3. Shed the first saliva of being a zombie
On the other side, the zombie who should have been killed was standing in the kitchen of the café, standing in front of the moldy cake in a daze, tilting his head, making a zombie-specific roar in his mouth, and mechanically cutting the cake with a knife.
"Roar, roar, roar!" ! Lao Tzu cut you to death!
Su Youhe felt that he must be the unluckiest person in the world, no, yes, yes, one!
Although he has never made any contribution to the country, he does not have a high IQ that can win glory for the country, nor does he have the consciousness of sacrificing himself to fulfill others...... But, yes!
He hasn't been involved in any terrorist attacks!
Is it also a mistake to be too ordinary? (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
The speed of the zombie's hand cutting the cake increased slightly, the godless eyes did not fluctuate in the slightest, and the roar that came out of the mouth was hoarse and ugly.
However, this did not affect his desperate need to vent at all.
Who is Su Youhe?
He couldn't be more ordinary.
The economic situation of the Su family is not very good, that is, the upper middle in Z City, it is a well-off family, Su's father has opened a small construction company, managing dozens of people, and he can't say that he is rich, and Su's mother is a housewife, and the things that she talks about all day long are nothing more than oil, salt, sauce and vinegar.
Su lived peacefully and inactive for twenty-five years, and his grades were average, he went to a second school in the city, and after graduation, he found a medium-wage job, and he sat and waited for death every day.
Then Su's mother's heart, which was only worried about oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, gradually thought about another thing, her daughter-in-law.
To say that Su Youhe's conditions are not bad, plus his appearance is really good, he was also a small school grass in college.
After all, it's modern society.,There are some bold girls who take the initiative to chase him.,He doesn't have the sight to feel arrogantly that others are not worthy of him.,On the contrary,Every girl who hints at him has a good impression of him He has seriously considered it.,Even he has pursued some girls who make him have a good feeling.,But,Every time it ended in failure.。
Su Youhe was wronged, he said that he liked me, don't reject me so quickly, you think about it again!
"You're a good person, but we're not suitable."
"I'm sorry, I think...... xxx suits me better. ”
……
The reasons for the girls are strange, and Su Youhe finally broke out after being issued countless good person cards!
He pulls a girl who actively pursues him, but proposes to break up not long after being together, asking, "Why?" What the hell am I not good enough for you! ”
The girl sighed helplessly: "Again, I like you, but I think ...... Love is to like each other is love. ”
Su Youhe hurriedly expressed his sincerity, "Of course I like you!" ”
Then Su Youhe saw the girl looking at him with a "don't be unreasonable" look, sighed again, and left without explanation, leaving only Su Youhe holding the heart of a young man who was broken into slag, floating helplessly in the wind.
So Su Youhe was forced to do so, and the whole college time was spent in an atmosphere of "you are a good person", and he no longer had hope for love, but Su's mother was in a hurry!
Smash! What kind of hidden illness do you have in 484? You tell your mother that your mother will never look down on you!
Su Youhe could only deny it again and again, and then began to experience the most popular among older single young people in China with a bitter face-
Blind date!
Su's mother used the big summoning technique to mobilize distant relatives and neighbors, and then carefully selected, and finally finalized a few "suitable girls" with beautiful facial features and the right door.
Maybe Lalang is the most sacred profession in the hearts of all middle-aged women, Su and this blind date, surrounded by seven aunts and eight aunts from all over the world, and this blind date, Su's mother quickly finalized the blind date location - the café of Xinxin Shopping Plaza in order to leave a good impression on the woman.
Although Su Youhe is very uncomfortable with everyone's attention, I have to say that he is still looking forward to meeting this time. So he was rarely dressed up, in order to leave a good impression on the woman, and the woman did not live up to his solemn treatment, which made Su Youhe quite satisfied in all aspects, and only some small incompatibility could be ignored, and the woman's originally somewhat absent-minded expression was strangely twisted after seeing him, and then looked very interesting to him - maybe he was conquered by his handsomeness, Su Youhe secretly thought.
Well, I just don't know why she always has glowing eyes and pulls out a photo of a man with resolute eyes from her phone and asks him if he recognizes it......
But these are the little things. =v=
Just when Su Youhe was very much looking forward to the future, the crisis broke out.
There was a car accident outside, which was not a big deal, Z City is so big, and it is not impossible to have a few car accidents occasionally, but this time the car accident is a bit strict, and some people who like to watch the excitement have gone out to watch, and there are people around who are thinking about it.
But Su Youhe gradually realized that something was wrong, and the noise should have scattered under the ambulances and police cars that were honking sirens, instead of the occasional screams like now.
Su Youhe always felt panicked, he didn't have time to think about it, when he heard someone shouting that there was a madman biting someone, he didn't care if it would make the woman feel that he was making a big fuss, so he sent the woman to the taxi in a panic, comforted a few words, and watched the taxi go away, he hurriedly turned around to find Su's mother and the woman's mother.
In order to make room for the two young people to be alone, Su's mother and others both went into the shopping area to shop, maybe the shopping area was too noisy, Su Youhe's call to Su's mother was not received, and just when he was thinking and meditating irritably, a waiter-like person next to him suddenly howled and bit his shoulder!
When Su Youhe came to his senses again, the dust settled, and in addition to all the memories of the previous one, there was only one thought in his mind-
Hungry!
Some people lost all their loved ones overnight, some were on the verge of collapse when the company officially declared bankruptcy, and some people dreamed of dancing but lost their legs in a car accident......
There are countless sudden disasters in the world, and it depends on how people react to disasters, whether they respond positively or passively wait for death.
Beethoven lost his hearing and still composed a touching symphony of fate, Helen Keller only had a sense of touch and still loved life, and Stephen William Hawking published the theory of black holes under cerebral palsy......
There are so many positive examples in history, and it's nothing that he just turned into a zombie......
It's nothing......
Nothing you sister! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Whoever closes his eyes and opens them will become a zombie whose mind is full of cannibalistic thoughts, and will calmly accept it and then pursue a beautiful and bright life!
However, this is not the saddest of all.
Humans are social animals, and when they can't get rid of their own congestion, they generally go to friends or relatives to tell their experiences, vent in the process, and then pack up their feelings and face life with a positive attitude.
So Su Youhe, who was almost in a broken mood, decided to find someone to cry on the spot, and the first choice of the object was naturally "the same person who has fallen from the end of the world" who has also been transformed into a zombie.
Su Youhe: "Roar! Roar! "Brother! My heart is bitter! QAQ
Zombie: "Roaring ......" is so hungry......
Su Youhe: "Roar, roar, roar!" "Brother, why do you think I'm so unlucky! QAQ
Zombies: "Roaring ......" wants to eat brains......
Su Youhe: "Roar, roar, roar!" "Brother, I'm still a virgin! QAQ
Zombies: "Roaring ......" wants to eat human flesh......
Su Youhe: "......" is so tired
Su Youhe gradually found that he was different from other zombies, and he completely remembered what happened when he was a human, but these zombies only had two thoughts in their hearts: eating human flesh and eating human brains.
This kind of plot generally happens to the protagonist, according to the development of the plot of the movie, and then Su Youhe will start to dominate the zombies, bring peace to mankind at the same time, achieve the new breed of zombies, and then become the king of the zombie world!
Just thinking about it makes people feel so excited that they can't wait to witness it!
But this did not make Su Youhe the slightest excited, after all, Su Youhe is already a twenty-five-year-old young man, he clearly knows that the above qiē will only happen in the movie, and he also understands what this situation means to him.
It means that he may never be able to approach humanity again for the rest of his life, it means that he will never find someone to communicate with again, it means that he will wander between cannibalistic desires/desires and humanity, and maybe one day, he will find his loved ones, or friends, and then be killed in their eyes or disgust or fear.
He has the body of a zombie, but he has the memory of a human in his heart.
The body of the zombie makes him unable to restrain his desire for human flesh, and the human heart makes him feel ashamed and spurned for this desire of himself.
Su Youhe spent a long time searching for this different answer, but he had no clue at all, so the discouraged Su Youhe went back from the back kitchen to the original café - this is the place where he woke up, and he used it as a temporary base.
Then he was surprised to find a human in the café!
Su Youhe's heart was full of surprise, but he immediately found out that at this time, his first reaction was actually to "brush" the pure Chinese paper with a beard, rough appearance, and dirty clothes!
"Roar!" I don't have a face to see people! Sue and wailed.
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