"Meow~Woo~Woo~"

Under the bright moonlight, in the cool night breeze, the yellow and white kitten lay in the corner, let out a thin wail in his throat, and licked his JJ intently, softly, and regretfully, licking a few bites, looking up at the owner with watery eyes, licking a few bites, and glancing again.

Shao Yu: "......"

This situation really made all the creatures in the world who are male, male, and male sympathetic, and Shao Yu was the same, he couldn't bear to look at it sympathetically, and turned his head away.

Pipsqueak: "......"

#求灵猫此时的心理阴影面积#

Shao Yu lay on the soft bed, yawned, suddenly thought of something, and his movements were strangely stuck. I remember that in my previous life, my grandmother's male dog often lay on the ground and licked his jj when he had nothing to do, so the question is, does Pippi usually do this when he doesn't notice? The point is, did it lick it there and then come back to lick itself?

Ahh

#求邵羽此时的心理阴影面积#

Life is really hard, so let's go to bed first. ← what kind of logic is this?

The boy's breathing evened out, and Pipsqueak slipped over and jumped into bed without a sound, and looked at it for a long time with the cat's eyes, which were brighter and rounder in the night, until he finally confirmed that the owner was asleep, and stretched out the meat pad and pressed it on his face quickly, quickly.

Hmph, teach you a lesson!

When the goal was achieved, Pippi jumped on the quilt proudly to find a suitable position and got up.

The wind brought the scent of flowers through the room, and took away a faint chuckle.

The next day, the sun warms up, and the trees with fallen leaves, the brick and stone walls, and the people who come and go are all softly lit, and if you have a camera to take it, you can directly pass it off as an old photo. It's late autumn now, and there was still a light rain the day before Shao Yu came back, and Shao Yuan said that this was because God knew that her son was coming back, and he was happy for their family.

In the morning, it is a porridge side dish, the raw materials of the green vegetables are not as good as the Shooting Moon Valley bathed in aura, but the taste is good, it is said that Shao Yuan made it herself, she is not a person who studies cooking skills, and Shao Yu is not a person who "makes it really delicious and has a taste of home", so he quickly felt that he was really abused in the past.

How scummy is the craftsmanship of those senior brothers in Moon Shooting Valley to be able to use the raw materials of lv.10 to make lv.1 dishes?! ←But you won't do it yourself_(:3ゝ∠)_

After eating breakfast, he walked slowly around the courtyard, and Shao Yu finally felt relaxed. There was a bit of a lot of what happened yesterday, and I haven't sorted it out yet.

First of all, he asked Senior Brother Qi, the steward of the inner gate, for ten days off, and then took the magic map flying sword and left, but the flying sword was no longer usable, so how to go back? There is also an identity tag in the storage bag, could it be that the sect is looking for someone to pick him up according to this positioning? It sounds quite advanced, and the cultivation world even has GPS technology. ← not this wonderful misunderstanding ==

Secondly, I have to go to Yu Ge and ask him how he and Bai Xing are talking, although in the trajectory of the original text, the protagonist will enter the Heavenly Dome Sect after building a foundation at the age of twelve, but Shao Yu suddenly wants to change the trajectory. In the original text, he has not reached the foundation building period now, so why not try?

Also, after completing the upgrade task, he got a chance to draw a lottery, but he hasn't used it yet.

The huge turntable appeared in front of him again, Shao Yu washed his face and hands, and when he didn't do much psychological preparation to test what zodiac auspiciousness, he pushed it casually. The white glowing pointer stopped a few times and flew a green light at the tip of the needle, revealing its true face in his hand.

It was a piece of blue jade, clear and flawless, the shape was not irregular, but like the green grass painted on the blackboard, Shao Yu looked at it suspiciously, feeling how familiar this pattern looked, and under his long-term gaze, he finally caught a faint "" The word "" flashed away on the jade.

Simplified characters!

In this era, traditional characters were still used, and this sudden appearance of simplified characters and grass-like shapes...... He was so shocked that he hurriedly called the system, but unfortunately there was no response.

Shao Yu: "......"

There will be no mistake, this is the legendary little greenskin, the rival of the little Dian Niang, and the enemy of the stallion harem - big!

Nickname JJ.

#昵称即本质系列#

How many straight men in the second middle school have opened the door to a new world, how many pure girls have become unspeakable rotten girls, and how many readers have become its people, and they have never climbed out of the bottom of the pit again...... So, as a stallion yy writer, why did you get this thing?

I have a sense of foreboding.

Shao Yu used spiritual power to induce, drip blood to recognize the master, water poured fire and roasted, and the treasure map in the "Forty-two Chapters Sutra" couldn't be hidden, but what is the use of this piece of jasper, which must be related to JJ, still hasn't been tried.

The peach blossom fan drawn last time knew the grade and function as soon as you held it, but this time there was nothing, could it be that it was the first lottery preferential treatment?

What kind of temper do you have in the system, can you write all kinds of instructions in detail, is it interesting to always ask the host to grope for it?! In addition to sending tasks and handing over tasks, can you squeak at other times, can you?

[Squeak.] 】

Shao Yu: "......"

So, what is the mental age of the system?

Wait, in terms of age, the life span of the ancient dragon clan is long, and Shirahoshi is now equivalent to seven years old in humans, so when Yu Ge becomes an adult, she will be eight years old at most...... Fortunately, no wise reader in his previous life found out about this fact and reported him for writing pedophilia, which was so dangerous.

Just as he was thinking like this, the jasper in his hand was crossed by a streamer, and a sentence of information came to his mind:

{That's right, oh, so smart, I actually found this *ug of the original book!} Could it be that the author of the mother's family also discovered this, and was afraid of being harmonious? }

{Woo woo I thought "Emperor Yan" was a pit, but I didn't expect the sky to die for me, jj actually has a wife to write the same people reads;! } I was so touched to see this article in my wife's column, I am still a tender newcomer, I must come to the end, I am optimistic about you! }

{Main attack or main receiving?} }

{Look at the copywriting, it's grilled fish with ~Lalala, I suddenly want to eat grilled saury~}

{It's so slow, shouldn't it be snapped within ten chapters_(:3ゝ∠)_}

{The girl who said Bang Bang, you came through from the time when JJ was first established, right?} Now the fish and sheep nets do not necessarily have this progress, not to mention the net net, I don't understand, Dongguan swept its yellow, how did it get online? It's also set below the neck.,It's as if everyone doesn't watch a-g-movies.。 }

{I'll just wait quietly for the opponent.} }

……

This、This is obviously the stalk that the characters in the article can see in the book review area! So at the beginning, when the system sent him here, he said, "The pit I dug myself, I have to fill it up while kneeling", and when I filled it, there were onlookers?

Shao Yu's whole fish is not good.

#再次求某人此时的心理阴影面积#

Take a deep breath and calm down...... What a ghost!

This voyeuristic act must be resolutely stopped!

From the comments I just saw, there was a comment mentioning the bug, referring to the pedophilia he just thought of, which is just a thought and not a language outside the table, so how did the other party know?

To reasonably express this point in the text, it is very likely that this fandom was written from his point of view. As for why from his point of view...... Presumably because he had Jasper in his hand.

Is it that there was a person in the world of a previous life who could dream about his situation and write this article? Or is there no so-called JJ author at all, and a qiē that happens in this world will automatically generate text and publish it on JJ's official website?

In any case, eighty percent of the medium of voyeurism is this jade.

It was almost winter, there were no butterflies flying, and Pippi rummaged through the grass and did not find a grasshopper after autumn, so he rubbed to the owner's side and found him standing there in a daze, a piece of beautiful jade in his hand flashing from time to time.

"Meow?"

Shao Yu suddenly raised Meiyu and smashed it to the ground!

However, the jade is good.

Hitting and smashing the heat and expansion and contraction had no effect, and Shao Yu finally dug a pit in the yard and buried it. The role of this thing,Probably there is a group of people who face the same things themselves,Can help come up with ideas or something,But compared to its transcript + synchronous playback,This function is nothing amazing。

Putting the topmost layer of turf on it, and then stepping on the soil more smoothly, Shao Yu felt seamless and exhaled with satisfaction.

The civet cat tilted its head curiously, and next to the place where the jade was buried, learned from the master to dig a pit, took a stone and buried it in, and then filled the pit, bald a piece of grass surface, how unnatural it looked.

"......" is sewn here.

The owner scratched the pet's chin, circled a large area, and said strictly: "This place can't be dug, understand?" ”

Pippi called sweetly: "Meow~>▽<"

I don't know if I understand.

On the third day of Shao Yu's return, the Shao family once again showed the demeanor of local tyrants, yes, they had a treat again.

The banquet of Tianzong City was set up on the street, celebrating his young master becoming a disciple of the inner sect of the Moon Shooting Valley, the glory of the ancestors, and the glory of the family. Shao Yu followed behind the jubilant Grandpa Shao, with a wooden face and tea all the way, listening to a basket of good words, friends of the same age saw a lot, but there was no shadow of Yu Ge.

On the fourth day, a chubby bear child happily sued him, and in order to vent Shao Yu's anger, they blocked Yu Ge and beat him!

"...... "Why is there such a forcibly bound pig teammate in the world?" It's sadistic.

He stopped the little fat man and spoke earnestly, telling the other party to be broad-minded and tolerant of all rivers in life, and to be entangled in small grievances and small grievances, it is easy to plant demons in his heart, and he can't rely on guessing to do things, don't be impulsive...... After learning and using the news broadcast* a tea time, the little fat man was successfully stunned and almost swore a poisonous oath to the sky.

Shao Yu waved his sleeves, touched the ointment to reduce swelling and stasis at home, and went to Yu Mansion to find Yu Ge.

The magic of his enchantment was still learned during the Qi cultivation period, and the things shrouded in it could only move within a small range, and it was impossible to realize the intelligence of following people, so when Shao Yu stopped outside the song room, he didn't make the enchantment.

Voices came from the room.

"That Shao Yu is so bad!"

"Brother Yu Ge, you must be in pain, right?"

"It hurts when you look at it, but it's a pity that Xing'er doesn't have a substance, otherwise I would be able to rub medicine for my brother."

Oh, first she was filled with righteous indignation, then she asked about the injury, then she empathized, expressed her concern, and created a nickname Xing'er, maybe she also found herself outside, ready to wait for herself to play the opposite role in anger, this little white dragon is not simple, can she still learn from the Dragon Palace that the palace fights and the house fights can't be done?

Maybe that's the case, it's not strange how many wives the dragon king has, even nine sons can be born, and it is estimated that he will see something when he is interested.

Regarding Bai Xing's series of words, Yu Ge's reply was only two words: "Shut up." ”

Shao Yu came in through the window, his face was rarely soft: "I'm coming to see you." ”

Yu Ge's eyes sharpened: "Do you still have a face?" ”

Rivalry is probably such a relationship, a natural rival, a fateful enemy, a tangled vine, a staggered bond, and an unsolvable evil relationship...... I can bully you, others can't, I can slander you, others can't, you can die, but it must be in my hands, and until then, you can't lose to anyone.

Shao Yu felt quite innocent: "Hey, I didn't do it." ”

Yu Ge said evilly: "Yes, your admirer did it." ”

"Get down, I'll give you the medicine."

"What's your tone?"

"That's what I talk about, and you're not used to it?"

Yu Ge didn't know what gunpowder he had eaten, so he rushed up and grabbed Shao Yu's front placket and pushed him to the ground, raising his fist: "I'll beat you!" ”

Shao Yu smiled: "In front of this face, did you do it?" Yu Ge paused.

He quickly became smug: "Hey, you're really beaten!" ”

"Is it still fake?"

It was the Virgin Mary who was beaten and didn't fight back, not Shao Yu. The two little beans said in unison to Pipsqueak, who was meowing and eager to try next to him: "You are not allowed to meddle (claws)!" ", and then they got into a ball - this situation and this scene are similar to when Shao Yu first received the task of "bullying Yu Ge", from the cause to the effect are the same =w=

Forgotten White Star: "......"

#求龙妹此时的心理阴影面积#