Chapter 22: Shame
At home, Qin Chuan was busy in the kitchen, Xu Yingying was fine, and sang cross talk actor Yue Yunpeng's "Song of the Five Rings" next to her.
The voice is high-pitched, with long ups and downs, not to mention, it really looks like that.
Ah, the five rings, you have one more ring than the four rings.
Ah, the five rings, you have one less ring than the six rings.
Finally, one day, you will repair to the seven rings.
What about the seven rings of cultivation, you have two more rings than the five rings.
……
Qin Chuan picked up the pot, stir-fried the vegetables, and boiled the soup, and Xu Yingying, who watched it, admired it.
In the kitchen, filled with a strong fragrance, Xu Yingying sighed: "Cousin, I didn't see that you are actually a chef." ”
Qin Chuan said with a smile: "Look at the joke, I am an all-round talent, if anyone marries me, there will definitely be green smoke on the ancestral grave." ”
"Look at you."
At this moment, the door of the living room opened, and Chu Rourou had already entered the house, so she hurriedly stomped her feet and ran towards the kitchen.
When Chu Rourou saw the dishes in the kitchen, she swallowed her saliva and said, "Oh my God, Qin Chuan, are you all frying?" ”
Qin Chuan nodded and said, "Yes, do you want to make a promise?" ”
"Cut." Chu Rourou's face turned red and said, "Then it has to be delicious." ”
Xu Yingying hurriedly picked up a piece of chopsticks and shredded meat and said, "Come, Rourou, taste it quickly." ”
Chu Rourou opened her cherry mouth and chewed, then she opened her mouth wide and said, "Oh my God, Qin Chuan, your fried dishes are delicious, I have never eaten such delicious dishes." ”
Xu Yingying said with a smile: "Rourou, you just said, if Qin Chuan is delicious, you have to make a promise, let's choose a day as well as a day, you hurry up and go to the bathroom, wash yourself, let my cousin do it for you tonight, I know, she is a real man." ”
Chu Rourou's face was as red as a kiwi fruit, able to drip water, and she said coquettishly: "Oh, Sister Yingying, don't bully me, but how do you know that Qin Chuan is a real man?" ”
"Ugh." This time it was Xu Yingying's turn to turn red, it was impossible for her to tell Chu Rourou that she was drunk at night and climbed into Qin Chuan's bed, right? That's a shame too.
Xu Yingying craned her neck and said, "I guessed." ”
"Hehe, Sister Yingying, you are so rebellious, you dare to eat tender grass from the old cow, I will catch your handle." Chu Rourou said, turned around and ran towards her room.
Xu Yingying hurriedly chased after her and said, "Okay, you are rourou, today I Xu Yingying is going to fork you, don't run, it seems that I haven't been to your ass for a long time, and you miss my claws again, hahaha." ”
Qin Chuan was speechless while stir-frying: "Oh my God, don't they exist for me?" To say such shameless things in front of a child really makes my fragile little heart unbearable. ”
Not long after, the three of them sat at the dining table, only to see Xu Yingying and Chu Rourou, the two of them seemed to be reincarnated as hungry ghosts, eating vegetables, that was called a swift and fast, not a woman's style at all.
"It's delicious, it's delicious."
"Sister Yingying, eat this."
Qin Chuan ate slowly and sighed, "Two beauties, can you slow down?" ”
Chu Rourou blinked her eyes and said, "It's so delicious, I can't slow down." ”
Qin Chuan looked at Chu Rourou's plump little peach mouth, and said that it was too delicious to slow down, which made Qin Chuan prank and said, "Is it really that delicious?" Slow down, people can't stand it if it's fast. ”
Chu Rourou and Xu Yingying were stunned, and then looked at Qin Chuan's evil smile, and suddenly the two of them reacted, what did Qin Chuan mean by this.
Chu Rourou's face turned red and said: "Qin Chuan, you are so bad, you know how to bully us, when Sister Bingbing comes back, we must let her call the shots for us." ”
Xu Yingying also nodded and said, "Indeed, it seems that in this family, only Bingbing can subdue you." ”
Qin Chuan drank the soup and said, "Cut, didn't you women say that men are not bad and women don't love?" Look at the beauties around you, are they all arched by pigs? Especially those middle-aged people with big bellies, aren't those beauties afraid of being crushed? ”
Xu Yingying glared at Qin Chuan and said, "Xiaochuan, you are in charge of people's houses, how good your belly is so good to touch, isn't it soft?" ”
Chu Rourou shook her head and said, "Sister Yingying, I still think that a man with muscles is good-looking and has texture to the touch." ”
Xu Yingying said with a wicked smile: "Then you just say that you like my cousin, he is a muscular man, really, I have seen his muscles, so developed, eight-pack abs, guaranteed to make your heart bloom all day long." ”
Chu Rourou blushed and said: "Sister Yingying, I know that I make fun of people, Qin Chuan is a hooligan, I don't like hooligans, he also peeked at Sister Bingbing changing clothes, ashamed." ”
Qin Chuan said with a wry smile: "Nima, why did you pull me again, this is really lying down and getting shot." ”
Xu Yingying patted Qin Chuan's shoulder, squeezed her willow eyebrows and said, "Cousin, didn't you say that lying down has a high hit rate of being shot?" ”
Qin Chuan was speechless for a moment, he didn't expect his cousin's thoughts to be so evil, Qin Chuan gave Xu Yingying a thumbs up and said, "Cousin, your thinking is really advancing with the times, this thinking, this association, it's really awesome!" ”
Next, the plates on the table were eaten cleanly by them, as if they had been licked by dogs.
Xu Yingying stood up, looked at the great achievements of her own sweep on the table, and sighed: "Cousin, if you cook such delicious dishes for us every day, it is estimated that in a few months, our slender waist will become a bucket waist." ”
Qin Chuan picked out his teeth and said leisurely: "Cousin, don't be afraid, these dishes I make, the meat will not grow on the stomach." ”
"Where is that going?"
"Chest-up!"
"That's a good daring, every woman likes her breasts to be bigger than others."
Qin Chuan nodded and said: "I can see it, as soon as you go on the street, those girls are wearing such low-necked clothes, as long as you bend down, they sit in front of you, your gaze, you can't be attracted by them, these days, women always say that men play hooligans, you wear so sexy, aren't you just waiting for hooligans to mess with you?" ”
Xu Yingying glanced at Qin Chuan and said, "Beast! Shameless! Nonsense! ”
"Cut." Qin Chuan crossed Erlang's legs and said, "You can't scold beasts for being shameless, because beasts are also dignified!" As for, this definitely won't work, the black light is blinding, what if it is broken? ”
Xu Yingying and Chu Rourou immediately rolled their eyes, they were defeated by Qin Chuan's cheekiness, this bastard is too flamboyant.
Next, Qin Chuan asked the two of them to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, and then he sat in the living room and watched TV.
Time passed quickly in their chat, and in the blink of an eye, it was already eleven o'clock in the evening.
Xu Yingying and Chu Rourou both went to sleep, and Qin Chuan was bored alone, so he walked slowly towards his bedroom.
Qin Chuan lay on the bed and sighed: "It's too boring to play on such a day, I have to find a job tomorrow, although I have a million now, but this money, for those rich people, is a piece of." ”
At this moment, Qin Chuan's head suddenly felt a huge pain again.
Suddenly, in Qin Chuan's mind, the figure of a humanoid monster appeared, and I saw this guy flying over the tall building, and the direction he flew from was Qin Chuan.
Qin Chuan's face was in a cold sweat, he took a few deep breaths, frowned and said, "Damn, what's wrong with my body, is this the ability to predict the future?" But why are there only humanoid monsters? ”
"No matter, this guy is obviously running towards me, if he hurts my cousin and Chu Rourou here, it won't be good, I have to lure him away!"
Qin Chuan said, only to see his figure jump, and he jumped directly from the window.
This is the fifth floor, and if it is seen by ordinary people, it will definitely be scared to death.
I saw Qin Chuan running quickly towards the outside of the community, just rushed out of the community, a young man, who was parking a motorcycle to buy cigarettes next to him, Qin Chuan did not hesitate, rode on the motorcycle, and shouted to the young man: "Brother, it's a little urgent, get out of the car, go to Room 308 on the fifth floor of the sixth building, someone will give you double the price!" ”
The young man suddenly shouted: "Brother, don't lie to me, is it really double? ”
"Yes!"
Qin Chuan didn't have time to think.
Because the attack power of the humanoid monster is too strong, only in this way can the casualties be reduced.
Qin Chuan rode a motorcycle and made a sensation on the accelerator.
"Boom, boom!"
On the highway, the motorcycle that Qin Chuan was riding passed by those cars, which scared those car owners a lot.
Every time they open their mouths, they swear a lot.
Qin Chuan ignored these voices, and the evening breeze blew on his cheeks, which was very cold.
Qin Chuan's hair was raging and flying.
Not long after, Qin Chuan came to the suburbs on a motorcycle, and Qin Chuan's speed still did not weaken.
Qin Chuan turned his head and saw that under the darkness of the night, the two-meter-tall humanoid monster was galloping on the outskirts, and its speed was getting closer and closer to Qin Chuan.
Qin Chuan frowned and said: "His strength is too strong, this is not good, I knew this, so I called to inform the little junior sister that she was coming." ”
Qin Chuan's little junior sister, for Qin Chuan, is a freak.
Her little junior sister, although she is only 1.5 meters tall, her long purple hair that falls to the ground, coupled with a doll-like face, is very tempting.
Although it is very small, it is born with divine power.
Anyway, Qin Chuan had never won against her.
Since childhood, Qin Chuan and his little sister have grown up together, and the two are more cordial than their own brothers and sisters.
Now, he misses his little sister a little.
"Boom!"
Just when Qin Chuan was in a trance, the humanoid monster directly grabbed a huge stone and smashed it towards Qin Chuan.
"Bang!"
The huge stone smashed behind Qin Chuan, causing Qin Chuan and the motorcycle to fly out directly.
Qin Chuan's body rolled out a long way, and he stood up from the ground, wary of the humanoid monster that was slowly walking towards him.
The grim voice of the humanoid monster sounded: "It is worthy of the person that my master has taken a fancy to, and I was seriously injured like that, and it has only been seven or eight days, and he has already healed!" ”
Qin Chuan stared at the humanoid monster and frowned, "Your master, who is it?" Why are you arresting me? ”
The humanoid monster showed a row of sharp teeth and said: "It's a lot of nonsense, I was seriously injured by you that day, and today I will ask for some interest from you!" ”
"Bang!" As soon as the soles of the humanoid monster's feet stepped on the ground, its body turned into an afterimage, rushing towards Qin Chuan.