Camping in Montenegro (2)
Although the RV has an advanced independent toilet and a toilet with an electric toilet seat, there is no need to stop to find a place to solve physiological needs, but because the distance is long, and only Ji Xiaonan has an A1 driving license to drive an RV, so when passing by the highway rest stop, they still went in and paused for a while, and by the way added some gasoline.
Although there are some fanatical RV enthusiasts in China, the atmosphere is far less than that of foreign countries, and most of them are still in the viewing stage, not to mention such a huge self-propelled A-type large RV, which is even more rare.
Many people watched, amazed, curious, and disdainful with hatred of the rich.
Ji Xiaonan got out of the car first and connected the gasoline pipe to refuel, after refueling, drove the car to the parking point of the large car, and then got out of the car by himself, in order to avoid fatigue driving, he began to do his stretching exercises, and the lives of a car of people were in his hands, and he was absolutely not sloppy.
Kangxi and others in the car also wanted to get out of the car and stretch, after all, the car is the car, no matter how luxurious it is, it is not land, but there are more and more onlookers, looking at them is like looking at the car model at the auto show, but they are a little embarrassed to go down.
An Hui was more and more attention-grabbing, the more energetic she became, she quickly made up a makeup, and then happily got out of the car to accept everyone's view, expecting someone to ask her to sign and take a photo, but no one recognized her as a star, she looked beautiful and glamorous, and some of the onlookers directly labeled her as 'second wife', 'green tea' and 'peripheral girl', so angry that her cheeks were bulging into a toad.
In this case, Kangxi can't get out of the car, with his popularity, he can throw An Hui to the Pacific Ocean, so he has to hide on the second floor, so as not to be recognized, anyway, he is accompanied by Wanwan, let him hide in the toilet, he is willing.
When they were almost gone, they dared to come down and take two steps to move their muscles and bones.
She habitually checked the things in the backpack to see if there was anything missing, if it was missing, the commissary at the rest station could be replenished, and after checking it, she really found that there was something important that she didn't bring, and Kangxi said, she took the wallet and walked to the commissary.
She walked to the cash register, took two boxes of condoms without blushing and heartbeat, put them in front of the salesperson, and paid for the bill.
This scene happened to be seen by Kangxi in the car, the large glass window was facing the cash register of the commissary, he could see it clearly, and his face immediately turned red with excitement.
She was so proactive! I also bought two boxes so proudly, one box is 12, and two boxes are 24.
Happiness came too quickly, and his happy three souls were about to go out of their bodies.
Geng Bumei and Wei Bao, who were also sitting at the window, also saw it, and the two of them put their hands on Kangxi's shoulders one left and one right.
Wei Bao sighed: "Long live the lord, the blessing is not shallow." โ
Geng Bumei said ambiguously: "The queen is really a heroine among women!" โ
Kangxi was smirking there, smiling brighter than a flower, and he didn't know how to reply, so he suddenly stood up and said, "No, I have to go over and see if I have bought the right size." โ
Geng Bumei: "......"
Weibao: "......"
It's not the point.
She put her things in her trouser pocket, walked out of the commissary with a calm face, and when she saw Kangxi coming down, she frowned and said, "What are you doing when you come down?" โ
"You buy ......"
Before he finished speaking, he had already pushed him into the car, as a big name in the entertainment industry, why didn't he have any self-consciousness.
There were so many people in the rest stop, and the car was already eye-catching enough, and he didn't need to add any more icing on the cake.
"Bright, that ......" came to his lips, and he was embarrassed to say it again.
"What?" Her eyes were clear, and she had no evil thoughts at all.
Her eyes were so pure that he was even more embarrassed to mention it, "Nothing! โ
As long as she has this mind, it doesn't matter if she buys the wrong one, because he has a sneak belt, he secretly swore in his heart that he would never let her down, and he would definitely make a historical record.
After everyone was rested, Ji Xiaonan also finished stretching, and a group of people got back into the car and set off.
Along the way, not to mention the charming scenery along the way, everyone also talked and laughed, and soon arrived at the Great Black Mountain.
Daheisheng, formerly known as Longtou Mountain, is 660 meters above sea level, covers an area of about 110 square kilometers, the mountain is majestic, the momentum is magnificent, standing on the shore, and it looks magnificent from afar.
Here is abundant sunshine all year round, the sky is bright, the air is fresh, it is a place that is highly respected by mountaineering enthusiasts, camping enthusiasts, and extreme sports enthusiasts.
If you don't want to go camping and just sightsee, there are also excellent value for money B&Bs, but on the other side of the mountain.
Ji Xiaonan drove the car to the intersection, reported the name of the appointment, and immediately the staff came out to greet him, talked for a while, the staff got into the car, guided them to the predetermined camping area, and drove all the way to the mountain, you can be condescending, at a glance the majestic posture of the Great Black Mountain, looking along the ridge, the front end of the Great Black Mountain, just like a raised dragon head, connected with the ridge, just like a long dragon lying horizontally.
The higher you go, the more dense and lush pine forests you have, as if you have entered a primeval forest, where a variety of flowers and plants grow, and it is said that in late autumn, rape flowers bloom everywhere, like a golden carpet.
After driving for about 30 minutes, they arrived at the camping area where they had made their reservation.
The camping project in Da Heishan has a great feature, that is, in the agreed area, there will be no other people, a completely wild environment, food and accommodation are on their own, and they can take off their clothes and be a wild man if they want to, of course, the management area is not really nothing.
First of all, they will provide a set of communication equipment, three walkie-talkies, if there is danger, you can call with walkie-talkies, and someone will come to the rescue within 10 minutes.
Secondly, you can bring your own food and water, or you can go down the mountain to buy, or go to the mountain to find a water source, but in order to let people experience the fun of camping, there is no cooked food under the mountain, it is all raw, you need to cook it yourself, you can also go to the specified game area to hunt, but the number is limited, according to the number of people, for example: every three people can only shoot one hare, if it is a slightly larger animal, like a wild boar, only one for every seven people, this is to ensure the ecological balance, but also to eliminate indiscriminate killing.
Finally, there is a guarantee to be signed to ensure that participants understand which areas are uncivilized and are not allowed to break in, and that the park is not responsible for personal injury caused by trespassing.
Kangxi, Geng Bumei, Wei Bao, and Ji Xiaonan already know the above three items very well, they come almost every year, and the staff already know them.
When Ji Xiaonan signed the letter of guarantee, the staff in charge of reception secretly looked at Wanwan, Jingsa, An Hui, and You Jia, with a face full of surprise.
These four people brought a woman to camp, it was the first time, no wonder they would drive such a luxurious RV over, it turned out that there were delicate guests, in previous years, every time they came to 'go into battle', absolutely really.
Ji Xiaonan said while signing: "Look at the other three women, the most petite, cold-looking girl, don't look at it more, take a look at it more, the chance of you being pushed off the cliff will be one point higher." โ
"Huh?"
Ji Xiaonan returned the signed guarantee and pen to him, and glanced in Kangxi's direction, "Long live our woman." โ
The staff immediately stood up straight, no longer daring to look with their eyes.
Ji Xiaonan added, "Remember not to gossip out, otherwise when you come next year, there is no guarantee that you will still be able to see you." โ
The staff nodded violently, and the guarantee also has the park's regulations on the confidentiality of tourists' information, and they will not disclose tourists' information casually.
When he left, several men brought food and water from the car, as well as equipment for setting up tents.
An Hui looked at the tent on the ground, because it hadn't been tied up yet, she couldn't tell what shape it was at all, and glanced at the big RV behind her.
The car is spacious and luxurious, with an area of about 40 square meters, a bed, a sofa, a whole bathroom, and what to do with a tent, so she doesn't want to sleep in a tent at night, what to do if there are bugs, goosebumps just think about it.
She rolled her eyes and hurriedly got into the car to help the sisters grab a bed.
Jing Sa and You Jia were very excited, seeing that the men began to set up tents, they also wanted to help, but they helped more and more, and finally Wei Bao, who couldn't bear it, was directly taken to stay in the RV, only allowed to watch, not to move.
On the other side, Kangxi brought a new tent, a rainstorm-proof two-bedroom one-hall tent, with a sunshade patio, military money, specially bought for this camping, I want to make it more comfortable, it belongs to the 'high-end apartment' in the tent, but it is not easy to set up.
In a sense, if you want to be handsome in front of the woman you like, the best way is to take her to camping, let her witness his eighteen kinds of martial arts, can set up tents, can hunt, catch fish, identify wild vegetables, make a fire to cook, and do everything, but also ensure that he is a man worthy of trust.
Therefore, when he set up the beautiful tent with super perfect skills, he was the first to want to let her see, hoping to see the appreciation in her eyes, but when he turned around, he saw that he quickly set up a tent larger than him.
It is also a military tent, a base-type disaster relief tent, which generally requires more than two people to complete the difficult tent, although the appearance is very mediocre, at most it is a bungalow level, but it is really difficult to set up.
Wei Bao and Ji Xiaonan built this one, as a public tent, but when they set it up, they still needed to help from the side, but Wan Wan built one by herself.
After setting up the tent, she looked around, and then stood at the entrance, nodding with satisfaction, a little arrogant.
Then there is hunting, Xuan Ying is a person who practices martial arts, no need to rush, no need to round up, after the sharp eyes found the prey, suddenly ripped open a condom, stuffed a few small stones into it, and connected a rope behind it, so that three knots are in a group, the tail ends are tied together, and when they see the beast, they struggle to throw it out, and the three small hammers will rotate quickly in the air to pounce on the prey, tie it up, and then she directly knocked out and dragged it away.
Geng Bumei, Wei Bao, and Ji Xiaonan were all stunned by this professional technology, but Kangxi was stunned.
He didn't even know that the condom could be used in this way.
No, that's not the point!
Then it was to go into the water to fish, they poked with a fork, and they poked directly into the water with their bare hands, and came out with one, which was a bit outrageous in accuracy, and suddenly she ripped open a condom and used it as a water container, don't underestimate this small condom, it can hold one or two liters of water, or even more, and it is easy to carry, tie the mouth, and put it anywhere, she stuffed the fish she caught, like a small fish tank.
At last......
Geng Bumei, Wei Bao, and Ji Xiaonan knelt on the ground at the same time, the dark clouds were shrouded in their heads, and their self-esteem was hit by Yan Zhan, they didn't come to be handsome, they came here to embarrass themselves.
They are professional yarns, and they were completely killed by the queen mother of the god level.
Kangxi looked at the small fish tank made of a sleeve......
Speechless again......
Good, think, spit, mouth, blood!
Geng Bumei and Wei Bao put on his shoulders again, pointed to the battery to make a fire, yes, the battery, because it is camping, playing survival skills, no lighters and matches, to cook, you have to use the items around you to make a fire, the use of the typical survival skills, with chewing gum packaging tin foil, cut into a slender funnel shape, the key is that the middle of the tin foil should be narrow (2 mm) and the two ends wide (5 mm), connect the positive and negative poles of the battery with the width of the two ends, causing a short circuit in the battery, at this time, The narrowest part of the tin foil with the greatest resistance will cause high temperatures and catch fire instantly, and then she dismantled a sleeve, which is very easy to ignite and is a good tool for ignition.
This is the fastest way to start a fire in the wild, apart from matches and lighters.
Another ...... Gone......
"Hooray, what does it feel like to have an all-skilled girlfriend?"
He covered his forehead, "Let me be quiet for a while......"
Playing handsome has completely become a floating cloud, and the dream is shattered.
Good, think, cry!
After making a fire, it seems that it is not easy to play.
Jing Sa and You Jia were busy studying behind her, and couldn't help but glance at the four menโwhat do you men do!
The four of them unanimously turned on the mode of squatting in the corner and drawing circles infinitely......
At this time, Wanwan beckoned to Kangxi, "Kangxi, make a fire, come and cook!" โ
In the gloomy mist, Long Live Lord's waist pole stood up again, and the golden light like the summoning of the Lord flashed, and he ran over with a fart.
An Hui squinted at this group of people, there was everything in the car, why was no one using it.
No matter, if you're hungry, eat a cup-noodle pad to cushion your stomach first.
Kangxi cooked the curry with the first welcome rate of camping cuisine, and looked at the curry that was helping him to do it, and the Nth time he opened a sleeve for container sealing, like a bamboo tube or other jar container for cured meat, in order to prevent air from entering and spoiling the food, seal it with a sleeve, and the effect is excellent.
Another set of kings has been killed.
He couldn't help it, "Why are you so good at camping?" โ
"Daddy taught me." Her eyes were full of pride and respect, and she mentioned her father as if she were a god, and then began to tell him how to use the condom.
What rain can be put on shoes, make rain boots, waterproof.
If there is a sudden injury and bleeding, then refer to the method of the doctor using a rubber belt to stop the bleeding when the hospital draws blood, and use a sleeve to tie it.
Dig a small pit on the ground at night, put a container in the center of the pit, flatten the sleeve on the mouth of the pit, press the surrounding area with soil, and put a small stone on the sleeve to make it an inverted pointed cone, because the cold air at night makes the water vapor rising in the pit condense into water droplets on the sleeve, and gather and drip down and enter the container.
Theoretically, half a liter to one liter of distilled water can be harvested in the early morning, which is the best way to get water in the wild.
"And ...... And ......" She didn't notice that Kangxi's face was already dark, and continued: "After being bitten by a snake, wearing a condom and taking drugs with your mouth can make the person who rescues others much safer, if you don't have batteries and gum foil to make a fire, use a condom to set up water, into a ball, it is a super magnifying glass, which can be used to focus the sun and make a fire!" โ
He put down the spoon that stirred the curry, picked her up and kissed her wildly.
The soul has been irreparably struck and is in dire need of solace.
But......
At night, when Kangxi saw that she had opened two more sets, and then blew it up, wrapped it in a towel and used it as a small pillow.
His heart broke down on the spot, and he fell to his knees and pounded the ground.
Father-in-law, what are you teaching here? Are you sure you taught your daughter how to use the condom correctly?
He looked up at the sky and wept......
"Kangxi, my dad is great!"
The former chief instructor of the U.S. Navy SEALs (SEAL) certainly wasn't covered.
It was so good that he wanted to dig a grave!
He glanced at her, and her face was full of admiration.
Sure enough, daughters all have a father-lover complex!
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Don't ask me where the charred corpse went, the progress calculation was wrong......=. =||
โ (^ฯ^) โ The use of the set of clothes written in this chapter is absolutely true and effective, and it is OK to use it to cover shoes when it rains, oh, oil or not? When it comes to survival, there are so many.
โฎ(โฏโฝโฐ)โญ Let Long Live be cute again, and he will be able to play in the kitchen and bedroom!
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