialities. In this way, only Zhang Xiaoying and Tang Jun are left.
Zhang Xiaoying said: "I think there is a bit of a situation...... I'm not sure, I'll try knocking on the door to take a look......"
Tang Jun knew that Yu Guo was most worried about Lu Chen and Zhang Xiaoying, since Lu Chen was fine, Zhang Xiaoying became Yu Guo's only thought, so he said: "Old Yu, you go and help Xiaoying, she is okay, but you have to be the backbone to deal with this kind of problem." Lu Chen, Gong Shuai, the two of you are going to help Lao Yu, Chen Yangyang, and your people are coming to support me and Han Zeng. ”
Yu Guo was in a state of ignorance, so a few ups and downs, swaying his speed, and soon arrived at the unit where Zhang Xiaoying was. After entering, I saw Zhang Xiaoying and the other three assistant police officers squatting under the security door where they could not see from the inner cat's eye, staring at each other.
Yu Guo leaned closer and gestured to them. Although Zhang Xiaoying and the three assistant police officers were amazed by his speed, they didn't have time to think about it at the moment, but communicated with him with gestures. It turned out that these three assistant police officers were just starting out, and they knew that they might have to face four or five gangsters who were extremely vicious and might even be murderers, and they were all too nervous and sweating.
Zhang Xiaoying was bold and wanted to climb up from the window, but the three assistant policemen quit, they felt that Zhang Xiaoying was the backbone, once they ventured up, people were very vigilant, and it was very likely to hurt Zhang Xiaoying at that time, and the three of them were also in danger of life.
Zhang Xiaoying looked disdainful, and used gestures to sarcastically mock these three big men, and her courage was so big.
Yu Guo motioned to Zhang Xiaoying and prepared a thousand yuan. Zhang Xiaoying didn't understand it at all, mistakenly thinking that she had misunderstood Guo's gestures, and was stunned, Yu Guo's hand twisted, and the security door actually creaked and cracked, and the doorknob was twisted open.
Yu Guo only threw back a sentence: "You wait here first!" And he jumped in. The three assistant police officers were stupid, and it just so happened that they really didn't dare to rush in so recklessly, which meant that each of them had to deal with one person, instead of working together to arrest them, and the danger would be too great.
But as soon as Yu Guo rushed in first, they were greatly relieved, after all, they all knew very well that as long as these gangsters did not have a gun, only four or five people would definitely not be Yu Guo's opponent.
The houses here are very small, such as this house, which is only **ten square meters, which is relatively large in this neighborhood, Yu Guo quickly swept every corner, and made sure that there was no one, and there was no danger, so he turned around and came back: "Come in, it's okay." ”
But in the eyes of Zhang Xiaoying and the other three, this is still unimaginable super speed, which is simply superb, so they didn't react at all for a while.
After they followed Yu Guo into the door, they found that it was only half renovated, and even the part of the decoration was very simple, and it seemed that it was specially rented to outsiders. But the weird thing is that the curtains are all drawn in the renovated part of the room! Fortunately, there was plenty of sunlight, and even with the curtains drawn, there was plenty of light in the house.
Yu Guo suddenly remembered something, and suddenly said, "Don't open the curtains!" Now please each of you approach the window with the curtains, and then slowly pull open one of the corners, and take a closer look to see if there is a window facing the fourth house where Captain Tang and they are going! ”
But it was a little late to say this, Zhang Xiaoying had already opened the living room window twice in a row, and then turned her head and asked Yu Guo: "Master, what are you talking about?" ”
Yu Guo's eyes were different from ordinary people, and he saw far away, and a household in the opposite building suddenly closed the curtains. Therefore, Yu Guo immediately understood, he remembered the note Tang Jun gave him, and the fourth household that Tang Jun went to was exactly what the house he was in could be observed!
Someone is in this house specifically observing the fourth household!
Who is this man? Who is the fourth household to be observed? Is it one person, or a lot of people? What the hell is going on?
Although Yu Guo is not a policeman, he is powerful in the police world, and there is a majesty in his speech, and at this moment he shouted in an unquestionable command tone: "Xiaoying! The three of you are here, protect the scene! Wait for Lu Chen and Gong Shuai to bring someone here! ”
Zhang Xiaoying was anxious to do a big job, but now that Yu Guo wanted to stay here by herself, she couldn't help but be very anxious: "Master, I haven't shown my skills yet!" Just let me go with you! No matter how I say it, I can be regarded as half a martial arts master! ”
Yu Guo said sharply: "Don't you listen to me? ”
Zhang Xiaoying was taken aback by his solemnity, so she had to say stupidly: "Okay...... I'm here to share your worries ......."
Yu Guo quickly ran downstairs, leaving only one sentence: "Before you really mature, don't make trouble for me, it's tantamount to sharing my worries!" ”
Zhang Xiaoying looked reluctant, but she couldn't help it, thinking that I was quite mature, and vented my evil fire on the other three assistant policemen: "You guys are laughing at a fart? At this time, when you see that there is no one in the house and there is no danger, you have the courage to laugh? I was scared like three bubbles of just now, or is it not a man? By the way, why don't you all form an idol group, and the stage name is 'Three Bubble'? ”
The other three are all her younger brothers, but she is the only one who is the first to look forward, and she knows that she is at a loss, and she was too cowardly before, so she can only listen to the training honestly at this time.
Suddenly, Zhang Xiaoying said to the servant: "What about me, go out and walk around, you wait for Gong Team and Lu Dayu to come, do you hear?" ”
One of the assistant police officers asked hesitantly: "Sister Ying, what Brother Yu said just now is clear, let the four of us wait here ......"
Zhang Xiaoying chirped: "Whose little brother is your grandmother?" I'm here to go out and help my master...... Ay? You rabbit cub, I call him master, you call him big brother, what the hell are you still my uncle? You're a lifetime older than me, huh? In the future, you must be called 'Mr. Yu', and you are not allowed to call you big brother! Do you hear that? ”