Chapter 2: The Bottom of the Pit
And then the eggs.
No matter how strong Shao Yu's will to survive was, he still hung up.
What is it like to go from a good young man to a nine-year-old?
Shao Yu looked at his short hands and feet, and his heart was mixed. Who can watch a plane with smoking wings crash straight into it in the last moments of their lives? Who can travel through time and survive it? Who can be tricked into a book written by an inexplicable system?
Well, think about it this way, if it weren't for the eunuch this article, he might really be gone.
Fortunately, the eunuch =v=
Turning this scumbag thought, Shao Yu silently absorbed the memory of the original owner, as if he had fast-forwarded to watch a movie and had a comprehensive understanding of the content of the film, but he could not inherit the feelings of the people in the film. Fortunately, when the character of 'Shao Yu' was written, he imitated himself, and now that Shao Yu has crossed over, it is easy to get started with the shell of the original owner.
Maybe it shouldn't be called the shell of the original owner.
According to the system, 'Shao Yu' has an incomplete soul, too strong emotional expression, and is easy to breed negative feelings. And what he has to do is to complete his role according to the published part of "Emperor Yan", and then he will be free.
Ignoring the system that doesn't have a sense of zΓ i, Shao Yu feels that the most important thing at the moment is to get out of the predicament.
Yes, dilemma.
He's at the bottom of the pit.
This pit is visually inspected...... Visually undetectable. Anyway, 'Shao Yu' couldn't climb out with both hands and feet, and he got covered in mud.
The surroundings were quiet, listening intently, with the rustle of the wind blowing through the leaves, and occasionally a few vague insect chirps. After a while, a nearby cricket cricked loudly, and all other sounds were drowned out.
Shao Yu thought of the reader who was abandoned by him at the bottom of the pit for a moment, and felt that this was really the malice of the great universe. Well, since you have penetrated the Xiuzhen text, you should follow the malice of the local customs and call it the way of heaven?
Looking up at the sky, the moon is smiling...... Stop, expose your age. The cricket's singing stopped, there was footsteps, a small head poked out of the pit, the little face was a little dirty, and he smiled with a mouthful of white teeth: "Young Master Shao, who is delicate and expensive, how does it taste to fall into the pit?" β
Xiuzhen really has benefits.
From such a distance, he could even see the child's hair clearly. The boy with his head poked out looked very handsome with homosexual hatred, and the movement of his head bowed made the chain around his neck draw, and the silver ring strung on the chain was surrounded by a pattern of the same color, forming a strange flame pattern.
This is exactly the male protagonist Yu Song.
The protagonist and the old enemy are like a sworn enemy at a young age, today you pit me tomorrow I pit you have become a habit, this time 'Shao Yu' will be planted because he received Yu Ge's "Don't go to the rooftop after school to see you" - well, it's the "dark grove fighting method", this little master is used to a character who does not admit defeat, and has always thought that he is stronger than Yu Ge, and he came out after saying a word to his family.
Well, everyone guessed the next thing, he fell into a pit when he arrived at the place, which is the kind of trap pit that is often played in TV dramas, digging a pit with some staggered branches on top and then sprinkling soil and leaves.
ββIn the game, this is probably the basic skill of the thief's trap.
Shao Yu didn't want to admit that the IQ of this character with the same name as himself was so simple and rude.
However, this is a must-have.
The strength of the old enemy represents the grade of the protagonist, and 'Shao Yu' is naturally blessed - this shell is a single spiritual root of the water system, and it is in perfect condition, such a spiritual root is also called "Heavenly Spiritual Root" in the cultivation world, even if it is a true disciple of the Great Gate Sect, he may not have such qualifications, which can be described as extremely precious.
Unlike the many descendants of the Yu family, there is only one young master in the Shao family, and the resources in the family are naturally all for him to choose.
Family background, appearance, qualifications, and talents are not worse than the male protagonist.,If you don't lower your IQ and EQ,,What is the unique popularity status of the male protagonist?
But that's it, there are a bunch of girls under the article who say "Yan is justice", "the mouth is wrong", "the stupid tsundere is ...... Once you accept this setting,,It's actually quite emotional",As soon as these rewarded girls meet the rivalry between the two, they have chicken blood.,The protagonist's stallion road unfolded unusually unsmoothly.,What happened later?,Everyone understands reads;γ
Although he likes men, Shao Yu has no intention of exposing this to let more people know, sexual orientation is like a bloody wound, and in the context of his previous life, he can only lick it silently in a dark corner.
Shao Yu was a little distracted.
A voice interrupted his thoughts: "Hey, why don't you speak?" "According to past experience, at this time, Young Master Shao should have jumped to his feet and scolded him for being despicable and shameless?
Someone who crossed over had a wooden face and looked up: "Why are you still here?" β
Yu Ge: "......" He was speechless for a while, his eyes flashed: "Hey, are you okay?" "The reaction is not normal, is it difficult to hit the head? A monk in the Qi cultivation period can also be injured so easily? Maybe, after all, the head is more fragile, right? Yu Ge felt an inexplicable feeling of weakness. Well, this pit seems to be a bit deep.
The protagonist of his own pen knows by himself, just by looking at his look, Shao Yu knows what he is thinking, and points to his face: "Look." β
Yu Ge looked at it carefully for a while, and once again felt that Young Master Shao was more beautiful than his sisters and sisters: "What's the matter?" β
Shao Yu said seriously: "There is no mud, so I didn't fall face down." β
Yu Ge: "......" He said so reasonably, I was speechless. No, the water spirit root can wash the face! Wrong! Yu Ge was shocked: "How do you know what I'm thinking?" "You didn't say it, huh?
Shao Yu smiled slightly, and his whole face brightened: "I just know." β
Yu Ge: Hehe.
However, no matter how unhappy he is, people still have to be saved, if Shao Yu's family is alarmed to look for him because he does not return at night, he will have a lot of fun. Yu Ge took the rope and said angrily: "Wait, I'll pull you up." β
Shao Yu couldn't help but be cheap: "So kind? β
"Yes, I won't cherish what I get lightly," Yu Ge rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "If you beg me, I'll pull you up." β
Shao Yu is as good as flowing: "Please." β
Yu Ge: "......"
The tone, flat, and a little lazy, without any anger or reluctance, seemed to be saying something very ordinary - what kind of discipline do you expect from the author who almost wrote the stallion text * for the sake of rewarding? =v=
But Yu Ge didn't know this. He became more and more sure that Young Master Shao had hit his head, and hurriedly put down the rope he brought, while instructing: "Don't try it first, I'll find a stronger tree and tie it up." β
"No, you don't." The voice with a smile sounded, and then there was a strong force on the hemp rope in his hand, and Yu Singer, who was already standing on the edge of the pit, had nothing to grasp, and was caught off guard, stepped on the air, and fell into the bottom of the pit!
"Z-" Shao Yu was angry about his flesh pad fate for three seconds, this damn gravitational acceleration!
Even angrier than him was the little boy Yu Ge: "Dead Burning Fish, how can we go up now?!" β
β¦β¦ Why am I writing this nickname? _(:3β )_
"It's just flat," Shao Yu blinked innocently and said slowly: "Want to go up?" Please. β
Seeing that he seemed to be confident, Yu Ge quickly calmed down, and instead of getting up from him immediately, the whole person lay on this good-touch meat pad, and pressed it with a vengeance, revealing a mouthful of white teeth: "Please." β
-- The author and his protagonists always have something in common.
Shao Yu: "......"