Chapter 59: All shameless people have come out

"My name is Peter Parker, Spider-Man of New York, a friendly neighbor to the citizens. Insist on doing chivalrous actions every day to maintain social order in New York, but despite this, he will still be called a 'wall-climbing monster' and a 'masked heretic' by the boss of the "Clarion Daily", why can't you give the little spider a little love? ”

"Today, in another thrilling subway chase, I managed to capture a very bad robber. However, during this unfortunate chase, a hole was scratched in my pants, in my ass...... People are really not kind to me at all, and your first reaction is to laugh and take pictures? ”

"Can't you be kind to the little spiders? Is it okay to be considerate of the little spider? Spider is a solo superhero...... Wait, I'm supposed to be a superhero too, right? ”

"I tried my best to punish the evil and promote the good, and then, at the end of school, try to bring a cake to Aunt May, and make some time for my good friend, Harry has lost his temper several times because he couldn't find me...... Then, when I got home, I had a bunch of homework to write and, most importantly, the uniform didn't sew holes on its own......"

Peter muttered and chattered as he floated nimbly over the city with the help of spider silk, running towards the place he had agreed with yesterday.

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"Hey Spider-Man, here!"

Daniel ran out of a dessert shop and waved at the spider lying on the wall: "Look here, please eat a doughnut." ”

"Donuts don't need to be ......" Spider-Man skillfully jumped off a wall dozens of meters high, and the bounce power was amazing.

He stood in front of Daniel, unable to see the expression under the hood, but his body uncomfortably changed several postures to stand, and then he lazily raised his hand and said casually: "Thank you, I came to say, uniform or something, I joked yesterday, no need to ......"

"Really, don't?" Daniel pulled out a red and blue uniform from the backpack behind him, and said with great interest: "I've already brought it all, and ......"

He blinked his blue eyes, pointed to the hole in the back of Spider-Man's butt that was barely sealed with a white cobweb, and smiled, "It's creative, but are you really sure you don't need to?" ”

"Uh......" Peter hurriedly covered his ass with his hands, and his head drooped suddenly: "Okay, well, yes, I need it!" You're so welcoming, how embarrassing is that...... However, if you want me to take it so much, then I will take it......"

"Are you really not going to have a dessert with me?" Daniel smiled and said, "I really have something to talk to you about making money." ”

Spider-Man tilted his head to look at him, looking very childish.

He asked in a surprised and expectant tone, "The right thing to make money?" ”

Thirty seconds later, a man and a 'spider' sat in a hidden corner of the dessert shop.

Daniel took out a "Spider-Man Merchandise Sales Agreement" from his backpack, put it on the table, and then pushed it over: "If you have no opinion, just sign it." ”

Peter quickly glanced at the agreement, "Wait, you're the magician at that superhero merch store?" ”

"Huh?" Daniel deliberately feigned a surprised expression: "You know me? Have you ever bought something in my store too? Hmm, let me guess, uniforms? So can I look up the customer's name and address to find the real Spider-Man? Cruel! ”

"No, no, no...... I didn't buy it. Peter quickly defended: "This one was given by my fan, I was curious about the difference between the uniform outside and my own, it turned out that the quality was too poor......"

He stood up and motioned to the scratched hole in his buttocks: "Look, it's all scratched open, if I hadn't blocked it in time with a cobweb, I would have to go home naked?" ”

"No way, that's the fan version." Daniel spread his hands and said, "If you want better quality, you can buy the Spider-Man Boutique Edition." ”

"A thousand dollars! You black-hearted profiteer, so expensive! ”

"It's definitely worth the money."

"Forget it, forget it, what's that...... Give me those uniforms you gave me, and I'm going home. ”

"Wait, sign the contract."

"Why is the dividend twenty-eight? I'm the original founder of the product, and besides, you made money in the name of Spider-Man before, and you didn't give me any money, huh? ”

"But I have the money to pay you for the damage in the battle."

Daniel pulled out another stack of slips and said with a bright smile, "Do you want to check it?" From your debut to the present, large and small facilities have been damaged in battles. At the end of the day, I'm still losing money, and if I hadn't helped you, would you think ...... Why are there fewer and fewer people scolding you lately? ”

"Ah, is that so?" Peter looked left and right and said.

"Of course, otherwise how dare I play the 'official and genuine' brand? Because this store is an online store approved by the government. Although this is a bit shocking to you, I still have to tell you the truth, most superheroes' peripheral dividends are not enough for them to pay for battle damage......"

"Is everyone so miserable?" Peter was shocked and said, "What should I do?" ”

"Work hard, practice your skills, destroy buildings less, sell more, earn more, and get more!" For example, you are the chief spokesperson of the Spider-Man series, so you must have a work ethic in your daily life, help the store with publicity from time to time, distribute flyers, discount lists, and this spider sunglasses......"

Once again, Daniel pulled out a case of sunglasses from his backpack.

Peter Yan Zòng suspected that the backpack was connected to another dimension, otherwise, how could it hold so many things?

"Look, these sunglasses are just during the hot push, after you sign the contract, when you go out, you have to think about wearing them, every time you beat the bad guys, remember to wear them handsomely, and then face the onlookers, encourage them to actively buy, it's very simple."

"Sounds good, but ......"

Peter propped his head on his hands, thinking in his mind about the 'Spider-Man Sex Club Suit' and feeling the urge to keep hitting the glass.

"I don't speak for impurity." He said righteously.

"What impure thing? There's no such thing. Daniel blinked and played dumb.

Peter looked at him incredulously.

Daniel's eyes rolled, and he still revealed: "Fool, even if you have it, you have to sell it secretly, it's impossible for you to get it on the surface." ”

Peter felt that the whole person was not good.

However, exclude the unreliable stuff.

He raised his head curiously: "Who are you?" People from the government? What else is it responsible for managing those battle damage issues? ”

"Have you heard of the Avengers?" Daniel quickly introduced himself: "I'm barely counting their logistics. ”

"Uh, what do you mean when you came to me, are the Avengers going to absorb me?"

The little spider raised her head a little proudly, circled her hands around her chest, and pretended to say, "I don't plan to join any unknown organization......

"In fact, the Avengers don't recruit minors at the moment, and even if you want to come, you can only be a reserve."

A lazy voice came from behind the two people, "Daniel, you've been out for a long time. ”

Tony walked over with a light step.

He put his hand on Daniel's shoulder, and with the other, he picked up the doughnut they hadn't eaten on the table, took a bite, and bowed slightly to Spider-Man, "Good afternoon, Mr. Parker." ”

With a 'bang', Peter jumped to his feet in fright, and like a real spider, his limbs clutched against the ceiling.

"Wow!" Tony whistled.

Daniel laughed directly: "You're such a bad guy, you scare people enough when you come." ”

"How can a superhero be so daring?" Tony said disapprerovingly.

He shouted at Spider-Man on the ceiling, "Hey, pajama baby, how long are you going to lie there?" ”

"You...... How do you know? ”

Peter came back to his senses, jumped down quickly, and asked in a slightly panicked tone under the strange eyes of the dessert shop, "Do you know me?" Who are you? Wait, I know you, Mr. Stark, Iron Man...... But, how did you come to know me? ”

"Tony Stark can do anything." He replied as conceitedly as ever.

But after noticing the minor's awkward and cramped body movements, he still thoughtfully added a few more words: "Come on, boy, no one cares who you are, and I won't tell anyone who you are." Don't worry, don't be so nervous, I'm just here to find this guy's home, he's been out there for too long. ”

"I've only been out for a while." Daniel protested.

"It's not been safe outside lately."

Tony replied with rare patience, "At least during this time, you and Lux try not to run around, so that I can rest assured." ”

"People who take off their armor and are not necessarily stronger than me when they fight alone, it is really not convincing at all to say such things."

Daniel couldn't help but complain.

"Strong or not, you'll find out if you try again tonight."

Tony winked at him, meaningfully, and said with a-for-tat smile.

"Actually......"

The innocent Peter didn't notice the bickering between the two people, and suddenly raised his hand and interjected, "Magician, someone has been watching you before, and he didn't disappear until I looked over." ”

Daniel was stunned: "Look at me? Are you looking at me, not ......"

He pointed to Iron Man, who was obviously more visible next to him, and said, "Not looking at him? ”

"Mr. Stark hadn't come before he looked at you."

The little spider shook his hand, then shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "That person is across the street, his eyes are very focused, he stares at you for a long time, and later, I feel that something is wrong, so I follow my gaze and is found by him, and then ...... I don't know where he went after that......"

Daniel was stunned and laughed disapprehantly: "It's interesting to look at me." ”

Instead, Tony frowned, a thoughtful expression.

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"AwMother**er. I just squatted in the toilet for a while, why did you cancel the mission? Oh my God, could the world be a little crueler? Do mercenaries have no human rights? Am I constipated? Damn it! ”

"Shut up, Deadpool, that was yesterday, did you squat on the toilet for a day? The quest has been canceled and you can leave. ”

“Ohcomeon！” Deadpool screams with his hands over his face.

He barricaded himself in the doorway, half-lying on the ground, pretending to be an abandoned woman: "No, don't do this to me, please, Helmut! Don't say that to me! Did you fall in love with that little blue-eyed bitch who you've been staring at all day today, God, how can you abandon me because I'm disfigured......"

“…… It's okay with me that you're disfigured. ”

“FUCK！ As long as I'm here, I won't let you and that little bitch live together! ”

"Come on, bullets shoot at this! Anyway, I have a self-healing factor, and after you ejaculate, I'll be alive too, come on! Come on, shoot me! Shoot me! Shoot me!! Hard! comeon！ ”

"Check for you, get out!"

"Ah, thank you, Helmut, Helmut you are the nicest person." Deadpool immediately stood up in high spirits.

He snatched the check, kissed it happily, and by the way, lifted the mask, revealing the extremely hideous, pitted disfigured face, and generously threw a flattering glance over: "Welcome to continue to hire Deadpool next time, brother sells his art and body~!" ”