56. None of them are normal
At noon, in Four Seasons County, an alternative ox cart slowly drove towards the city gate, why do you say alternative, because this ox cart is no one to catch, but the ox "one" goes forward, even the figure can not be seen, and the car is even more strange, most of the cars will be dyed, and the whole body of this car is the original color of wood. There are others who make doors out of curtains, but he makes doors out of wood. The strangest thing is that the cow has not yet worn the nose ring, and a strange wooden frame is pulled by the cow's neck.
Pedestrians saw this ox cart and glanced at it, and flashed to the side from afar, for fear that the ox cart that no one drove would suddenly go crazy, and you must know that the cow is a creature that can't stop it unless you slaughter it.
On the alternative ox cart, Ren Yaoyao was in a daze, not knowing what to think, and did not hear the whispers of pedestrians. The ox cart walked to the suspension bridge in front of the city gate, and suddenly the ox screamed, and then came back to his senses, opened the wooden car door, and saw a majestic city wall, and there was a plaque on the city wall, and the plaque read: Four Seasons County from left to right.
Seeing the plaque, Ren Xiaoyao opened the car door completely, got out of the car, kindly touched the cow's back, picked up an apple that appeared out of nowhere, put it in front of the cow, and said to the cow: "Awesome, this is a reward for you." I saw that the cow wagged his tail and ate the apple in Ren Xiaoyao's hand in one bite, and there was no scum left, and he even ate the apple core.
After the cow ate the apple, Ren Xiaoyao glanced at the soldiers at the city gate, turned back to the cow and said, "Wait a minute, you can't walk around, do you know?" Follow me, or the bad guys with guns will kill you, and you'll be fine next to me. After saying that, he patted the head of the cow gently. Hearing Ren Yaoyao's words, Niu wagged his tail.
In fact, Ren Xiaoyao said this just because he was afraid that the cow would suddenly get out of control, when he was on the earth in his previous life, he did not have many opportunities to contact the cow, that is, he had seen it when he went to Inner Mongolia on a few business trips, and even if he came into contact with it, it was a dead cow - beef. Therefore, I don't know the habits of the cow, and I am afraid that the domestication effect of the space will be stimulated by something in the city to make the cow fail. If it fails, he can't control it at all, because there is no iron, and he doesn't even have a nose ring. On the official road, he dared to let the cow go by himself, and now he didn't dare to relax at all when he entered the city.
Slowly lined up to the city gate, all the way to look back at the cow from time to time, finally when it was their turn, opened the car door to be checked, and then paid 3 yuan (one penny / person, two yuan / car) road maintenance fee, and entered the city, stopped and walked along the way, to the natural residence, did you hear pedestrians discuss their cattle and carts.
When I walked to the southwest of Nanshi, near a place near the inner city wall, I saw a group of people surrounding the gate of a house and didn't know what to see. Ren Xiaoyao put the ox cart on the side in an open place, and said to the ox with his mind: "Don't walk around, you know?" I'll go there and take a look, and I'll come back and give you another fruit to eat, and you'll just scream when someone approaches you. After saying that, he patted the cow on the back and walked to the crowd.
Walking to the crowd of onlookers, I saw a girl about fifteen or sixteen years old, with clear eyebrows, kneeling in front of the door of the house facing the street, still convulsing and crying from time to time, and there was a word written on the ground with oracle bones. Ren Xiaoyao saw that the girl was quite pitiful, but he didn't know what was going on, and saw a middle-aged man next to him who was fat and had a very large black mole on the left side of his face, and asked, "This big brother, what happened?" How this girl knelt at the door of the house. ”
The middle-aged fat man turned his head to look around when he heard the voice, and saw Ren Xiaoyao looking at him. opened his mouth and said, "Little brother, you called me?" Ay? How do I feel that you are so familiar, oh, I remembered, it turned out to be you, the little brother who was in the city gate to ask for directions last time. Ahaha, little brother, the two of us are really fated" I didn't get into the topic for a long time.
Ren Xiaoyao already regretted it when the fat man turned around, this fat man was the one who asked for directions when he first entered the city, and said that he couldn't talk about the topic for a long time, and blindly boasted about himself, but since he asked, he still replied, and said with a smile: "Ah, it's you, big brother, last time I said in front of the city gate that I was well-informed, profound, erudite, talented, knowledgeable, knowledgeable, rich and rich, full of economy, macro Confucianism, talented, talented, talented, How about you have been to that prefecture in the country recently? He also deliberately amplified his voice and said.
The people who were originally watching the woman around heard Ren Xiaoyao's words, and immediately turned around to see who was so full of poetry and books, you must know that the status of literate people in the Sunset Country is very high. When I turned around and saw Ren Xiaoyao talking to a middle-aged fat man, everyone immediately laughed. One of the women with a rouge face said to Ren Xiaoyao: "Little brother, you are a foreigner, right?" Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, you actually believe that Li is a fool, he is recognized as the first fool in Nanshi. Ahaha. ”
Ren Xiaoyao heard the woman's words, the smirk on his face immediately froze, originally he didn't believe this fat man, he just wanted to say it and let the surrounding ridicule turn over the fat man, but he never expected that the result was not what he thought, not a joke about the fat man, but a joke on himself, instantly embarrassing.
Fortunately, at this time, a woman in her thirties and forties, wearing a sky blue strip on her head, dressed in a relatively simple manner, said to Ren Xiaoyao: "Little brother, don't care about this troubled woman, it's not strange that you don't know that Li Fool is a fool, he sounds quite normal when he speaks, if he doesn't get along for a long time, he won't find out that he is a fool, just because he is a stupid person who reads and reads, he reads day and night, and wants to gain fame, but he didn't expect to faint when he reads and reads for a day, and it has become like this." Hey, it's also Keling, his father and mother are crying that sadly."
Ren Xiaoyao listened to a lot of some and no, the whole person was stunned, and felt that he had just entered the tiger's den from the wolf's den, although this woman didn't want to be so disgusting as the fat man, but there was really no "nutrition", and he said a lot, just said that this middle-aged fat man was stupid because he was reading and reading, and he would know that the fat man was a fool if he got along, etc., and so on, and so on, and wanted to say: Although Auntie is very grateful for helping me out, but I'm not interested in this fool, can I stop talking about it?
Before Ren Xiaoyao could speak, the woman who was laughing at Ren Xiaoyao heard another woman say that she was nosy, and immediately exploded, crossed her waist and scolded at the other woman:
Ren Xiaoyao felt that his whole head was dizzy at this time, and he just hinted that it became like this. looked at the fat man next to him, and asked with an expression of nothingness: "Hey, fat man, they say you are stupid, can you give a reaction?" You see, because of you, they all quarreled. “
When the middle-aged fat man heard Ren Xiaoyao's words, he smiled, his eyes were a little silent, and he looked at the noisy person next to him and said, "Silly is stupid, you see how normal normal people are, how stupid people are." I don't know if it's stupid or normal shrewdness. After saying that, he walked away slowly, as if this qiē didn't care about his business.
Hearing the words of the middle-aged fat man, Ren Xiaoyao heard in his dream, what is stupid or not, it is not normal, and said: ****** are all ****, none of them are normal. After saying that, he looked at the two women who were arguing in a gang next to him, and immediately pulled all the onlookers who were watching the girl over, leaving the girl kneeling there alone.
Seeing that the girl was still convulsing and crying, Ren Xiaoyao walked up to the girl and asked, "Girl, is there something wrong with you?" Knees only kneel to the parents of heaven and earth, do not kneel indiscriminately, if there is a big deal, just step on it. "I thought something had happened to the girl, and I wanted to persuade the girl to get up. Unexpectedly, when he heard Ren Xiaoyao's words, he raised his head slightly with his messy hair, lost his mind and became in pain, fainted while crying, and fell into Ren Xiaoyao's arms.
Ren Xiaoyao was dumbfounded instantly, and thought in his heart: What is this called, it was really not smooth to go out today, and I didn't look at the day when I went out. Lao Tzu just wants to persuade you, young man. I thought as if I was like an old man, and I didn't look at my body. Looking at the girl who fell in his arms, he asked the person who was arguing next to him, "Excuse me, can you pause for a while?" Do any of you know this girl, can you call someone from her family to come over? “
A group of women who were originally arguing with Zhenghi, when they heard Ren Xiaoyao's voice, they looked back in unison, didn't say anything, and quarreled again, ignoring Ren Xiaoyao at all.
There was no way, Ren Xiaoyao had to take the girl to the side of the street and ask passers-by, although he knew that this was not good, but there was no way, if he put it aside and didn't know where he was abducted. At first, I thought that the girl was kneeling here, and someone would know her, but I didn't expect passers-by to run away as soon as they saw the girl's face, as if they had seen a time bomb, and stayed away.
After asking for half an hour, no one paid attention to him, and then he thought that the girl must be "sick" and "terminally ill", but he couldn't be put aside, so if the girl had an accident, then he would be sure that you would have a thorn in your heart for the rest of your life. I had to put it on the ox cart and wait for the girl to wake up
When I came to the natural house, I saw a large number of passers-by lining up outside the natural house, and at first I thought I was in the wrong place, and I looked up at the plaque, which read: three words of natural house.