Looking at the kitten's appearance of forcibly pretending to be innocent, Bu Qingshan couldn't help laughing.

Sanxi hurriedly ran to the side of the bed and helped the chair up, he looked at the food that fell to the ground, and said bitterly: "Little ancestor, if you want to lose your temper, you should also put the food aside first!" Isn't it a waste that all of them fall to the ground now and can't be picked up? ”

The kitten can actually eat anything, so Bu Qingshan not only prepared milk for it, but also prepared some small snacks for it. In order to facilitate the kitten's consumption, Bu Qingshan deliberately broke the snack and made it into a small grain, which looks somewhat similar to modern cat food. However, now that the chairs have flipped over, the dishes have been smashed, the milk has naturally been spilled, and all the snacks have fallen to the floor, and it is really impossible to eat anymore.

"Meow-" The kitten barked at Bu Qingshan.

Bu Qingshan hurriedly put away the smile on his face, and deliberately said sternly: "You overturn the chair for no reason, this kind of behavior is too undesirable." If you waste food like this in normal times, I will naturally teach you a lesson. However, for the sake of you not eating in three days, this time I will put it on the account. Remember, if you continue to behave like this in the future, then I will punish you for all the crimes, and I will never spare you. ”

Although Sanxi felt sorry for those eaters, and saw that Bu Qingshan was so strict, he took it seriously, and he couldn't help but worry about the kitten. So he hurriedly said: "Young master, it was not intentional to want to come to the kitten...... It's so stupid, how can it know that 'who knows that Chinese food on the plate is hard work'. ”

Thank you so much for ...... for me My body pleads! Lord Demon Emperor said through gritted teeth.

"Where am I really willing to teach it a lesson? That's just the way it is. You also know it's not smart enough, so when it does something wrong, I always scare it so that it knows what it can and can't do. Bu Qingshan explained directly to Sanxi in front of the kitten, "With its current IQ, I don't dare to expect too much from it...... Let's just hope it becomes Skinner's white rat! ”

"Young master, you're stupid, this is a cat, it can't turn into a mouse no matter what!" Sanxi blinked innocently.

"I mean......" Bu Qingshan had the heart to explain.

Sanxi suddenly understood, and hurriedly said, "Oops! I've forgotten about basic change! As long as it can learn the transformation technique solidly, let alone become a mouse, it will be okay to become the young master! Haha, but that's so hard, I haven't even learned it yet. ”

Bu Qingshan silently swallowed the words "operant conditioning". Forget it, he's still dedicated to cultivating his own science cat!

However, it is really difficult to raise kittens. Because, the kittens can't even understand what they're saying now. Bu Qingshan felt that the kitten did not look like a spirit animal at all, but just like the ordinary stray cats he had seen before the crossing. Therefore, seeing that the kitten was in trouble, Bu Qingshan actually didn't feel angry at all. Because "cheap" is the nature of feline creatures, they can't control their hands at all!

Of course, basic training is still required. So, Bu Qingshan looked at the kitten and made a straight face again.

The kitten stared at Bu Qingshan for two seconds, then suddenly jumped off the bed and quickly ran to Bu Qingshan's side. In the next second, it lay on the ground, took the initiative to expose its soft little belly, and covered its eyes with its two front paws, making a "meow" sound from its mouth.

It's a cute sale!

Seeing that his body made such a strange movement, the Demon Emperor silently turned his gaze away. He had no face to look at it.

Bu Qingshan's blood groove was quickly emptied, and it quickly switched from "strict father mode" to "loving mother mode". He squatted down with a "kind" smile, touched the kitten's belly, pinched the kitten's paws, and said kindly and "obscenely": "Okay, okay, I was joking with you just now!" Daddy's favorite of you...... How can Daddy be willing to punish you! Let's go, Daddy will take you to the kitchen to find something to eat! ”

Three Joys: ......

The kitten jumped into Bu Qingshan's arms.

Sanxi hurriedly said: "Young master, what about your principles?" ”

"Eaten by the festival!" Bu Qingshan said.

Sanxi vaguely felt that the festival that the young master said was not the one he understood, but he still asked casually: "What about the festival?" ”

"Eaten by the lower limit!" Bu Qingshan said.

"What about the lower limit?"

"Lower limit...... I ate the lower limit! Bu Qingshan said with a smile.

The bottom line, who had always felt that he could still save, completely gave up treatment at this moment.

Sanxi swallowed his saliva and asked, "That's ...... Is the shrimp stuffing delicious? I want to eat it too! ”

"Good boy, don't eat that." Bu Qingshan took out a free hand and patted Sanxi's ...... Belly. He was too short to pat his shoulder.

Sanxi shouted in his heart, he also wants to eat shrimp filling, he can't be a good boy!

Bu Qingshan changed the topic again, and said thoughtfully: "The kitten is actually very powerful, it actually overturned the chair." "Probably to facilitate the daily use of a few little apprentices, when the ancestor of Xihua arranged the various rooms, he deliberately made the tables, chairs and beds very low, and they were naturally lighter than normal furniture. But that's it, it's not easy for a kitten to be able to overturn a chair with its own small body.

Sanxi was still thinking about the shrimp filling that he had never eaten, and his mouth immediately became sweet: "The kitten will become more and more powerful in the future!" ”

"I hope so. In fact, I didn't want to make it my combat power, I just hoped that when something happened in the future, it would be able to run for its life as soon as possible. I don't want it to help me fight, I just hope it's okay. Bu Qingshan sighed with a "motherly heart".

The Demon Emperor who was underestimated again: ......

The two took the kitten to eat something in the kitchen. While eating, there was a qin Qingruo who came.

Youqin Qingruo is also meditating. However, she didn't make a breakthrough as directly as Bu Qingshan. This kind of meditation is just her daily routine. When she finished her homework, she heard that Bu Qingshan had already left the room, so she immediately rushed over.

Seeing that Bu Qingshan had broken through, the senior sister was also happy for him. Seeing Bu Qingshan coaxing her kitten to eat, the senior sister couldn't help but say: "Listen to Sanxi, you think you are thinking of yourself as its father, and now you see that it is so." However, your dad is not competent. ”

"I didn't expect to be able to break through directly this time, but I'll know later. Now that I understand its intentions for me, I will naturally arrange it properly in the future, and I can't let my stupid cat son wait for me outside without eating or sleeping. Bu Qingshan said with a smile.

Youqin Qingruo shook his head and said, "It is indeed loyal to you, which is really touching." But that's not what I'm talking about. The kitten didn't have a name until now, so why don't you give it one? You can't keep kittens barking like that. ”

"I don't know what to call it!" Bu Qingshan, who has the implicit attribute of "naming and abandoning", said distressedly, "It's better to wait for it to think for itself after it opens its mind, it is its own name, and it has to follow it for a lifetime, and it has to choose whether it sounds good or not." "In case the kitten likes cheesy names like Cat Cuihua and Cat Xiaoming, but he gives it the name of Cat Bruce, isn't this a pit son?

Then again, in fact, Bu Qingshan really wants to give the kitten some simple and cute names, such as dog Dandan, but what if the kitten himself prefers names like Xiyu Lanmeng, Crystal Tears Moyang, and Phantom Ziyin? As a democratic cat father, he must respect his children's hobbies...... Fart, if the kitten really has such a Mary Sue heart, it must be given medicine on time!

As the saying goes, the child is too Mary Sue, what should I do? Most of them are idle, just give them a beating.

Bu Qingshan scratched the kitten's chin and said worriedly: "Your name in the future must not exceed four words!" ”

The Demon Emperor who has never successfully connected with Bu Qingshan's thinking: ......

In fact, it is not easy to raise a child, Bu Qingshan suddenly realized. Think of so many cases of education he'd seen before he crossed over...... Bu Qingshan felt that he was really responsible. He has to take care of the kittens not only in life, but also mentally; He not only wants to make the kitten worry-free, but also let the kitten learn to love and be loved; He must not only be strict with the kitten in his studies, but also in his character.

In the words of bosom friends, this is simply "father's love is boundless, and the three-year-old father carries a piece of blue sky for his cat son".

Youqin Qingruo looked at Bu Qingshan's face changing, how did she know that the little junior brother had already thought about such a strict question as "what to do when adolescence and menopause collide and education conflicts"! She smiled and said, "It is said that the father is the son, but you are different." ”

Bu Qingshan looked up at Youqin Qingruo, and said disapprerovingly: "Then the next sentence is a husband and a wife, are you willing?" ”

Youqin Qingruo was stunned and said, "You're right, it's me who want to fork." She leaned up and pinched Bu Qingshan's face, only to feel that this little junior brother was really pleasing to the eye. Well, such a cute little junior brother doesn't know who will be cheaper in the future! She touched the cat's head again.

The kitten immediately exploded at Yuqin. It doesn't like to be touched by anyone other than Bu Qingshan.

"By the way, Senior Brother has been listening to lectures on Qiushi Peak these days, how is the situation? Is homework hard? Bu Qingshan asked. When Shen Qing went to class the day before, Bu Qingshan began to meditate. In the past few days, Bu Qingshan has been in his room, so he has not seen Shen Qingshang.

Hearing Bu Qingshan ask, Youqin Qingruo's face showed a strange expression.

"What's going on? Could it be that the senior brother was bullied? Buqing asked in a joking tone.

Youqin Qingruo shook her head and said, "It's not. However, what is taught on this Qiushi Peak is indeed different from what we imagined. ”