"Meow?" Xiaobai? Is it calling her?

This time, the brainwaves of the two finally matched, and Bai Jinli said: "From now on, your name is Xiaobai, and you are a member of my family." ”

Xian Yu rolled her eyes, Xiaobai, what a casual name.

Not knowing the kitten's belly, he continued: "Since you are here, you must follow my rules, and in the future, you must pay attention to your manners when eating, and do not bury your whole face in the food." Saying this, he glanced at the kitten's wet face with disgust, and continued: "Also, wash the paws immediately after they are dirty, and don't run around." ”

The slender feather is full of black lines, this male protagonist is sick, right? Is she just a cat now, what kind of manners do she pay attention to when eating, and she looks at the paws she is still lifting, how can she use these short four legs to complete the difficult handwashing action? She put down her paws in dissatisfaction, and it was very tiring to hold them like this.

"You idiot!" Bai Jinli looked at the extra traces on the ground, scolded loudly, looked at the kitten who pretended to be ignorant, and said helplessly: "What the hell am I doing, no matter how smart you are, you are just an animal, how can you understand this." "However, since we decided to keep it, we can't throw it out halfway, and it seems that we can only train slowly in the future.

He actually scolded himself for being a fool? Xian Yu narrowed his eyes, as if he was despised? Thinking of her body, which was still a little dizzy, she gracefully walked to her small rice bowl under Bai Jinli's gaze, turned around and meowed at him, and then raised her two front paws and stepped in.

"Stop, no, claw!" Bai Jinli's forehead jumped, "What are you doing?" ”

"Meow?" Xian Yu screamed innocently. Didn't you say I'm stupid, then I'll show you stupid! She stepped her paws, and the bowl containing the small half bowl of milk flipped over as she wished, and all the milk spilled out. Ah, why am I so stupid, she thought to herself, and her hind legs stepped into the milk, and then began to wander around the house.

"Xiaobai!" Bai Jinli completely lost his mind, and he stretched out his big hand to Xian Yu: "Unforgivable, I must teach you a good lesson!" "He doesn't care if the kitten is dirty anymore, he just wants to grab this hateful kitten and beat it hard!

The feather flashed neatly, and then meowed defiantly, trying to catch me, dreaming!

"Damn!" Seeing the kitten's disdainful little eyes, he gritted his teeth: "I don't believe I can't catch you!" ”

Then, a man and a cat began to chase the game in the living room, and the ground was full of small footprints of Slender Feather, but fortunately her legs were short and she could not jump high, otherwise the sofa would have been invaded.

The first person to lose her body must be Xianyu, she was already sick, and her body was weaker than a normal cat, so she suddenly stumbled on the ground and didn't move.

"Xiaobai?" Bai Jinli was chasing hard, and when he found the kitten like this, he immediately picked it up, and found that the little guy had his eyes closed, and no matter how he shook it, he didn't react, well, you can rule out pretending to be faint to escape punishment, so it really fainted?

He hurriedly picked up the mobile phone on the table and called Shen Heng: "Hurry up, Xiaobai fainted." He hung up the phone without waiting for the other party to reply.

Shen Heng listened to the busy sound, and his face was dazed: "Who is Xiaobai?" Still, he grabbed the first aid kit and rushed over.

"This, this," Shen Heng looked at the plum blossom prints all over the ground, and said in disbelief: "Which master's masterpiece is this?" Suddenly, he thought of the cute little white cat and quipped, "It can't be your kitten, right?" ”

"Less nonsense, come and see what's wrong with Xiaobai." Bai Jinli said impatiently.

"Xiaobai is this great cat," Shen Heng has great respect for it, no one has ever been able to dirty Bai Jinli's territory and still be unharmed, that is, Bai's father and mother, as long as there is one thing that does not meet his requirements, he will accept his death ray, so it is not easy to say that Uncle Bai and Aunt Bai have been smoking for so many years, especially Uncle Bai, who is addicted to smoking, does not dare to smoke at home, for fear that the cigarette ash will accidentally spill on the coffee table and provoke his rays. As for him, he will be even worse, at least he will enjoy a sharp verbal attack, and at worst, he will always be in a bad situation for the next few days. After a few times, he didn't dare to challenge Bai Jinli's authority. But now an accident happened, the kitten made the house so dirty, Bai Jinli not only didn't throw it out, but also called himself to treat it. He shook his head and sighed, these days, people are not as good as cats.

"What are you still grinding on?"

The cold voice brought Shen Heng back to his senses, and he looked at the floor: "Do I still need to change my shoes?" ”

"What do you say?"

"That's too obvious, isn't it?" Shen Heng muttered dissatisfiedly, but still changed into slippers under Bai Jinli's eye knife.

At this time, Xian Yu had been thrown into her temporary nest by Bai Jinli, Shen Heng walked to the shoebox with the box and checked it: "Kitten, no, there is nothing wrong with Xiaobai, it just fainted from overexercise." ”

Bai Jinli: "......"

At this time, Xian Yu woke up slowly, and when she opened her eyes, she saw a strange big face staring at her, and reflexively gave the other party a paw.

"Whew!" Shen Heng covered his face and screamed: "My handsome and handsome face that everyone loves flowers and flowers blooms!" He quickly took out a small mirror from his pocket and looked at it, and was relieved to find that there was only one white road, but fortunately it was not broken.

"I said Xiaobai, you are too ruthless, I came to treat you, you repay me like this." Knowing that his handsome face was intact, Shen Heng began to complain.

"Meow?" Who are you?

"I forgot to introduce myself, I am Shen Heng, a good friend of Jin Li, and I cured you of your fever yesterday." Shen Heng tried his best to make his voice gentle, he was now full of curiosity about this kitten who made Bai Jinli break the bottom line.

"What are you doing?" Bai Jinli frowned, he was actually introducing himself to a cat?

"It's not like the book says that intelligent animals can communicate with people, I just want to try." Shen Heng said with a smile: "And I feel that Xiaobai can understand my words." ”

"Really?" Bai Jinli glanced at Xian Yu meaningfully, Xian Yu's body stiffened, and there was a feeling that a catastrophe was coming.

Looking at the kitten who was trying to reduce his sense of survival, Bai Jinli confirmed his guess and gave an eviction order again: "Since Xiaobai is fine, you can go." "He's going to settle accounts with this nasty kitten!

Shen Heng still wanted to say something, but when he saw that Bai Jin was not right, he shut up in his acquaintance, he picked up the first aid kit, "Call me if there is anything in the future." Goodbye! ”

At this time, Xian Yu didn't dare to make any more moves, she ignored Shen Heng's eyes that were expecting her to respond, and twisted her head to the other side.

Bai Jinli closed the door and walked towards Xian Yu step by step, Xian Yu tried to put on the most innocent eyes, looking at him and calling softly: "Meow." ”

"No need to pretend anymore." Bai Jinli picked her up and looked at herself, "I always thought it was an illusion, but I didn't expect you to really understand what I said, so to speak," he glanced at the floor of the living room: "You did it on purpose?" ”

"Meow meow!" Who made you call me stupid! Seeing that she couldn't hide it, Xian Yu no longer pretended to be well-behaved, she said with her teeth and claws.

After knowing that she could understand people's words, coupled with her movements, Bai Jinli easily knew what she was trying to express: "Are you blaming me for calling you stupid?" ”

"Meow." Xianyu nodded.

"Then why are you pretending not to understand the rules I'm proposing?" Bai Jinli counterattacked, if she hadn't pretended to be stupid at that time, the rest of the story would not have happened.

"Meow meow meow!" Xian Yu screamed, coupled with the gesture of the four paws, it took a long time for Bai Jinli to finally understand what she meant: as a cat, she doesn't need to pay attention to any dining etiquette, and besides, if the paws are dirty, she has to wash them immediately or something, which is too difficult for her, and how to transfer to the washstand with her four little short legs is a problem.

One person and one cat didn't realize how terrifying their behavior was now, and they just communicated.

After figuring out what she was trying to express, Bai Jinli nodded: "What you said makes sense, I was negligent, don't worry, I will solve these things." But you still have to follow my rules, even if you are a cat, you must be polite when eating, at least don't make the food all over the floor. Xian Yu rolled her eyes, this last sentence is the main thing.

She nodded, "Meow." "I'll pay attention later.

After solving the problem and seeing the messy living room, Bai Jinli's cleanliness attack again, he put Xian Yu in the shoebox, and then walked into the bathroom.

After a few minutes, he walked out and carried Xian Yu inside: "Now, let's give you a bath first." ”

Seeing the water, Xian Yu thought of the biting coldness of yesterday, and she subconsciously struggled.

"Don't worry, it's lukewarm this time." Obviously thinking of her mistake yesterday, Bai Jinli comforted her, first let her put one of her paws in to feel it, and only after she relaxed down did she put her whole body into the water.

Gently bathed her, and then dried the hair on her body, Bai Jinli put Xian Yu on the sofa, "Stay here obediently." ”

He took a bucket and a piece of deerskin out of the bathroom and began to wipe the floor. That's right, Bai Jinli did his own cleaning, when he was in the Bai family, because of the resolute opposition of Bai's father and mother, he reluctantly agreed to let the maid clean up, but he had to come to his own room. Now that he has moved out, he cleans up by himself, although he is a little tired, but looking at the dusty house, he has a sense of satisfaction.

Looking at his neat movements, Xian Yu sighed: "It's so virtuous, let's make less trouble for him in the future." "However," System Jun, is the male protagonist's reaction too calm? Normal people find that their pets can communicate with people, how many will be a little out of shape, right? ”

Did you just find out? The system slandered, and it found that since the host turned into a kitten, the IQ was obviously insufficient.