[After reading all three examples, what have you gained? 】

Yang Qinglan nodded, but did not speak.

The washing machine took the initiative to say: [Do you need me to help you make an analysis summary?] 】

Yang Qinglan was very surprised: "You can still make an analysis summary?" ”

[Don't underestimate the intelligent assistance system, when the intelligent Cheng dù is upgraded to level 30 or above, it is enough to support an aircraft carrier-class space battleship to carry out any routine operations, and the whole process does not require the intervention of any other intelligent creatures. 】

Carrier-class space battleship......

Yang Qinglan can't imagine things that are beyond the scope of cognition, but even if there are aircraft carriers on the earth, they are definitely not something that a computer can play, think about it this way, the washing machine should really be very powerful, right?

Emma is increasingly regretting naming it "washing machine......

Yang Qinglan covered her face: "Then please analyze and summarize." ”

[Before you, I have assisted a total of 471 whitewashers, and if you only look at the first task according to the mode of behavior, your whitewashing method tends to be emotional whitewashing. 】

[The whitewasher who obtained 2000 experience points in the first task belongs to the resourceful whitewashing, and is the type that has gained the most experience points among all whitewashers, but the requirements for IQ and EQ are relatively high, and you can learn, but you don't want to transform in that direction. 】

Yang Qinglan listened to him expressionlessly, feeling that her heart had been stabbed.

was so obviously ridiculed by Shuangshang, should she be angry to express her dissatisfaction?

The washing machine, which has a limited intelligence level, does not notice the change in the host's situation, and continues to analyze.

[The second example you see is taking the road of tricks, although the task is completed well and quickly, but the experience points are not much, the trigger rate of side quests is extremely low, and the same only builds yì you learn but does not build yì transformation. 】

[The last one is a typical negative example.] 】

[In any world, those characters are not harmless little sheep, and if you meet a more powerful character, you may lose your life. 】

[Note that the loss of life I am talking about here is not only the mission world, if the spirit is traumatized, the real world may also be in danger of death, although this probability is very low under the protection of the support system, but the host still needs to be vigilant.] 】

Thinking that the whitewashing master later had a split personality tendency because of stimulation, Yang Qinglan shuddered, and paid more attention to the future tasks in her heart.

[Although the whitewashing method of emotional whitewashing does not have the characteristics of fast and accurate, it has an obvious advantage that it is not easy to rebound, even if your task goal is aware of your whitewashing purpose, it will choose to believe you because of emotional factors. 】

"Can it bounce back even if it's whitewashed?!" Yang Qinglan was frightened.

The washing machine replied to her with a meaningful remark-

You know, human beings are capricious creatures. 】

Yang Qinglan felt that the intelligent level of the washing machine that said this sentence must have exceeded 30 generations.

"Okay...... It's me who is too young......"

[As your support system, I build that you can continue to take the way of emotional whitewashing in the early stage, and at the same time pay attention to the plot outside the main quest, once the side quest is triggered, it will be much easier to gain experience points. 】

[Of course, you have to do what you can to open a side quest, the side quest is not the main quest, even if you can't complete it, there is no loss, any side quest will greatly change the original plot of the work, once the plot collapses, the world of the work will be on the verge of collapse. 】

[If you mess with the line and can't complete it, you will be punished in the end.] 】

"Uh-huh, I remember."

[This concludes the analysis.] 】

[Friendly reminder, during your mission, your portable communication device has a total of two missed calls and twelve unread messages, excluding network communication tool messages, please deal with them in time.] 】

Then Yang Qinglan regained her eyesight.

She was stunned for two seconds before she realized that the "portable communication device" mentioned by the washing machine should refer to her mobile phone, and suddenly felt strange, usually everyone contacts her with W letter or penguin, and few people call or send text messages, is there something going on at home?

So she quickly got up from the bed and grabbed her phone to check.

All calls and texts come from the same person.

Qin Yuxin.

Yang Qinglan felt a little inexplicable, clicked on the text message, and found that all the messages he sent were very unnutritious.

【Why don't you go back to the penguins?】 】

[Why did you resign?] 】

[Why did you resign?] 】

[Didn't receive it?] 】

[How can you leave me alone......]

[Why don't you sue me if you resign? 】

[What if you said that you would fly together with B? ] 】

[Ignore me. 】

[Ignore my call.] 】

[I don't answer the phone either......]

[I'm going to hit another one.] 】

[Still not answering......]

Just as she was about to reply, a new message came in.

[Is it too tired so you are sleeping?] 】

You're enough!

Yang Qinglan dialed the phone directly and called back.

There was only one ring, and it was connected.

"Qinglan!"

The sudden explosion in his ears made Yang Qinglan's forehead jump, and he immediately yelled back: "Straight man!" Die to you! ”

There was a clear choking over there: "...... Are you really sleeping? Did I bother you? ”

Yang Qinglan rolled her eyes, but then realized that the person on the other end of the phone couldn't see it, so she changed it to a cold snort: "What are you looking for me?"

"I saw that you didn't come to work this morning, and I thought you took leave, but I didn't know that you resigned in the afternoon, why, after you left, I didn't have a little friend~"

was given goosebumps by the word "huh", Yang Qinglan almost threw her mobile phone out: "Speak well, talk well!" What kind of cuteness does the big man sell, who do you want to disgust to death?"

"Oh." The person over there quickly switched to customer service mode and continued in a deep and magnetic voice, "Hello, why did you resign?"

“……”

Yang Qinglan hung up his phone decisively.

The customer service department is the first business or something.,It's really annoying.。

Qin Yuxin is the boy who was in a training class with her, and when he first entered the training class, he was still a very young fresh graduate, but when it was his turn to rotate the internship to the customer service department, he was a beautiful man who was very quiet before.

This guy's voice is changeable, low enough to be narrated in a fake and real national treasure file, high enough to sing a hot girl without breaking the sound, one person is enough to complete a radio drama, and in the customer service department, the telephone customer service team pinched his throat and made a cameo appearance in a false voice The soft girl doesn't know how many game otaku hearts have been deceived.

At that time, Yang Qinglan, who was also interning in the customer service department, even received such a call.

"Hello, customer service Lan Lan is at your service, what do you need help with?"

"Hey, I want Xinxin to be my customer service."

"She's not on duty today, and it's the same if you tell me anything."

"Not there...... Oh well......"

After the problem is resolved.

"Is there anything else I can do to help you?"

"Nope."

"Then please rate me in the customer service rating later, thanks."

"You're very good, but I still like Xinxin, why aren't you here today...... Next time, I must let Xinxin come to me as customer service! ”

Yang Qinglan: "......"

Stumble!

Real girls can't compare to fake girls, can they still make people play happily!!

Legend has it that when their internship team ended the internship in the customer service department and it was their turn to go to other departments, the minister of the customer service department cried bitterly and hugged the thigh of the internship team leader and begged to keep Xinxin, but in the end he was cruelly refused......

Obviously, he was still a normal man before training, why did he become like this after a period of edification?

Thinking of the group of demons and monsters in the company, Yang Qinglan asked Cangtian speechlessly.

Maybe in the eyes of normal people, she is already a strange girl, right?

Qin Yuxin didn't call again, but the penguin jumping in the prompt bar on his mobile phone reminded that this guy didn't settle down immediately.

Yang Qinglan clicked on it, and then found that he was swiping the screen.

[On the game, on the game, abandon me in reality and fight with me in the game! ] 】

[On the game, on the game, abandon me in reality and fight with me in the game! ] 】

[On the game, on the game, abandon me in reality and fight with me in the game! ] 】

……

[Painful peat! 】

quickly replied to him with three words, and Yang Qinglan blocked him.

The world is pure.

……

Then she turned on her computer and logged into the game.

Qin Yuxin, who has the ID of "Elephant Xiaoxin", is already waiting at her online location.

As soon as she went online, Yang Qinglan heard a voice from the headphones.

"I knew you were coming~"

"Speak well!" Yang Qinglan casually smashed a skill in the past, but because the two were in a team state, the attack was ineffective, and the blue was consumed in vain.

"If you want to beat me, I'll open an arena, and I'll never fight back!"

"No need, I'm going to sell the number, just come up and count the equipment so that I can estimate the price."

Yang Qinglan said that the cloud was light and light, but the reaction of the person on the other side was huge, and the "Elephant Xiaoxin" directly came to the spot and turned and tossed for two and a half weeks, and then fell face down.

"Even in the game, you have to abandon me!" The voice was full of tears, and she was simply a little daughter-in-law who had been abandoned from the beginning to the end.

Seeing that he still had the heart to show off his skills and play false sound, Yang Qinglan knew that this guy didn't take what she said seriously at all, so he sighed: "It's not that I abandoned you, but I don't have the energy to play games anymore." Originally, I didn't like playing games, and if I didn't work for a game company, I wouldn't even touch it, but now that I've quit, playing games is a waste of my life for me. ”

"......" Elephant Xiaoxin stood up, his perspective facing Yang Qinglan, "Then you can sell it to me." ”

Yang Qinglan sold the account just to exchange it for money, it didn't matter who he sold it to, he agreed without asking why he wanted to buy it: "Okay, it just so happens that all the things on my body are basically brought by you with me, and you know how much it is worth, and I will sell you at a 7% discount." ”

When it came to "7% off", Yang Qinglan thought of the system mall, and the corners of her mouth twitched unconsciously, but fortunately, no one saw it.

"The card number was reported to me, and I transferred it to ...... with online banking Forget it, let's go out for dinner in the evening, and I'll just take cash for you. Qin Yuxin didn't know what he was doing, and he heard a clicking noise in the headphones.

Yang Qinglan thought about it and agreed.