Chapter 637: Eugenics Plan
"Tuk Tuk!"
"It's coming, it's coming." There was a knock on the door, and the grandmother took a frying spoon, trotted out of the kitchen quickly, and opened the door: "Why did it take so long to buy soy sauce...... Qin Yu? Pleasure? You are ......."
"Grandma, I'm here to eat, you won't be unwelcome, right?" Qin Yu said with a grin.
Grandma smiled from ear to ear: "Welcome, when your kid comes, grandma is welcome." Come on in! ”
Qin Yu and Shi Chengcheng walked in, Shi Chengcheng smelled a mushy smell, and immediately frowned: "Grandma, your dish seems to be a paste pot?" ”
"Eh!" Grandma was shocked and hurriedly ran into the kitchen.
As soon as Qin Yu and Shi Chengcheng sat down, Grandma Shi came out of the kitchen and stared at the two of them, seeing that Qin Yu's heart was furious.
"Grandma, what are you looking at?" Shi Chengcheng glanced at his grandmother with disgust, how can you look at people like this, and you don't know each other?
"Allure, you go to find your grandfather and come back for dinner, the old man must be playing chess again."
"I'll give him a call."
"No, your grandfather didn't bring a phone, you can go quickly, it's still the old place, he must be there."
There was no way, Shi Chengcheng had to get up, his grandfather didn't wear it, he was pushed out by his grandmother, and when the door was closed, his grandmother looked at Qin Yu and smiled, this bright smile was extremely terrifying in Qin Yu's eyes, and she couldn't help but shiver.
"Grandma, I'...... I suddenly remembered that there was something else to do, so I left first. ”
"Stop!" Grandma glared and pointed to the sofa, "Sit down!" ”
In front of his grandmother, Qin Yu felt like a primary school student, he didn't dare to resist at all, he sat down obediently, put his hands on his knees, and sat upright, which was more regular than that of primary school students.
Grandma poured Qin Yu a cup of tea unhurriedly, and then asked slowly, "Do you want me to ask, or do you say it yourself?" ”
"Say...... Say what? Qin Yu didn't dare to look at his grandmother's eyes, and muttered to himself in his heart, could it be exposed? But how did the old lady know?
Grandma snorted: "Don't think I can't see it, that girl in Allure never brings boys to the house, you are the first." And the way she looks at you, with affection, do you dare to say that you two are okay? ”
I'll go, this old lady's eyes are poisonous enough, you can see it at a glance, is it confessed or will she not admit it?
But just when he was still thinking about it, Grandma Shi was unhappy and said, "You still want to lie to me? Let me tell you, I saw everything just now, you are careless, let's say, where is the relationship between the two of you? ”
It's over, I've seen it all, what else is there to hide?
Qin Yu smiled bitterly: "Grandma, we don't mean to hide it from you, it's just that Allure is still a teacher, and I am a student, so I'm afraid it won't sound good if it spreads." ”
"What's this? What age is it, teacher-student love is very common. Besides, the man is unmarried, she is unmarried, they are all young people, what's not to do? Grandma got up and sat down beside Qin Yu, chattering endlessly, "Xiaoyu, I have to tell you a few words, grandma has no objection to you being together, but you must not take those contraceptive pills or anything, it will hurt your body." But you can't be too diligent, it's not good for your health, and it's not good for eugenics. In this way, after a while, grandma will make a eugenics plan for you, you will have sex three times a month, and you will get married as soon as you get pregnant......"
"Grandma, I'll go to the bathroom." Qin Yu fled in embarrassment, locked himself in the bathroom, and said nothing.
But grandma didn't let him go, just outside the bathroom door, she still said unrelentingly: "Xiaoyu, don't be embarrassed, grandma, this is all for your good, this is a big thing in a lifetime, but you can't be sloppy." Oh yes, are you going to have a boy or a girl? If you want a boy, you can do it up to three times a month, and if you want a girl, you can do it more often, but not more than six times. By the way, do you know what time is the menstrual cycle of Allure? Her ovulation should be ......"
Qin Yu sat on the toilet and called Shi Chengcheng and cried: "Wife, come back quickly, grandma will give me a political lesson." ”
"I'll be home soon."
Shi Chengcheng quickened his pace, took the key from his grandfather, and quickly opened the door, and saw his grandmother lying on the bathroom door, chattering.
Old man Shi Ruiliang walked in with a bottle of soy sauce, looked at the kitchen in confusion, came to the bathroom door and knocked: "Xiaoyu, come out, your grandmother is gone......"
Qin Yu opened the door and said cautiously, "Are you really gone?" ”
Shi Rui said curiously: "What did you do, scared you, and hid in the bathroom." ”
"That...... Grandpa, you're busy, I'll go first. Qin Yu didn't dare to stay any longer, so he hurriedly ran away. But as soon as he came out of the bathroom, his grandmother ran out quickly and said angrily, "You dare to go? If you're gone, believe it or not, I'll never see Allure? ”
"Grandma!" Qin Yu cried with a sad face, and really didn't know how to explain this to her.
The grandmother snorted with a straight face: "A manly man, you have to dare to act, can evasion solve the problem?" Sit down! ”
There was no way, Qin Yu could only sit down on the sofa, Shi Ruiliang was confused, and asked in wonder, "What's the matter?" Xiaoyu, what are you doing? ”
"What? He and our family have fallen into the city, and they are already ...... You're going to be a grandfather. ”
"What?" Shi Ruiliang understood this time, and immediately took the case, and said angrily, "Stinky boy, you dare to bully my granddaughter? I ask you, how long have you two been together? ”
Qin Yu trembled and said, "The two of you...... More than two months. ”
"Did that kind of relationship happen?"
Shi Chengcheng's cheeks were flushed, and he said shamefully: "Grandpa, how can you ask the bottom of the matter like this?" ”
"You're my granddaughter, can I not ask?" Shi Ruiliang glared, pointed to her room and scolded, "You go back to the room, you are not allowed to come out without my words." ”
"Grandpa!"
"Go back!"
Shi Chengcheng stomped his feet, turned around and ran back to the room, simply out of sight, what do you like. She had already made up her mind that even if her grandparents were against it, she would be with Qin Yu. In terms of love, she, like her mother Shi Mengyun, has no hesitation in love, and she has no reservations about the man she loves.
Qin Yu is also ready for the dead pig not to be afraid of boiling water, anyway, everything that should be done has been done, what can you do with me?
But at this moment, Shi Ruiliang suddenly approached Qin Yu's ear and whispered, "Have you taken security measures?" ”
"I didn't ...... No. Qin Yu was ready to be trained, but unexpectedly, Shi Ruiliang patted him on the shoulder heavily, and said with a smile, "Okay, okay." ”
Rub, take your granddaughter down, okay? Alas, this old man's world really doesn't understand.
Shi Ruiliang waved his hand: "Wife, I'm happy today, get a few more side dishes, and Xiaoyu and I will have a few drinks." ”
"Okay!" Grandma walked into the kitchen happily, and soon there was a rhythmic sound of chopping vegetables.
"Xiaoyu, grandparents don't object to the matter of the two of you, but there is a request." Shi Ruiliang said solemnly.
Qin Yu hurriedly said, "Senior Grandpa, you said, I will agree to any request." ”
"It doesn't matter if you're married or not, but you two have to give me a grandson as soon as possible, and my granddaughter will do. Of course, it would be better if I could give birth to a pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses, and your grandmother and I happened to have one each. Hahahaha! ”
Qin Yu has a black line, and the two of you want to hug your grandson. But it's not like you can hug it if you want to, right?
"I did my best, just ......"
"Okay, I understand your difficulties, so I don't force you to marry Allure, but if you don't get married, you won't delay having children. Inheritance is a big deal, you can't be sloppy at all, after eating for a while, your grandmother and I will help you customize a eugenics plan......"
Qin Yu is about to cry, why are the old couple like this? Woo woo woo, three times a month, my brother can't be crazy.
endured until the beginning of the meal, Qin Yu's political and ideological class was temporarily stopped, and he was about to drink the wine glass, when the senior grandmother suddenly said: "Slow! ”
"What's wrong?"
Grandma snatched his wine glass and said solemnly: "From today onwards, you are not allowed to touch tobacco and alcohol in the future, and you must also pay great attention to your diet." By the way, I remember there was a pre-marital eugenic recipe, where did I put it? ”
Qin Yu almost collapsed, he didn't smoke or drink, and he had to eat according to the recipe. Oh my God, does it have to be like this to have a baby?
At this moment, Shi Chengcheng, who had been silent, spoke: "Grandma, grandpa, we don't plan to have children for the time being. ”
"Why?" The old couple asked in unison.
"Because, I want to cultivate immortals."
"Cultivating immortals?" Grandma Shi touched Shi Chengcheng's forehead, frowned, and said, "I don't have a fever, why do you talk nonsense." ”
Shi Chengcheng pushed away his grandmother's hand and said seriously: "I don't have a fever, and I don't talk nonsense, what I said is true." ”
In order to convince the old couple, Shi Chengcheng stretched out his hand, and suddenly, an egg-sized purple ball of light condensed in his palm, and small lightning bolts continued to appear on it. And Qin Yu was more direct, as soon as he raised his hand, the plates and bowls on the table were all suspended, and as soon as his palm was turned over, the plates and bowls slowly fell again, and a full glass of wine was stunned and not a drop was spilled.
The old couple was dumbfounded, this scene is incredible, is there really an immortal in this world?
Qin Yu explained: "Grandpa, grandma, since I treated you last time, haven't you ever been sick?" Moreover, his eyes are not dazzled and his ears are not ringing, as if he is back in his forties and fifties, and he is full of vitality. In fact, this is why I used immortal magic to cleanse your internal organs for you, so that your internal organs are all refreshed. With the current state of the two of you, if nothing else, it is definitely not a problem to live to be 100 years old. ”
Shi Ruiliang frowned and asked, "This immortal cultivator can't have children?" ”
"It's not ......"
"That's okay, I don't care if you cultivate immortals, but the child must be born as soon as possible."
Shi Chengcheng said: "You can't hold the child after it is born." ”
"Why?"
"Because, I'm leaving, I don't know when I'll be back......"