Chapter 3 Xiaolongbao is also a bun
Hu Lili finally believed that the four non-humans in front of her were definitely a family, because just now, Mo Susu and Mo Ziyan, who were still fighting like they had a father-killing feud, shook hands and made peace without the slightest warning, and Mo Wei and Mo Zixiong, who were hiding under the table to watch the excitement, had already sat back on the sofa, and now the family was staging a harmonious family drama there.
As for the living room that was almost reduced to ruins in the big battle just now, there are four goblins there, and it is not a piece of cake to recover as before?
Hu Lili swallowed her saliva, trying to reduce her sense of presence, leaning against the wall and cautiously moving towards the gate, taking advantage of the fact that the four non-humans didn't notice her, she wanted to leave this dangerous place quickly.
It's close, it's close, it's still two steps away from the gate, the horn of victory is about to sound, and Hu Lili's eyes are full of longing and yearning for a happy tomorrow.
Heavens, earth, she can finally escape!
But despair always follows hope. Just when her right leg was less than two centimeters away from the door, a low male voice like a cello suddenly sounded in her ears: "Chick, where do you want to go?"
Mamma Mia, isn't this dead fox sitting on the couch? Why did he appear next to her in an instant? The monster is really the most annoying! Don't bully ordinary people like this!
"I didn't ...... Didn't go anywhere, just wander around. Hu Lili hurriedly showed a smile full of flattery and flattery, people are under the eaves, they have to bow their heads, they can't live with their own lives, right?
Mo Ziyan smiled and smiled, which seemed to be very talkative, and did not pursue it, but asked extremely gently, "Are you done shopping?"
"I'm done. "She didn't dare to say that she wanted to sneak away.
"Then go sit down and rest for a while, and we can have a good talk. ”
The sadness in Hu Lili's heart flowed backwards, and she swore that she had nothing in common with this group of monsters, what to talk about?
Mo Ziyan didn't give her a chance to refuse at all, her big hand pressed her shoulder, and after a "whoosh", she found that she had sat on the sofa, and it was still in the middle, just surrounded by four non-humans.
Hu Lili snorted dejectedly, holding the resignation of "Die, die, and be a good girl in eighteen years", forcing herself to calm down, but the hand on her knee trembled disobediently.
Mo Susu showed a very friendly smile, and asked in a strange tone of coaxing little Lori to eat lollipops: "Little girl, don't be nervous, be good, tell my sister, what is your name?"
"Hu ...... Hu Lili. ”
"Ouch, my mother-in-law, Hu Lili, fox?" Mo Susu clapped his hands violently, laughing wildly, and did not forget to throw Mo Ziyan a joking look, "Haha, dead fox, this girl is destined for you, do you want to consider it?"
Mo Ziyan's brows wrinkled like Tianjin Twist from the moment he heard Hu Lili's name, and when he heard Mo Susu's joke, he was angry and sneered: "I'm not interested in xiaolongbao." ”
After speaking, he deliberately glanced at Hu Lili's chest with disgust.
Hu Lili suddenly became angry in her heart, in this era of "Peking University girls are not as good as Bo big girls", her biggest pain is that others maliciously criticize her bust.
She suddenly forgot that she was surrounded by four non-humans, stood up suddenly, slapped the table hard, glared at Mo Ziyan angrily, and shouted: "Don't take xiaolongbao for steamed buns! xiaolongbao also has its value!"
Hearing this, Mo Wei turned his head, his shoulders swayed suspiciously, Mo Zixiong's face was as red as a tomato, Mo Susu laughed so much that tears came out, and Mo Ziyan looked at her, the corners of his lips raised an evil arc, and raised his eyebrows: "Are you selling yourself to me?"
Hu Lili was shocked to realize what she had done, and she wanted to come to Dao Lei to kill herself, why was she so angry? What if this fox spirit was provoked and went crazy?
"Can you just act as if you didn't hear anything?" she asked cautiously, the momentum of the sudden explosion just now was gone, and her eyes were full of self-pity and pitiful pleading.
Mo Ziyan nodded unexpectedly and said, "Well, I didn't hear you say, 'Don't take xiaolongbao as a bun, xiaolongbao also has the value of its existence', really, I didn't hear it." ”
Hu Lili almost hid her face and ran into tears, didn't you remember it so clearly? Repeat it word for word! They all say that the fox is synonymous with black belly and cunning, who said this first? It's too accurate!
"Okay, okay, don't tease Xiao Lili, look at the scare people. Mo Susu smiled enough, opened her mouth to play a round, kindly pulled her to sit down, and then spread out her hand, conjuring a beautiful red fruit out of thin air, "Good, eat it." ”
"What is this?" Although she knew that the possibility of refusing to eat it was almost zero, she couldn't help but ask.
Mo Susu smiled incomprehensibly, handed the fruit to her mouth, and said, "Don't worry, it's not a poison, it's a good thing, eat it, and it will be a gift from my sister to you." ”
Hu Lili leaned back vigilantly, her eyes were full of resistance, how could she dare to eat unknown things casually, not to mention that the other party was still a monster.
"If she doesn't eat it, forget it, at a glance, you know that she doesn't know what to do, I said last night that I would throw her out to fend for herself, you still have to keep her!" Mo Ziyan glanced at Hu Lili coldly, his words full of disdain.
"A little girl, who was left in the middle of the night in the wilderness, what if something happened?
"That's what she did for herself! How can a girl from a good family break into someone else's house in the middle of the night? And stupidly knock herself out, and she is stupid to become a strange flower!"
Hu Lili was so angry that she was squeezed, her impulsiveness once again covered her reason, and she yelled at Mo Ziyan: "You dead fox spirit mouth is not so poisonous?
Zhong Qiwei looked at her silently, she suddenly felt a lot of pressure, where is the regret medicine for sale?
"What did you just call me? Say it again. Mo Ziyan's tone was very calm, but there was a storm brewing in his eyes.
"Dead vixen! Dead vixen! How many times do you want me to say that you are a dead vixen!" she let go, anyway, she said everything that should be said and what should not be said, the big deal is death, and she can't go on anymore.
Mo Ziyan looked at her without saying a word, her dark eyes were burning with anger, and her gaze was sharper than a laser light, and Hu Lili, who didn't know when she had eaten the leopard's gall, looked at her without fear, and the eyes of the two fought fiercely in the air, bursting out with bursts of sparks.
"Xiao Long Bao!"
"Vixen!"
"Pocket xiaolongbao!"
"Dead vixen!"
............
In the face of these two people, who had suddenly degenerated to their infancy and attacked each other with boring words, the other three non-humans patted their foreheads and sighed in unison.
"Hmm?" Hu Lili, who was busy arguing with Mo Ziyan, felt that something was suddenly thrown into her mouth, and she was swallowed, her eyes widened, and she looked at the culprit - Mo Susu in surprise.
Mo Susu smiled harmlessly, "It's good to eat, then close your eyes and sleep now, 1,2,3......"
As soon as the words of the word "3" fell, Hu Lili felt a strange heaviness in her eyelids, and fell asleep on the sofa.