The look of surprise had just been revealed, and Yu Ge came back to his senses and wittily continued: "You actually saw it?" ”

Behind Yu Ziyan, there seemed to be an invisible tail cocked: "Of course! ”

Yu Ge froze: "How did you see it?" ”

Yu Ziyan was about to say something, but suddenly hesitated and said, "You promise to listen to me?" ”

"Hmm."

Yu Ge has a bad premonition.

"It all started when I passed by a mass grave last year, when it was sunny at first, and then it rained, and the drizzle stopped after a while, and I saw a fresh, hot corpse that had just been left behind...... I tried it with the recipe that Senior Brother Jiao had just made, and based on the idea that Senior Brother Qiao had proposed...... Although my attempts didn't seem to come to fruition, I came back and thought again and again, in fact, it is still possible to manipulate it...... It only takes two people's brains. ”

After a long period of words, Yu Ziyan paused, and said unfinished: "Do you understand?" ”

Obviously, the key to brushing favorability is whether there is resonance.

Yu Ge thought hard, and after eliminating most of the nonsense that he didn't understand and describing the weather scenes, he felt that the focus was probably on the brain?

For example, when Shao Yu took the English test in his last life, the cloze reading comprehension was basically relied on, and after leaving the exam room, others were answering each other, arguing whether to choose B or C for this question, and Shao Yu didn't even make anything the article said.

Oh, by the way, habitually excluding words that you don't understand is something that Yu Ge gradually practiced after picking up Xiaobi.

That's right, Xiaobi!

Yu Ge decisively asked for help from the sidelines.

{I think of the diary I wrote when I was a child, the weather on the xth day of the month x233333}

{So what did Purple Smoke say?}

1L: Who is Purple Smoke? I don't remember the name of the transgender teenager anymore hahaha, landlord, your input method is toxic

2L: You're more toxic on the first floor, what the hell is a transsexual teenager→_→}

{Actually, he's talking about fine points, right?} }

{Probably understood, which means that Da Qiao picked up the jade slip of the demon cultivator on how to refine the puppet, and then put forward the relevant ideas one, two, three and shared them with the circle of friends, it just so happened that Da Jiao also got a related trick before, Xiao Yan expanded it again, and tried to make the corpse his puppet, and then found that unless he has two brains and two thoughts, he can't make the puppet talk and do things like a real person.)

1L: To add, there must be a break between himself and the puppet, because he was unsuccessful.

2l: Group photo!

3L: Why is it that such an idealist content is described by LZ as if it were an academic report...... So the question is, is LZ learning literature or science?

4L: What is Da Qiao, Da Jiao Xiaoyan, so magical

5l: Love is a light, so wonderful~

6L: Why I thought of the plantain ♂

7l: Upstairs foul and squeezing}

{Happy New Year to the author!} I wish you more than 10,000 days! }

{Combined with the previous Wen Moumou who took a golden hoop stick, ah no, and used a broom to fight his rival, Li Dashao must be Wen Zhan's change!} With so many people in mind, who else can take on this heavy responsibility except for the experienced old monster?

1L: What has changed, 233 Do you think this is Journey to the West}

{A boatload of corpses!} #修真界恐怖片#还好我和男票一起住 ^_^

1L: Hehe, why did I raise the torch

2L: Burn, burn, burn! }

{I just want to know how many people are alive on the ship, and who are Li Mingxin and Li Zhimi?} }

{Ahhh }

……

Yu Ge felt that the amount of information was a bit too large.

He quickly distilled the information that was currently useful, and pretended to be thoughtful: "You mean that if there is a person who seems to have many people living in his head, each with his own thoughts and actions, he is suitable for this kind of puppetry?" ”

"Yes, you're smart!" Yu Ziyan was very happy and looked at him a few times: "Yu Yu, you are a loose cultivator, right?" "← progressed to shouting names, so fast=w=

Yu Ge nodded.

Well, people are very young (bone age), very smart, and have a common hobby (raising birds), no way or faction, how suitable!

Yu Ziyan warmly invited: "Do you want to join our Strange Gate?" ”

Yu Ge was a little dizzy.

Accustomed to the way of saying things that go around and around, chewing on words, when he heard such a direct and quick invitation at first glance, he couldn't get back to his senses when he heard such a direct and quick invitation, such a generous love.

"Chirp!" The little bird stretched out its wings and touched Yu Ge's head lovingly.

Silly boy, don't you realize that the conversation has gone to Antarctica? Yu Shaonian didn't answer at all how he found out that the Li family in that boat was basically all puppets, so he naturally used chatter and related topics to build the crooked building on the n floor, so that Yu Ge didn't notice it at all, and the most important thing is that he didn't notice it himself, it was really a god-like talent.

No wonder people who have been around for a long time don't want to hear what he has to say.

"Is Little Feather hungry?" Yu Ziyan clapped his hands and looked at the sky: "Oh, it's time to eat!" Yu Yu and I will come to eat together, and see the boss by the way! ”

What kind of sky to see in the clouds? Is it by the way to see the boss?

The style of painting is so strange.

Yu Ge really didn't know how to refuse not to hurt the relationship that the two had just established, and the cat and the bird were very positive when they heard about eating, so they were pulled to the kitchen.

As soon as he reached the door, he was blinded.

The floor was spotless.

These four words must be stressed, one! Dust! No! Dye!

Compared with the floor of this kitchen, even the floor of the main hall of the Moon Valley and the lake of the Heavenly Dome Flower Society are not enough to see, and now it is not direct sunlight, this reflection is already so bright that it makes people dizzy, the effect is like looking directly at the sun, and everything is red and green after a while.

"Meow!" The cat covers its face.

The little bird didn't look affected, stretched his neck and leaned forward: "Chirp!" "It smells so good!

The people of the Strange Door must have been used to it, Yu Ziyan pointed to the kitchen: "I will be able to eat soon, oh, that is Senior Brother Qiao, the head of the house!" ”

Yu Ge closed his eyes and opened them again, almost getting used to the light, looked into the door, and saw that in this large kitchen, there was only one person busy stir-frying, scribbling eggs, chopping vegetables, etc., he was stunned for a moment, and said incredulously: "Master...... Cook? ”

How do these two words come together?

"Yes!" Yu Ziyan said as a matter of course: "Senior Brother Qiao's cooking is the best, and we have no opinion on him being the head!" He muttered in a low voice: "If you want me to say, there is nothing good about the head, there is always something to do, annoying!" ”

Yu Ge: "............"

Shao Yu and Pippi thought so.

Yu Ziyan was still a little tender.

He didn't calculate the time to start the meal, and waited for a tea time with his new friends, the head of Qiao (the kitchen) finished all the dishes, and the people from the strange door appeared one after another, wiping the table and wiping the table, serving the dishes, discussing with each other, pointing at each other and scolding, and even beating the shoulders of the head of the house.

The style of painting will not be good.

_(:3ゝ∠)_

For him, an outsider, the others didn't come to say hello or anything, as if there was no such person, Yu Ziyan made a loud introduction, and the others seemed to have calculated, and at the same time turned their heads and smiled at him, the smile was so enthusiastic that it was about to release light, and the curvature of the corners of the mouth was the same, as if the effect of practicing thousands of times in the mirror, it was quite terrifying, and then after the head said "eat first", they regarded it as if there was no such person, what should they do or what to do.

Yu Ge: "............"

He suddenly felt that he was speechless more than ever before.

There were still many questions to ask and many explanations to be explained, but after Yu Ge stretched out his chopsticks and took a piece of recent tofu and put it in his mouth, his mind recalled the words that the head of the strange door Qiao had just said:

Eat first.

Yes, too.

"Chirp!"

"Meow woo~"

The bird landed on the edge of his bowl and ate it directly from the bowl, and the civet tried to come over, but could not find a gap.

The little feather spread its wings, and it pounced on which side it was, until Yu Ge finally noticed the cat-bird battle and brought another bowl for the two of them to serve the meal.

After the foundation period, monks can go without eating.

On the other hand, it's okay for them to eat all the time, they won't hold up or get fat.

It's a big battle at the dinner table.

Yu Ge, as a long-experienced sword cultivator in the Jindan period, has a speed and eyesight far beyond the people of the Strange Sect, even if he has to take care of a cat and a bird, it is not a problem, a pair of chopsticks quickly dances out of the afterimage, but the quantity is guaranteed, and the quality cannot keep up, for example, a monk with a little dark skin is highly proficient, and he can always clip the most smooth and tender meat to eat, this eyesight and accuracy are breathtaking.

However, even if it is casually clipped, it is delicious.

It wasn't until the plates were empty that Yu Ge put down his chopsticks in a daze.

The people of the Strange Gate scattered in twos and threes, only the head of the sect and the dark-skinned monk remained, one was still sitting, and the other quickly packed up the dishes and chopsticks to wash.

Yu Ziyan said: "This time it is Senior Brother Jiao's turn to wash the dishes. "← the charred one =w=

At this time, Yu Ge had the opportunity to look at this Qiao boss head-on, only to see that his facial features were tough, not smiling, and he was sitting in a precarious position at this time, with a dignified posture, if it weren't for the oil stains on the table in front of him, it would be quite convincing.

Qiao said: "In Xia Qiao'an, what is this Taoist friend called?" ”

Back to normal conversations!

A move that could not be ignored rose from his heart, and Yu Ge said: "Under Yu Yu, meet for the first time." ”

Yu Ziyan was babbling on the side: "Senior Brother Qiao, Yu Yu wants to join our Strange Sect, I have talked to him, and I think he is a good person!" ”

No, it's not what you say it is ==

Knowing the urine nature of this junior brother, Qiao An naturally blocked him: "Daoist friend found the strange door, I don't know what is needed?" If you want to refine the sword, you can ask Jiao Lan when he finishes washing the dishes. "He has seen that Yu is a sword cultivator.

"No, in fact, I'm ......" Under Shao Xiaoniao's eager gaze, Yu Ge took a deep breath, a thought gradually took shape in his heart, he made a big bow firmly, and said, "I want to learn how to cook with Qiao Daoyou!" ”

What a good male protagonist! Shao Yu burst into tears and felt the taste of love.

——The mountains have no tombs, the heaven and the earth are combined, but dare to be with the king!